Urgent Health Action Alert Bulletin!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on September 29, 2009

Attention all pigs!  There is an elevated risk of a deadly strain of “girl flu.”  If not treated early, girl flu can lead to death, or in extreme cases, cooties.   Pigs are urged to avoid prolonged contact with girls, and also avoid activities which may weaken the immune system, such as shopping or watching romantic comedies.

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Did somebody lose a bet, Florence A.?

{ 63 comments }

1 Theo 09.29.09 at 10:32 am

MythBusters is also a good cootie vaccine. ;)

2 Mamamclain 09.29.09 at 10:33 am

First men use babies to get chicks, now pigs? They are getting too smart! Back into the cages with you! Back I say!

3 Trabb's Boy 09.29.09 at 10:35 am

Fluffy !!! Piggie fluffy !!!

4 Rachael 09.29.09 at 10:39 am

I wanna smooch on a fuzzy piglet!!!

5 catloveschanel 09.29.09 at 10:40 am

I kissed a girl and I liked it. sung by rebellious pig

6 jen 09.29.09 at 10:42 am

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! fuzzy peeeegie!!! AAAaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!

7 ceejoe 09.29.09 at 10:42 am

eeeeeeee! he’s black with peeenk footsies!

8 Illise 09.29.09 at 10:45 am

Lol lovely picture the piggy and the girl look pretty happy lol

9 chanpon 09.29.09 at 10:45 am

Didn’t know piglets’ heads were so fuzzy, or is this Sty Sperling? Yuck yuck yuck.

10 Manny 09.29.09 at 10:47 am

buff buff buff SQUEEEEE!

11 Suzanne 09.29.09 at 10:51 am

You know how to treat swine flu? With an oink-ment. *groan*

Got a case of bird flu? Go to a doctor for a tweet-ment! *rim shot*

Okay…I’ll stop now.

12 Deb 09.29.09 at 10:51 am

She looks like she’s really getting into the pig kissing. LOL!

13 Kiragirl 09.29.09 at 10:52 am

They kind of look alike, hehe (in a good way).

14 KittyAdventures 09.29.09 at 10:57 am

Well you all know that GIRL Cooties are deadly!

That poor pig .. having to kiss a girl.. OMG the inhumanity of it all!

15 Kiragirl 09.29.09 at 10:59 am

Her boyfriend is, like, “Eeeew, now I have to kiss her?”

16 Resriechan 09.29.09 at 11:01 am

@ Suzanne: Admit it, you’ve been sittin’ on the edge/ your seat, waitin’ for a prime opportunity to post those, huh? Well, it WORKED !!!!

(the crowd goes wild)

17 Karin 09.29.09 at 11:06 am

I sniff swine…virus.

18 Kar 09.29.09 at 11:08 am

No “Interspecies snorgling?”

19 Tygress22 09.29.09 at 11:09 am

*makes motions on the skin with finger*
“circle circle dot dot, now you’ve had your cooties shot” lol

I so want to snuggle that piggie!!

20 hyura 09.29.09 at 11:13 am

the peeg looks so smug!!

21 JAA 09.29.09 at 11:24 am

I submit myself as a girl-flu testing specimen forthwith!

22 skippymom 09.29.09 at 11:35 am

@Tygress, really? Hmm, where I grew up a cooties shot, as I recall, was just a really hard punch in the arm.

23 Rooanne 09.29.09 at 11:36 am

I read “girly flu”. Same difference I guess. But piglets are Very Small Animals and they ned some girly nurturing.
What about romantic DRAMAS? Do those count as dangerous too?

24 Tygress22 09.29.09 at 11:39 am

@skippymom…where’d you grow up? Just curious. I’m originally from the Boston area. Well, i guess your version would be more like getting a real shot. “Ouch..hey!!” :)

25 pyrit 09.29.09 at 11:42 am

S.W.A.K.! – Squeeealed With A Kiss

26 skippymom 09.29.09 at 11:44 am

Tygress, I, too, am from “the Boston area”! (Well, southeastern Mass.) Interesting. And yeah, they really hurt.

27 Tygress22 09.29.09 at 11:45 am

lol…i guess we were just less violent.

28 skippymom 09.29.09 at 11:46 am

I meant “hurt wicked bad”.

29 Tygress22 09.29.09 at 11:51 am

Just get yourself a Frappe and it will make everything better :)

30 GingerBean 09.29.09 at 11:55 am

Why is this tagged “Gee-Ross!”? It’s a cute little bebeh piggeh, not even big enough to be dirty. No toddler tongue action on the schnozz either, like in that one picture I’ve seen on here..*shudders* Though I’d be more apt to kiss it on the head…it’s fuzzy wuzzy widdle head. :-)
Totally needs an “inter-species snorgling” tag.

31 Stunbunny 09.29.09 at 11:59 am

Sign me up! I need to build up my immunity!

32 MissKitty 09.29.09 at 12:08 pm

Is okay, little piggeh… I no think you are gee-ross… I kiss you :-*

33 MissKitty 09.29.09 at 12:09 pm

oh… and I’ve been cootie vaccinated, so no worries there :D

34 Katrina 09.29.09 at 12:19 pm

Keees-keesss-keeess! What would Killer think? She’d probably kiss it too. Little baybeee! Fuzzy leeetle haid!

35 xandria21 09.29.09 at 12:45 pm

Piggies are for kissing, not for eating. (Sorry, I had to)

I love the fuzz. Can I please have one RIGHT NOW?!?!?

36 J. 09.29.09 at 12:53 pm

Actually, that little pig is a step up from some of the swine I dated.

37 Hon Glad 09.29.09 at 12:58 pm

You shouldn’t kiss girls, cos their soppy and can’t play football and we’re not letting them in our fort, so yah boo sucks.

38 ArfArf 09.29.09 at 1:17 pm

Hmm, I would have thought the girl WON the bet to snorgle that wittle piggy!

39 TrixandSam 09.29.09 at 1:23 pm

Check out the dude holding the wee pig! His lips are just starting to pucker like HE’S the target of that smooch.

Isn’t there a law against living vicariously through another species, esp if it’s a peeglet???

40 Katrina 09.29.09 at 2:06 pm

Aw-Hon Glad, now I feel left out. Can I come in an look and then go back outside again? Can I Can I?

41 T.U.M. 09.29.09 at 2:22 pm

She’s trying to play the pig as a woodwind instrument when the Monkees clearly demonstrated it as pitched percussion.

42 Hon Glad 09.29.09 at 2:27 pm

Katrina – Orl write as long as your quick and none of the gang see you.

43 platedlizard 09.29.09 at 4:36 pm

Well hello there, Mr. Oinkerson. I’ll give you a kiss any day of the week!

44 Queen of Dork 09.29.09 at 5:12 pm

Fuzzy-Wuzzy Piggehkins! I want one!

45 Stellasmom 09.29.09 at 6:01 pm

That can’t be kosher…

46 Ruth 09.29.09 at 6:04 pm

Pig fuzz is too adorable

47 kibblenibble 09.29.09 at 6:30 pm

Who’s the fuzzy wuzziest piglet in the United States? You are!

48 Alanna 09.29.09 at 7:51 pm

If I had to kiss a piggy on a lost bet, this is SO the exact one I would want to kiss.

49 DaytimeDeb 09.29.09 at 8:21 pm

How can kissing be gee-ross? Maybe this little piggy just got out of the bathtub over at Farmer Ted’s. His pigskin could be squeeky clean.

50 Tabbie 09.29.09 at 8:45 pm

She closes her eyes and hopes “please be a better kisser than my bf”

51 jess 09.29.09 at 11:46 pm

Tygress – TF?

52 Space Cowgirl 09.30.09 at 12:36 am

*dies of the cute*

And NTMTOM, great postwriting.

53 Daniel 09.30.09 at 4:23 am

When I try to kiss girls they call me a pig. Is that a good thing now?

54 Rosie 09.30.09 at 4:34 am

Awwww.

Cutest.Piglet.EVARRRRR.

and [1] agree for interspecies snorgling tag!

55 Theo 09.30.09 at 5:46 am

I.S. tag already added, y’know :)

56 Katiedid 09.30.09 at 7:37 am

Pigggggggggggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sorry I had to get that out of my system.. That has to be the cutest baby piggy I have ever seen!

57 Jon 09.30.09 at 8:38 am

The girl looks like Mila Kunis!

58 dragonflye 09.30.09 at 9:38 am

I’d rather kiss his fuzzy little head…
or her boyfriend. I’m not fussy.

59 Blondie 09.30.09 at 12:25 pm

PIGLETS!

and the C.O. dating site is in full swing again!

60 Neopatra 09.30.09 at 5:59 pm

At our house we call it “Piggy Flu.”

61 Jeanmacgreen 09.30.09 at 7:09 pm

Sorry to disappoint you Theo, But I’m a girl and I’ve been watching Adam, Jamie & The gang Kari,Tory and Grant from the very start. Jamie’s shop M-5 seems to have a very dog friendly atmosphere! I’m also a die-hard C.O. surfer too!!

[Why would I be disappointed to find more fellow MythBusters peeps? Anyway, my point is, I bet you don't have cooties. ;) - Ed.]

62 seo 10.01.09 at 5:50 pm

girl flu

63 Luke 10.16.09 at 8:54 pm

The pig is really cute but I think the girl is hotter. But lets all be honest with ourselves I think the guys is probably the best looking one of them all.

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