From the monthly archives: July 2009

No napping in sunbeams for Cranky McCrankersons

July 28, 2009 By Meg

No sunbeams!

They hurt my eyes!

My precious blue eyeballs!!!

I’M MELTING!!!

Turn this light OFF!

I’m getting my whiskers in a bonche!!!

You say Rule #40, I say “Nyerhe!”

Hey Sender-Inner, may I suggest SPF 145?

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So When Do We Ride The Tilt-A-Whirl?

July 28, 2009 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

C’mon, Dad! This is a kiddie ride! I wanna go on the Zipper, and the Cyclone, and that big swinging pirate ship! WHEEEEE!

That’s an E-coupon video, Lily B.

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He Followed Me Home, Can I Keep Him?

July 28, 2009 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

Pleeeeeease, Mom? I promise I’ll take care of him, and clean up after him, and help him with his geography homework, and buy him video games, and get him into good schools, and teach him to drive, and start a trust fund for college, and…

Awesome babysitter, Alex B.

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Cute? …or Not Cute?

July 27, 2009 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

Cute: Two affectionate anteaters enjoy a tender moment together.

Not Cute: Two Siamese cats have a little accident with the Krazy Glue.

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Look-a-like: Kitten Crowe

July 27, 2009 By Meg

Excellent new CATegory, Monica and Monica’s boyfriend who had the idea in the first place

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Maru’s Moving Experience

July 27, 2009 By Not That Mike The Other Mike

Maru’s owner is packing to move, and this provides a target-rich environment for the container-obsessed Maru. Some highlights:

0:20:	In the dense jungle, Maru tragically encounters the Venus Cat-Trap, a carnivorous plant that swallows its victims whole…
0:38:	… and then spits them back out again.
0:56:	Up next on The History Channel, a look back at the classic Coney Island Fun House, with its treacherous rotating drum.
2:34:	Maru reenacts the classic Monty Python “16-ton weight” gag.