Patri-idiotic

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on July 8, 2009

Last month, we reported on Stephen Colbert’s selfless — and momentarily cute — journey to entertain the troops in Iraq, where he made the ultimate sacrifice: Agreeing to have his head shaved.

And what became of the hair, may you ask?

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{ 39 comments }

1 cirl 07.08.09 at 11:35 pm

it is NOT a toupee.

2 Emily 07.08.09 at 11:35 pm

LOL worst toupee evahhhhhh

3 A.S.R. 07.08.09 at 11:50 pm

Please tell me someone is sending that to Stephen????

4 hon glad 07.08.09 at 11:51 pm

This is what comes from ordering a rug on the internet, they never match. Not that I have need of one, no sir, all my bits are my own.

5 DaytimeDeb 07.09.09 at 12:16 am

Still looks better than whatever is going on with Trump’s head. Anyone remember a series of skits Letterman did a few years back called “Trump or Monkey?” They would only show the top of the head, and you had to guess if it was going to be a picture of Trump or an ape of some sort.

6 Meg 07.09.09 at 12:21 am

GREATEST SENDER INNER!!!

7 Kirsten D. 07.09.09 at 2:43 am

It’s the anti-bald-eagle!

And greatest sender inner, oh man. <3

8 kat 07.09.09 at 3:10 am

@ A.S.R – i agree! someone please send it to him!

is it just me, or does he look a lot like matt lauer now that his hair has grown back some?!

9 mervtheflamingo 07.09.09 at 3:27 am

Toupee!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

10 260Oakley 07.09.09 at 4:01 am

He’s not just the president, he’s also a client.

11 Starlinguk 07.09.09 at 4:13 am

The bald eagle isn’t going extinct. They’re all wearing toupees.

12 LisaCat 07.09.09 at 4:26 am

Sam the Eagle finally gets a proper toupee.

13 J. 07.09.09 at 5:14 am

Maybe he just went to the Hair Club for Birds.

14 lisa 07.09.09 at 5:15 am

Reminds me of former Governor Blogoyavich

15 Pat Trenner 07.09.09 at 5:27 am

Best. Hovertext. EVER.

16 gizmo 07.09.09 at 6:02 am

Apparently, the Hair Club for Eagles needs to work the quality control just a wee bit more.

17 TheGreatKatzini 07.09.09 at 6:31 am

Stoic eagle dares you to laugh at his haircut… well, at least it’s streamlined. That’s gotta count for something, right? Right?

18 Kar 07.09.09 at 6:40 am

Did he put a dead mouse on his head?

19 Camille 07.09.09 at 6:41 am

At least it’s not a mullet.

20 Katie 07.09.09 at 6:47 am

Looks a little more like Rod Blagojevich to me… it’s almost got that helmet-y look.

21 Theresa 07.09.09 at 7:18 am

@Holy Cuteness, you meant a mo-HAWK, right? Right? Ha-HA!

22 claudia 07.09.09 at 7:47 am

Not an eagle, at least not to me… I’m dying to know what kind of badass bird this is!!! Hey kid, nice haircut!

23 doran 07.09.09 at 8:21 am

It’s either a Crested or Southern Caracara. It’s actually in the falcon family.

24 Katrina 07.09.09 at 9:17 am

Nice boid. Not ’shopped’? Nice topknot- worthy of “Scrambled Eggs Super de dooper, a la Peter T. Hooper”!

25 Theresa 07.09.09 at 10:15 am

So now you can donate your hair to needy raptors? Stephen certainly isn’t one to allow the eagle to go around with a naked head.

26 Karen 07.09.09 at 10:43 am

@ Pat Trenner: I agree! I needed a good crack up and the hovertext was perfect!

27 Skip 07.09.09 at 11:28 am

Bwahahaha!

28 berthaservant 07.09.09 at 11:38 am

What perfect timing — Colbert is off this week, meaning he and his writers have a few days to think about the perfect-est way to work C.O. into the show!!!! Someone out there will send this to him — maybe his old improv buddy Amy Poehler, whom we know is a fan? C’mon, Amy — the spirit of Del Close and the fans of C.O. are relying on you!!!!

29 chanpon 07.09.09 at 1:54 pm

And Sam Donaldson’s transformation is complete.

30 Kar 07.09.09 at 4:28 pm

I was thinking more like Ted Koppel’s twin brother Marty.

31 Katrina 07.09.09 at 5:32 pm

OK…thats freaky…making the bald eagle have hair…thats a crime against nature. LOL!!

32 Subhangi 07.09.09 at 11:33 pm

What the-

ROFL

33 Michael Claymore 07.10.09 at 4:42 am

Worst. Eagle. Toupee. Ever.

34 Carlisa 07.10.09 at 4:54 am

Looks like Moe of The Three Stooges.

35 Patito Gigante 07.10.09 at 9:43 am

The expression on your avatar’s face really drives it home, Mr. Claymore.

36 Brian Thomas 07.10.09 at 12:27 pm

So that is NOT Stephen Jr.?

37 MoonCatty 07.10.09 at 7:45 pm

That IS Stephen Jr!

He has his daddy’s hair. :-)

38 Diana 07.13.09 at 5:18 pm

Eat your heart out, Donald Trump!!! LOL

39 Ada 07.15.09 at 10:53 am

That would be perfect if he was dancing like these seagulls! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBOk6Epr8aw

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