Blah blah blah blah dog
Blah blah blah blah blah blah chick
Blah blah write haiku
Your pup’s quite a chick magnet, Lauren R.
Friday Haiku: “Oops, We Forgot” Edition
September 4, 2009 by
Blah blah blah blah dog
Blah blah blah blah blah blah chick
Blah blah write haiku
Your pup’s quite a chick magnet, Lauren R.
blah blah blah!
I supposed any dog would look blissed out getting a massage from a chick!
Noble hound, ignores
Tasty chick within chomp range
Flower for collar
Enjoying the rays,
A most delicate massage,
A chick on my ‘tocks.
I rest in Sunshine
enjoying the new spring day
while Chick scratches my back
OOPs I messeed up the count Eek
Hmmm
Finally, something really cute.
Golden, noble pup
Guarding against all evil
with Deputy Fuzz
Gazing from the porch
My trusty steed and I wait
Haunch splayage engaged
He saw the hot chick,
Fell in love, married, and now
He’s a hen-pecked dog
Strawberry Blonde and
Golden Honey discuss which
who has the more fun
OR
Strawberry Blonde and
Golden Honey at odds on
which one men prefer
baby chick crossed road
to get to the other side
only to find tocks
@ Sprock – thanks…you made me snort Coca-cola out my nose and over my computer screen.
I place my small feets
Upon your expansive back
And pose so sweetly
“ew… wee steps and he won’t even notice i’m here..”
‘Tock inspector and
Goggie stop massage to watch
Theo streak naked
And now, a special commentroversy haiku:
Nuffers hate blender
Sad cat wrong in Cuisinart
Better in costumes
They have the same proud air about them, hee.
Tweety takes a perch
On the golden, furry back
“Giddyap, Mister!”
Alex:
Self-righteous dillweeds
Scream censor this! Censor that!
I enjoy all Qte.
tiny stable hand
will groom this majestic steed
for kennel club show
Once, a sufficient golden fellow
upon whose smooth rump walked
softly a stately lemon chick.
No cats will get me
Oh noble and golden steed
Protector of chicks
Golden ball of fluff
Chicken, like the sun, ascends
The crest of Mt. Golden Dog.
Chick eats the buggies
I protect him from kitties
Best Friends Forever
One two three four five
One two three four five six seven
One two three four five
LOL @ HonGlad…now you’re getting it!
[Except, you know, that "seven" has two syllables
- Ed.]
tasty fleas pecked at
on the vast suburban plain
wonder of nature
1) sunny afternoon
my friend has tiny feetses
which content my skin.
2) first step learn massage.
next step WORLD DOMINAYSHUN!
i am QTEST CHIK!
srsly, can we get a cute-hance on the chick’s face? he is cute-evil. clearly. look at his face! am i the only one who notices this?
[Source image isn't really up to zooming in quite that far, but I did make a thumbnail - Ed.]
How did you do that?
Dog waits for mailman
I wait for Netflix — I
ordered a chick flick
Birds of a feather
Flock together, but warm dogs
Are even better
Oops:
I wait for *my* Netflix…
this dog, so noble
looks like a fool with a chick
standing on his back
Golden Feathered Tocks
United across species
Create BFFs.
Hee! I love the matchinks floofy leg/tockular areas. Or would that be matchink floofy pantaloons?
Jeeves, fetch me a drink…
Meowgaritas again, sir?
No, we’re out of cats
BOO YAH!!!!!
[After that cocktail, Bertie's going to be needing Dr. House. - Ed.]
New masseuse on job
Does great work on my sore back
She’s quite the hot chick!
@Sprock That’s hilarious!
I want to write one
But still laughing at Hon Glad
Thanks for the giggles
Splayage, yellow fur
Attention to the feathers
Cute Overload rocks!
A little bird said
NOMTOM’s bored of the haikus
Wants duck in bar jokes
Congratulations
Incompatibility
Harmoniousness
NOMTOM’s got a bad case of the blahs today.
blah blah blah … is my favourite haiku since the one about the refridgerator.
content on the porch
the pup’s quite a chick magnet
a hatching chick plans
Chicken wanders through
Amber waves of . . . retriever
Wait, where is the grain?
Chicks and hatching reminded me of this :
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,25983404-401,00.html
Someone wants to hatch dinosaurs from chicken eggs. Eggcellent!
I believe that only by raising up a dinosaur army will we be able to defend ourselves from the robot apocalypse.
Massage parlor ad
said “Asian massage, young chicks”
So not what I expected.
OMG PYRIT you are so full of win.
LOL
3 lines
3 words
all perfect
For the next massage,
Please remember to trim your toes.
Pointy toe nails hurt.
duck duck goose, duck duck
chase that scratch around
my back. duck duck goose
Kitteh in blender.
You know that’s what he’s thinking.
Ignores little chick.
@Ed…Praise first…nit pickiness comes later.
@ Acacia – George Washington Pose
on Golden Retriever’s back
Leader of Free Porch
and
Short Chick on Dog’s Back
Suffers from an avian
Napoleon complex
Ed – I know it doesn’t scan…but I had to get the Napoleon reference in there somewhere
[THAT'S Napoleon?
[I guess that explains the dog.
[Bow wow, Josephine. - Ed.]
How ’bout a chickie toe-hance? I want to more closely appreciate his lil’ splayed foot.
the reigning pharoh
tiny dancer, golden gown.
their noses, their feets.
leader of the free porch
snork!!
walked
softly a stately lemon chick.
beautiful.
Is ok you forgots… you had rough week. *pat on head*
“You’re tense in the ‘tocks.”
Tiny masseuse works magic
goggie relaxes
@ doggabone
Eggolopagus
Grown from dino DNA
Big time fluffy chick!
I cannot believe
That no-one has commented
On the chick’s TOE-HAWK!
ahmahgahd! what has the world come to??! Forgetting friday haiku!!! The insanity of it all!
*weep!*
[No no, like this: What's the world come to? / Forgetting Friday Haiku? / The insanity!
- Ed.]
As a virginal Haiku-er (or should that be “Haiku-ess”???) I offer MY FIRST effort ever at Haiku (therefore, I’m certain that it will blow). “Why Bother?” you ask. …… I’m moved by a tripod of cirumstances today:
1) the cute pic
2) the positive energy which always breezes through the comments/ Haikus on Fridays…as well as
#3) the potential for growth, from one partic. comment above (# 4 by BlueMenro, above). PS: Hon Glad, even when you’re LESS literate, you’re STILL amazing!!
OK (takes deep breath) Here goes:
“Chick, ‘tocks, chick, ‘tocks, chick
‘Tocks, chick, ‘tocks, chick, ‘tocks, chick, ‘tocks
Chick, ‘tocks, chick, ‘tocks, chick.”
(Runs away into the corner, petrified of rotten tomatoes/ tomAHtoes. Whatever.)
self satisfied dog
the world wishes to pet it
even barnyard fowl
In my yard it goes like this…
Chilly WInter Day
Chicks warm feet on wooly sheep
Sheep cuddle with Chicks.
Chick a little, tock a little
Chick a litte, tock a little
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
Tocks a lot, chick’s a little whore
Wait, no, that doesn’t work. Sorry. [b'SNORT]
@ hrhsqueak
Toe-hawk, yes, it’s so
But what of the bit behind
Fuzz-but tailio!
butt
Same old tale of woe
Cute chicks come with a drawback
Always on your butt
Kitty Adventures
Not That Mike the Other Mike
Leslie NTA
Nice Ed.!!!!!! I didn’t even see a haiku there.
that’s what I get for starting my weekend early aka early ‘ritas on the rocks minus the kitteh in teh blender =P
Put your right foot in
And you shake it all about:
The poochy pokey.
So the chicken bone’s
Connected to the hip bone
And dat’s wot s’all ’bout.
I have fluffy ears
You have none. But your beak is
pointier than mine.
why did the chicken
cross the dog? to get to the
other side (old joke)
The pooch on the porch
Has a birdie on his back
Waiting to attack
@ Leslie – you’ve got the rhythm/content comes at later date/chick tocks chick tocks chick
@Theo – Two “Music Man” references in one Friday…EXCELLENT! Who cares if it doesn’t scan! I vote for Tommy Tune Tuesdays – comments in the form of broadway show tune parodies! Yeah…I’m probably all alone on that one.
@Suzanne – you are not alone.
I can’t believe people are still commentating about blender related things. So I will too…
To all the “Nuffers”:
You are silly. Rinse, Lather, Repeat.
This kitten in a blender is a rorschach- what we see in it is a mirror of our minds. I look at it and see, “Cute! Little Kitty! I’m sure they took all proper precautions- that’s what I would do.” What do your responses say about yourselves, dear commentators?
A kitten in a blender is cute, the same way a chinchilla in a bowl is cute, a cat sleeping in a pot is cute, a dachshund on a bun is cute, and an ice cube tray full of hams is cute. We speak of noming small animals here… why is blender kitty (Which you can tell the blades are gone from, are you people naive enough to think they’re actually going to blend the kitty?) so different? Because it looks scared? Lots of kittens here look scared… my kitties look scared when I carry them upstairs because they can’t handle the spiral stair case. The kittens in clothes we see often look both scared and ticked off. You’ll need better reasoning than that…
In short, “Fiction and Fact: only Madmen and Magistrates can not discriminate between them.” Where does that place you, gentle readers?
The pondering dog
Together with the small chick
Try to write haiku
(“Hi, Pyrit !!!!”
)
@Bianca
God love you for trying, but all those nuffers ARE NEVER COMING BACK TO CO EVER AGAIN!!! and they’re TELLING ALL THEIR FRIENDS HOW EVIL AND STUPID AND CRUEL WE ALL ARE!!!!!!
Also, I’m sure they’re far too busy today burning all of their newly purchased 2010 calendars.
Heiress Golden Pup
at Che Peeps Day Spa requests
Lower on the right
Give me something cool
to drink. I would love a chick
and dog ‘tocks smoothie.
Duck walks into bar.
Orders calicolada.
“Put it on my bill.”
Flagging Feathery
Tail Of A Golden Doggie
Fans Wisp of a Chick
Should have had haiku
on the dog “I’m Sowwy” post
Comments shorter, then
Instead, this post brings
Cute, warm and fuzzy feelings
Dog: warm, Chick: fuzzy!
(oh, and, @Theo: :: SNERK!! ::
“No subluxation”
sez Doctor Bebe Chikhon.
“That will be $90.”
regal golden pup
enjoys ‘tock massage from chick
hit right spot, leg thumps!
lazy summer day
improved by chick shiatsu
how bout a julep?
hot chick walks on back
your golden perfection, bliss!
did you bring some oils?
chicky walks on back
tummy rests on cool concrete
ah, this is the life
chicky foot snorgles
can i return love with licks?
my breath isnt bad!
golden balls of furr
we both share this quality
chick softer than me!
luxurious locks
stroked by chicky claws so well
i’m in paradise
my snorgle buddy
i’ll eat that big, bad kitteh
if he gets too close
golden chicky masseuse
your soft fuzziness and
claws, feel so righteous!
dog and golden chick
symbiotic relations
scratch each others back
my regal watchdog
vigilant against kitteh’s
stay away sneaky puss!
protect me, doggeh
from those evil lurking cats
i’ll love you in return
[You dream in haiku, don't you? C'mon, you're among friends here... - Ed.]
Doesn’t scan quite right, but it’s what I wanted to say!
Ahoy there, matey!
Feathered captain treads the furry deck
Ship inhales sea air
Wait, watching Theo streak? Where…..how the hell did I miss that?!?
[Never mind you, how did *I* miss that??
- Ed.]
@ Pheas: Ahahahahahahaaaaa!
thoughts of summers gone
an old dog, sad eyes. A chick:
bright eyes, yearns to fly
“Blah blah blah”…..??? wtf????
That’s has got to be the best haiku evah!!
I’m laughing to darn hard at the headline haiku to even think now….
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
Too tired to read more, even though I wanna…. was gonna mention my faves here, but there were so many I stopped writing them down.
Y’all are all awesome.
my tiny golden feet
no match for the enormous
fluffy golden dog
@ Theo …..
It was probably part of the “Dream Episode” from the show Dallas….It was *****(please insert wavy lines here, for flashback effects) ALL A DREAM…. !!!!!!!
Chickens are tiny dinosaurs, yes? Like the Cassowaries, only, well, different.
Wow you know it’s summertime and this shade is nice and cool
When I turn around in 15 seconds, he’ll be covered in drool
There’s something fluffy, so soft and so prosh
OMG look behind me
There’s a chick on my ‘tocks
(Not a haiku, and with apologies to Justin Timberlake.)
@Acacia (“Can we get a cute-hance on the chick’s face? he is cute-evil”):
Reminds me of a hilarious throwaway line from the classic mystery The Franchise Affair: “Yes – the concentrated evil of a hen’s face in a close-up.”
Which, I guess, could be turned into:
The concentrated
evil of a hen’s face in
A close-up. Yes. Yes.
Not that this is about the chick, of course. He’s CUTE-evil, still. But give him time!
wow, i like the opps we forgot edition. (NOT) Fix it peoples
[OK, since you asked. It would read better as: "Wow, I like the 'Oops, We Forgot' Edition. (Actually, that was a lie, because I think of myself as clever and sarcastic, and it makes me feel edgy.) Also, you shall promptly satisfy my every whim, for I am your King." - Ed.]
Dawg and mighty chick
Kitty arse to better kick
Pause now, for nice lick
[Proper 5-7-5 meter, AND it rhymes. Sorta East Meets West. I kinda wonder how the tongue bath worked out. - Ed.]
Darn – the blah haiku is one I could have actually written. If I had thought of it, that is.
@Gillian, that’s just a little bit scary.. as Ed says, you must dream in haiku ..
front porch contentment
chicken feet upon my back
feathered friend massage
Oh hey, kinda slow to make this connection, but is anybody else reminded of Spring Awakening? (musical)
I think that’s a really groooooveh shag carPET that chick has there—– So 70′s! Wow, man…far out!
Tweeter versus Woofer
I told you I don’t want TWEETER…would ya puleeze git off mah back about et!!!
See, I TOLD you that they’re all about interspecies snorgling! Or at least one standing on top of the other.
Golden Retriever
Plus a tiny yellow chick
Makes squee-worthy cute.
Mmm, bask with me chick
We are truly beautiful
And blondes have more fun
@Carlisa “Tweeter versus Woofer”
Well-played!
I hope they don’t pay you to do your job, NTMTOM
I love the Haiku days – please do a calendar of Haiku pictures, or a book, a book would be even better!!