[Calico glass sliding down bar towards you]

by Meg on June 25, 2009

Sender-Inner Matt M. says this is his friend’s kitten.

We think he just ordered a drink at THE BEST BAR EVAR!

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{ 130 comments }

1 Kissyfur 06.25.09 at 6:13 am

I’ll have two glasses please:3

2 Jenn in IL 06.25.09 at 6:15 am

Awww, kilteh! How will he get out? Looks yummy though…like a mudslide with caramel in it…mmmm…

3 One Eyed Daruma 06.25.09 at 6:16 am

I love the little paw clinging to the edge. I always sleep with one hand (paw) sticking out of the covers, so I feel a kinship (kittenship?)

4 Nicole 06.25.09 at 6:20 am

I’ll take a kitten on the rocks.

Shaken, not stirred.

5 Metz 06.25.09 at 6:24 am

Ah yes, a rare vintage indeed. The boquet it swipes at your nose with sharp points with just a hint of the tiniest of mews.

6 emudoug 06.25.09 at 6:26 am

it’s like that 8 foot octopus in the 15 inch box at the new england aquarium!

7 GingerBean 06.25.09 at 6:29 am

I think…I…… I just died. Death by cute shock. Are you KIDDING me?! Can we get a COXCU on that face?

8 thepetmuseum 06.25.09 at 6:31 am

Tell me where that bar is. I must go there.

9 Anna 06.25.09 at 6:32 am

Please don’t let this picture make people do crazy things with innocent pets… All to get on a website :-S

10 Bryn 06.25.09 at 6:34 am

I know you’re not supposed to guzzle wine, but just this once. *glurpity-glurpity-glurp*

11 jen 06.25.09 at 6:38 am

awwwww, kitten should be snorgled in warm hands, not in cold glass. awwwwww. hand him over, immediatez!

12 Estlin 06.25.09 at 6:39 am

Anna: it would appear that the kitten is comfortable. Cats can roll up in the weirdest positions in the strangest of places. This wine glass is a case in point.

13 Claudia 06.25.09 at 6:42 am

Just when I thought… Nevermind.

TOO FREAKING CUTE FOR WORDS!

14 pyrit 06.25.09 at 6:43 am

Furmentation.

15 rafafoo 06.25.09 at 6:45 am

All I can think is: Hairballs!!!!

16 Katt! 06.25.09 at 6:47 am

“Hit me again, barkeep… and make it a litter.”

17 DKN 06.25.09 at 6:47 am

Ooohhh…This wine has nice legs.

18 260Oakley 06.25.09 at 6:47 am

This wine has legs; four, to be exact.

19 260Oakley 06.25.09 at 6:47 am

Jinx! DKN

20 chanpon 06.25.09 at 6:50 am

Oooh, best vintage ever!

21 Stephieee 06.25.09 at 6:51 am

Bonsai kitten?

22 Kar 06.25.09 at 6:55 am

I have sympathetic back pains just looking at this one. Such a eety-beety.

23 mel15 06.25.09 at 6:57 am

Obviously someone put the kitten in the glass…he would’ve knocked it over if he tried to jump into it on his own. I don’t know if I’m a fan of people sticking their pets in confining places for a photo op. Oh well, he does seem pretty comfy though:)

24 Pheas 06.25.09 at 6:57 am

Hee@pyrit!

Kitteh, I could drink a case of you …. o/~

25 DKN 06.25.09 at 7:00 am

You owe me a coke, 260Oakley! ;)

26 Pheas 06.25.09 at 7:04 am

They used red, white, AND black grapes in this one!

27 lucky Cliff 06.25.09 at 7:12 am

and they OBVIOUSLY left her in there for HOURS until it died of exhaustion struggling to escape. Rest in Peace little Calico Kitty.

28 Rachel 06.25.09 at 7:16 am

Amazing how kittehs can sqarsh themselves into the tiniest of spaces. Like a 15 pound cat in a shoebox…

29 Claudia 06.25.09 at 7:17 am

LMAOOOO lucky Cliff.

30 Meaghan 06.25.09 at 7:19 am

It reminds me of the Bonzai Kitten.

31 Mikeyfur 06.25.09 at 7:22 am

Is that a tiny paw on the edge of the glass?! Precious baby…Sleeping happily…Looks to be quite comfortable.

32 Trabb's Boy 06.25.09 at 7:27 am

Paw straw! Paw straw! Paw straw!!!!!! I am drunk on cute.

33 Pete 06.25.09 at 7:28 am

Nope, no way this entry will cause a storm of controversy…

34 ffauna 06.25.09 at 7:31 am

It sure is cute, but this photo made me feel uncomfortable about kitten getting suffocated, or getting hurt by broken glass (if it tipped over). I’m sure it was just a short period of time for a photo op, but I wouldn’t do that personally.

35 BeckyMonster 06.25.09 at 7:34 am

Pheas

Is that a Tori Amos reference?? Nice B-side knowledge there buddy. LOVE Tori.

Anyhoo, I would welcome the hangover that comes along with this Pino Kittoir

36 hon glad 06.25.09 at 7:39 am

Bouquet of kitteh.

37 Pheas 06.25.09 at 7:39 am

@BeckyMonster — Joni Mitchell, actually, but I’ll bet a Tori cover would be good. Will have to check it out.

38 Mouchois Melvin 06.25.09 at 7:45 am

Something about this picture makes me terribly uneasy. Lol

39 Mary Jane 06.25.09 at 7:46 am

I think kittens are a fifth form of matter with unique space-filling properties.

40 Hope 06.25.09 at 7:49 am

BeckyMonster – that would more appropriately be a Joni Mitchell reference. (A song that Tori admits that she wish she’d written herself.)

A fluffy, calico-colored kitty toast to fabulous women!

41 Theo 06.25.09 at 7:50 am

I like how the word “barkeep” is made up of “bark” and “eep”.
You’re welcome.
I’ll get my coat.

42 Metz 06.25.09 at 8:03 am

*shaking head @ Theo*
Are you saying this is a doggie bar? ;-)

43 Theo 06.25.09 at 8:14 am

Sorry, was I actually saying something? :?

44 brinnann 06.25.09 at 8:32 am

Wow, Theo, I was beginning to think you’d killed the comments until that last one showed up. :lol: Granted, it’s not worth reading, but still…

45 brinnann 06.25.09 at 8:32 am

Hmm, forgot to add :roll:

46 BeckyMonster 06.25.09 at 8:42 am

Tori did cover the Joni Mitchell song, and quite well if I do say so myself. I heard Tori’s version before I knew it was by Joni. Forgive me!!!

47 Metz 06.25.09 at 8:44 am

We don’t eat kittnz here! We slurp them up with a straw!!

48 Paunchie 06.25.09 at 8:45 am

someone tell me how to do an eye roll emoticon!

that kittayn looks like an ice cream sundae to me! Yum.

49 Theo 06.25.09 at 8:47 am

You should see me at parties. :D I swear I could go into business, marketing my non sequitur & earworm services to folks trapped in uncomfortable conversations.

50 Annapolitan 06.25.09 at 8:47 am

Yeah, I’m of two minds about this. She is the cutest little thing in the history of calicos, but the wineglass thing makes me cringe. I foster kittens and I see how mama cats can get when their little ones are taken from their side for even a minute.

So I have to imagine that mama cat is nearby, and someone scooped this sleeping baby up very gently, placed her in the wineglass, snapped a photo or two, and baby was back in the nest without a whisker out of place before her mama even missed her.

Please don’t tell me differently, because otherwise I can’t enjoy the photo.

[Sorry, can't help you. That kitten really is made out of wine. - Ed.]

51 Theo 06.25.09 at 8:48 am

PS — what ARE you two talking about?
[whistling nonchalantly]

52 catloveschanel 06.25.09 at 8:54 am

A little hair of the dog….

53 Metz 06.25.09 at 8:54 am

:lol:
Hmm, what was I talking about again?
Bark-eep another (hic) glass of Chatonnay!

54 Theo 06.25.09 at 8:57 am

I prefer a nice rich catbernet, myself.

55 Pheas 06.25.09 at 9:03 am

Purrlot! Furraz!

56 Cambridge Rat Mom 06.25.09 at 9:05 am

No, barkeep, no more Fuzzy Navels for me; I want to try a Fuzzy Kitten, instead.

57 Lucy's Mommeh 06.25.09 at 9:16 am

Oh, Listen to the Caroline Lavelle version of “Case of you”
http://www.carolinelavelle.com/discography.html

She plays with Loreena McKennitt sometimes. She’s AWESOME!

58 matt 06.25.09 at 9:17 am

hey guys, i took and submitted said photo. just want to be clear that the cat was not scared or harmed in ANY way. he’s quite the feisty creature and my friend and i were just playing around for a few minutes taking snaps. there was no chance at harm, or of the glass falling and breaking or anything of the sort.

maybe a few more will make it to cute overload ;)

59 Elisha B. 06.25.09 at 9:17 am

Poor baby…looks sort of sad. Beautiful kitty though, hope it made it back to mommie!

60 writtenwyrdd 06.25.09 at 9:29 am

I hope you put this in next year’s calendar.

61 Theo 06.25.09 at 9:29 am

Next next year’s calendar, maybe.

62 Kar 06.25.09 at 9:39 am

Matt, I’m curious how the heck he crawled up the glass stem to get in there for his nap.

63 Mary (the first) 06.25.09 at 9:41 am

Two of my most favoritest things at one time: 1) Kitten 2) jug of wine. A cozy fire and a good book or movie on TV and I would be a very happy person. VERY happy. (And maybe some pasta. That would be good too.)

64 BeckyMonster 06.25.09 at 9:55 am

Matt,

You can try all you want, but we ALL KNOW that you are a cruel and EEEEEEEvil pet owner. I have already called PETA, but they’re busy protecting flies…
Seriously though, I would gulp that kitten down in a hot second, and ask the bartender to leave the bottle!

65 Entropy's Bitch 06.25.09 at 9:59 am

kitties get in and out of tiny things by themselves. While this one didn’t get in by himself, I’m sure that he was fine. Honestly, do you think that glass would still be intact if he didn’t want to be there?
Waiter, there’s a furball in my wine.

66 Jewel 06.25.09 at 10:02 am

I admittedly like the Tori Amos version more than the original by Joni Mitchell.

This kitten is adorable, and while it may not have been able to crawl into the wine glass by itself, kittens certainly DO crawl into all sorts of teeny tiny spaces and seem impossible, and snuggle right in. So I’m not worried about this one. A tasty feline noir!

67 brinnann 06.25.09 at 10:04 am

Dangit Teho, why you always gotsta do that to me?!

Paunchie :roll: = : roll : (without the spaces)

68 Nancy (orig) 06.25.09 at 10:13 am

Dat glas is definately half full!

69 GingerBean 06.25.09 at 10:15 am

I believe this picture explains how this kitten can fit into a glass…
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-cat-can-be-a-liquid.jpg

70 Laura Mae 06.25.09 at 10:50 am

This wine has a very sweet nose.

71 marthava 06.25.09 at 11:03 am

Theo…i just ate my lunch and you made me feel sick from laughing (without any sound…in my cube)…bark…eep…that is SO dumb…it really made me laugh (internally – hence the upset stomach) a lot :D

72 Annapolitan 06.25.09 at 11:23 am

Matt, thanks for the word of reassurance. The photo IS adorable and I’m sure Cute Overload wouldn’t publish something that even hinted at mistreatment.

With my background in feline rescue, I’ve encountered people that have unwittingly annoyed or distressed cats because they simply didn’t know any better. (And I include myself in that group. *gulp*)

73 DaytimeDeb 06.25.09 at 11:26 am

Blinks… is that a kitten I see in my glass?
Time to quit, I’m seeing things.
Bark–eep, close my tab
and call me a cab

74 DaytimeDeb 06.25.09 at 11:40 am

Hmm.. If I lost the first line and switched things around a bit, I would have kitten-in-glass Haiku. I would have noticed that earlier if I had more coffee this AM..

Bark–eep, close my tab
Time to quit, I’m seeing things
Please call me a cab

I know, I’m early for Friday Haiku.

75 cath 06.25.09 at 11:52 am

lucky Cliff: you had me giggling there. thanks :)

Theo: Your non-sequitur (why does spell check underline that word? It’s psyching me out) service sounds great. I’m often in need of a drastic subject change to lighten or de-awkward-ify the mood. I hear Florence is lovely this time of year.

76 Jessy 06.25.09 at 11:53 am

Wine Spectator gives this one a 94. It has a moist, appealing nose, a bold, sinuous middle, and a soft, smooth finish.

77 cath 06.25.09 at 11:55 am

Also, this [s]kitten[/s] wine is delightful, if a little feisty. I’m sure it will mellow with age.

78 Redheaded Mama 06.25.09 at 12:19 pm

OMG, she’s so LEEETTLE.. I’d love to snuggle her and then give her back to her rightful owner, I swear!! No, that’s not a kitten mewling from my bag, I have no idea where that sound is coming from.
I’d say next time try a balloon style wine glass, she’d look perfect in one that I have, lol.

79 LisaL 06.25.09 at 12:22 pm

*gasps* I’ll take a glass of sweet sweet kitten!

80 leslie thomas 06.25.09 at 12:26 pm

Theo (I’m certain that I’m about to reveal hopeless ignorance to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE) but since I’m a cat-person, I’m *curious* ….what is the deal? “Doggie bar”??
(mind you, I don’t party or gallivant at/ to pubs very frequently, so please include training wheels …& forgiveness…?) Thanx — Peace– etc.

81 Theo 06.25.09 at 12:28 pm

Um, the doggie bar wasn’t actually my idea, so… baroooo?

82 KittehToez 06.25.09 at 12:29 pm

The paw on the edge of the glass is just too much.

83 Metz 06.25.09 at 12:36 pm

:oops: Sorry, my bad, I was liberally interpreting Theo’s “Bark-eep” as coming from a doggie, and since it wouldn’t be a Kitteh Bar with a kitteh in the wine glass I imagined it
was a Doggie Bar, where a hard working pup goes to hang with his pals after a long day of sniffing, panting, peeing, etc…& tosses back a few.
‘Course the favored drink of the Blue Collar pup would be whatever’s on Tab(by). ;-)

84 Katrina 06.25.09 at 12:38 pm

Kitten has no bones-at-all!

85 danielie 06.25.09 at 12:53 pm

Haha, I love how the kitty’s face is content on the glass. XD

86 Heidi B. 06.25.09 at 12:58 pm

Usually I like my wine aged, but I’ll take it!

87 Theresa 06.25.09 at 1:02 pm

Well-mixed!

88 Ginger 06.25.09 at 1:09 pm

I need….. wine. Right. Just pass me the glass…..

89 Marie 06.25.09 at 1:28 pm

Okay, someone dropped that teeny Calico inside that wine glass…

…and I love that person! Good sense of humor!

90 kibblenibble 06.25.09 at 1:39 pm

Hey, brinnann thanks for telling paunchie how to do the eye roll emoticon, I want to try it! :roll:

BTW, where do you learn how to do these things? I wanna play, too!

91 kibblenibble 06.25.09 at 1:41 pm

Yay! It worked! BTW teeny calico kitteh might be a dessert wine, she looks pretty sweet!

92 brinnann 06.25.09 at 1:54 pm

In the CuteTalk forum (eez leenkeed under “Tawk Amongst Yuhselves”), we have emoticons we can click on to paste into our comments. When it pastes into the comment you’re typing, it shows you the code thingy rather than the picture. For some reason our CT codes (for that at least) work in the CO comments as well.

[CuteTalk is a bulletin board, though, which allows BBcode snippets; WordPress only allows very limited HTML in comments - Ed.]

93 cheshirekittehkat 06.25.09 at 2:58 pm

‘K, Bar-person-keeper: Gimme a drinkee jes liek taht wun; butt no glass; jes kitteh……. :wink:

94 Mary (the first) 06.25.09 at 3:54 pm

Ok, DaytimeDeb, you’re a cab.

95 Failboat9000 06.25.09 at 4:41 pm

You’ve got to be careful with these kind of images, CO….. Many people go throughout their lives unaware they have a recessive kittyholic gene; one picture like this could send those poor people into full-on 6 snorgle-a-day Kittenholism!!!
=^,^= m
Yoo GOTTA be more ’sponsible!
;p

96 Neopatra 06.25.09 at 4:42 pm

Ah, a fine Mee-yerhe-lot!
:-)

97 Failboat9000 06.25.09 at 4:47 pm

You’ve got to be more careful about these kind of images, CO…
Some people go throughout their entire lives never realizing they have a genetic predisposition towards becoming a kittyholic; one picture like this could send those poor people into full-on 6 snorgle-a-day Kittenholism!!!
=^,^= m
Yoo GOTTA be more ’sponsible. K? k.
;p

98 Failboat 9000 06.25.09 at 4:51 pm

Oops…. Interwebs stutter. Sorry ’bout that… Next round’s on me.

99 leslie thomas 06.25.09 at 4:55 pm

thanks fer thu’ untangling, to both Theo (sorry that i misapplied the use of the phrase) &
to Metz…as I mentioned…much is missing from my “sophistication” dictionary. (Shoot, I hardly even go INTO bars, much less having ability to distinguish “doggy bars” from other types ….)
Ennyway, thanks again for the eddification & or elucidation & or ….

(you get the idea). Peace.

100 Froggy 06.25.09 at 5:24 pm

Made from the finest kittens.

101 DaytimeDeb 06.25.09 at 5:48 pm

@Mary(the first): LOL! And stop calling me Shirley.

102 AuntieMame 06.25.09 at 6:03 pm

I’m usually a teetotaller, but I think I’d make an exception for a glass of this.

103 tracylee 06.25.09 at 6:15 pm

gimme gimme!
keep ‘em coming!

104 mark tuit 06.25.09 at 7:04 pm

Is it a cat-bernet?

105 Mrs. McGinty 06.25.09 at 7:44 pm

pyrit: I’ll see your Furmentation, and raise you one Purrmentation ;) .

106 Teresa 06.25.09 at 10:56 pm

GIGGLE :twisted: You and your friend are so lucky, Matt, that I was not there :twisted: I would say “What is that in the corner?” before I would scoop kitty out of glass and stuff inside my shirt :twisted:

107 sky flower 06.25.09 at 11:24 pm

ohhhhh!!!
this really looks cute!
but i wonder if the cat wont have a hard time goin out from the goblet haha!

108 prissy girl 06.26.09 at 3:17 am

The kitten is ADORABLE but I’m not too sure if I like the idea of it being stuck in the glass like that. I’m sorry, I dont like being the “bad guy” but I dont think that was too cool.

109 Patricia 06.26.09 at 6:08 am

I have a full grown cat that will stuff herself into the smallest spaces she can find to sleep in. Boxes are a favorite too but they can’t be big, if they are big she ignores them, if they are small enough she has to stuff herself into them, then she won’t get out of the thing.

Cats have odd sleeping habbits and positions.

110 Wolfie 06.26.09 at 6:20 am

Okay, I’m a smidge perturbed by the squashed kitten… but I’m also “awwww!”… and it IS a pretty picture… and it IS one of my favorite wines (Cannonau Di Sardegna, YUM!).

111 halfbloodme 06.26.09 at 6:29 am

A picture that brought a smile to my face on an otherwise black day. So very cute.

112 Kar 06.26.09 at 6:32 am

How is no one else awwwing at that wittle nose?

113 Mel 06.26.09 at 7:40 am

Awwww.

And to anyone that is worried, or thinks this is cruel – try living with any cat that attempts to do stuff like this on their own. Cats love being in small places, it reassures them. My baby boy often finds himself smooshed into a little corner of a window ledge – refusing to use the entire ledge where he can stretch out and be comfortable, noooo, he wants the ledge that makes him all mooshed up. Go figure. I’m sure the kitten was happy and fine (when mine was smaller, he used to, all by himself, curl up in my shoes – and i do not have big feet:)

114 Katrina 06.26.09 at 8:01 am

Oh, yes, Kar, there is.

115 Snacktime 06.26.09 at 8:46 am

a Black & Tan with some cream, or a not-quite-mixed kahlua & cream…

116 Lindsy 06.26.09 at 10:26 am

Omigosh some ppl need to get a life!!!!!

Anyway SO cute! :)

Have you ever seen kitten try to crawl into tiny spaces they do it all the time boxes, jars, containers, glasses….etc…..

I’m sure this was for a photo op but who cares! It’s not like the cat was left in there for days.

117 Tracey 06.26.09 at 11:58 am

awww!!! – sooo itsy beeetsy teeny weeny bebeh kittehh!! lol, i tinks dis is solushunz for diabetics. no more icky-tasting splenda or that blue packet -tada! kitteh in a glass! like simple syrup, it’s pourable and goes with everything. but all natural instead. :) – how old is this lil darlin’?? :)

118 Vana Koren 06.26.09 at 12:57 pm

I don’t think it’s a good idea to put your cat in a wine glass. What if the wine glass somehow broke by accident while the kittey was inside. Be careful. That’s just a baby kittah too and doesn’t belong in a wine glass for a picture all bunched up like that. Please take care of your precious kittey.

119 matt 06.26.09 at 1:51 pm

vana, how would the glass ’somehow break by accident’? if you read my reply above, the ‘kitteh’ was very safe and was just playing around with us. no harm or chance of harm.

120 brinnann 06.26.09 at 2:03 pm

*pats Matt on the back* There, there. Ignore the nuffs. There are plenty of us who greatly appreciate your submishe.

121 anner 06.26.09 at 5:13 pm

in order to keep sediment like this out of your glass, it’s best to decat the wine before serving.

122 Ashley 06.26.09 at 6:24 pm

Too bad I’m underage.

123 Lerrinus 06.26.09 at 7:07 pm

No one’s underage at the ani-bar lounge! *hic* another glass please!

and thanks for finally clearing up how to do the cool emoticons! ;-)

124 Trin 06.27.09 at 8:01 am

My 8# full grown tuxie girl, has required me to put a baby safety latch on my kitchen drawers…. she learned how to get the lower one open, climb up the back of the cabinet and squish into the silverware drawer… Where she can easily get herself out, but is rather scary for humans just wanting a spoon for cereal.

125 Katrina 06.27.09 at 9:15 am

Anner-Niiiice. Do you let it breathe or meow?

126 O 06.28.09 at 5:30 am

Wow, where can we buy that wine? I’d take a glass o’ calikitty anytime!

127 nes 06.28.09 at 7:31 am

That kitten is so cute!! Could you post a high res pic so I can use it as my desktop WP? I am totally stuck on this kittie :)

128 Nicole and emma 06.29.09 at 2:33 pm

Oh My God that cat is so cute the way it poseitioned and everything its so cute!! <3
i like how it fits in the wine glass

129 Jennifer 06.30.09 at 2:14 pm

I feel bad for the kitten in this picture. Someone placed the kitty in that glass and I wonder if they had to scrunch him down in order to get him in there?

Poor kitty.

130 AbbieM 07.01.09 at 3:15 pm

Now, if the bottle had just been French, say from the CHATeau de Adorable, then this would be over the top. As it is, it’s just the cuuuutest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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