Turtle and stuffed fish
Can your haiku celebrate
Their forbidden love?
I give it six months, tops, Caroline D.
Friday Haiku: Shell We Dance?
August 21, 2009 By
Turtle and stuffed fish
Can your haiku celebrate
Their forbidden love?
I give it six months, tops, Caroline D.
This needs a new tag:
Interspecies snorgling.
I called it here, farts.
You may think I’m slow
But I know what real love is
So kiss me you fool
Get a room you two
The world is not yet ready
For forbidden love
I love birdcage’s haiku!
And I agree!
Fishy, fishy love
wants to be with you always
am I just shellfish?
Bleen!!!
Oh and love the hovertext!!!
Fish out of water
Seeks amphibian love, long
slow kisses a plus
flying fish kisses
non-mutant ninja turtle
steals them on camera
“you broke through my shell
when you showed me the way of
soft fuzzy feelings”
When Lars is ready
He will replace the sex fish
With true turtle love
Drab green earth turtle
Colorful flying fish toy
True love knows no bounds
Dear, I gasp for breath
at your slow gentle kisses
Where’s the sea of love?
I appreciate all but Gizmo’s is my fave !!
@ Gizmo — No matter where they go, they’ll always be living in a fishbowl.
I love Friday Haiku!
Is this turtle brazilian “Tigre D’água”? I have one too, I’ll send a picture.
Going straight to the gutter people! Please feel free to censor me at your leisure, I just can’t help myself today!
Fish lips aquiver
My shell is rock hard baby
Let’s go get a room!
Turtle is in love.
Cannot resist big red lips.
“Now kiss me, you fool”
All we need, baby,
To make a _menage a trois:_
The Squirrelizer!
I thought I had successfully found a way to use a word that begins with “B” and ends with “LEEN” in my post without getting EDited, but alas ……even in a poetic context, een-blay is a dirty word …… (‘scuse my peeg latin).
Turtle finds, sadly,
Internet dating profile
Not so accurate.
To Labramama:
Turtle buys love fish
But “Some Assembly Required”
Prevents naughtiness
I see no flippers. Are you sure that’s not a tortoise?
Labramama, that was a WIN.
For those interested in Tortoise versus turtle
here is a link
Turtle Vs Tortoise
but it looks like a turtle to me webbed feet with long claws
streamlined shell
Your fins enchant me
I am a shell of a man
Until you kiss me
Pretty sure from life
history and all that jazz
Tis Painted Turtle
http://www.fishpondinfo.com/photos/reptiles/painteds/painted3.jpg
(usta catch em in the river as a kid)
Kiss me for luck, I
Gotta go run a race with
Disapproving Bun
Smooth Turtle has moves.
“Hey, fishie babe… what’s yer sign?”
“I’m a Pisces, duh.”
The philosophy
Of ha-tuna ma-turtle
It means no worries
You’ve lit up my life,
Brought me out of my shell, I
Love you heart and sole
hey fish have you seen
Disney’s “Lady and the Tramp” ?
have a matzah ball
All brilliant.
Haiku cannot top
Teho’s hovertext, therefore
I will not e’en* try
(* poetic license – so keell me)
[NTMTOM did this whole post, actually, including the hovertext - Ed.]
Yertle and Cleo
Kay-Eye-Ess-Ess-Eye-Ehn-Gee
Superb breath control
Now out of his shell
Like a fish out of water
Needing bicycle
Salmonella/ick
Interspecies diseasies:
Think of the children!
Feeshy feeshy lips
I love your crocheted leepsteeck
Ded of cute, I am
Love Labramama’s Lars and the Real Girl reference!
velveteen fishie
I heard love can make toys real
even turtle love
A private kiss shared
Brings turtle out of his shell
Slow and steady wins
I shall sneef your leeps
hold your tail the other way
for me to kees you
@ Birdcage,
onay oblempray
That’s a Flying Fish.
Let’s launch ourselves together;
find love forever.
Years of yearning done,
This tidy, timid turtle
Found the perfect plaice.
Not a haiku, but the picture reminded me of this:
http://www.icdc.com/~roadkill/silverstein/turtle.html
EDited again!!!!!!
Oh, the mighty sting
Of Teho’s editing sword
Is felt by Birdcage …….
[Hmm, I think I'll leave this one alone.
- Ed.]
Is it just me, or
Has there been a pattern in
the Friday haikus:
Juxtaposition
of inanimate object
And small animal
Not that there’s any-
thing wrong with inter-species (?)
love or anything
But just pointing it
out (If objects can be called
a species that is)
Birdcage – Trouble ensues.
one kiss forever.
we will always have paris.
alors, enfants … sob.
my hard shell, your plush
our love dare not speak its name
from pillow to pond
Fish so beautiful
Turtle is good looking too
Have ugly babies
Even turtle dreams
bigeyed fish sweet rainbow kiss
beyond ocean storms
@MissKitty – bravo!
Lipstick on a fish!
Too much makeup all over,
Shameless hussy fish!
nomtom…well, okay, if you won’t marry the physical me, given that i am your gramma’s age and all cripped up,l will you at least allow me to marry yer BRAIN???
that would so fill me…
adoringly and belly hurting from the laffing,
dancer
If our love is wrong
I don’t wanna be right…wait!!
Isn’t that a song?
Necking in the hall,
Young lady, get back to band,
Young man, to wood shop.
hold on there wannadance.. you have to get in line to marry Nomtom or any part of him.
i was afraid of that, mary…
just to tantilize you, i have actually MET him and chatted and HUGGED him and kissed him on the CHEEK, and he is all that…
momtom, it’s our secret…but it made me long for bleeps in the time-space continuum…
yer own dancer, sharing with mary and all else, i bet you don’t even realize….
make that Nomtom, not momtom…
blind with luv…
wow, the haiku get better and better each week. mine are stalled with watts but the others, unbeatniked, are just supoib..
You Peeps are clever
My brain does not make Haikus
So I enjoy Yours
I enjoyed Wendy’s.
Turtle kisses are germy
better that she’s fake?
You’ve read the hiku
Which one is the very best?
Snappy hovertext!
my turtle hero
rescued me from infant bed
kid tried to nom me
fish escapes mobile
went round and round to music
i’m dizzy. kiss me!
rainbow fish finds love
with hard shelled painted he-man
kiss me my hero!
our love illicit
we secretly meet on sly
nose rubs and snorgles
my painted suitor
i’ve waited to kiss your lips
they taste like chicken!
hard on the outside
green, warm, soft on the inside
a perfect love soup
multi colored fish
longing for you now sated
your red lips are hot
your colored dorsal
your sexy wings of deep blue
fly over and kiss me!
no one understands
our inter-species affair
breaks no natural rules
put that camera down!
banish the paparazzi
our love is private
It’s a better match than Bennifer was!
OMG!! I have that exact stuffed fish!!!
Turtle:
Kiss a fish? That’s gross.
Oh my god a movie scene?
No way in the world.
Pardon, what was that?
Did you say a million bucks?
I could buy a house.
Maybe…. oh all right.
Lights, camera, action, *smooch*
Hey, this is a plush!
Turtle and stuffed fish
Meet and greet each other with
Eskimo kisses.
I like Wendy’s one, MissKitty’s one and thinkin’ that uracak’s one. But ‘thinkin’ that uracak’, isn’t your name rude? I mean that uoryay amenay siay ‘inkintha hathay ouya reay a ckcaay’ and ‘ckcay’ ansmeay ‘hitsay’. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought it’s a bit mean. And is ‘bleen’ rude? I didn’t even know it had a meaning.
I like thinkin’s one because it isn’t about sloppy romance like everybody else’s. I like to see some creativity. So here’s my haiku:
Crimes against nature
Such as turtle kissing fish
Really freaks me out
[You think maybe it's going to escape me that you ARE "Thinkin' that ura-" (etc.) ? Are you familiar with the term "Fraudience"? Cut it out. - Ed.]
Sorry, NOMTOM. At least “Teho” and “NOMTOM” have the same number of syllables, so the haiku what I wrote is not ruined (wot a shame that would have been – not). @wannadance, I am so jealous. I want to marry all the Cute Overlords, or even a little part of them. I’m sure Mr and the Missuses Cute Overlords will all understand…..
Have you ever felt
A kiss from a fishy
On a moonlit night?
But only 3 months if she cooks
she was ripe, but he
knew that slow and steady wins
the race to first base.