The Dreaded Fearsome Ninja!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on June 15, 2009

The dreaded fearsome ninja must be as efficient as he is deadly, my apprentice.  He must strike without warning, killing his enemies with one sweep of his marghgh flarghth igth glarrthph…

Ninja_Hamster_by_Ganayan

Of course — heh, heh — the dreaded fearsome ninja doesn’t usually get his bo staff caught in his cheek like that…

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Photos by the dreaded fearsome Ganayan.

{ 139 comments }

1 hon glad 06.15.09 at 6:10 am

I prefer my pasketti cooked.

2 Teesters 06.15.09 at 6:12 am

Slowmooooooooo(ski) :3

3 VK 06.15.09 at 6:16 am

Hamster RAGE!!!&!*!(!

okay, maybe not.

Hamster awkwardness.

4 VK 06.15.09 at 6:17 am

Maybe this is how he flosses

5 Saffron 06.15.09 at 6:36 am

Everyone knows ninjas eat pasta al dente!

6 pyrit 06.15.09 at 6:41 am

The second pic is Mel Brooks!

7 TracyFlick 06.15.09 at 6:41 am

it looks like a Pixar character

8 Jorden 06.15.09 at 6:42 am

Laughing out loud-the best!

9 Mikeyfur 06.15.09 at 6:43 am

How did they manage to get these photos?! Poor baby ninjaham. Hope it didn’t hurt his little mouf.

10 the bug man 06.15.09 at 6:44 am

Gasp! The Marghgh Flarghth Igth Glarrthph Style of the renowned Muzzlepowshe School!

We don’t stand a chance.

11 chanpon 06.15.09 at 7:00 am

That’s some mad teeth picking skillz.

12 260Oakley 06.15.09 at 7:02 am

Following the code of HAMurabi

13 Theresa 06.15.09 at 7:03 am

Is that SPAGHETTI???

14 val 06.15.09 at 7:06 am

hilarious
u just made my day

15 Arielle 06.15.09 at 7:12 am

something weird happened. i checked the site and there was a white bunny with no earses…i commented on it…and then i refreshed and it disappeared! i must have been exhausted, or hallucinatin’…

16 Trabb's Boy 06.15.09 at 7:12 am

That embarrassed hamster grin is my new desktop. Love the person in the background who is obviously pointing and laughing!

17 Megan T. 06.15.09 at 7:13 am

High Yah!

18 pyrit 06.15.09 at 7:17 am

Ninja ham Lady & the Tramp spaghetti scene fail.

19 Kat 06.15.09 at 7:19 am

I am laughing so hard I am crying! at work, mind you.

20 Susan 06.15.09 at 7:31 am

Looks like the grin on Calvin, friend of Hobbes, when the dam is about to burst on the unsuspecting city in his sandbox. Or when the water balloon is about to burst on Susie. (no relation) 8-)

21 marthava 06.15.09 at 7:32 am

“hilarious” does not do that pic justice…

22 erin 06.15.09 at 7:34 am

HAHAHAHA!

23 Deckard Canine 06.15.09 at 7:37 am

I had no idea a hamster could be so expressive.

24 kibblenibble 06.15.09 at 7:38 am

OMG NOMTOM! I read your text before I scrolled down to see the pic. When I got to the marghgh flarghth igth glarrthph part, I went, “huh?” Then I scrolled down and ROFLMAO! You are the best, man!

25 bee 06.15.09 at 7:39 am

SILLY!

26 Jezebel 06.15.09 at 7:40 am

Nothing like a good belly laugh on a Monday! There were tears I was laughing so hard. Thank you!

27 LisaL 06.15.09 at 7:50 am

WTF?? o_O Never knew hammies could look so… so.. frightening! O_O

28 michelle 06.15.09 at 7:50 am

What a funny picture! I’m ROTFLMAO @ work right now. =D

29 Jenni 06.15.09 at 7:58 am

Hehe!

30 Cambridge Rat Mom 06.15.09 at 8:01 am

He couldn’t decide whether to floss with the stick or ninja. Gack!

31 Rio 06.15.09 at 8:03 am

That second photos is HILARIOUS!

32 PJ 06.15.09 at 8:11 am

That had me laughing out loud, the best hammie pics EVAH!!!!

33 kzgz 06.15.09 at 8:12 am

hmmmm. Does anyone else see the fine hand of Photoshop exaggerating that ham’s mouth shape JUST a tad? It’s very well done and all – but I’d be interested to see the pics in their ‘before’ state, just for funsies.

34 Noelle (the First) 06.15.09 at 8:14 am

The second photo is the best!! I’ve made that face a few times. That’s a classic “oopsy” face.

35 eastiegirl 06.15.09 at 8:20 am

Hahahahaha…Love this! I think this is the first time I’ve actually LOL’d at a CO post. Yay!

36 KimDawnXo 06.15.09 at 8:26 am

I found your site a few days ago and I must say I am having a blast. The fearsome Ninja is so cute!

Love this site!

Peace and Light

37 Yodie 06.15.09 at 8:29 am

OMG…. even if the second pic is photoshopped (it must be…… right?? lol) I still lol’d !

Who knew sketti’s could be so dangerous!?

38 pyrit 06.15.09 at 8:36 am

In truth, when cooking pasta I also sometimes snack on uncooked spaghetti.
Never thought of myself as a hamster… Or a ninja. Well, not in the kitchen at least.
In the second pic it looks like hammie is gacking out a wedged bit. Not that I would know about gacking, or wedged bits.

39 Dan Bledwich 06.15.09 at 8:37 am

I laughed so hard while looking at the second picture that I puked a little in my mouth. Gross!

This is a new record for CO, methinks.
Best post ever; Keep up the amazing work gang!

40 MDRFARMER 06.15.09 at 8:44 am

ahahah i love this pic ahahahah !!!

41 BostonBunny 06.15.09 at 8:47 am

260Oakley (11) – Following the code of the HAMurai!

Hilarious!

42 Lori 06.15.09 at 8:48 am

Could he be part of the secret ninja gang that killed Carradine?

43 Mare 06.15.09 at 8:54 am

In the battle of ham versus sketti, who will come out on top?!

My money’s on the ham.

44 Emmy 06.15.09 at 9:00 am

hi YA face my dreaded nosepowchle, you evil sketti!

45 Kar 06.15.09 at 9:11 am

Does he remind anyone else of the Star Wars kid? “No really, just like Darth Maul!”

46 claudemarie 06.15.09 at 9:29 am

RUN for your lives!!! Aiiii!!!! lol this is so funny, and cute.

47 nismo 06.15.09 at 9:30 am

haha I love that second pic, such a cartoony face.

48 Pamalama 06.15.09 at 9:53 am

can we please get a fearsome ninja powche-hance?? pweeeze!!

49 kestrien 06.15.09 at 10:11 am

I don’t think it’s shopped at all – that’s the exact shape my snakies’ mouths get after a nice big meal…

50 Kristabelle 06.15.09 at 10:18 am

I had no idea that hamsters had facial expressions… funny!

51 Paunchie 06.15.09 at 10:20 am

that second pic is kinda freaky!

it’s funny he’s trying to stuff that spaghetti in his pouch! It works better when it’s cooked, little dewd.

52 Paunchie 06.15.09 at 10:21 am

PS LOL @ “danger” tag!

53 Serena 06.15.09 at 10:46 am

There is so much awesome on so many levels, including:
- hammie’s faces
- hovertext
- pointing index finger representing laughter and mockery from the crowd in the 2nd photo

54 Serena 06.15.09 at 10:48 am

@Susan, oh my gosh, Susan, you are totally right! That is SUCH a Calvin face!!!! (2nd pic)

55 Red 06.15.09 at 10:55 am

i’m lolling so hard at this

A+

56 Areinaka 06.15.09 at 10:59 am

That is the best post on CO ever. EVAR!!! I laughed so hard, I had tears. Thanks for that.

57 Pheas 06.15.09 at 11:00 am

Did anyone else flash back to Daffy Duck’s Robin Hood sketch?

Dodge!
Parry!
Thrust!

58 leslie thomas 06.15.09 at 11:01 am

I agree that the second pic is Mel Brooks.

Secondly — to NTMTOM: where did you locate the spelling for those sounds?? That must’ve been some truly academic research ……?????

59 Patricia 06.15.09 at 11:07 am

The expression in the second picture is awsome I have never seen a hammy with that expression ever :)

60 Samurai 06.15.09 at 11:22 am

Bushi wa kuwanedo taka youji

61 balamuthia 06.15.09 at 11:34 am

It’s not ’shopped, the spaghettin probably broke off and is lodged in his powshe. -_-

62 cheshirekittehkat 06.15.09 at 11:36 am

O Noooooes!!! Not the Dreaded, Fearsome NinjaHam, with his awesome Marghgh Flarghth Igth Glarrthph!!!! :shock:
And on a Mundane afternoon too!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

63 Bet 06.15.09 at 11:41 am

I often LOL at the cute pics I see here, but this one made me LOLLOLLOL.

@Susan, I knew that second face looked familiar but couldn’t quite place it. You’re right, it’s totally the evil Calvin face! Sigh, I sure do miss Calvin and Hobbes.

64 Lucy's Mommeh 06.15.09 at 11:41 am

Susan, you’re SO right with the Calvin & Hobbes!
The second one made me bellylaugh-I SO needed that!

65 skippymom 06.15.09 at 11:46 am

This little guy is OUTRAGEOUS!

Hey, could he maybe come over to my house and use his powers to help me find the little kitty who disappeared in my house last night? There’s this little stray calico girl who’s been hanging out in my yard all the time and I’ve been feeding her. Last night she was sitting right there looking at me as I was getting ready to go to bed, and since it was likely to rain, I thought I’d bring her in and give her a room for the night and let her outside in the morning. I put her in my tiny office with food and a blankie, and she seemed content. But this morning I couldn’t find her. I searched and searched–this is a very small room and there aren’t spaces that I could figure out where she could be, but somehow she managed to hide. I feel awful and am going crazy today until I can get home to tear the room apart.

Help me, ninja ham!

66 Xtineebee 06.15.09 at 12:29 pm

Fuzzy warrior
stealthily pops up on screen
bringing major LULZ

67 pyrit 06.15.09 at 12:36 pm

Is it Friday?!

68 ksul 06.15.09 at 12:50 pm

So cute! This little ham must be kin to Kung Fu Panda.

69 sandy 06.15.09 at 12:59 pm

skippymom, I think you have a new kitty. Just leave food and water out — and a little litter tray would be nice too. Wee thing will eventually feel comfortable enough to come out to visit you when you’re working in your office. If I lived outdoors and someone gave me a nice office to stay the night in, I’d hide too.

70 skippymom 06.15.09 at 1:07 pm

Sandy, thank you for the encouragement. Yes, I put her in there with food, water and a litter box. She has everything she needs, but I’m worried that she’s scared and has squeezed herself into some impossibly tiny space. Maybe the boys said threatening things to her under the door during the night.
I think you’re right that I have a new cat (that makes four in a very small house!) but I had planned to wait until the fall to fully integrate her into the family.

71 260Oakley 06.15.09 at 1:22 pm

He’s auditioning for a role in the new production of Hamelot.

72 Froggy 06.15.09 at 2:19 pm

Aaaaand the score is in!
The judge (Me) gives it a 10! Well folks, seems like we have a winner!

(It isn’t cute! It is hysterically hysterical)!

73 Jen 06.15.09 at 2:45 pm

Best. Picture/Caption. Combo. Evar. *faints from laughter induced asphixiation*

74 Deirdre 06.15.09 at 2:50 pm

So cute! I think it is trying to put that noodle in its cheek pouch, but it just realizing that it wouldnt fit. I have two adorable hams who also do crazy things- like pretending that their wheel is a litter box so I have to clean it every day. Hamsters are just the craziest little things ever.

75 Olof Moleman 06.15.09 at 3:54 pm

Hillarious!

76 jazmella 06.15.09 at 6:14 pm

ROFL! I can’t stop laughing!!

77 Kathy 06.15.09 at 7:05 pm

The incisors on that hamster are too long – it needs some wood to chew on PRONTO! It can actually kill them if they get TOO long.

78 Freya 06.15.09 at 7:26 pm

The second pic looks like Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes.

79 Beppers 06.15.09 at 7:34 pm

I hate to be the downer cuz I love any and all hammie pix but I’d like to mention to hammie owners that might like to replicate this pic at home that cheek pouch punctures are surprisingly common and dangerous. Take care when giving your ham treats that are poky.
PS: His incisors look ok length to me…when you pull their little lips apart, they go surprisingly far down (and up). Good call on the gnaw-ey noms, though!

80 April 06.15.09 at 10:47 pm

Oh god. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at a CO post.

81 Subhangi 06.15.09 at 10:53 pm

ROFLMAO at the second pic!

82 Melissa 06.16.09 at 4:26 am

This hamster TOTALLY looks like the little dude from the movie Bolt! hhaha. He has broken out of his plastic ball and is all up in that action!

83 rootietoot 06.16.09 at 6:08 am

OhmiGOD! I laughed til my dogs were looking at me funny!

84 Barbarella 06.16.09 at 7:16 am

LMAO! :D

85 LeAnn 06.16.09 at 8:30 am

The second pic is all ” Yeah, I meant to do that, ha-ha!”

86 Johanna 06.16.09 at 8:46 am

NTMTOM, you killed me dead with two letters: “ow”.

[THUD]

[continues chuckling]

87 Stephers 06.16.09 at 10:12 am

Is that reel? Osh Kosh B’Gosh tHAT’S REDONK!!!

88 Pheas 06.16.09 at 10:15 am

@Stephers, there’s no need for the language! ;)

89 claydaviscd 06.16.09 at 11:50 am

omg…. so cute lol

That is such a fearsome little creature lol

90 Jim N. 06.16.09 at 1:10 pm

Suprisingly low nuff quotient, but suprisingly high “’shopped” quotient in the comments.

91 Paunchie 06.16.09 at 1:55 pm

skippymom – what happened with disappear-o kitteh?

92 Christy 06.16.09 at 2:26 pm

This makes me laugh so hard.

93 skippymom 06.16.09 at 3:13 pm

Paunchie–just checking late comments so don’t know whether you’ll see this. When I got home last night she had pushed out the window screen and was back out in the yard. So I never did find out where the heck she’d been hiding. I guess she’s telling me “do not want to be inside house”.

94 warpus 06.16.09 at 3:35 pm

it’s chris farley!

95 faith c. 06.16.09 at 4:32 pm

Tell me that second photo when the hamster laugh/grins/LOL isn’t real!? O.o I didn’t knew hamster could make an expression like that!!! AHHHH!!

96 Michael Claymore 06.16.09 at 6:55 pm

The second photo is either photoshopped or the poor critter has a hard piece of spag stuck inside his mouth, which is not cute. Hope he was alright.

97 lils 06.16.09 at 7:10 pm

ah-frikin-doreable!!!!!!!!!

98 Carlisa 06.16.09 at 7:15 pm

OoOoOooH!!! Gotz a headache laff’n.
The sketti looks like a microphone!
“..Whul, saynz mah bebeh leff meh…”

99 Shelley 06.16.09 at 8:24 pm

Laughed until I got indigestion on that one. Should be shown with a coupon for Tums.

100 Nay 06.16.09 at 10:42 pm

Is he ok??? :(

101 mag 06.17.09 at 7:06 am

thats pretty funny a hammy thinks a noodle is a weapon :D i about died from laughing so much but i want to know how did u get dreaded fearsome ninja 2 do that with the noodle i have a hammy and hes never down that well its very very funny i sent it 2 millions of pple and showed millions of peeps well very cute and funny i laugh every time i see it good pics i like his name dreaded fearsome ninja good name for a hammy with a noodle as a weapon

102 kari 06.17.09 at 11:04 am

well,maybe he just needed some training thats all

103 Sally Drunage 06.17.09 at 2:30 pm

Huh, sharp food poking a hamster in the cheek and then breaking off leaving the poor dear’s mouth wide open in a terrible rictus. Meh. Seems more cruel than cute.

104 Jackie 06.17.09 at 2:50 pm

LoL, it’s like Daffy Duck from the episode where he was Robin Hood, flipping around the quarter & a quarter-half shaft stick. “Guard, turn, perry, thrust, turn! *hits his beak making it flip up*”

105 Pheas 06.17.09 at 3:01 pm

@Jackie, see #59 above. I knew I couldn’t be the only one!

106 Woof 06.18.09 at 5:12 am

the days go by, i try to move on, but i am compelled to return and repeat. each time i nearly pee my pants.

107 Ganayan 06.18.09 at 2:20 pm

Wow – i had no idea this photo could make such an impact – thank You so much ;)

108 P.L. Frederick 06.18.09 at 6:50 pm

@Ganayan – I laughed so hard, until reading some of the comments. Could you reassure us the hammy’s all right? In the meantime I’m holding laughs back.

109 Ganayan 06.18.09 at 10:55 pm

*smiles* Of course he is alright :)

He was just playing on this pictures – he know exactly how to eat a spaghetti – and he did eat several – but before he eats one, he seems to enjoy to pose like that *grins*

110 Ashley 06.19.09 at 7:19 pm

Bwark. I just died a little inside. Srsly.

111 anna 06.20.09 at 7:23 am

that was so funny! I’ll have too teach my hamster too do that!

112 marthava 06.21.09 at 5:06 pm

i come back to this every once in a while just to crack myself up. this is one of the funniest pics i have ever seen in my entire life.

113 erin 06.21.09 at 6:34 pm

warpus 06.16.09 at 3:35 pm
it’s chris farley!

YES!!! good call warpus!

114 Arali Melendez 06.21.09 at 9:08 pm

I continue to look at this image…because it’s soo HILARIOUS!

115 Khadija 06.22.09 at 3:47 am

Ashley, i just peed a little inside. Srsly ;)

[TMI :x - Ed.]

116 Joan 06.22.09 at 9:13 am

This ninja needs to be poster size. Itis THE funniest thing I have ever seen.

117 Ganayan 06.22.09 at 10:23 am

I still have the original in jpg, 3000×2000px. You can reach me via twitter: @ganayan – or my blog.

118 xp 06.23.09 at 1:02 am

Master Splinter.

119 Lula Mae 06.23.09 at 10:51 am

everybody is pas-ta fighting
this ham is fast as lightning
in fact is is a little bit frightening
but he does it with expert timing

120 lukan4 06.23.09 at 1:12 pm

AAAAWWWWWWWWWWW that is too cute.

121 Balthesia 06.24.09 at 7:21 am

The “…ow.” gets me every time… :-D

122 lukan4 06.25.09 at 8:19 am

AWWWWWWWW can i steal him hes so darn cute. ninhammies are my favorites

123 mistyexpressions 06.25.09 at 9:33 am

Thanks for that! That is tooooo cute and funny. Really needed that! :)

124 Rapwnzel 06.25.09 at 4:53 pm

This has become an internet phenom.

125 WeissGiirl217 06.25.09 at 7:36 pm

OMG! Its Adorible! Keep on Fightin’ Ninja!

126 yoyo 06.25.09 at 8:52 pm

i bet you $5 i could not beat that guy.

127 Lauren 06.25.09 at 10:58 pm

WTF THAT FACE IN THE SECOND PICTURE!
That is SO goofy!

128 fiona 06.26.09 at 5:39 pm

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

129 imcool 06.27.09 at 9:15 am

that is crazy! it looks like it wuz in the movie “spy hampsters!” You should submit it into movie buissness. i wouldn’t be surprised if i see this hamster in a movie! sorry, enogh said! :)

130 angie 06.27.09 at 9:59 am

HAHA THAT HAMPSTER IS NINJA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

131 Grace 06.28.09 at 8:56 am

HAHAHAHHAHAH IT SO FUNNY IT ALMOST LOOKED FAKE!!!!

132 Rubie 06.28.09 at 5:51 pm

awww cute!!!

133 Cynthia 06.29.09 at 7:45 am

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING WHENEVER I SEE THIS PHOTO. I’m tempted to buy a print of, but will not for fear of uncontrollable laughter that will result in embarrassing moments.

134 blair 06.29.09 at 9:02 am

hamsters are funnier than many peoplers

135 Megan Pritchard 06.29.09 at 12:23 pm

He is my HERO!
~ follower of the Enlightened Fur Cheek Ninja

136 Julia 06.29.09 at 5:04 pm

Adorable!

137 CindiWartooth 06.30.09 at 11:52 pm

ROFL.
still funny every time i look.

138 alphatroll 07.01.09 at 1:48 pm

bo staff? that’s *obviously* a precision blowpipe packing deadly neurotoxic darts…. ;)

139 michele 07.06.09 at 6:24 pm

Thank you for the laughter .

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