Your-Kitten-Overlords-Must-Be-Obeyed

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on September 26, 2009

PEOPLE–OF–EARTH … IT–IS–USELESS–TO–RESIST … YOU–MUST–COMPLY–WITH–OUR–DEMANDS–OR–SUFFER–THE–CONSEQUENCES:

  1. ALL–DOGS–MUST–LEARN–TO–PLAY–THE–ZITHER
  2. TEXAS–AND–SWEDEN–SHALL–CHANGE–PLACES
  3. WATER–SKIS–AND–LEDERHOSEN–MUST–BE–WORN–AT–ALL–TIMES

Red light!  Green light!  Red light!  Green light! Redlightgreenlight!

I’ll look for you in the labor camp, Natalie D.

{ 89 comments }

1 Sue 09.26.09 at 5:55 pm

I think that he needs his paws on his hips..

2 Sue 09.26.09 at 5:55 pm

Uh…. that’s if he can FIND his hips…

3 janet2buns 09.26.09 at 5:55 pm

All your base are belong to us.

4 smoof 09.26.09 at 5:59 pm

LAZERS-CHARGED.
PREPARE-TO-FIRE.

5 Wend 09.26.09 at 6:01 pm

I’m sure he’s a nice cat and all… but the eyes, the eyes!!! I must go buy cat treats, and cat food, and cat toys…. I must….

6 Teresa 09.26.09 at 6:09 pm

:D Man, that kitty sure knows how to sit :D :twisted: Makes me want to SNORGLE SNORGLE SNORGLE that white fluffy tummy :twisted:

7 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 6:35 pm

Lederhosen…..Lederhosen……Lederhosen….

I am putting on the Lederhosen………………wear it right now.

8 nyota 09.26.09 at 6:52 pm

I am totally fine with this because I look so good in waterskis.

9 Caitlin 09.26.09 at 7:11 pm

ahahahaha WHAAAAT. o_O

NTMTOM, you are too much. <3

10 Caitlin 09.26.09 at 7:13 pm

Damn it, I am STILL laughing too hard to drink my tea! I want my tea!! *pout*

11 pyrit 09.26.09 at 7:21 pm

Take me to your lederhosen.

12 Blondie 09.26.09 at 7:43 pm

@janet2buns: perfect!

“Oh, listen, monkey boy. Compared to you humans, I’m on the top of the evolutionary ladder, so can it, all right? “

13 Theresa 09.26.09 at 8:24 pm

I don’t know if I can handle zither-playing dogs.

14 Gigi 09.26.09 at 8:42 pm

OMG he looks just like my T-Two when he wants cat treats and let me tell you HE GETS THEM!

15 Ang 09.26.09 at 8:53 pm

Oh my, someone found the Yeti!!

16 catloveschanel 09.26.09 at 9:06 pm

Did somebody tell Texas yet?

17 victoreia 09.26.09 at 9:21 pm

@catloveschanel: I dunno, but can Europe handle Texas?

18 catloveschanel 09.26.09 at 9:32 pm

maybe it’ll spice things up a little… all those years of gentility..

19 catloveschanel 09.26.09 at 9:36 pm

Svensk det Chili!

20 Sarah 09.26.09 at 10:08 pm

Ha! He’s so baleful.
If my cat did this I would poo a brick.

21 victoreia 09.26.09 at 10:17 pm

I showed my mother the pic; her first reaction: “That’s a cat?!

22 catloveschanel 09.26.09 at 11:32 pm

He’s got Betty Davis eyes

23 Brenna 09.26.09 at 11:34 pm

Victoreia: NO!

Give us Sweden back!!!

IKEA!!! :’(

24 Jason 09.27.09 at 12:34 am

all glory to the hypno-cat

25 Stella 09.27.09 at 1:03 am

Why Texas and Sweden?

26 elvine 09.27.09 at 2:16 am

Well, that’d be one place in America with a working health care system for all citizens.

27 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 4:25 am

Lederhosen…must wear….Lederhosen…*thunk*

28 Hon Glad 09.27.09 at 4:26 am

Texas – Sweden, det ar en bra ide

29 Margaret Elmendorf 09.27.09 at 4:34 am

Pretty talented cat to do that. Don’t think I have ever seen a cat sit up like that.

30 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 5:25 am

All of the really weird stuff happens in Germany or Florida.

[Hey, don't knock Japan. - Ed.]

31 Fluffy 09.27.09 at 5:59 am

This is tagged “kittens”???? Is there a world domination tag, or at the very least impending doom (ours, not the Supreme White Cat Overlord’s)?

32 Resriechan (Formerly L, NTA) 09.27.09 at 6:00 am

1) The Overlord appears to be wearing a coat of sheepskin rather than of cat fur .
2) May I humby suggest the possibility of either a Tag of either “Impending Doom” or “Danger” ?

33 Resriechan (Formerly L, NTA) 09.27.09 at 6:01 am

@ Fluffy:

JINX!!
We must have both been typing at the same time!

34 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:02 am

Ed: he-he. I thought somebunny might get mad at me for that comment. I’ve been to Japan. Everything there was not weird…just cute.

35 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:13 am

Resriechan! Love that name. This kitty frightens me. He is the opposite color of my kitty. But really, can you imagine waking up, all sleepy and tie tie and seeing this thing hovering over you on your bed?

36 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:17 am

Crap. My kitteh is having kitty freak out session. He just now burst into the room through his cat door. He’s seeing things… I don’t see anything.

37 Resriechan (Formerly L, NTA) 09.27.09 at 6:17 am

Theo:

re. the Added Tag (I won’t quote it here so everyone will have to scroll up to see it):

YOU, sir, are (among other things) DAN-gerous !!!!

38 Theo 09.27.09 at 6:17 am

Hmmm…

39 Saffron 09.27.09 at 6:21 am

Didn’t Ren Höek already command us to wear lederhosen?
“I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren & Stimpy show,
to make underleg noises during the good scenes,
to wear unwashed lederhosen every single day of
the rest of my life.”

40 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:22 am

My kitteh is having a problem. Wait..there he goes. No…that way..no…he’s running that way…no that way! He’s Freaking Out!! (I think he’s broken)

41 Resriechan (Formerly L, NTA) 09.27.09 at 6:24 am

@ Q of D:

Go to your house’s (apt’s) Circuit Breaker box & change out the “Kitteh” fuse.
That should take care of it.

42 wannadance 09.27.09 at 6:27 am

healthcare system!! LOL, snort, kaff, that is very very funny. i lost you in the onslaught, sorry, clever person…

43 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:29 am

Maybe I should try to hold him.

OWWW!

44 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:30 am

wannadance!!!!!! HI!!!!

45 Resriechan (Formerly L, NTA) 09.27.09 at 6:32 am

Also @ Q of D:

Thanks for apprec. the screenname. I was rambling around various pictures & posting comments “here there & everywhere” for a few moments & briefly forgot which pic your compliment was under, thus I’m out of sequence. But thanks!!

46 wannadance 09.27.09 at 6:33 am

i wore lederhosen as a young dancer, in scenes requiring dancers scampering around, pretending to be ecstatic villagers.

i looked cute in them; they were red velvet.

the very concept of my wearing them now is inconceivable, unbearable (impregnable? etc???)

woooo. need caffeine. why do i always attempt to comment straight after rolling out of bed?

woke this morning with a Jasmine sleeping all nailed against me (cold) and me holding her back foot…amazing. so sweet that she would allow that.

47 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:33 am

Resriechan: Thanks. That worked. *putting balm on sores*

48 wannadance 09.27.09 at 6:34 am

queen of dorkette, hi yerownsef’! i am on FB…are you?

49 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:36 am

wannadance: Remember the Maypole dance? I loved doing that one. I also miss dance like breath.

50 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:37 am

Umm. I’m so lame that I don’t even know what FB…Oh! Facebook, right? No, I’m not on that. I’ll try to figure out how to reach you on that.

51 Theo 09.27.09 at 6:39 am

And y’all, don’t forget there’s always the CuteTalk forum.

52 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:41 am

Resriechan: I don’t know which pic that was under either. Waayy too hard to figure out. But I remember your story of how you got that nickname and I really, really love it!

53 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:45 am

Um. Theo. I totally tried that and it really messed up my ‘puter. Now,I have that as a permanent thing on the bottom part of my computer. I cannot click on to it, I can’t click it away. It’s just there. A permanent fixture at the bottom of my computer

[...huh? You mean you tried visiting the forum? It's just a website; it can't be on your computer any more than Cute Overload can. :? - Ed.]

54 doomchild 09.27.09 at 6:46 am

No wai!!! You’re SO NOT bringing Texas to my neighbourhood!
Sure Swedes are gay and weird, but Texans? No thanks.

55 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:52 am

Well I’m totally serious Ed. I cannot get this little thing off the bottom of my computer. It’s weird. Even my daughter can’t figure it out.

56 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 6:57 am

OH MY GOD!! What if my computer has Swine Flu?! Does this mean I can no longer eat bacon?!!

57 Theo 09.27.09 at 7:09 am

I think it means you can no longer eat your computer.

58 Catsquatch 09.27.09 at 7:21 am

Wow, the most interesting thing about this cat is the eyeshine.

One eye shines green, which generally means colorblind (rods in the back of the eye see white grey and black, and shine back green) and the other eye shines red, which generally means it can see color (cones in the back of the eye see color and shine back red).

I wonder if this cat can see in color.

Wouldnt that be interesting ;)

59 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 7:26 am

Theo:
8O *whew* Thanks. I was about to eat this Mofo.

Help! Cat…blame the caaatt. helpl

60 lINDA 09.27.09 at 7:48 am

I want Texas to change places with Sweden! I live in Oklahoma and I’d love to have the mountains and scenery of Sweden just a couple of hours away.

61 molls 09.27.09 at 8:05 am

Sweden here in the states??? Sign me up Great Kitten Overlord! I will do your bidding!!

62 dawgpup 09.27.09 at 8:10 am

Noooo! i no wanna change places with sweden!!!! O.O

63 dawgpup 09.27.09 at 8:12 am

hey we texans arent THAT weird! lol :D

64 Fluffy 09.27.09 at 9:04 am

Oh, love the tag. I plan on blaming everything that goes wrong today (and things will go wrong today) on the robot zombies.

65 catloveschanel 09.27.09 at 9:04 am

The stars at night
are big and bright
Deep in the heart of Sweden

[ :lol: - Ed.]

66 Shaina 09.27.09 at 10:42 am

I’m the first to say this??

I for one welcome our new kitten overlords!

Heh

67 Cori 09.27.09 at 10:44 am

Holymoley!
Desu kitty!

68 Paunchie 09.27.09 at 10:53 am

that cat is askin’ to be pounced upon and tickled – who can resist that tum?

69 Hon Glad 09.27.09 at 11:03 am

I don’t claim to be an expert on Sweden, but what I have seen,Boras Varberg and a Major town in the south, who’s name escapes me, it is pretty boring. We went for a friends wedding and while there did a day trip, it was just mile after mile after mile of pine forest. The Swedes are a pretty buttoned up lot of cutain twitchers.

70 Katrina 09.27.09 at 11:35 am

And Happy Birthday, Theresa!
Hon Glad- turn left and go to Norway- now that is some fun!

That kitteh is not supposed to be able to do that-if he walks that way, run, runaway, runaway!

71 Queen of Dork 09.27.09 at 11:35 am

Hon Glad: They’re showcasing your country on a program on PBS right now. (at least where I live). Didn’t know London was that far south in the country. huh.

72 Paunchie 09.27.09 at 12:18 pm

It seems to me, the further north you go, the more “buttoned up” people are. My own people were Fresian, and they were pretty up-tight *ahem* buttoned up people….

what the heck is a curtain-twitcher? Sounds ominous!

73 Deckard Canine 09.27.09 at 12:18 pm

He got port and starboard backwards!

74 Paunchie 09.27.09 at 12:53 pm

you know looking at this again, I think there’s a person flopped on the bed behind the cat – look, are those boots? He mowed someone down with the laser beam eyes??

Oh no! *flees in terror*!

75 Theadosia 09.27.09 at 1:45 pm

@Paunchie – a ‘curtain twitcher’ is the sort of person who keeps a constant eye on the neighbours from behind the shield of their net curtains and drapes, occaisionally twitching the nets aside for a better look at the apalling depravity going on across the road. And for glaring purposes. I have been known to do it in order to glare at the drunk/bored teenagers who think that my driveway is a public skateboard park.

76 Frida 09.27.09 at 2:28 pm

Nooooo, I want my Sweden right where it is thank you very much!

77 Paunchie 09.27.09 at 6:11 pm

Re curtain twitcher–

LOL like in the Meaning of Life, when they do the “Every Sperm is Sacred” song, and the Protestants are muttering about bloody Catholics having so many children that they can’t afford to feed, mutter mutter mutter…. and if I want, I could go down and what was it? Cloak my Johnson in a rain jacket? Or some such. That was a very funny scene.

Apologies to anyone offended, but that is one funny movie.

78 caligirl 09.27.09 at 6:40 pm

YEEM is one of the coolest words to say… this is too funny NOMTOM!

i vote for tx and sweden to trade places!! not only would we get the beautiful scenery, we’d get their hockey players too!!! if they can make this work before the 2010 olympics, the US would get the gold in hockey hands down. bring it on!

[Hey HEY. Mike wrote this post, and it is LOL, but I provided the links. And the Glossary. Ahem. - Ed.]

[Not that I really expected you to know that ahead of time, I suppose. :| - Ed.]

79 Jen 09.27.09 at 9:52 pm

I viewed this post for the first time on my phone, and I could have sworn the cat was wearing a pink komono with just its head and arms sticking out. I thought to myself, wow the Japanese really have done it this time! I think maybe I need to get my eyes checked (or our new cat overlords are already sending off subliminal messsages!)

80 Michael Claymore 09.28.09 at 3:13 am

Don’t ask me why, but the first thing i thought of when i saw this picture was Orson Welles.

81 Andi from NC 09.28.09 at 5:16 am

Bring on the drama!!!! I’m officially freaked out!!!

82 Kar 09.28.09 at 6:38 am

“robot zombie ate my brain?”

[More than one, even! - Ed.]

83 brinnann 09.28.09 at 9:16 am

NOOOOOO! You can’t switch us with Sweden! It’s too cold up there! I’m used to spending my winters in shorts and T-shirts.

Then again, I really wouldn’t mind being in Europe. Sooo much closer to all the wonderful destinations I’d love to tour. Would my Google search engine be permanently set to Bork bork bork over there?

84 Wvaden 09.28.09 at 9:23 am

Dang it! Somebody beat me to “All your base are belong to us.”

85 brinnann 09.28.09 at 10:12 am

Wvaden, you gotta be quick on your feet with these peeps. They’re all so very clever.

86 Frida 09.28.09 at 3:47 pm

oh no way caligirl, you’re not getting our hockey players! We’re going for gold be sure about that! ;)

87 Erin 09.28.09 at 6:27 pm

My three-year-old son just said “Look! It’s a kitty dressed up as a chicken!”

88 Jackie 09.29.09 at 3:40 am

LoL at Zither. I seriously had to look that up on Wikipedia.

89 6ToedCatsRule 09.29.09 at 12:46 pm

Shyoot, Texas would own Europe by the end of the week. But I like it right here with our current neighbors, besides I doubt anyone in Finland knows how to make gumbo and it wouldn’t be as much fun kickin’ Norway’s butt in football every year.

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