Cute Overload

You’ll Never Nurse in This Town Again

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(OK, when I call “Action,” you just turn and read what’s on the card. All right?)

Sure, no problem. Let’s do this.

(Fine. And … action!)

Friends, has your mom been tasting a little rancid lately?

(Wait, that’s not what it says on the…)

I mean not just a bit sour, but that full-on chalky mix of week-old milk, with a hint of tobacco and sardines that just makes you want to toss your cookies, am I right?

(Uh, if we could just stick to the script here…)

That’s why our mom drinks Schblatz Beer!

(That’s not even the sponsor! What the hell are you…)

Only Schblatz is double-brewed to be double-smooth, with the taste kitties love…

(Somebody call Security!)

So treat your mom to a cool, refreshing Schblatz! She’ll love it–and so will you!

(… and then call Kelly H. in the Casting Office and tell her she’s fired!)

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