Their first snorf…
Their first wheel… [Ehn!]
The first 90-degree haunch sprawl…
The first wide-eyed, packed-in, waiting under the plastic roof pieces for lunch…
The first…
sleepover.
This hamster life lesson brot to you by Amy F.
From the monthly archives: July 2009
Party Crasher!
July 31, 2009 By
Excuse me, sir… this buffet is reserved for guests of the Flutzermann wedding. I’m going to have to ask you to leave now…
I thought you were checking invitations, Misty C.
My God, It’s Full of Cute
July 31, 2009 By
Turn your computer into a Cute Command Console with Wall of Fluffeh, a YouTube mashup by sender-inner Philip M. Don’t stare too long, though, or you’ll experience a cute, ahh, rapid pressure buildup… a cute, ummm, sudden debilitating capacity shortage… dang, there’s just got to be some short, catchy term for this…
Happy Birthday Meg!
July 30, 2009 By
You’re all invited… to Meg’s birthday today!
//THIS JUST IN: Link removed! Prank police made me!
//THIS JUST IN: Look what the office pranksters did to my office this morning!!!///
Creditos: “HedgeDay” by Miss Whitney, ”Annoygink!!!” Gail B., “Pup-a-thon” Photo by Carol, sent in by Jennifer K., “I am not a Dunce” by Holly J., “Pinky and G Partying” by Bridget G., “Cats in Party Hats” by Julia C., “Alice in a hamster-sized Party Hat” by Grace H., “Eat dis!” by Phil S., “Slow and steady, with Broccoli” by Alexis M.
Play Him Off, Avant-Garde Composer Video Splicing-Together Keyboard Cat!
July 30, 2009 By
And now for something completely different: A video recreation of Arnold Schoenberg’s three-part Drei Klavierstücke, an early piece of “atonal” music, a term that means “sounding like cats wandering aimlessly on a keyboard.”
You can see all three videos here, along with a list of videos used, side-by-side comparison of the cat version to a real recording, and generally more proof than you’ll ever need that humans have more time than they know what to do with.
It’s, um, very deep, Ian F.
CoverPups Wanted
July 30, 2009 By
//Reposting ’cause image link was broke as a joke//
Calling all cover models!
Peeps over at Orvis are looking for puppeh cover models. You can enter your photo in the Orvis Cover Dog Photo Contest tuhday! By the way, it’s not all about the vanity. All proceeds from donations go to fight canine cancer. Photo winners appear on the Orvis Dog Book (above!) and $500 gift cards 
//And ’cause fightin canine cancer is a good thing//
Look! There’s a Space!
July 29, 2009 By
“G’wan, punch it, before somebody else grabs it! What are you waiting for — a blessing from the Pope? I swear, if you had even one ounce of initiative, you wouldn’t still be assistant manager at 42, you’d be a podiatrist like your brother… the man I could have married, I’d like to remind you!”
I don’t think that radar detector is conspicuous enough, J.R. S.
Wear Him Off, Keyboard Cat!
July 29, 2009 By
Now that Keyboard Cat is ready to play itself off to the Dusty Shelf of Internet Memes (say hello to Numa Numa Kid, won’t you?), relive its glorious fifteen minutes in the “Three Keyboard Cat Moon” t-shirt, a parody of the “Three Wolf Moon” t-shirt, thus cloaking your torso in an endless self-referential vortex of kitsch.
Vulnerabuhls, Definish of
July 29, 2009 By
Vulnerabuhls, ADJ., VUH-L-NER-AH-BUHLS
A Refreshing, free, pose. Usually exposing snorgling access.
Kimberley R. provided it.
Summertime perspiration? Blot with this hamster
July 28, 2009 By
Got hot, summer vaypahs? There is nothing like blotting your schnozzle with this powder puff ham.
Need extry absorbancy? Also comes in chinchilla.
I declare, Hottopiccasey!
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