My Llovely Llama Llump

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on June 16, 2009

Llonely llama, llying llimp and llistless, llacking llove.  Llong lluxurious locks, lleft at this llofty llatitude, llie llike llukewarm llava, lleaching llife and lleaving llegs llike llinguini.  Llet’s llop her lload to a llower llevel, llest she lliquify!

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Llovely llenswork, Rachel S.

{ 86 comments }

1 homer mariner 06.16.09 at 9:15 am

Llove the llama! Woohoo!

2 magelly73 06.16.09 at 9:16 am

That’s almost Joycean. Apropos for Bloomsday.

3 DaytimeDeb 06.16.09 at 9:17 am

Lazy Llama?

4 BostonBunny 06.16.09 at 9:20 am

Funny rollover text!

5 hon glad 06.16.09 at 9:23 am

Langourous Llamma lays lugubriously latent.

6 Metz 06.16.09 at 9:25 am

la la la la Llama!

7 llism 06.16.09 at 9:25 am

I should definitely be commenting on this entry :-) .

8 Yodie 06.16.09 at 9:26 am

Man you guys are so creative………. How do you come up with this stuffs?
Llol ! <— see wut I did thar?

9 Mary (the first) 06.16.09 at 9:32 am

This llama’s lliterary illllustration made me LLOLL !!

10 debg 06.16.09 at 9:33 am

I’m imagining someone reading it with the Welsh “ll” instead of the Spanish pronunciation. Anyone standing close by would get covered in spit, and not from the llama!

11 J. 06.16.09 at 9:34 am

Also makes a nice throw rug.

12 Pheas 06.16.09 at 9:39 am

Ack, camelid ennui! That’s almost as bad as lagomorph disapproval.

Lloyd (gotta be her name), wanna come to my house and play Scrabble?

13 Bryn 06.16.09 at 9:42 am

Apathetic alpaca anguishes, absent amorous admirers.

14 anner 06.16.09 at 9:46 am

Ah, CO, how I love thee. Where else can we get our Qte served up with alliteration AND Black-Eyed Peas references?

15 Lucy's Mommeh 06.16.09 at 9:49 am

Sorry, here I go with the TMI thing again…
I think that’s the position llady llamas assume for breeding.
The following llink is rated R…..

http://static.etnies.com/site-images/news/article/breeding.jpg

16 Sarah 06.16.09 at 9:55 am

Delurking because it needs to be posted!

here’s a llama
there’s a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but I never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama’s llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is this how it’s told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
I’ve run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
(And this is a Song That Never Ends.)

17 Susan 06.16.09 at 9:59 am

I llove this llama, her head is very tiny compared to llarge ffurry body. She has a Qt look on her face. May be ssheepish, given pile of llama ppoo over behind the fence.
*goes out to find llama to hug*

18 WendyPinNJ 06.16.09 at 10:06 am

Lucy’s Mommeh–was just reviewing the comments for “Most Blorpiest” (hadn’t been back there in a while), and the answer to your question is “no.” The name Cutter doesn’t mean a thing to me.

But of course, now I’m REALLY curious as to why you asked in the first place!

I’m also curious how long it took NTMTOM to come up with all those words with all those “L’s” strung together like that! Impressive.

19 Mikeyfur 06.16.09 at 10:09 am

NTMTOM, You raise the bar waaay too high. Very, very clever…Very, very funny!

20 hummingrose 06.16.09 at 10:09 am

She’s llanguishing llocked in LL!

21 pyrit 06.16.09 at 10:12 am

And I read this at 1:11. Double vision overload!

22 Lucy's Mommeh 06.16.09 at 10:19 am

WendyPinNJ
Look up Wendy Pini & Elfquest. You’ll understand then.

23 catloveschanel 06.16.09 at 10:26 am

Llov-er-lly alllll-iteration! Lllooks like llying llama had a Llong Islland Iced Tea…
Llooks llike she needs a Vente Mocha and a Top Pot Donut stat!
maybe a good conditioner, as well.

24 Kiragirl 06.16.09 at 10:31 am

It’s a push-me-pullll-you

25 puddlepeppers 06.16.09 at 10:31 am

Peeps, who’s the writer of this?
“The one-L lama, he’s a priest…
The two-L llama, he’s a beast…
and I will bet a silk pajama…
There isn’t any three-L lllama.”

26 catloveschanel 06.16.09 at 10:34 am

allegedlly had the LLong Islland Iced tea…

27 Kristabelle 06.16.09 at 10:34 am

Llaughing llightheartedly at the llovely llama…

28 JigSawMan 06.16.09 at 10:36 am

Llong lluxurious locks? surely you meant Llong lluxurious llocks…

29 catloveschanel 06.16.09 at 10:36 am

puddlpeppers – Lovely poem Ogden Nash?

30 kangaroo (aka anastasia) 06.16.09 at 10:36 am

what a llovelly llama sitting lluxuriouslly in the llush grass, sitting lleisurlly. that llama lloks llike she just got a back massuse <3 ahhnn..

31 GingerBean 06.16.09 at 10:41 am

@Sarah Oooh I just discovered the Llama song a couple weeks ago on Youtube! Giggled my butt off! “have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?” hehe.
Have you seen the variations of it? They have one for Frodo from LOTR that gives me the giggles too.

32 Katiedid 06.16.09 at 10:42 am

Quick pour some salt on it before it leaves a slime trail!!!

33 chanpon 06.16.09 at 10:43 am

Lliquid Llama?

34 chanpon 06.16.09 at 10:44 am

hmmm…or Lleglless Llama…

35 Camille 06.16.09 at 10:47 am

@Sarah – oh no! You realize that’s a particularly difficult earworm to eradicate.

36 Mary (the first) 06.16.09 at 10:54 am

@Llucy’s Mommeh, then this must be a LLusty LLascivious LLove-seeking Llady Llama? yes?

37 Jebica 06.16.09 at 10:54 am

Hummingrose-
I’m sooo glad I’m not the only one thinking of Lamuel!!! (sp?)

38 charliewabba 06.16.09 at 11:01 am

llama lloafing.

39 Theresa 06.16.09 at 11:01 am

Llewd and llicentious, too!!

40 stuck@work 06.16.09 at 11:01 am

I give the alliteration an A+. A give the editing an even A. 1 point docked for:
Locks or llocks?
:)

41 Kar 06.16.09 at 11:06 am

Of course this is from Mike.

42 Katrina 06.16.09 at 11:08 am

I would llike to think that her name is Llisa-Llotte.

Yea, if it is in alpaca? hey.

43 Kiragirl 06.16.09 at 11:11 am

You could be a hacka’
if you call that an alpaca
Llooks llike a Llama
with very llittle drama.

44 ding 06.16.09 at 11:38 am

Oh, don’t be such a drama llama.

45 Tinhuviel 06.16.09 at 11:46 am

That is truly a beautiful picture and an equally beautiful picture. Llamas are perfection!

46 johnnyjohnny 06.16.09 at 11:47 am

“My lumps, my lumps, my lovely llama lumps.”

47 cheryl 06.16.09 at 12:06 pm

lloll!
i llove llamas, and i llove you, NTMTOM. (why aren’t there Ls in your name?)

48 Tinhuviel 06.16.09 at 12:08 pm

I meant to say “an equally beautiful caption.” I was overcome with Llama Llove and got tongue-tied. ::dabs moist eyes::

49 hummingrose 06.16.09 at 12:41 pm

@Jebica–I think Llama is the only word Dunnett left out. Hooray for a fellow fan!

50 Argyle Donkeypants 06.16.09 at 1:14 pm

Puddlepeppers — I’m going to guess it’s an Ogden Nash. (He did it for the cash.)

51 Lucy's Mommeh 06.16.09 at 1:25 pm

Mary (the first)
YESH!

52 cheshirekittehkat 06.16.09 at 1:41 pm

Llovely llady llama llounges llistlessly llonging for a llissome llothario to llove; llatelly llovable llama-boy llotharios llurk lless, lleaving llovely llady llama llonesome…(whew!)

53 Paunchie 06.16.09 at 1:43 pm

Llumpkin ~ I feel that way some days

54 bubbyscranky 06.16.09 at 2:01 pm

Don’t practice your alliteration on me, NTMTOM.

55 Marie 06.16.09 at 2:03 pm

“lleaving llegs llike llinguini…?”

Hmmm. Yeah, maybe not. Llol! But you get the E for effort. Definitely that.

56 berthaservant 06.16.09 at 2:06 pm

like any other primitive would….

57 Katherine 06.16.09 at 3:40 pm

Anyone else now think that llamas look like the mystics from The Dark Crystal?!

58 Tinhuviel 06.16.09 at 3:45 pm

“Anyone else now think that llamas look like the mystics from The Dark Crystal?!”

Totally! And, since they helped bring about the end of the world in a way, it’s fitting for the Alpaca Lips that they llook llike llamas.

59 Cambridge Rat Mom 06.16.09 at 3:50 pm

a”ll”iteration.

60 Cambridge Rat Mom 06.16.09 at 3:52 pm

@Sarah, Oh, I do like the way you think. Bizah!

61 Sarah 06.16.09 at 3:55 pm

@GingerBean; Hee! I love that song. They have a million, I swear, different versions. It’s nuts. But so much fun. My poor husband might just lose his mind if I log onto youtube to start listening to it right now.

@Camille; I do, yes, yes I do. It was the first thing that popped into my head when I read all those double L’s. It’s been in my head ever since. I’m blaming NTMTOM for my earworm. I think you can too if you like. *grin*

62 Selphie le Boffin 06.16.09 at 4:06 pm

It took me a while to find it’s head, I thought it was a fluffy rug.
I think this is actually a llama and not an alpaca. Do we have any experts to confirm?

63 Tinhuviel 06.16.09 at 4:15 pm

@Selphie: It looks more like an alpaca because of the amount of hair on top of the head. And alpacas have more delicate features than llamas; however, for the poetic license, let’s just assume it is a llama!

64 Sarah 06.16.09 at 5:35 pm

@Cambridge Rat Mom: Why thank you! T’was the first thing that popped into my head. The only problem is since I don’t know enough of the words to sing aloud, all the hubby gets are very random “Llama, llama, duck”s.

65 Llinda 06.16.09 at 6:10 pm

Llove the title!

66 BouvieGal 06.16.09 at 6:54 pm

*looks at picture*
*snorts* *laughs*
*laughs louder*
oops! gotta pee!
*runs to ladies’ room*

Shame on you, NTMTOM. You made me pull a “Fergie”!

67 Froggy 06.16.09 at 7:09 pm

lumpa lazy lama, that’s what.

68 pyrit 06.16.09 at 7:09 pm

Bookkeeper.
:-}

69 graciecat 06.16.09 at 7:49 pm

“I have no legs.. I have no legs”

70 puddlepeppers 06.16.09 at 8:06 pm

catloveschanel and Argyle Donkeypants–Thanks!!!

71 meh 06.16.09 at 8:10 pm

let’s ‘ave a light ladle of llama with leek and lavender loaf, please – lord lloyd lichtenstein

72 BabyOpossum 06.16.09 at 8:25 pm

Do you think we could get Tom Brokaw to narrate this post? Or maybe Harry Shearer as Tom Brokaw? Because I think that needs to happen.

73 Subhangi 06.16.09 at 11:08 pm

ROFL!!!

74 claudemarie 06.16.09 at 11:13 pm

Brilliant!!!!!

75 jackie31337 06.17.09 at 4:07 am

ding Oh, don’t be such a drama llama.

Drama Llama is the name my 6-year-old spontaneously gave to her stuffed llama after figuring out how rhyming works. :)

Also, the lower-case l vs upper-case I thing is messing with my head in this post.

76 Starlinguk 06.17.09 at 4:49 am

So. This is a Wellsh Llama, no?

(comfoosed? Terry Pratchett’s Wellsh peoplle all tallk with two lls)

77 Zoe 06.17.09 at 4:59 am

Hover text said it had no Alpaca jokes :(

THE “TWO-ALPACA EXPLANATION” OF WHAT MAKES…

A CHRISTIAN: You have two alpacas. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A COMMUNIST: You have two alpacas. The government seizes both and provides you with fleece.

A FASCIST: You have two alpacas. The government seizes both and sells you the fleece. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

A REPUBLICAN: You have two alpacas. Your neighbor has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT: You have two alpacas. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your alpacas, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy an alpaca and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two alpacas. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one alpaca, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two alpacas. You sell one, buy a stud, and build a herd of alpacas.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two alpacas. The government takes them both, shoots one, shears the other, pays you for the fleece, then composts the fleece.

AN AMERICAN FARM: You have two alpacas. You sell one, and force the other to produce the fleece of four alpacas. You are surprised when the alpaca drops dead.

A FRENCH FARM: You have two alpacas. You go on strike because you
Want three alpacas.

A JAPANESE FARM: You have two alpacas. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary alpaca and produce twenty times the fleece.

A GERMAN FARM: You have two alpacas. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and shear themselves.

AN ITALIAN FARM: You have two alpacas but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.

AN INDIAN FARM: You have two alpacas. You worship them.

A RUSSIAN FARM: You have two alpacas. You count them and learn you have five alpacas. You count them again and learn you have 42 alpacas. You count them again and learn you have 12 alpacas. You stop counting alpacas and open another bottle of vodka.

78 Sher 06.17.09 at 6:06 am

Zoe — made me laugh out loud! Thanks! :-)

79 Tinhuviel 06.17.09 at 6:27 am

ZOE!!!! I LOVE YOU!

80 Lerrinus 06.17.09 at 6:41 am

Zoe, you rock! :-D

81 Jason Hackwith 06.17.09 at 7:26 am

Llama Lloaf!

82 claudemarie 06.17.09 at 7:50 am

LMAO Zoe!

83 Noelle (the First) 06.17.09 at 11:02 am

Zoe, thanks for the laugh! Oh, and pass the vodka!

84 Lizzy 06.17.09 at 3:49 pm

Zoe, you forgot…

AN IRISH FARM: You have 2 alpacas. You use the fleece to make kilts so they cannot hear your zipper… ;)

(FYI, I’m Irish, so I’m allowed to say this…)

[Er, OK... so, then, what do they do on Scottish farms? :| - Ed.]

85 Emmy 06.18.09 at 7:13 am

what a llovelly llama llump. llets tink of sum names for this llovelly llump. llexi, llarry, llori, or llilly!

86 hoopsknowitall 06.20.09 at 8:55 pm

Just so you all know, the picture is of an Alpaca. Not a llama. Cute though!!

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