From the monthly archives: June 2009

Friday Haiku

June 26, 2009 By

Thirty-six degrees,
Easy, clear trajectory.
I could crap on that.
- Argyle Donkeypants

Sharp talons and beak
Slice cleanly, and blue blood flows.
Alas, just a dream.
- Jessie

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Season? In haiku?
I can’t deal with the pressure!
Form’s too hard. (Winter)
- Von Zeppelin

On Thanksgiving Day
Nothing says let us give thanks
Like a Smurf balloon
- Daytime Deb

Complicated day
I click on CO and smile,
a moment’s respite.
- Fluffy

Stu G. and Chiku the African Grey enjoyed the Thanksgiving Day Parade 2009 2008 and snapped this beaut.

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But I Don’t Wanna Go to Work!

June 25, 2009 By

Nooooooooooooo! Everyone hates me there, and they make me feel stupid because I can’t use Excel, and I swear the copier knows when it’s me and it always eats my TPS reports, and besides the news said we were gonna have a snow day!

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This is in no way autobiographical, Tina K.

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Winston is not normal

June 25, 2009 By

But you already knew that. Now we finally have proof.

Yet another salute to Rich over at FourFour!

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[Calico glass sliding down bar towards you]

June 25, 2009 By

Sender-Inner Matt M. says this is his friend’s kitten.

We think he just ordered a drink at THE BEST BAR EVAR!

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Free Raccoon With 20-ounce Pepsi!

June 24, 2009 By

For a very limited time, these Tulsans got a bonus with their soda:  Two caffeinated raccoons, followed by a “skunk whisperer” named Bruha (ha!) who called it “refreshing” but blew his chance to call it “the choice of a new generation.”

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About to nom your face clean off

June 24, 2009 By

Are you feeling lucky, Punk?

Are you?

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It could really go either way, Ashley T.
[Seen on Melisa's Bears - Ed.]

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Meal worms, Elvis impersonator, tickling, and thee

June 24, 2009 By

Is PRETTY MOSHE all this Slow Loris needs.

Don’t miss the Original Tickle™, Miranda…

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Nice privacy tail, Taters

June 24, 2009 By

Some kittehs, like “Taters” here, STILL KNOW what it means to not show your hiney to the world. Thanks, Taters.

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Misty C., if only today’s generation of kittehs could keep things under wraps like Taters, here.

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It’s Over, Johnny

June 23, 2009 By

“Endcat”, the cat who pounces on unsuspecting C.O. readers, has spotted you.

Good luck recovering from this Wilford Brimley marmalade action.

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As spotted on gawker.com.

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Nobody Understands Goth Guinea, Either

June 23, 2009 By

Oh, kindred soul — while others mock you, I too have faced the abyss, stared into the swirling vortex of despair from which no ray of hope escapes, in which we all are doomed to…  to…  sa-a-a-ay, that’s a really cute top in that ad there…

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Wait, now I’ve lost my train of thought… what was I doing?  Oh yeah — playing!

Nothing says “soul-crushing angst” like the name “Darklord Nibbles,” Laurie C.

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