Lycanthropy 101

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on June 11, 2009

Required for all first-semester students.  Introductory course with emphasis on proper howling techniques.  Schedule permitting, students may advance to intermediate topics such as drinking piña coladas at Trader Vic’s, and hair care.

{ 114 comments }

1 pyrit 06.11.09 at 8:56 am

Clap for the Wolfman.

2 cheshirekittehkat 06.11.09 at 8:59 am

Akshully, Lon Chaney Jr. Jr. is kynda kyuoote himself; love the bebbe tryink to howl!

3 Christabel 06.11.09 at 8:59 am

I don’t know how he keeps from snuggling the little guy.

4 Space Cowgirl 06.11.09 at 9:00 am

Awww!

5 Jennifer Matschat 06.11.09 at 9:03 am

You just freaked my beagle out!

[Whereas, here in the CatCave, Rikki doesn't give a $#!%. Go figure. :lol: - Ed.]

6 laurafizzpop 06.11.09 at 9:06 am

Sweet jiminey…I’ll take both of them to go, please.

I was cheering for the little guy the whole time…sure he’s going to grow up and be big and bad, but right now he’s so snuggly and cute I can barely stand it.

And seriously…HOW is Long Hair not sticking his face directly into the cubs belly and snorgleing? Man must be made of solid steel.

7 GingerBean 06.11.09 at 9:07 am

Ok you finally did it CO. I finally became one of those people who made my co-workers look at me funny because of my reaction to something I see on this site. OMG that was soooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

8 fatcat 06.11.09 at 9:08 am

Lovelovelove this little clip :)

9 Katrina 06.11.09 at 9:09 am

Welcome to the club, GingerBean. You get used to it.

10 Devon 06.11.09 at 9:10 am

OMG!!! That man has MAD HOWLING SKILLZ! And when the bebbe started howling along, well, I started SQUEEEEing along! Well done, well done… Also, How Do I Get That Job????!!!

11 Karen 06.11.09 at 9:15 am

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Extremely cute — and yes, how DOES that guy stop himself from cuddling that little puppy?? I’d be all up ons…

12 darin 06.11.09 at 9:16 am

OMFG!!!!

My favorite part: at first it looks like the baby is going to fall asleep, then…. adorable little howl! He just couldn’t help himself! So….. cute…….

*Submits comment to go back and watch again.*

13 Noelle (the First) 06.11.09 at 9:17 am

Ok, how do I get a job teaching little cubs to howl? I do a pretty mean wolf howl myself. Well, my dog likes it anyway.

This little guy is too cute. (and I agree the handler is pretty snorgable himself)

14 Rebecca 06.11.09 at 9:20 am

I used to do that with my basset hound growing up. I can’t seem to get my rat terrier to howl, though.

15 Kaye 06.11.09 at 9:24 am

His hair was perfect!

16 Mud Bug 06.11.09 at 9:30 am

Look out Wolverene here comes “The Howler” & his side kick Cubby !
(yum !!!)

17 earlybird1 06.11.09 at 9:32 am

Cutest baby howl EVAR! …and the guy is pretty yummy himself, if I do say so. In a Russell Crowe kind of way. *sigh*

18 Kar 06.11.09 at 9:32 am

Kaye, you beat me to it! I was about to comment on his perfect hair. Typical NTMTOM commentary that’s almost as fun as the pic/video.

19 Pheas 06.11.09 at 9:37 am

Give that puppeh some beef chow mein!

20 Sas 06.11.09 at 9:39 am

What an Excitable Boy!

21 Pussytoes 06.11.09 at 9:41 am

Pups, not cubs.

22 Sporkles 06.11.09 at 9:42 am

my cat thought the guy howling was pretty interesting and she had to investigate the computer to see where that howling wolf was.

23 Stressfactor 06.11.09 at 9:46 am

If I heard that guy howlin’ around my kitchen door I think I WOULD let him in.

24 Theo 06.11.09 at 9:50 am

I watched in irritation as Smug Mr. Russell Crowe Hair talked, like “this guy is every bit as in love with himself as that asshole who sang ‘Drops of Jupiter’…” and then nearly gagged when he started his pretend howling…

UNTIL, well, you know. BABY WOLF HOWL 8O :::poof:::

25 MadameX 06.11.09 at 9:51 am

:(

Can’t see the video until I get home tonight…

But the Warren Zevon reference made my day!!!

26 marthava 06.11.09 at 9:53 am

Theo…I am in complete agreement. lol

27 Theo 06.11.09 at 9:56 am

Warren Zevon?? HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

…OK, sorry. You’re probably joking. But Warren was making reference to the original Wolf Man, starring Claude Rains, Bela Lugosi, and of course Lon Chaney Jr.

28 Pheas 06.11.09 at 9:58 am

The original movie reference Trader Vic’s and hair care?

29 debg 06.11.09 at 10:01 am

Two of my cats were seriously unnerved by the adorable man’s howling. What’s wrong with Russell Crowe hair anyway?

And the pup had me squeeing.

30 Theo 06.11.09 at 10:02 am

:oops: …um, MadameX, were you actually talking about Sas’ comment?

31 Des 06.11.09 at 10:03 am

Is it mean that I wanted little wolfie to bite the man? And I wanted to grab the little tongue. Wolfman annoys me, but the animals are oh so cute!

32 Theo 06.11.09 at 10:04 am

Yeah, the tongue kinda made up for the lead-in dialogue, didn’t it?

33 GreenWillow 06.11.09 at 10:09 am

My cat just ran nervously for the window, looking around for whoever is calling the pack to the hunt.

34 Jinxy 06.11.09 at 10:11 am

First – wow that guy can howl. That’s probably the best howl I’ve heard anyone do!

Second – Gahhhhh the cutenessss!! lil baby howlins I wanna squeeze it and hug it and pet it and call it george!

35 Lucy's Mommeh 06.11.09 at 10:13 am

Um, Theo, Pat Monohan was singing about his mom (she had recently passed away) in Drops of Jupiter.
[OK, that puts the lyrics in perspective. But have you watched the video? Eeesh - Ed.]

How do I know? His dad comes to my workplace & talks to me.
His son is far from in love with himself.
Just sayin’

36 Paunchie 06.11.09 at 10:16 am

Lookit how the baby tilts his little haid all da way back for da howl! I lubbs lubbs heem!!!

37 Kristabelle 06.11.09 at 10:28 am

That was so cool! When the baby starting howling I got a HUGE grin on my face. Howlerman seems like he’s got a way with the animules. What *IS* that animule, by the way? Black wolfcub? [YES!!! Owooooo... - Ed.]

38 TW 06.11.09 at 10:31 am

Huh! Draw blood! *continues the rest of Werewolves of London in my head*

39 Kristabelle 06.11.09 at 10:35 am

I did not know that little wolfies came in all black… learn sumptin new at CO every day!

40 catloveschanel 06.11.09 at 10:35 am

Put me down for one howlin’ man with an accent.
Nice work if you can get it, and you can get it if you try.

41 catloveschanel 06.11.09 at 10:37 am

oh I thought it said “Club Howling”

[Hmm, I might join that one. - Ed.]

42 Paunchie 06.11.09 at 10:37 am

Ah-OOooo werewolves New Zealand! Ah Ooooo-ooooo!

43 Theresa 06.11.09 at 10:39 am

I was once lucky enough to attend a Sierra Club event with two “wolf ambassadors.” They lay as quietly as could be for the first part of the presentation (SO beautiful, BTW), but when thir handler invited us to howl at them, they LEAPED to their feet and howled their heads off. Unforgettable experience.

44 Camille 06.11.09 at 10:42 am

That is the very squeakiest little howl I ever heard.

45 Theresa 06.11.09 at 10:46 am

PS He’s the hairy, hairy gent who ran amok in Kent.

46 Theresa 06.11.09 at 10:48 am

PPS I’ll really believe this guy is a good wolf-daddy when he regurgitates into the little one’s mouth. :roll:

47 Theo 06.11.09 at 10:58 am

That was vivid, Theresa… but, sure, a little pooch puke & as far as I’m concerned, he’s earned the hair.

48 pyrit 06.11.09 at 10:59 am

hair of the dog…

49 Paunchie 06.11.09 at 10:59 am

Theresa LOL – and I’ve heard on animal planet that is exactly why domestic dogs like to lick our faces. That’s a puppy behavior to stimulate the grown up to barf food for them. EW, RIGHT? ha ha.

50 Bevin 06.11.09 at 11:00 am

I dunno, I think lil’ Wolflet isn’t going to be drinking pina coladas anytime soon. Maybe in the advanced course?

Love the puppy fuzz! And that tongue!

51 Theo 06.11.09 at 11:01 am

PS — the dude’s Shaun Ellis. More video here.

52 JarethsDreamer 06.11.09 at 11:04 am

OMG! My heart just exploded. that could be helped by the rockstar I had for lunch, but I really think my heart did some backflips when little baby started howling! CUTEST VIDEO YET!

53 Poshcat 06.11.09 at 11:15 am

I kept expecting Sexy Wolf Pack Leader to kiss the irresistable little pup at some point. Okay, he’s going to smooch him now. Okay…NOW. Now? Dammit, smooch him before the video ends…aw, man! Also, if I howl will he smooch me? ::hopes::

54 muppy 06.11.09 at 11:25 am

tiny tongue plus shape of the howling baby mouth just KILLS me! ack!

55 luscher 06.11.09 at 11:28 am

wow … if ever i hear that sound i’ll know to be terrified — in four or five years, that is

56 Danica 06.11.09 at 11:30 am

OMG the wee toe nails and the tounge are SO KUTE! (that’s cute with a k – an order of magnitude stronger than regular cute)

57 doomchild 06.11.09 at 11:30 am

Whoa, qte combined with charming.. So, um, did anyone see where my brain just went?

58 Kallisto 06.11.09 at 11:35 am

Okay, that li’l guy trying his best to howl was just darn cute. The big guy is also darn cute. And I like the hair. Usually, I don’t go for gents with long hair, but some guys can really pull it off. Like this one.

59 hyura 06.11.09 at 11:46 am

ha, i knew all the women would go ga-ga over the guy. he did look mighty-rugged. and imagine him howling like that in your bedroom. eeeeeeeeeeeee and yes, the baby was really earnest. he was all, “i can do it, too!”

60 Lisa 06.11.09 at 11:47 am

I’d like to meet his tailor

61 Lucy's Mommeh 06.11.09 at 11:47 am

Ed, I will have to watch the video. I promise.

62 balamuthia 06.11.09 at 11:57 am

Oh, Theo, yer just jealous because you don’t have rugged sloping manbrow that drives the ladies (and canines) craaaAAaazy. ;-p
[Pfft. What I'm jealous of is HANDFUL O' BABY WOLF HOWL - Ed.]

Seriusly thoigh, this guy is amazing- he gave up everything to go and live with and study wolves- and he’s brought much needed positive attention to them. Kudos to Shaun Ellis!

63 balamuthia 06.11.09 at 11:58 am

Um… I think I meant “seriously though” but I had wolfman on the brain.

64 katie 06.11.09 at 12:14 pm

OMG. Baby wolf + Warren Zevon reference? I’m in heaven.

65 Bailey 06.11.09 at 12:42 pm

That’s the guy that had the show Wolfman on Animal Planet for awhile, Living with the Wolfman actually. Until his girlfried split. He is not really that good looking trust me.

66 Bailey 06.11.09 at 12:42 pm

sorry girlfriend

67 Susan 06.11.09 at 12:55 pm

Nice guy, seems like he loves the pup. Best wolf pup ever, trying so haaaard owwooowoow to howwwwl. Eep.
I think after this clip was over, the man kissed the pup. He had to.

68 derz 06.11.09 at 1:04 pm

BAROoooOOOOOoooOO!

I practice howling with my dad’s dachshund, for some reason, after howling he gets sad…its bizarre. Sometimes I think it hurts his ears…. =/

69 Angelyne 06.11.09 at 1:05 pm

Well, if you look at a few more videos on this guy he’s trying to live as a wolf among the packs. He acts like one of them. Since wolves don’t kiss and cuddle their pups, I wouldn’t expect him to. The wolf equivalent of a kiss is licking, but that’s also a sign of submission, so I wouldn’t expect him to do that on camera. And that’s be a little weird anyway :)

70 LisaL 06.11.09 at 1:11 pm

OMG…. frackin adorable!!!!

71 Desi 06.11.09 at 1:13 pm

My BF is nuts about wolves so we went to see this chap at the Zoo he works at in the Westcountry (SW England to the rest of you). He is… scarily awesome.

72 Nancy 06.11.09 at 1:23 pm

I can’t wait to go home (stuck at the office now) and play this for my dog! We used to do ‘family howls’ with my old shepherd, but the new dude just doesn’t vocalize. Jeez, even a little pup ken do it!!!

73 SamanthaM 06.11.09 at 1:45 pm

Mmm…The Wolfman is more than welcome to teach me how to howl. And I wouldn’t mind snorgling the little furry dude, either. Is the man teaching this wolf how to howl eventually going to release it to the wild, or is this from a zoo or sanctuary?

74 eva 06.11.09 at 2:45 pm

yummi yummi for both!:D

75 berthaservant 06.11.09 at 3:08 pm

Poor, poor, pitiful me
These young pups won’t let me be
Lord have mercy on me….

(btw, when the puppeh started howling at about :40 I actually applauded)

76 Mr M 06.11.09 at 4:10 pm

Arrroooooo~*squeak*

Now Little Wolf knows how to howl, but all the other wolves are going to think his accent is horrible.

77 Patito Gigante 06.11.09 at 4:54 pm

“Hey! It’s Henry Fool!”

78 Gaomon! 06.11.09 at 5:33 pm

Its not howling!Its squealing! =)

79 Leilani 06.11.09 at 5:40 pm

Ackshully, he reminds me of a somewhat smaller version of Hagrid…

80 Ellie 06.11.09 at 5:55 pm

LOOOOOOVE how adorable, crazy wolfman

81 KatieKat 06.11.09 at 6:08 pm

Bebe wolf is too moishe! Reminded me of this bloke… who I’m sure regretted this at 3 AM. (eek do not know how to embed…)

82 Gwenny 06.11.09 at 6:17 pm

My dog just went nuts!

83 Dave 06.11.09 at 7:20 pm

nice clip

84 Juniper Jupiter 06.11.09 at 7:47 pm

Um…for all of you gals thinkin’ this guy is a hottie…

He rolls around in wolf poo to be part of the pack. His girlfriend does, too. I hate to burst your bubble. I’d rather watch him on tv than be in the same room with him. Blech.

But the viddy is darling! SQUEE!!! I saw that axis of snorgling!!! :D

85 chamekke 06.11.09 at 8:10 pm

Shammick b’y! (= man who lives in Combe Martin, North Devon – a place known as Shammick to the locals)

86 puddlepeppers 06.11.09 at 9:21 pm

Theresa…would love to meet wolf ambassadors. Great experience you shared.

87 claudemarie 06.11.09 at 10:16 pm

I too am wondering: HOW can he just just smile at that little pup and NOT give him a SMOOCH on his widdle head? OMG that was too cute!!!!!!

88 millie 06.11.09 at 10:25 pm

Ugly man, ugly pup. Yuck – fur wet with drool is just not cute.

89 Tryna Merriman 06.11.09 at 10:27 pm

When us humans howl at our dogs people, the dogs howl because our howling hurts their ears. Same goes when a dog hears a siren. Their ears are so much more sensitive to sound than ours are. (I’ve had three servicedogs and have been in training three weeks with them each time) That’s what we were told.

90 Space Cowgirl 06.11.09 at 11:06 pm

What the…

I don’t remember posting comment #4. I don’t even remember seeing this video. I don’t even know what I was doing out of bed at 9 AM, seeing as how I work from 11 PM-7 AM.

Anyway, this is way too adorable. The puppeh is all “Do you mind?” and then “Ah, what the heck.” The little squeaks at the end slew me.

91 Subhangi 06.11.09 at 11:09 pm

Awww, bebeh black wolf howl…

and TEENY TINY TONGUE!

92 jackie31337 06.12.09 at 2:25 am

@Devon Also, How Do I Get That Job????!!!

I think eating raw liver is involved, if this is the guy I think it is.

93 free virtual world for kids 06.12.09 at 3:55 am

Super cute! Cute chubby face howling! XD

This is cute too!

94 Kellie 06.12.09 at 5:26 am

oh, good god. this is ridiculous. *bangs face in keyboard*

95 Starlinguk 06.12.09 at 5:33 am

The husky next door has those mad howling skills too when his owner leaves him in the yard while he goes out (even in the boiling heat). So I’ve rung the dog warden.

96 Michael Claymore 06.12.09 at 5:37 am

Aww, that’s gorgeous! Look at his little wolfy tongue!

97 Michael Claymore 06.12.09 at 5:39 am

The puppy’s cute too, he takes his time but when he gets there it’s pretty cute.

98 Lerrinus 06.12.09 at 6:09 am

Lately he’s been overheard in Mayfair…! ;-)

99 Urso Branco 06.12.09 at 7:58 am

I was watching the video with three of our eleven dogs. When the howling started bedlam broke out. All three started barking and running around the house. Just imagine the noise if all eleven had been watching.

100 stacie 06.12.09 at 7:59 am

TOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i jish meltsssss

101 sunnymum 06.12.09 at 8:41 am

OMG, the widdle mouth shape when bebeh began to howl – Killed me ded i tell ya! And Berthaserv, I applauded when he howled too! Yes, yes liddle guy, you can do it, good boy, goooood boy!!!!!!! As far as the human, nice hair, and anyone who commits themselves to animals to benefit them is pretty darn great in my book. :)

102 Gerald Fnord 06.12.09 at 9:51 am

Last I saw, Lee Ho Fook’s in Soho, London still existed…and had a big poster of the late Mr Zevon in its window.

(I can’t speak to the food; I had dim sum in the place across the street…great gai jaat.)

103 Beth 06.12.09 at 11:05 am

Sunny the Wonder Dog woke out of a sound sleep and began freaking out when she heard the wolfman howling! She’s a black and tan coonhound, and had quite an impressive howl as a puppy herself. She only howls occasionally now, but it is still quite impressive.

104 kodalai 06.12.09 at 11:23 am

My experience with wolf howls – You know, because of the way they tend to be written in books and played in movies, I always imagined wolf howls as being a simple, long, drawn out single note. Then I visited a zoo that had a couple of wolves in an enclosure. As we stood their watching, they raised their heads and began to howl — in tones that went all over the scale, with varied tempo and volume. I never knew that wolf communication could be so nuanced! There was obviously a whole slew of information embedded in those howls! Wolves are pretty amazing creatures.

105 mmgood 06.12.09 at 12:50 pm

this is a day late, but….

Theresa: he DOES regurgitate food into the mouths of the wolves he works with. this guy is amazingly dedicated to protecting wolves and researching their behavior in the most authentic way he can…by becoming part of the pack.

and is he really to be judged on his looks or hair or for rolling in wolf poo? i think this guy is a hero for the work he does. he has dedicated his life to changing our understanding of wolves, so that armchair wildlife defenders like all us CO fans have something snorgleworthy. so quit yer judgin and get back to squeeeeing, people! stat!

106 MLO 06.12.09 at 5:27 pm

When us humans howl at our dogs people, the dogs howl because our howling hurts their ears. Same goes when a dog hears a siren.
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Funny, I’ve read different; dogs howl when we sing (or howl) because they’re trying to join in. If it hurt their ears, they’d move away from the sound.

For some reason Roscoe is never fooled by human barking or howling. He wasn’t fooled by this guy either…he was just like, ‘meh, whatever’

107 Von Zeppelin 06.12.09 at 5:56 pm

The proprietor of the political snarkoblog TBogg posts weekly about his bassets. He was regretting recently that his two present hounds, Beckham and Fenway, do not howl like the late and gentle Satchmo. It was suggested that playing the harmonica is a good howl-training technique. Of course, sometimes you just get a basset who plays the harmonica.

108 Snurfles 06.12.09 at 6:01 pm

OMG, completely dead from the cute.

109 ToCute! 06.12.09 at 6:32 pm

That is so amazingly cute! How could he not just snuggle that little thing! I just want to squeeze it!

110 Jivanmukta 06.13.09 at 2:30 am

Gorgeous; on so many levels, Could I propose a new section? How about …..Hot guys and their cute critters……..But what would you call it? …………..Suggestions please my animal loving buddies, x

111 sheDevil 06.13.09 at 3:34 am

I saw him on TV, the wolfman who actually lives with the pack. Most of us are more talk than action and I really kowtow to him for actually giving up material comforts to know more about the species!
And that baby howl, awwwwwwwwww!!!!!

112 Charles 06.13.09 at 10:03 am

This bloke works with wolves on a daily basis. He’s seen more wolves grow up and move on then I can count. And I applaud him for keeping one of our foremost predators alive and kicking. and Dang the little ball of black fur was a-dog-able

113 anastasia 06.15.09 at 2:38 pm

what animal is that? a bear, a dog, a something…………….?

114 Julie 06.22.09 at 5:42 pm

That was beautiful!

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