Fellow peeps, you are just one imperceptible hand movement away from the Holy Grail of canine cuteness. This one has it all: Five fluffy Maltese eating each others’ heads, random squeaking and whimpering, gratuitous roughhousing, awkward stacking, yawning and falling over, and if that wasn’t enough, one of them rolls in its own food! Now how much would you pay?
The Last Puppy Video You Will Ever Need
September 16, 2009 By
no!!!!1!! you WILL NOT get me to ever get another puppy again! seriously, i can’t go through it………………well, okay. maybe just once more.
Ewwww, puppy kisses.
I would pay nothing; because this, is, priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG my head asplode!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meh. I’ve had better.
“officer… i do not think i am as think as you drunk i am… *Hic*”
I CAN HEAR THE SNIFFINGS!!!!!
*&?$%#@%?&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The boss blocked videos from playing on the computer at the office, I will have to wait to get home to see puppies. No jury would convict me if I commited bossacide because he denied me puppy cuteness right?
YAY PUPPY PARADE! i love the little rickrack neckties they are wearing. color-coded puppies with tiny, tiny, tiny mini-stub legs!
OMG!! Can you imagine just having all those little darlings climbing on you….it’s toooo much, can’t handle…I can smell the puppy breath!!
need same with kittens, NEED SAME WITH KITTENS!!!!!!
Puppies are pretty cute, but kitten squeaks will melt your soul
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
They give new meaning to spooning or do you call that puppy yin yang
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a puppy today!
Amen BeckyMonster
I can die happily now. Thank you.
Yes, you might just be correct about that. AHhhhhhh, satiated. Boof.
And thus we are assured of the existence of God.
And by the way, exactly how can I be expected to finish out my work day? Hmmm? Did you even bother to consider that before posting this vid? *swoon*
‘splodey! *poink*
@Gigi…”bossacide”….LOVE IT! Not sure what the prima facie evidence would be against you, but I think we could mount a strong defense.
The puppy noises! Must…resist!…. *sigh* Nevermind.
Maltese Growlcon
Howlcon?
Bow-Wowlcon?
Three bears in the bed
and the little one said
“Roll over! I’m crowded!
Oh never mind. I’ll just lay on top of your heads then.”
The force of the squee building within me as I watched this almost made my head…a-ah- AH-SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Oh CO, thanks so much for being you! <3
I like the strange waves and whorls in the fur. They look like they’ve been styled with Brylcreem.
Mama looks like Bruce Vilanch.
OMG! I can smell the puppy breath! It’s the most wonderful smell in the world!
I wanna be on the bottom layer of a puppy pile!
OMG. Thanks very much. I just glimpsed the way I want to die. May I please drown in a pile of puppies. I don’t even care what breeds. Mix ‘em up.
SQUEeeEEeeeeee. At this age they have that puppy breath smell! And the budda-bellies. /dies
NomNomNom RollRollRoll SqueakSqueakSqueak NomRollSqueak NomRollSqueak
Lather, rinse, repeat.
*sploded*
As I am watching the video, I think, wait, you didn’t mention the puppy cooing (yeah, you did). No, you didn’t mention how cute they sleep on top of one another (again, yeah, turns out you did). You didn’t mention about rolling in food (again, yes). But you did NOT mention that the food stays stuck to the pup! OMG, my brain splat a few times during this video.
This is truly the cutest puppeh video in the history of mankind.
Death by Puppy!
FALCOR!
Just when I was sure.. sure.. that “when” I can get a dog, I want a grownup one (many reasons) then you have to show me puppies and I waver again. SO SWEET. However, I’m not sure what the owners are thinking with white carpet and white blankie when William’s feets are SO dirty! William needs to wear booties and leave them at the door or something.
OMH – where is my insulin! Sweet overload!!!
*gasps* The awkwardness has just made my head ‘splode
You’re just too stubular,
too stubular for words,
like fluffulous, pawsulous, and that old standby nomulous…
My attention was quickly drawn from the puppies to the greenish stain on the carpet and when a puppy got out of bed I saw the culprit’s matching greenish booty patooty.
i want one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! give me one me now
I have vowed never to buy or even adopt a puppy—only older dogs from the shelter—but videos like this make me WEAK. GAH, PUPPEHS!
Also, this video was like having the Puppy Cam back for 3 glorious minutes. Awesome.
I like the puppy bouquet at :17
Get a room, puppies!!!
[Hey I want to go too! The Puppy Room! Who's with me?? - Ed.]
And…squeeeeeeee….I love the little puppy chirps!
Very cute, but would be much cuter if they were dachshund puppies, or maybe baby beagles. Just sayin’. We’ve all got our dreams, people!
Deadly squeakage by Squeakles McSqueakerson
Re ‘roughhousing’: I think that would more accurately be described as ‘flophousing’
I hate to be a buzz-kill. I love the puppies as much as anyone, but why is the adult Maltese so frigging muddy?? It seems like the owners are negligent, IMHO.
[...because a dog has some dirt? Seriously? That's your humble opinion? - Ed.]
Excuse me I have to step outside for just a moment….SQUEEEEE!!! OK, I’m back and will be fine now.
I beg to differ. This is NOT the holy grail. They’re too young; they need to ripen.
The puppy walking around with food stuck to it made me LOL!
this was so relaxing to watch, I even decided to grab my pillow and lay down while watching it.
ugh now back to reality, I have an exam to study for…
yeah see how relaxed I am, I even posted my email by an accident. Please don’t send Spam y’all
Love ya
Itty bitty kibbly inexplicability.
The squeaking is the best part.
Q: How do you want to die?
A: Suffocating under a stack of thousands of these.
holy pile of puppies, Batman! incest is gross, but oh so cute!
The little squeaky sounds and face gnawing – SOOOOO adorable!!!!!!!!!
!!!Mom plays with them and they mirror her play pose! Then she plays keep-away with the rope-toy!!! There’s something touching about her treating them as her own playmates.
Puppies! And sunbeams!
It’s like a tiny window into heaven!
I kinda think this clip could be the video definition of {ehn!}
And the pup with the food sticking to him kinda killed me.
I love the mama teaching them to get down on their paws like that (you know, that “down dog” position, as they call it in yoga). I also love the mom with the rope. It’s like she’s saying “Hey! You’re a big boy! Try and take it from me!”
these are just awesome. Thank you for posting = I really needed a loving puppy laugh today.
I think they’re a bit young, for all that Frawnch kissing. Vous pensez.
hee! this site always cheers me up with puppehs doing the cutest, goofiest stuffs evarrr. ghee hee hee hee!!! i loves it.
i bet the Axis of Snorgling on them is a kill-aaaahhh!!!!
My heart just exploded, and then melted, and then I barfed because of how EFFING CUUUUTE this and the follow up video are. What are you people doing to me?? I seriously will never be completely happy again because I don’t have these puppies following me at all times.
This is adorable, like most adorable critters on this site, but can we also mention that this is a breeder? The actual lives of dogs bred is not cute. There are a lot of doggies that were once cute puppies that are in shelters, because of breeders. Maybe this is a cautious, responsible breeder, but nonetheless, as we are squeeing with joy at the cuteness of these babies can we also throw in a little about responsible spaying/neutering practices? Thanks.
I have two things to say…One, it is a disgrace to be drunk all the time…and two…they look like the flying dog from A never Ending Story.
I pay $5 on Friday nights for some puppy therapy. The local Pet Shoppe, has Friday night puppy play time. You pay your five dollars, and they bring out all the little puppies, and you get to play with them to our hearts content for the next two hours! I can’t have a dog where I live, so I need to get my puppy fix in now and again. I think it may be for kids, but I really don’t care. Most of the people who show up are adults. This particular pet shop doesn’t get their puppies from the puppy mills, either, so that’s good. And this week, new puppies!!!! Squee!!!!
Man, they are just all haid at this age. I like the bit “I tink I weel make a bed out of… my brudders.”
AWWW. So yummy cute!! I want one! This is a great post. You can only smile watching this. And if you don’t…… well then you have no soul.
Dog food? Egads Man! I have no teeth!
Oh man, that is entirely too much cuteness squeezed into 3 minutes! I almost had a heart attack!! I found myself talking to the screen in my “baby talk for cute ani-pals” voice…glad no one is around to have heard me!! As always, CO delivers teh qte!
Oh wow. Had to watch it twice. A boquet of puppies, puppies in sunbeams, and the puppy sounds…….. goes right to my heart.
I finally saw the video, and watched all the others, too, and they’re awfully cute, but I guess I don’t have any maternal instincts, because it really just confirmed for me that I don’t want to have any infants of my own…of any species.
Let those who have the patience for it do it. I’ll take a nice, calm, geriatric animal any day.
Man, what a fun fundraiser that would be $5 a head for puppy snorgling- oh, I just can’t take this thought- oh, oh, no, well, maybe this once! How about the kittehs? and the birdies? No McSnakersons for me, but the pocket pets would be fun, too!
Then they grow?
I love reading all the cute comments here! Baby puppy talk is great! I can speak it without any thought it’s just hard to write it! I guess if I had one or all 5 of these little squeakers I’d write till the end of time!
Little squeakers next to you with the morning sunshine peaking in, that’s the only way to wake up!
I wanna one!!!! Pleeeeeze Santa? I’ll be a good girl ALL year (@least the rest of it! Tee hee hee).
i basically squeeled 4 5 mins straight after seeing this vid n now i cant spell omg
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
ok, i am like gonna pass out if i dont stop squeeling. SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bah, where are the free steak knives?
1:55 made me want to find a box of puppies so I could try to build a Jenga tower composed entirely of them.
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! oh my gosh, i want one so bad! they are just adorable!
*pause to hyperventilate*
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Watched this with Grizzly Bear in the background- weirdly appropriate!!
So sleepies!
That’s so cute! The puppies are so fluffy!