Meanwhile, in Kennel 101…

Winston Smith’s response to the interrogation is more restrained than anticipated:

72 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Elsajeni says:

    I’m dying over here. Thank you for the English-major joke.

  2. Trin says:

    OMG! a baby rat on a Newfie!

  3. winston says:

    Dog: I am not amused at all….

  4. Lula Mae says:

    That’s what I call a rat hair day

  5. Theo says:

    I don’t recommend trying this with a terrier. Just sayin’.

  6. Lula Mae says:

    A terrier instead of a rat?

    [That either. - Ed.]

  7. Erin N. says:

    I think my Newfie would die from excitement over something like that…

    He does get a little “stompy” when he plays. I don’t think I’d chance it.

  8. Minnie says:

    You might even say Double Plus Good!

  9. Caitlin says:

    awwww, baby rat + Newfie = two of my favoritest things!!! Glee!

  10. Kristabelle says:

    I think our two Wheaten terriers missed out on the rodent killing gene. We had a mouse run right across the sunroom floor and they were like, “Huh, wonder what that was?” (dooo de dooo de dooo…continue laying on their dogbeds on the floor….)

  11. Noelle (the First) says:

    That is one very calm dog! He’s all like “all right, get your picture all ready, can I go back to bed now?”

    While the baby rat is all, “now I know I left that up here somewhere!”

  12. Juno says:

    All I could think about was the trick many dog owners do where they place a treat on the dog’s nose and say, “Wait . . . wait . . . wait . . . OK!” and the dog scarfs it down.

  13. Katrina says:

    What a fabulous snout!
    Nice mouse (rat), too!

  14. diane says:

    My cats would never put up with that!

  15. emudoug says:

    aw, who’s a good doggie?? who’s a good doggie??? You are! Yes you are!

  16. Kristabelle says:

    Juno – me too!!!

  17. ffleur says:

    all I could think of was a frantic designer putting the last touches on his model before the runway: ok just about finished the hair, lets check out the rest: snout & nosticles? yes appear suitable moist, eyes? two of ‘em – check, now back to that hair….where is my comb?

  18. Not That Mike The Other Mike says:

    @ffleur: Ooh, that’s a nice angle, too; wish I’d thought of that.

  19. pyrit says:

    Rita the Rat (chewing/popping gum) “Some hairdo ya got, pup! Ya wanna li’l mouse on that?”
    Pup – (wants to curl up & dye – heh) “I’m gonna wash that rat right outta my hair…”

  20. Bada says:

    Good boy!!!

  21. pyrit says:

    NOMTOM – You get the A for originality. I think pup’s also being frisked.

  22. One Eyed Daruma says:

    OMG!!! That mouse looks horrified! Is that dog plugged in?

  23. DJ says:

    A+ on the headline

  24. skippymom says:

    I’m guessing these two must be old friends who have lived together for a long time and are used to interacting. Or maybe the dog is really stoned.

  25. metsakins says:

    Are these comments going straight into the shredder?

  26. Colonel Jenna says:

    In my family, we call mice like this one “owl-bait”.

  27. ffleur says:

    Thanks NTMTOM – kudos from the master. I’m honoured.

  28. Katrina says:

    Yes, I think these two are pals.

  29. Well, you expect that sort of phlegmatic behavior from a Newfoundland.

    How I miss mine!

  30. Robin says:

    What a Good Dog!!! :)

  31. Theresa says:

    My vote is also that these two are old buds. BTW, it is Primary Day in these parts, so I can think of no better place to say:
    “I VOTED B*****S!”

  32. Kathleen in Canada says:

    The dog looks like he’s thinking “I’m not getting paid enough for this”.

  33. skippymom says:

    Just realized what this reminds me of: Doctor DeSoto.

  34. Gigi says:

    Ohhh you can hear the owner say “stay,,,stay…stay…” and the doggy’s lips are twitching and the it ends. I think the next scene would show the owner quickly grabbing Mr. Rat before doggy chomps him!

  35. Arachnophile says:

    Awh.. newfs are a soft mouth doggie. But I second the Terrier comment. My teeny terrier cross sits in front of the Dedu cage and literally VIBRATES! “Please mom, PLEASE! Just one! I’ll just nom on it a leetle!”

  36. Shoezq says:

    Apparently rats like to nest in my hair.

  37. blue indy says:

    Oooooh, a newfie, I really want one of those dogs someday. They seem so gentle.

  38. Katja says:

    1984 joke?! AWESOME.

  39. PJ says:

    Whatev.

  40. Brittany says:

    LITERATURE HOVER TEXT FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Taranormal says:

    Where else but CO can you get cuteness and George Orwell references? This is why I love it here.

    Also to Francis, I am so sorry about Bruno but I’m glad he had someone like you to love him.

  42. Hon Glad says:

    “It would take more than a mere mouse to faze a Chumoldley Warner. My Grandfather won the Victoria crawss at the battle of Inkerman, I’ll have you know.”

    Francis – beautifully written.

  43. Hon Glad says:

    Francis:

    The eulogy to Bruno, I mean.

  44. Rachael says:

    Francis, I feel your pain and the depth of your loss. Lovely, lovely tribute to Bruno. :(

  45. Tygress22 says:

    @skippymom – I used to love that book! “Tank ooh berry mush” :)

  46. Wolfie says:

    That must have been sheet torture for the dog…. He must love his owners a heck of a lot to put up with that, LOL!

    I’d love to be that rat, though. That head hair (right near the end of the vid) looks so cozy!!

  47. Theresa says:

    PS Love the cross-eyed look when ratty goes out on his nose.

  48. KittyMarthaPoo says:

    Awe! What a gentle dog :)

  49. Laura says:

    OMG, great 1984 reference! LOL!

  50. Boo says:

    Oooooo, A little further to the right…o yey!!!

  51. Agent 99 says:

    Not hat head but definitely rat head.

    Love newfies!!!

  52. Tal says:

    why does everyone say it’s a baby mouse? it looks like a full grown one.
    and the dog doesn’t seem the least bit happy.

  53. Tigerfae says:

    That pooch is clearly thinking, “The things I do for love. *SIGH*”

  54. scimonster says:

    Are they friends? How do you train your dog to do such awesome thing? Or maybe your dog just not hungery at all ^^

  55. Johanna says:

    You look up the word “stoic” in the dictionary and there’s a picture of this pooch.

  56. Patti says:

    @ Johanna – that is indeed the word – for an unflappable Newfie
    @ blue indy post 38 dot com A dear friend of mine had one loved her so much every hair of her beautiful black coat – my dear friend even used the Dog’s name as her email addy – I do believe it is nearly two years after the Dog has crossed the old Rainbow Bridge – and much the same as another friend who was owned by a Rottie. you may be wishful to purchase a gentle giant, and there is nothing (respectfully nothing nicer to hug) but after you lose this great friend – you wont ever be quite the same – I know because I once had a Rottweiller/Cross GKW (Gods Know What)
    Love to all
    Patti

  57. Sharon says:

    Poor puppy!!!!!

  58. Katrina says:

    Animal Companions such as Francis and the others who have written in solidarity should all know that we at CO care deeply about the inner-most workings of inter-species families; my thoughts are with you Francis. More love to come in the future, you are much too good a parent to “go on the shelf”. Someone else will come along to steal you heart away again. Promise.

  59. Arvay says:

    Awww! Newfie! Rattie! Newfie! Rattie!

  60. Fronk says:

    You know what’s in Room 101, Winston. The worst thing in the world.

    I guess miniluv will have to step up the torture, this comrade seems to be quite calm.

  61. Jen Hunter says:

    @Tal: It’s a baby rat.

  62. frogprof says:

    I am MOST ashamed to admit that I had to Google “Winston Smith” — am I the only living human who HASN’T read 1984?

  63. frogprof says:

    Well, obviously I don’t do HTML.

    [I do. Fixed. - Ed.]

  64. Lucas says:

    Hmmm. Up until now I could have sworn Sasquatch didn’t exist…

  65. Homer & Maggie's Mom says:

    Frogprof – No, you’re not the only one … I tried (way, way, way back when), but I couldn’t get into it. But who cares? The vid stands on its own!

  66. Jaq says:

    HAHAA!! ENGLISH MAJOR JOKE!!! :-D

  67. 5^^now8ing says:

    I think the mouse must have saved the lion’s, er, puppeh’s life earlier, and now has free rein. (Tho I did also think of the dog trick referenced by Juno.)
    Frogprof: Even worse: I HAVE read it, but it rang nary a bell. Ah, memory, I miss thee.

  68. marti says:

    Aww – The tolerence and patience for little buddies / creatures. I would love these two friends in my household compared to the 3 kitty monsters that hate each other with a passion and think litter boxes is something to excavate and track though the house.

  69. riley says:

    I love Big Brother!

  70. Nynke says:

    That dog wants to eat that mouse SO MUCH

  71. Wanda says:

    Needs more Shadow of the Colossus music.

  72. Luke Jones says:

    It would’ve been doubleplusungood should that rat get in his eye.