Nice privacy tail, Taters

Some kittehs, like “Taters” here, STILL KNOW what it means to not show your hiney to the world. Thanks, Taters.

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Misty C., if only today’s generation of kittehs could keep things under wraps like Taters, here.

56 comments … read them below or add one

  1. rdbeader says:

    Protectin’ his Tater Tots….!

  2. cheesybird says:

    Good usage of the privacy tail and an A+ for some awesome symmetry!

    Way to go Taters! You show ‘em how it’s done!

  3. Hila says:

    This made me go “SQUEEEEEE!!!” out loud at the office, which led to a group of concerned colleagues asking if I’m in pain of something :) )) Thank you, CO.

  4. Nano's Mom says:

    Tater’s is AWESome. I have made all 3 kittehs look at this picture. We will have no more “naughty bits” showing.

  5. Annie says:

    “Don’t u wish your taters were hot like me” – I prefer to see this as a bur-lay-que move, right before the goods are flashed! ….i feel so dirty…..(hides face in shame)

  6. Decca says:

    That tail is like a kitty g-string.

  7. Haha. Taters is one classy kitty
    Such an adorable little fellow!

  8. kzgz says:

    Taters, Taters, Taters! Those markings, the tail placement: SO symmetrical.

    Who else wants to take hold of those paddy paws and smooch them?

  9. Emerson says:

    Perfect name.

  10. Amy says:

    It’s so much more provacative when it a little something is left to the imagination, isn’t it, Taters? (Please don’t be insulted by my use of the word “little”, my feline friend!)

  11. Elisha B. says:

    But people…. look at those TOES!!! Don’t they just call you to play wif ‘em? Could play with Taters all day!! Bet he is lots of fun:)

  12. marion banks-wilkinson says:

    Wow, marmalicous ginger persons!! Lovable pink paw pussy cat with super stripey tail! Hey though I sent a pic of my puss Commodore Fluffy Paws III and he had his modesty tail in position and you never showed him!!!

  13. T.U.M. says:

    Is Taters related to Waffles?

  14. 260Oakley says:

    Looks like his feet have been squished flat. Wait, that would make him Mashed Paw Taters.

  15. hon glad says:

    Taters graduated from the Miss Hermione Marmie school of eticat and deportment.

  16. Lerrinus says:

    *groans* @ Oakley!!!!! :-D

  17. Jenn in IL says:

    Taters…what an ADORABLE name for an ADORABLE and modest kitteh. Love him.

  18. Theresa says:

    Perhaps the Squirrel Underpants could be adapted for kittehs.
    http://www.smallanimaldecency.com/

  19. Juno says:

    Awwwww . . . the nose, the paws, the toe beans, the overly conscientious privacy tail. I love Taters!

  20. Rex the Wonder Cat says:

    awe! i just want to grab his cute little rabbit-like hind feets.

  21. pyrit says:

    Watch out, Taters, Winston will eat you up!

  22. Kristabelle says:

    Utter contentment on that face!

    Of course, this reminds me of Ron White’s “They call me Tater Salad”…

  23. MG says:

    OMG so cute. Love the name Taters!!

  24. pyrit says:

    Kristabelle – Me too. I immediately thought of Ron White’s, “They call me Tater Salad.”
    So, so, so funny.

  25. kibblenibble says:

    Oakley:
    “Mashed Paw Taters” Snerk! As for Mr. Taters, it was love at first site for me. He’s smiling, people!

  26. thepetmuseum says:

    And such a nice fat tail for the purpose….what ought a skinnytailed cat to do??

  27. sheepy says:

    I do like the “just slipped into a warm bath” expression on his face, too (or whatever the equivalent form of relaxation is for cats would be…)

  28. sheepy says:

    erm…yeah, take out the “is” in that one. my bad.

  29. Kristabelle says:

    pryit – Do you go by any aliases??? ;-)

  30. Katrina says:

    ‘pyrit’ isn’t an alias? Go figure.

  31. Kristabelle says:

    Err, guess it would be helpful if I spelled “pyrit” correctly. Oops. :oops:

  32. nismo says:

    Delectable toebeans!

  33. pyrit says:

    hee. Sure! They call me Salad Bar.

  34. Metz says:

    All hands prepare for Snorgle Factor 10!
    Engage!

  35. Charlie says:

    His paws remind me of taters om nom nom! imma bite them o.o

  36. Cat says:

    This is one contentables looking Kitty too.

  37. Jessy says:

    ROFL@ “Tater Tots.”

    Taters is precious, precious, precious! Love the privacy tail!

  38. chanpon says:

    This is almost like Kitty Transformers – if you flipped him over, he’d practically be in compact kitty loaf mode.

  39. Kar says:

    How are you supposed to rub his tummy with that long tail in the way? Or snorgle it?

  40. Squizzer says:

    re: “thepetmuseum 06.24.09 at 7:28 am

    And such a nice fat tail for the purpose….what ought a skinnytailed cat to do??”

    Wouldn’t that be like a cat tail thong?

  41. Samantha says:

    I have a friend with a cat named Taters! Though as far as I know she doesn’t use a privacy tail like this.

  42. Paunchie says:

    HAHAHAHAAAA

    the leg splayage keels me

    what a funneh cat! What’s taters, precious? What’s taters eh??

  43. Marie says:

    Love how his paws are color coordnated with the linen. Nice touch.

  44. Starlinguk says:

    Our George is quite happy to show his hiney to the world. He’s never done the privacy tail thang in his life!

    Boys …

  45. Andrew says:

    I couldn’t resist the urge to coo at this wonderful darling. It was all subconsciously I believe, of which he had me going before I even realized it. X3

  46. pyrit says:

    It’s like a brake pedal, stick shift, gas pedal, and fuzzy dashboard!

  47. Mary (the first) says:

    I can’t help feeling Tater’s humans may have assisted him in his paw and tail formations. That’s all I’m saying. (Oh, besides, assistance or not, I would love to snorgle Tater’s tummy.)

  48. catloveschanel says:

    Little known fact that cats are ticklish if you touch the hairs lightly between the paw pads. What a perfect oppor-tickle-tunity.

  49. bev says:

    @paunchie – “Po-tay-toes. Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, put ‘em in a stew.”

    That exchange happens EVERY TIME my family has any sort of potato dish.

    This particular Tater just needs to be snorgled.

  50. dia says:

    Pshaw. Just look at the smug smirk on Mr. Taters’s face. You think your hiney is too good for me Taters?!

  51. Teresa says:

    AWW :) What a cutie :) With the tail covering the “naughty bits”, I want to know is Taters a boy kitty or a girl kitty?

  52. Misty says:
  53. Subhangi says:

    ROFL!

  54. Carlisa says:

    If Jack Sparrow had this comepuss with him, he woulda found the rum!1!

  55. Rofle12 says:

    That is just cute!! He is really a well mannered Kitty!!

  56. nice little bushy privacy tail! Covers everything!

    cute nose, lovely pink paws.

    Cats are cute. XD