Oh, Never Mind

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on September 25, 2009

Welcome back to “Health Chat,” and our next guest is immunologist Dr. Colobus G. Ibbon, who claims to have developed a 100-percent reliable method to prevent allergic reactions.  Dr. Ibbon, would you share with our viewers the details of this truly remarkable discovery?

Just cut to a commercial, Connie H.

{ 70 comments }

1 Katiedid 09.25.09 at 12:45 pm

Oh noesssssssssss!!!! Even monkeys can get the swine flu now!!! What is the world coming to?!?!?!

2 KittyAdventures 09.25.09 at 12:55 pm

Bless you Dr G Ibbons… Bless you

3 KittyAdventures 09.25.09 at 12:56 pm

HEhehehehehe… Deep Breath Snert!

4 peiying peng 09.25.09 at 1:05 pm

soooooooo cute!!!!!

5 Theresa 09.25.09 at 1:09 pm

He sneezes in a much daintier manner than my father.

6 skippymom 09.25.09 at 1:13 pm

Gee, Theresa, your father is a violent sneezer who still tries to give you spit-washes, (not at the same time we hope), and your mother is a pervert…how’d you turn out to be so, you know, civilized-like?

[Ever the rebellious soul, was our Theresa ;) - Ed.]

7 annie 09.25.09 at 1:17 pm

Can someone please loop this video so I can watch it over and over?

thx.

8 skippymom 09.25.09 at 1:23 pm

I want this and the dramatic prairie dog on a split screen on an endless loop so I can sit and be hyp-mo-tized all day long. Please?

9 pyrit 09.25.09 at 1:27 pm

okey dokey, 3, 2, 1, Dr. Ibbon, you’re live!

(“I’m not wearin’ pants.”)
“Oh Sh*t.”

10 Rooanne 09.25.09 at 1:32 pm

OK that is seriously a laugh out loud moment!

11 pyrit 09.25.09 at 1:35 pm

Mel Brooks!
I would shake your, eh, ..hand, but, may I offer you a tissue instead?

12 Wend 09.25.09 at 1:37 pm

watch, giggle, repeat… I’m not sure what’s so incredibly funny about this, but I can’t stop… watch, giggle, repeat…

13 Theresa 09.25.09 at 1:37 pm

@Skippymom, I was adopted by wolves. :mrgreen:

[Now that is odd. My parents were adopters OF wolves. Hmm. - Ed.]

14 pyrit 09.25.09 at 1:38 pm

Sooo, Dr. Ibbon, djeet?
“Had fish!”

15 LisaL 09.25.09 at 1:46 pm

Awwwwwwww… I just watched that 10x and squealed every time.

16 katfighter 09.25.09 at 1:52 pm

Ha Letterman has been playing this on his show for awhile now. Hilarious!

17 pyrit 09.25.09 at 2:35 pm

“…Cut!”

18 Once A Fish 09.25.09 at 2:45 pm

HONK!!!

[GEESHUNDHEIT!!! - Ed.]

19 caligirl 09.25.09 at 3:07 pm

Dr. Ibbons, NOMTOM, and all you peeps are cracking me up!

Theresa – Dr. Ibbons sneezes better than my father also. my dear ole dad either blows the roof off our house or he holds it in (when non-family members are around) w/o the “ah-choo” action. it comes out like “ah-mmmppggttt”. there’s no normal sneeze out of my dad….

20 catloveschanel 09.25.09 at 3:31 pm

That’s exactly why I didn’t get flu shot.

21 KittyAdventures 09.25.09 at 4:14 pm

HEhehe the look on his face after the sneeze just kills me….

22 DM 09.25.09 at 4:18 pm

It’s like the “weirding way” from Dune …

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHON-CHA.

[You're saying Paul Atreides was a master of kung-choo? - Ed.]

23 Gigi 09.25.09 at 4:34 pm

So cute! The look on his face after he sneeze, he looks like he’s about to say “excuse me” ;-)

24 dub1 09.25.09 at 4:40 pm

Finally! An animal allergic to ME!!!!!!!!
Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

25 Trixie 09.25.09 at 4:59 pm

Hah I’m totally weirded out by the extra sounds happening during that sneeze.

26 Roisin 09.25.09 at 5:20 pm

OMG how cayute is he. My grandfather was an explosive sneezer. My grandparents lived next door and we could hear him even with the windows shut. Poor man had such bad allergies.

As a kid I made fun of his sneezes. Who would have thought I would sneeze now just like he used to. I would say it was genetic but I was adopted.

27 Chris 09.25.09 at 5:42 pm

Professor Monkersons needs a tissue. And a teddy bear with his chicken noodle soup.

28 AuntieMame 09.25.09 at 5:42 pm

LOL! Very genteel!

29 biscuithead 09.25.09 at 5:53 pm

macaque monkey!!! love it!

30 Von Zeppelin 09.25.09 at 6:05 pm

My semi-greyhound Max is a master sneezer–blows the curtains and rattles the windows. I think that long snout gives extra velocity and explosive power.

31 Lucy's Mommeh 09.25.09 at 6:19 pm

OMG, I sat & watched about 3 times…and couldn’t help but laugh in a slightly “oh, poor baby!” way….

32 Queen of Dork 09.25.09 at 6:21 pm

He needs tissue! Are other animals allergic to the foliage on the planet like some humans are? My cat, SamKitty, sneezes alot and I sometimes wonder if he has allergies. He’ll walk right up to you and just sneeze kitty snot all over you. They’re rather delicate sneezes but still…

33 janet2buns 09.25.09 at 7:41 pm

My husband has a deviated septum and a bisected uvula, with other related palate, um, unusual issues. When our children were small, they would cry they’d be so scared of the huge noise he made when he’d sneeze.

34 Theresa 09.25.09 at 7:55 pm

gezoontheit!

35 Susan 09.25.09 at 8:17 pm

Erm, was there an extra noise/bodily there? Like a shart?

36 Susan 09.25.09 at 8:17 pm

bodily FUNCTION, I meant, Dr. G. Ibbons, sorry.

37 Dexter Fishmore 09.25.09 at 9:05 pm
38 debg 09.25.09 at 10:27 pm

Thanks, Dexter–and thank you, Dr Ibbon, for the perfect sneeze.

39 Resriechan (Formerly L, NTA) 09.26.09 at 4:49 am

To the best of my knowledge, my mother is not related to a Gibbon monkey. However, the woman *likes* pepper on her food even though it makes her sneeze. Dinner was a command performance. Thus, every night, with all 7 of us in attendance, there would commence The Sneezing. The entire family conversation would cease, while we all became audience to precisely 7 powerful sneezes.

(Flashback to M Python/ H Grail; “not 2, not 4, but 7; the number you shall count shall be …”).

We all have Schnozzes of rather respectable Girth, so this was as though someone had picked up a power drill & started it up.

That is all.

40 Hon Glad 09.26.09 at 5:40 am

DM I agree Ha chaaa.

My favourite sneezing video is the sneezing baby Panda.Moms nomming a carrot baby explodes ,Mom nearly jumps out of her skin, then resumes nomming carrot. It cracks me up every time.
Dearest Ed, mayhap you could be so kind as to post a link to aforesaid. My very limited talent on the puter, doesn’t stretch to anything so technicackle.

41 Lerrinus 09.26.09 at 6:44 am

I do a bunch of small sneezes, then one big loud one at the end!

*choo*
*choo*
*choo*
*choo*
*choo*
*choo*
*choo*
(pause)
*ATCHOO!!!!!*

42 kibbles 09.26.09 at 7:49 am

Excuse you monkey!

43 pyrit 09.26.09 at 7:53 am

NOMTOM, I’ma go ahead now, ’n say, “thanks, good bye and good luck, deah.”
You know, before the bigshot comedy producer snaps you up and you move to a California mansion; limos full of hedgehogs, poolside puppy parties, glamorous pandas,…
Sigh. We knew ya when!

44 Theresa 09.26.09 at 8:25 am

Hon Glad, here’s the panda sneeze. Mom looks like she’s “watchin’ her stories.”

45 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 8:39 am

Wow! That was quite the sneeze for such a leetle theeng! I just watched that five times and it was equally hilarious each time! Lol!

46 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 8:42 am

Just watched it some more. I love how mom’s all laid back, relaxed and chowing down and then….WTF?! She lifts up her back paw when baby sneezes.

47 Hon Glad 09.26.09 at 9:25 am

Thanks Theresa – I can watch it till the Cows come home and still find it funny. Love the way she returns to nomming after the initial shock.

48 Sarah 09.26.09 at 9:25 am

His face is so squishy! Eeeeee~

49 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 10:02 am

Okay. Guilty. I just checked out again this Panda sneeze video that Theresa posted. If you look very closely at the baby, you can see the sneeze building up. Momma may not have been so startled if she hadn’t been in TV trance “watching her stories” (as Theresa said).

50 platedlizard 09.26.09 at 10:29 am

Oh wow, that’s a big sneeze! I love how startled mom was. She’s like WHAT THE— oh, you look okay. And then she goes back to munching and watching her stories.

51 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 10:57 am

platedlizard: I know. So Qte! I wish I could have me a little sneezy baby Panda like that. Except of course for the fact that it would grow to be a BIG Panda and prolly knock my silly head off with one swipe of its deadly but adorable paw. Never mind the want…I’ll just look.

52 Theresa 09.26.09 at 11:12 am

@Hon Glad, glad to help. In case you want to stop watching, here are the cows coming home:

53 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 11:16 am

Theresa: This is rather scary. It looks like 4:00 pm when all of us office workers in my building are leaving for the day. 8O

54 Katrina 09.26.09 at 12:48 pm

Theresa- can you find one about when the Corgis come home?

That panda sneezing is always funny. The Mommy jumps so high she jiggles. She jiggles, I giggle.

55 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 1:31 pm

I think Theresa needs to get paid if she keeps taking these requests! ;) However, that said, Theresa?……

[Nice work if you can get it. ;) - Ed.]

56 pyrit 09.26.09 at 2:03 pm

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

(Theresa is not a cow!!! I didn’t say that! She just posts cow vids.)

57 pyrit 09.26.09 at 2:03 pm

Hee.

Moo.

click-clack, moo.

58 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 3:10 pm

Ed: He-he. (blush)
Pyrit: We knew you weren’t calling Theresa a cow! She’s a bunny.

59 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 3:33 pm

Pyrit: also,

Clackity.

60 Hon Glad 09.26.09 at 3:43 pm

Theresa – Aren’t Jersey Cows beautiful. I don’t understand why we use Cow as an insult, when they are beautiful gentle creatures.

61 Theresa 09.26.09 at 3:55 pm

I don’t know either, Hon Glad, I think they are lovely, too.

62 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 3:55 pm

Hon Glad: Yes! I’ve noticed that, too. And they have soft eyes.

63 AuntieMame 09.26.09 at 4:47 pm

And they rubberneck as bad as the commuters on the highway. LOL!

64 pyrit 09.26.09 at 6:22 pm

I’m a little scared of cows.

65 Queen of Dork 09.26.09 at 6:38 pm

pyrit: I’m seriously scared of cars. Yes. I know it’s strange, but cars. (God help me)

66 nyota 09.26.09 at 6:54 pm

Oh noes I just caught the monkey flu.

67 Theresa 09.26.09 at 8:36 pm

@AuntieMame, they are really nosy! If you go up to their pasture, they all come to the fence to stare at you. And if you walk around in their pasture (wear boots), they all follow you around. They are great. :)

68 jayjay 09.26.09 at 9:21 pm

Dr G. Ibbn Batuta’s scholarly albeit enigmatic illustrated talk on his travels and travails.

69 Anne 09.28.09 at 10:12 am

You now it not a gibbon, right…? It’s a macaque. Not a gibbon. There’s a difference…

70 Katja 09.28.09 at 10:39 am

Anne – yeah it’s not a gibbon, but it’s also not a colobus monkey. :) I’m just delighted people even know the names of so many kinds of primates! But I guess this is a more advanced group of people in terms of animal know-how, so I shouldn’t be surprised! PS: another great primate = the sifaka. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COWwHBlxG6M&feature=related

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