“Endcat”, the cat who pounces on unsuspecting C.O. readers, has spotted you.
Good luck recovering from this Wilford Brimley marmalade action.
As spotted on gawker.com.
It’s Over, Johnny
June 23, 2009 By
“Endcat”, the cat who pounces on unsuspecting C.O. readers, has spotted you.
Good luck recovering from this Wilford Brimley marmalade action.
As spotted on gawker.com.
Wow…
Endcat lands on me, claws unfurled. I emit a cry of bleen.
INCOMING!
Check out the inter-digital floofies!
C’mere kitteh, pounce on me!
Look at the bbboooonnnnneeeessss!
BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want you to land on me, bebeh.
Ok, can I give up now or is it too late?
more like “memelade”, heh
Maybe he’s just hovering.
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Hmm, shave his chest and he’d bear an uncanny resemblance to Mickey Rourke in “The Wrestler”.
*waits patiently by the monitor for Berthaservant’s comment*
Oh, and may I add, LOL exuberantly at Lizzy.
well, not AT her, you know, it’s just…
oh never mind.
*goes back to waiting*
They don’t look like ‘claws of death’, more like the ‘claws of backup dancer in the ‘Thriller’ video’.
Hah! Get *that* brainworm out of your head.
Wow! I love it.
@Lizzy: I think most people could use something like this…
@momof2kittiesandapuppeh: hee
“Prepare to be annihilated! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!”
Or, put a Speedo on Endcat and paint his face… couple of wristbands…
@Lizzy: “Proof through Floof” made me snort in a most unbecoming manner… but it was worth it!
I love the action photo. I too am picturing Mr. Marmie in a wrestling ring.
Someone should photoshop a cape on this cat.
SURPRISE DIABEETUS!
Here comes one BIG KITTY
Thanksgiving Parade already??
No way. No way! :O
It’s too magnificent!
@Lizzie You are hilarious!
@Beth: LOL! I just snorted Diet Coke, but in a good way!
Surely this one of the new stills from “Bad Boys 3″ starring Martin Lawrence, Will Smith and Wilford Brimley cat!
“THIS TIME IT’S CUTE!”
Can someone tell me what “bleen” means? It’s not defined in the Glossary and I’ve been dying to know LOL.
Please and thank you : D
Can I stare at this for the next 6 hours rather than my organic chem book? It would be so much more pleasant. And less mind numbing.
Floof of fury.
That proves even big kitties can fly when given the motivation._Woods Walker
“Bleen” is an expression of delight/joy/awe/excitement etc, etc, etc.
It can be an interjection (“Bleen!”) or a verb (“When I saw that I just Bleened”). I don’t think I’ve ever seen it as an adjective or an adverb, but then again, I’m not a CO veteran.
In very rare cases, it is used for censoring naughty words.
DIABEETUS
LOVE. THAT. CAT.
mad props for the nod to Wilford Brimley
Wow, great special effects! You can’t even see the wires holding him up!
This cat is just…SUPERCAT!!!
Goodyear?
Not now, Cato!
All he needs is several strings dangling from him in the fashion of Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons.
@Beth – I had a mouth full of water when I read your comment. It took everything I had not to douse my keyboard with it… HAAAAAAAA!
I’m sorry, Tigress, that is not correct.
But I dare not explain.
If he ever wants to practise, I’m volunteering as his target!
Beth, Niiiiiiiiiiiice. Kristabelle-I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, do remember the virtues of bibs.
I think that cat has been tossed. Or launched from a catapult (ha!). No way could he attain that height and velocity himself. And he (she?) looks very disapproving, so this could not have been the cat’s idea!
Must be a toss-a-kitty game like maybe to go with the whack-a-kitty …. they must be having a kitty karnival somewheres.
He/She was probably tossed, but either way.. Its still adorable..
“Bleen” is what you say if you think you have the first comment because if you say “first” it puts Theo’s knickers in a bunch and no one wants that. So now “bleen” has become something of a catch-all term. “Puppiesandkitties” put it in his/her comment thinking he/she was first.
Theo wears knickers!
[ *silent stare* - Ed.]
Theo wears , oh no he doesn’t…
So if pigs COULD fly, I guess that day came,
scratch that, meant to say, oh no you didn’t pyrit
Cannon Ball!
Wilford Brimley kitty says “Eat your oatmeal!”
Hee hee– glad the “surprise diabeetus” got some liquid reactions. Hope I didn’t ruin anyone’s computer!
EEE, this has to be one of the best pics ever. There is nothing finer than an airborne Persian kitteh!
I think this cat has every ability to jump into this position, especially from a lateral or higher place. I have scars to prove it. Not corgis, but butterscotch long hairs-oh, yeah!
smooshie face delight!
Does he watch the WWF (wrestling) on TV?
(Beautiful cat.)
I still don’t get Beth’s “suprise diabeetus!” comment, is this a movie reference?
I’ve been trying to puzzle it out all night!
Never mind, I looked it up and found it!