No napping in sunbeams for Cranky McCrankersons

by Meg on July 28, 2009

No sunbeams!

They hurt my eyes!

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My precious blue eyeballs!!!

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I’M MELTING!!!

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Turn this light OFF!

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I’m getting my whiskers in a bonche!!!

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You say Rule #40, I say “Nyerhe!”

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Hey Sender-Inner, may I suggest SPF 145?

{ 88 comments }

1 Mary (the first) 07.28.09 at 4:39 pm

Well I love his fur but his expression, not so much.

2 debg 07.28.09 at 4:40 pm

I call ear-whiskers! They’re longer than the muzzlepouche ones.

3 doxnsox 07.28.09 at 4:53 pm

I’m guessing the Left is his “evil eye”.

4 cookiepuss 07.28.09 at 5:00 pm

mr. kitty is not amused…then slightly amused…then cute…then not amused

maybe just leave him be

5 Melvin 07.28.09 at 5:04 pm

OH HEY! That’s me! Thanks guys. :D

PS: Melvin’s ear hair is now 2 inches long. I don’t think it’s ever going to stop growing. Lol.

6 Claudia C. 07.28.09 at 5:06 pm

Oh My! Did someone get up on the wrong side of the sunbeam this morning? I think I’ll keep my distance from those claws.

7 SaraE 07.28.09 at 5:07 pm

He may be the cutest grumpy kitty I have ever seen. The look on his face in the first picture just cracks me up!

8 JR 07.28.09 at 5:09 pm

the fourth picture looks sooo like a pirate to me :P

9 jess 07.28.09 at 5:09 pm

aww, i love his cranky, imperious expression. and the roll-over “my kingdom for an eclipse.”

10 JR 07.28.09 at 5:09 pm

oop 5th picture

11 Noelegy 07.28.09 at 5:13 pm

Precioso! So grumpy, yet so prosh.

12 Patito Gigante 07.28.09 at 5:16 pm

It wants its precious..

13 michellemybelle 07.28.09 at 5:17 pm

I love Melvin! In fact, I ordered some kitty toys from his mommy’s etsy store because (a) they are super cute and (b) he has lots of vet bills. I just want to smooch him every time I see him and his crazy ear hairs!

14 Leilani 07.28.09 at 5:17 pm

I thought at first this kitty was missing his eyeball, but it was simply his “FEH!” expression.

15 Jezebel 07.28.09 at 5:24 pm

Next time I read a nuffing comment, I’m gonna read it with that exact evil eye look. I’ll do it. You’ll see!

16 Mandy 07.28.09 at 5:27 pm

Yay! Finally Melvin is on Cute Overload. Way to go!

I’m waiting for my raise in October to order some toys from his etsy store – they are so adorable! And, there’s even video of him trying them out. Melvin and his mommy are awesome!

My cats and I purr that he keeps getting better. What a great little munchkin.

17 claudia 07.28.09 at 5:30 pm

Melvin… You make my heart go a pitter patter. I must like crabby looking doods… Or I just can’t quell the mothering instinct lol

18 5^^now8ing 07.28.09 at 5:40 pm

Didn’t know cats could squint. But here’s the photographic proof!

19 Karen 07.28.09 at 5:48 pm

So grumpy!

20 Freya 07.28.09 at 5:51 pm

Patito, I thought the same thing! This gorgeous kitlet is on his way to turning into Gollum.

21 Nikki 07.28.09 at 5:56 pm

Melvin is a specatular name for this cat. And I must say, in my entire life, I have NEVER seen ear hair like that (on a cat or on anyone else, for that matter!) Wow.

22 MM 07.28.09 at 5:59 pm

He reminds me of Bill the Cat, from Bloom County. Except not orange.

I love grumpy kitties. Who’s the grumpiest? Who, who? You are! Mommy’s little snookie wookieiums (and so on and so forth…)

23 holligans 07.28.09 at 6:06 pm

Yes!! as MM noted, that is the perfect Bill the Cat expression (especially first photo)
Ack!
[Thbbbfft]

24 tracylee 07.28.09 at 6:11 pm

Yowza….
someone’s got a case of the Mondays.

25 Theresa 07.28.09 at 6:11 pm

I love little PO’d looking cats.

26 thepetmuseum 07.28.09 at 6:17 pm

Oh man, if looks could kill…somebody would be leaving in a basket.

27 Space Cowgirl 07.28.09 at 6:23 pm

First pic: “Zombie Kitteh needs moar brainz.”

28 binky-mama 07.28.09 at 6:29 pm

Mr. McGrumperson won’t be so grumpy after I braid his ear floof! *evil grin*

29 apotheosis 07.28.09 at 6:35 pm

Orson Welles.

This cat is possessed by Orson Welles.

30 pyrit 07.28.09 at 6:54 pm

“Blargh! Holey mudda o poil, crinkum crankum, now who distoibs mah brooding?! thpit thpit thpit.”

(New Yorka pirate? no idea)

(Best photo set ever I laid me eye on! Melvin is right up there with Winston!)

31 kawaii 07.28.09 at 7:06 pm

Oh my gawsh, I LOVE the look on his face on the last one! He wins the grump award, hands down, err paws down. Plus he wins the longest ear hair award too! WOW!

32 Teresa 07.28.09 at 7:13 pm

AWW :D Looks like the poor kitty was being pestered as he was trying to find a nice comfortable place to lay in the sunbeam :D Like he saying “Get your own sunbeam! This one is MINE!”

33 nycat 07.28.09 at 7:23 pm

Kitteh looks like pirate cat. Yarr!

34 Another Jenn 07.28.09 at 7:26 pm

Those are some serious, SERIOUS ear tufts.

35 Michael Claymore 07.28.09 at 7:36 pm

Jesus, that is one evil looking cat.

36 kibblenibble 07.28.09 at 7:38 pm

@ Pyrit: I think Melvin actually makes Winston look almost cheerful in comparison. Well, almost. I love these grumpy-faced kittehs a lot…have one myself. (Isabella, at right.)

37 Dawn 07.28.09 at 7:56 pm

GrumpTown… Population One

38 Jorden 07.28.09 at 8:06 pm

Grey nose is TOO CUTE!

39 cath 07.28.09 at 8:16 pm

MM and holligans, you took the words right out of my mouth — er, text-thingy (?). This is totally a cute, sepia-toned version of Bill the Cat, what with the ear tufts and the grumpy o.O expression…

40 pookie 07.28.09 at 8:30 pm

Bill the Cat! “He’s off the drugs and high on life!”

I miss Bloom County, but Melvin makes my day.

41 Alex 07.28.09 at 8:30 pm
42 Janni 07.28.09 at 9:37 pm

First, I didn’t notice the left eye in the first pic. Then I suddenly saw it. I felt like Frodo.
Otherwise, cute kitteh.

43 Shannon 07.28.09 at 9:41 pm

I love the scruffiness! Always been a sucker for scruffy.

(Who’s scruffy lookin’?)

44 DaytimeDeb 07.28.09 at 10:44 pm

Methinks kitty is part bunneh, what with the disapproving looks and all that.

45 Nosfera 07.28.09 at 11:25 pm

Reminds me of Yoda!

46 Nini 07.28.09 at 11:30 pm

Looks like a feline Popeye!
With a permanent grumpy expression like this, I couldn’t help but squish and smooch his face all day long :p

47 misscrisp 07.29.09 at 12:14 am

O.M.F.G. those ear floofs are making me rethink my toe-hawk obsession.

48 caelus 07.29.09 at 12:36 am

It’s Chucky!!!!!!!!

49 Renate Uhl 07.29.09 at 1:06 am

aww so cute sighh

Renate

50 berthaservant 07.29.09 at 1:11 am

I heart you Meg. This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in like a month. Perfect cap-shuns! (And tewtally Bill the Cat!)

51 hon glad 07.29.09 at 1:30 am

Can someone provide a link to Bill the Cat, I aint never seen him. This could be Nanny Oggs Greebo.

52 Cecille 07.29.09 at 4:05 am

Ooh, hon glad, I totally agree that he could be Nanny Ogg’s Greebo — he looks exactly like he’s plotting death, violence, and mayhem :D

… I think I’ll just stay here at the other side of the laptop screen.

53 Noelegy 07.29.09 at 4:58 am

No, the Bill the Cat comparisons don’t hold up. Berke Breathed has stated that he created Bill to be as unappealing as possible, the exact opposite of the eminently merchandisable (is that a word?) Garfield.

Melvin is clearly adorable. No comparison. :)

54 arbed 07.29.09 at 5:49 am

I love Melvin – yay for him getting on CO! Michellemybelle ^up there^ got me hooked on him. You should check out his blog and find out all about just how special he is.

55 chanpon 07.29.09 at 6:28 am

How can something be so slightly off-looking, but sooo cute at the same time?? *head splodes*

56 Saffron 07.29.09 at 6:38 am

MELVIN!
An awesome brave fighter with an even more awesomer human. Am glad to see he is doing so well. The pictures are so cute, I want to kiss those floofy ears.

57 Essie 07.29.09 at 6:51 am

love, love, LOVE the ear fluff!

58 Valerie 07.29.09 at 6:52 am

He has a bad case of bed head. lol
My kitty gets lazy sleepy in the sun too.
4th picture is cutest.

59 Valerie 07.29.09 at 6:53 am

Last picture look like hes looking for whoever woke him up. Id be scared!!!

60 nyota 07.29.09 at 7:20 am

FINALLY Melvin makes it to the big time! He deserves every bit of fame that comes his way, brave little feller.

61 zeldapie 07.29.09 at 7:47 am

Melvin’s got old man ear hair! Tee hee!

(Actually Melvin, I’d snorgle you in a New York minute!!)

62 brinnann 07.29.09 at 8:15 am

Yay! Congrats Mouchois and Melvin for gettingks posted!

63 brinnann 07.29.09 at 8:20 am

I can’t believe no one’s mentioned the TONGUE in the second picture! :shock:

64 Kelsey 07.29.09 at 8:52 am

Brinnann, I was thinking the SAME THING! It’s like, “BLAH, I’m DEAD already! Cut the LIGHT and let me rest in peace!”
Too much cute to handle.

And I like his toussled, scruffy version of fluffy. It’s a nice take on the puff-ball type kitty that you just don’t see very often. I’ll take some more Melvin, please!

65 BonzoGal 07.29.09 at 8:53 am

Here is the home of The Melvin: http://mouchois.blogspot.com/

He is still just a kitayn… but so precocious in his Giving of the Stink Eye. Go, Melvin, go!

66 bad_kittymama 07.29.09 at 9:09 am

Just imagine that cat with short fluff instead of long, and you’ve got my Aiko, known affectionately amongst my friends as “the Angrycat.” Who’d'a thunk someone else had an Angrycat just as cute?!

67 Elena1030 07.29.09 at 9:56 am

It’s Mrs. Norris’s handsomer cousin! ;-P

68 Megan T. 07.29.09 at 10:07 am

Looks like a shaggy, more pissed off, less smooshied version of Winston.

69 Mechelle 07.29.09 at 10:24 am

I think he looks like a pirate too~

70 nancy 07.29.09 at 11:52 am

I’m 8th-ing the Bill the Cat commentary… (I actually counted). Stealing this image: http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/BilltheCat.jpg

71 :) 07.29.09 at 12:40 pm

Cranky can be cute!!!

72 Jimbeaux 07.29.09 at 1:23 pm

Reminds me of my friends’ kitty, who, yesterday afternoon decided it was time to pounce one of the dogs. She crept up… Creeeeept up… And then…

SUNBEAM!

She flopped on the floor and promptly forgot about pouncing. Twas very adorable.

73 Angie 07.29.09 at 1:46 pm

Hurray Melvin!!!! I heart you and your toys and your blog and your mom and your ear floof….Ok I just heart you all over! Glad you made it to C.O.!!!!!

74 rhi 07.29.09 at 1:55 pm

Holy smokes, that cat looks like Chucky!

75 catloveschanel 07.29.09 at 3:21 pm

CHUCKY! Oh no! I saw Melvin sing once with Melvin and the Blue Notes.
They were ok, but everything was in the minor key. The ear hair sort of works for him. If you like it than a put a ring on it. Oh oh oh
Or a bow. Imagine getting a bow on Cranky McMelvinster

76 Patito Gigante 07.29.09 at 3:56 pm

♥ Piórko ♥

77 Fisher 07.29.09 at 4:59 pm

Such an extraordinary cat this is. I stare, then laugh, then cringe a bit, and then, when all is said and done, I just love him.

78 Carolyn 07.29.09 at 5:51 pm

Must … have … COXCU … of … ear tuftage.

79 mrtsmom 07.29.09 at 5:55 pm

I’m surprised noone’s made the Winston comparison yet. If you put the two of them in a room, they’d likely set off some sort of nuclear grumpiness explosion.

80 Jimbeaux 07.29.09 at 7:45 pm

Nuclear grumpiness explosion sounds like a good band name. :)

81 Patito Gigante 07.29.09 at 8:17 pm

♥ and Ernest Noyes Brookings ♥

82 2lep 07.29.09 at 11:33 pm

Looks like the guy from ShamWow.

83 Emmabean 07.30.09 at 2:02 am

Love the fluff!

84 Melvin 07.30.09 at 4:21 am

“Looks like the guy from ShamWow.”

Lolol. Oh that’s terrible!

85 Rapwnzel 07.30.09 at 2:00 pm

I couldn’t help but laugh when I first saw his expression. Too cute.

86 Paunchie 07.31.09 at 9:27 am

a’sa matta’ wit dis kittaye?

87 Sharon Z. 07.31.09 at 7:02 pm

Hi, Meg ….I was surfing the internet looking for a 2010 box calendar for my room. I am a huge fan of twisted whiskers, but they didnot have one yet and the one I brought What is your Poo like was gross, no pictures. I wanted something colorful and with lots of photos and I found your calendar. The first place was sold out but I found it again on another website store and brought it immediately. The photos are so CUTE and lovely, I love cats ,dogs, animals of all sorts and this is perfect for me. I know I will enjoy it …I can’t wait to received it and look at the photos. The photos on this website are great and funny and adoreable. Keep making calendars you have a new fan. Sincerely, Sharon J. Zarrow Phoenix Arizona.

88 happykarenblog 08.06.09 at 5:53 am

MAD EYE MOODY!!!

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