Llonely llama, llying llimp and llistless, llacking llove. Llong lluxurious locks, lleft at this llofty llatitude, llie llike llukewarm llava, lleaching llife and lleaving llegs llike llinguini. Llet’s llop her lload to a llower llevel, llest she lliquify!
Llovely llenswork, Rachel S.
Llove the llama! Woohoo!
That’s almost Joycean. Apropos for Bloomsday.
Lazy Llama?
Funny rollover text!
Langourous Llamma lays lugubriously latent.
la la la la Llama!
I should definitely be commenting on this entry
.
Man you guys are so creative………. How do you come up with this stuffs?
Llol ! <— see wut I did thar?
This llama’s lliterary illllustration made me LLOLL !!
I’m imagining someone reading it with the Welsh “ll” instead of the Spanish pronunciation. Anyone standing close by would get covered in spit, and not from the llama!
Also makes a nice throw rug.
Ack, camelid ennui! That’s almost as bad as lagomorph disapproval.
Lloyd (gotta be her name), wanna come to my house and play Scrabble?
Apathetic alpaca anguishes, absent amorous admirers.
Ah, CO, how I love thee. Where else can we get our Qte served up with alliteration AND Black-Eyed Peas references?
Sorry, here I go with the TMI thing again…
I think that’s the position llady llamas assume for breeding.
The following llink is rated R…..
http://static.etnies.com/site-images/news/article/breeding.jpg
Delurking because it needs to be posted!
here’s a llama
there’s a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but I never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama’s llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is this how it’s told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
I’ve run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
(And this is a Song That Never Ends.)
I llove this llama, her head is very tiny compared to llarge ffurry body. She has a Qt look on her face. May be ssheepish, given pile of llama ppoo over behind the fence.
*goes out to find llama to hug*
Lucy’s Mommeh–was just reviewing the comments for “Most Blorpiest” (hadn’t been back there in a while), and the answer to your question is “no.” The name Cutter doesn’t mean a thing to me.
But of course, now I’m REALLY curious as to why you asked in the first place!
I’m also curious how long it took NTMTOM to come up with all those words with all those “L’s” strung together like that! Impressive.
NTMTOM, You raise the bar waaay too high. Very, very clever…Very, very funny!
She’s llanguishing llocked in LL!
And I read this at 1:11. Double vision overload!
WendyPinNJ
Look up Wendy Pini & Elfquest. You’ll understand then.
Llov-er-lly alllll-iteration! Lllooks like llying llama had a Llong Islland Iced Tea…
Llooks llike she needs a Vente Mocha and a Top Pot Donut stat!
maybe a good conditioner, as well.
It’s a push-me-pullll-you
Peeps, who’s the writer of this?
“The one-L lama, he’s a priest…
The two-L llama, he’s a beast…
and I will bet a silk pajama…
There isn’t any three-L lllama.”
allegedlly had the LLong Islland Iced tea…
Llaughing llightheartedly at the llovely llama…
Llong lluxurious locks? surely you meant Llong lluxurious llocks…
puddlpeppers – Lovely poem Ogden Nash?
what a llovelly llama sitting lluxuriouslly in the llush grass, sitting lleisurlly. that llama lloks llike she just got a back massuse <3 ahhnn..
@Sarah Oooh I just discovered the Llama song a couple weeks ago on Youtube! Giggled my butt off! “have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?” hehe.
Have you seen the variations of it? They have one for Frodo from LOTR that gives me the giggles too.
Quick pour some salt on it before it leaves a slime trail!!!
Lliquid Llama?
hmmm…or Lleglless Llama…
@Sarah – oh no! You realize that’s a particularly difficult earworm to eradicate.
@Llucy’s Mommeh, then this must be a LLusty LLascivious LLove-seeking Llady Llama? yes?
Hummingrose-
I’m sooo glad I’m not the only one thinking of Lamuel!!! (sp?)
llama lloafing.
Llewd and llicentious, too!!
I give the alliteration an A+. A give the editing an even A. 1 point docked for:
Locks or llocks?
Of course this is from Mike.
I would llike to think that her name is Llisa-Llotte.
Yea, if it is in alpaca? hey.
You could be a hacka’
if you call that an alpaca
Llooks llike a Llama
with very llittle drama.
Oh, don’t be such a drama llama.
That is truly a beautiful picture and an equally beautiful picture. Llamas are perfection!
“My lumps, my lumps, my lovely llama lumps.”
lloll!
i llove llamas, and i llove you, NTMTOM. (why aren’t there Ls in your name?)
I meant to say “an equally beautiful caption.” I was overcome with Llama Llove and got tongue-tied. ::dabs moist eyes::
@Jebica–I think Llama is the only word Dunnett left out. Hooray for a fellow fan!
Puddlepeppers — I’m going to guess it’s an Ogden Nash. (He did it for the cash.)
Mary (the first)
YESH!
Llovely llady llama llounges llistlessly llonging for a llissome llothario to llove; llatelly llovable llama-boy llotharios llurk lless, lleaving llovely llady llama llonesome…(whew!)
Llumpkin ~ I feel that way some days
Don’t practice your alliteration on me, NTMTOM.
“lleaving llegs llike llinguini…?”
Hmmm. Yeah, maybe not. Llol! But you get the E for effort. Definitely that.
like any other primitive would….
Anyone else now think that llamas look like the mystics from The Dark Crystal?!
“Anyone else now think that llamas look like the mystics from The Dark Crystal?!”
Totally! And, since they helped bring about the end of the world in a way, it’s fitting for the Alpaca Lips that they llook llike llamas.
a”ll”iteration.
@Sarah, Oh, I do like the way you think. Bizah!
@GingerBean; Hee! I love that song. They have a million, I swear, different versions. It’s nuts. But so much fun. My poor husband might just lose his mind if I log onto youtube to start listening to it right now.
@Camille; I do, yes, yes I do. It was the first thing that popped into my head when I read all those double L’s. It’s been in my head ever since. I’m blaming NTMTOM for my earworm. I think you can too if you like. *grin*
It took me a while to find it’s head, I thought it was a fluffy rug.
I think this is actually a llama and not an alpaca. Do we have any experts to confirm?
@Selphie: It looks more like an alpaca because of the amount of hair on top of the head. And alpacas have more delicate features than llamas; however, for the poetic license, let’s just assume it is a llama!
@Cambridge Rat Mom: Why thank you! T’was the first thing that popped into my head. The only problem is since I don’t know enough of the words to sing aloud, all the hubby gets are very random “Llama, llama, duck”s.
Llove the title!
*looks at picture*
*snorts* *laughs*
*laughs louder*
oops! gotta pee!
*runs to ladies’ room*
Shame on you, NTMTOM. You made me pull a “Fergie”!
lumpa lazy lama, that’s what.
Bookkeeper.
:-}
“I have no legs.. I have no legs”
catloveschanel and Argyle Donkeypants–Thanks!!!
let’s ‘ave a light ladle of llama with leek and lavender loaf, please – lord lloyd lichtenstein
Do you think we could get Tom Brokaw to narrate this post? Or maybe Harry Shearer as Tom Brokaw? Because I think that needs to happen.
ROFL!!!
Brilliant!!!!!
ding Oh, don’t be such a drama llama.
Drama Llama is the name my 6-year-old spontaneously gave to her stuffed llama after figuring out how rhyming works.
Also, the lower-case l vs upper-case I thing is messing with my head in this post.
So. This is a Wellsh Llama, no?
(comfoosed? Terry Pratchett’s Wellsh peoplle all tallk with two lls)
Hover text said it had no Alpaca jokes
THE “TWO-ALPACA EXPLANATION” OF WHAT MAKES…
A CHRISTIAN: You have two alpacas. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A COMMUNIST: You have two alpacas. The government seizes both and provides you with fleece.
A FASCIST: You have two alpacas. The government seizes both and sells you the fleece. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
A REPUBLICAN: You have two alpacas. Your neighbor has none. So what?
A DEMOCRAT: You have two alpacas. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your alpacas, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy an alpaca and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two alpacas. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one alpaca, which was a gift from your government.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two alpacas. You sell one, buy a stud, and build a herd of alpacas.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two alpacas. The government takes them both, shoots one, shears the other, pays you for the fleece, then composts the fleece.
AN AMERICAN FARM: You have two alpacas. You sell one, and force the other to produce the fleece of four alpacas. You are surprised when the alpaca drops dead.
A FRENCH FARM: You have two alpacas. You go on strike because you
Want three alpacas.
A JAPANESE FARM: You have two alpacas. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary alpaca and produce twenty times the fleece.
A GERMAN FARM: You have two alpacas. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and shear themselves.
AN ITALIAN FARM: You have two alpacas but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.
AN INDIAN FARM: You have two alpacas. You worship them.
A RUSSIAN FARM: You have two alpacas. You count them and learn you have five alpacas. You count them again and learn you have 42 alpacas. You count them again and learn you have 12 alpacas. You stop counting alpacas and open another bottle of vodka.
Zoe — made me laugh out loud! Thanks!
ZOE!!!! I LOVE YOU!
Zoe, you rock!
Llama Lloaf!
LMAO Zoe!
Zoe, thanks for the laugh! Oh, and pass the vodka!
Zoe, you forgot…
AN IRISH FARM: You have 2 alpacas. You use the fleece to make kilts so they cannot hear your zipper…
(FYI, I’m Irish, so I’m allowed to say this…)
[Er, OK... so, then, what do they do on Scottish farms?
- Ed.]
what a llovelly llama llump. llets tink of sum names for this llovelly llump. llexi, llarry, llori, or llilly!
Just so you all know, the picture is of an Alpaca. Not a llama. Cute though!!