Cute Overload :D
Way back in the Once Upon, before the world was in color, before time was what turned kittens into cats, it came to pass that our Fearless Leader dispatched this missive across the interwires by high-resolution telegraph, on August the 16th, in the year of two-thousand-and-eight…
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Puh-lease. Too, too moshe:
black and white?
miniscules and striped?
ear flappage and paw danglage?
EHN!
(Cute-Overload-XTreme-Ehn-Up)
You love it. Admit it, Lori W.
I apologize in advance to all you well-rounded music aficionados out there for my dissonant genre-mashing; my own tastes are… eclectic. But it’s Saturday, it’s gorgeous, and darned if I don’t feel like a little Pawl, Yawn, Jawrge and Ringtail this morning. ♫ Here comes the sun, doodle-oo-doo… wait, no, Meg’s got a better idea:
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[Sing in Sir Paul McCartney voice]
5-2-08 240a, originally uploaded by ron.mamie.
XTreme Cute Overload Nom Close-Up [XCONCU]:
Sender-Inner Lori W. FOUND ANOTHER ONE!
Peeps, I just had to re-post this one. I mean, sorry, um… I wanted to run this game-changing action item back up the flagpole to see what paradigm shifts. Mike, take it away; I gotta walk/trot/run to a webinar.
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Gentlemen, We Have a Situation
“It has come to my attention that our company is faced with a crisis. Now, I want to be pro-active here, so I’ve called this little pow-wow to make sure we’re all on the same page about this thing.
“Now, men, a crisis is nothing but an opportunity mixed with danger. In fact, it was the ancient Egyptians who combined the symbols for opportunity and danger because they had never heard it before, the word crisis, I mean, but anyway, if we work as a team, we can seize this bull by the horns (or maybe it was the Chinese), and think outside the box to fast-track a best-in-breed, synergistic solution that will facilitate a sea change throughout our enterprise.
“And remember, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie … in, er, meat pie, and the anagram of meat is team, and … mmm, pie … I’m sorry, what was the question again?”
I think I used to work for this guy, Kate M.
Will you please get a load of these mini hamster closed eyes, proving (hamster) romance is not dead!
P.U.X.C.O. (Pucker Up Xtreme Close-Up):
Laura Elizabeth is responsible for capturing this romance on film.
Still summer morning / Friends reflect beneath blue sky / Your haiku: Epic
Simply beautiful, Matthew R. Click for full image
Obviously scientists got it all wrong. When I look at the so-called “red panda” I see part raccoon and part puppeh, all sporting Clairol Nice ‘n’ Easy Auburn 108 . But Panda? No way!
Who decides these things!?
By request: TONGUE-HANCE!
Red pandas at Rosamund Gifford Zoo in Syracuse, New York by Rose T.
| 0:04: | “Oh no, no way, nuh-uh. You’re not getting me in that… that… whatever that blue stuff is, no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o thank you…” |
| 0:10: | “… because it looks all wet and sloshy and it could hurt a person and so I will just romp and play where it is nice and–HEY LAAAY-DEE!” (splash!) |
| 0:24: | “Oh, this is not so bad, I’m moist and I’m swimming… Hey, where you going? I was just beginning to–WHAAAAAA! You bit me! You bit my little body with the teeth and the hurting of me, owwww…” |
| 0:35: | “Now I am dry again, but if you want me to swim, you have to promise not to do the biting and the pulling from the water, thank you nice lady!” |
| 0:53: | (Temporary loss of cuteness. Please stand by.) |
| 0:57: | “OK, here I go… Whe-e-e-e-e-e! See how much more fun it is when with all of the chomping and the yanking you don’t make so much?” |
| 1:42: | “OOOWWWW! Again with the biting and the pulling! Will you stop with the pulling of my arm which is painful and is not a nice thing, already!” |
I mean, just look at how it dwarfs that dog … oh, wait–that’s Scooter, a Maltese from New Zealand, who may qualify as the smallest full-grown dog of all time. According to its owner, Scooter grew to about three inches tall and said “meh, that’s plenty. So, are we having biscuits with our tea, or what?”
Cheers to sender-inners Sandra and Clairebear!
The BBC has a recent article on how kittehs USE and ABUSE their owners into getting WHATEVER they WANT by purring.
Take a listen over at the BBC:
By Victoria Gill, Senior Purring Correspondent, BBC News. Headline of article bequeathed by Ryan T.
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