Red Panda Monorail Delay

by Meg on June 28, 2009

2-hour delays are being reported system-wide. Car has fallen asleep between tracks 7 and 9. Emergency bamboo supplements are en route via Hummingbird.

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What chaos, Helen J.!

{ 48 comments }

1 essensual 06.28.09 at 11:07 am

Just don’t have a nightmare and fall down!

2 pyrit 06.28.09 at 11:11 am

Panda Express, ran out of steam(ed rice).

3 Wend 06.28.09 at 11:30 am

Well,no wonder, with the speeds they expect those monorails to run at. Let’s all just slow down and enjoy the scenery (and this scenery is 2 cute).

4 Decca 06.28.09 at 11:35 am

Oh great, now I’m going to be late for the Panda Pride Parade.

5 kibblenibble 06.28.09 at 11:40 am

I love the innocent expression on his sleeping face! Makes me want to sneak up and geev heem a kees!

6 Theresa 06.28.09 at 12:02 pm

Panda honk-shoos!!!

7 Brenda 06.28.09 at 12:03 pm

When I’ve “had enough” of hunting for a job, (everyone wants “experts w/YEEEEARS of experience” instead of career changers) this site always puts a smile on my face. ;-D

[Oh man... I know EXACTLY what you mean. - Ed.]

8 Lynder 06.28.09 at 12:14 pm

Another fabulous and wonderful caption, incredibly original, overspilling with humor and delight — how do you ever think of these? It’s a mutant power. What a gift!

[You must trust in Teh Qte™. It is all around us, flows through us, binds the internet together... - Obi-Ed.]

9 fish eye no miko 06.28.09 at 12:22 pm

Are hummingbirds big enough to carry bamboo? You might do better with, I dunno, maybe a couple of swallows…

[African or European? - Ed.]

10 Mouchois Melvin 06.28.09 at 12:37 pm

I must agree. Thank GOODNESS for this site.
It’s always there when I need a smile.

Well… My new kitty is, too. But he’s going through a bitey stage and nobody likes that.

11 Lula Mae 06.28.09 at 12:38 pm

Unfortunately, we can’t see the :26 and the :36 queued behind this one… and the :46 is approaching…

12 Blondie 06.28.09 at 12:42 pm

After having witnessed first hand the METRO accident here in DC, this kind of commute problem is a welcome change!

13 Brenda 06.28.09 at 12:44 pm

I can’t have pets. So I come here to “escape”. ;-D

14 Jules 06.28.09 at 12:47 pm

Blondie–after the last couple of days, the Panda Express would be much more comfortabuhls than all of us jam-packed in the center cars, right?

15 Nikki 06.28.09 at 12:51 pm

It’s pandamonium on the commuter rails today. Car #2 has run out of power and is stalled on the tracks. I wish that I had red pandas along my route to work! I’d smile every morning!!

16 Brenda 06.28.09 at 1:01 pm

Nikki, how close is all that to Gallaudet University? I live on the west coast, and have never been there.

17 meh 06.28.09 at 1:14 pm

are those undocumented migrant hummingbirds too?

18 chanpon 06.28.09 at 1:15 pm

And right at the busy Bamboo intersection. Traffic is gonna’ be backed up for miles.

19 kittyadventures 06.28.09 at 2:02 pm

This Panda Train got the mid day napping railroad Blues

20 Katrina 06.28.09 at 2:14 pm

Pardon me boys, is that the Cutenooga Choochoo?

21 Amy 06.28.09 at 2:16 pm

I know exactly how this little guy feels! I want to do the same thing about midway through every workday.

22 Von Zeppelin 06.28.09 at 2:28 pm

Hey! I thought these monorails were the Transportation of Tomorrow, and were going to be unbelievably efficient. That’s what they said at the 1964 World’s Fair. **sigh** I guess I’ll have to use my personal nuclear jet helicopter to get to work today.

23 cheshirekittehkat 06.28.09 at 2:57 pm

The problem has become even worse; trains have been stalled in all directions because the Red Panda Xpress has clogged up the Monorail both north and south;
since the chief engineer will not wake up, traffic has come to a standstill…….
Wot tuu duu, wot tuu duu?? The passengers are becoming testy and irate, flinging their Staurbuxx cawfee cups out of the windows with abandon….. O Noes….! The transit system as we know it has deteriorated to the condition of Charlie, still on the MTA…… :shock:

24 Jessica 06.28.09 at 3:55 pm

Wonderful cap-shons.

25 Risha 06.28.09 at 4:01 pm

I feel the exact same way today, monorailQte!

26 berthaservant 06.28.09 at 4:08 pm

To the forest in a sleeper
There’s no snugglebed that’s cheaper
And the tracks are true,
Of we’re gonna shuffle,
Panda off to old honk-shu….

27 Nikki 06.28.09 at 4:40 pm

@Brenda, are you talking about the DC metro and Galludet University? There is a metro stop near the U and it is very easy to get to. You should visit DC, it is a great city.

28 BabyOpossum 06.28.09 at 5:30 pm

This Red Panda Monorail has been nothing but a bamboo-sucking, nite-nite-going boondoggle from day 1! *kicks self for not voting for Lemur Light Rail proposal*

29 Blondie 06.28.09 at 5:58 pm

@Jules – there is no question the Red Panda Express would be so much more comfy! Maybe they can replace the 1000 cars with these. I bet they’d get a lot more riders! So we’ll rename the Red Line the Red Panda Express – which works great since the Nat’l Zoo is on the red line!

@Brenda – I love living here. There is so much to do and it’s beautiful. There are parts of town you want to avoid, but there are plenty of us that can point you in the correct direction. The gardens are gorgeous this time of year, and the Nat’l Zoo is bouncing with activity.

30 DaytimeDeb 06.28.09 at 6:39 pm

Over here on the West Coast, we may never see the BART extension to San Jose in our lifetime, but I would die a happy person if we started running the Red Panda Express instead! Who do I talk with at Caltrans to put out a bid to contractors?

31 JohnnieCanuck 06.28.09 at 6:56 pm

Now you see, that’s what happens all the time when you’re crepuscular.

32 DaytimeDeb 06.28.09 at 8:52 pm

@JohnnieCanuck, so what you’re saying is that we’d only have transit between say, 6-9pm?

33 DaytimeDeb 06.28.09 at 8:53 pm

I guess they would also be active between 5-8am, so at least the commuters would be able to get to/from work. I could live with that, if it meant we had cute Red Panda conductors!

34 hon glad 06.28.09 at 11:33 pm

The long black gloves are very ellegant.

35 Rach 06.29.09 at 1:03 am

He/She looks so content and comfortable! Wonder what the dream is…..

36 Sheepy 06.29.09 at 6:02 am

@Brenda: the accident was a few stops away from Galludet.

@Blondie and Jules – I completely agree. After dealing with switching at Gallery Place from green to red this past week (to get around boarding at Takoma first thing) I’d much rather deal with comfy red pandas than the red line…

37 Katrina 06.29.09 at 6:45 am

And through the open window she hands Charlie a sandwich
as the train comes rumbling through…
Oh, did he ever return,
no, he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
he may ride forever ‘neath the streets of Boston, he’s the man who never returned.

The fambily is going to DC this Summer, to go check out colleges! The Zoo is a ‘must’, too. Bigger bigger brother will stay home with Killer.

38 jen 06.29.09 at 10:10 am

so cute! my favorite form of transport!

39 Kristabelle 06.29.09 at 10:22 am

Having commuted through Union Station for a year, I will gladly choose the Red Panda Express ANY OLD DAY!

40 kodalai 06.29.09 at 10:30 am

@Katrina: Darn you! You got there first. I was just about to post that.
Although I would have said,
“He may ride forever neath the streets of Boston, he’s the panda who never returned…”

41 Katrina 06.29.09 at 2:01 pm

kodalai- your version is much better.

42 Katrina 06.29.09 at 2:03 pm

OK-who lives in Washington, DC? We could meet at the Zoo! Fourth week of July, more details when closer to the time!

43 Blondie 06.29.09 at 4:38 pm

Sounds like a plan! I’m here!

44 Katrina 06.30.09 at 10:17 am

Excellent, Blondie! See you on futurer threads!

45 Katrina 07.02.09 at 10:30 am

Theresa- Laaaaaaaast exit to Brooklyn! Laaaaaaaaaaast chance to turn around!

46 Kristabelle 07.02.09 at 10:39 am

Katrina – you do realize it’s going to be hotter than hot and huuuuuuuumid in DC in the 4th week of July, right??? Enjoy! I was just telling my husband this morning that we need to go to the zoo, but he votes for October, when it’s manageable!

47 Katrina 07.04.09 at 3:39 pm

Kristabelle- Yup. It was over 100 degrees when we last went to DC, but college-visiting needs to be done then. GW, Georgetown and American. Most inside things are air conditioned, and we put up with the rest. But thank you of your caveat. If Killer’s smaller bigger brother actually ends up there for four years, I plan some cooler trips, too!

48 bingley 07.09.09 at 2:27 am

Tsk. The panda is not out of service at all! Note the angle of the ear and whiskers: this pandarail is in fact going really fast, and the picture is simply a very high-speed capture. This split-second shot thus gives the impression of stillness, in the way a picture of a cat thrown into the air appears to be hovering.

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