You Sir, win Most Blorpiest

by Meg on June 8, 2009

Check out this guy, he is a disapproving, froggular sphere!

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And now, the disapproving part:

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Sender-Inner Vanessa H. says The Cape Rain Frog rivals the bunny for sheer disapproving-ness. Agreed!

{ 130 comments }

1 ShelleyTambo 06.08.09 at 8:41 am

That’s about how I feel today!

2 ShelleyTambo 06.08.09 at 8:42 am

Um… both the blorpiness and the disapproval.

3 Jocelyn 06.08.09 at 8:45 am

Everything about this is amazing. I love it when Cute Overload can make me laugh out loud.

4 Beth 06.08.09 at 8:47 am

Wow, how does that thig move! It looks like its little legs barely touch.

5 Hila 06.08.09 at 8:47 am

That’s exactly me, two days before my period… :P

6 brinnann 06.08.09 at 8:49 am

@Hila, I find it so fitting that your avatar is Cookie Monster for that comment…

And might I add: The disapproval, it BURNS! :shock:

7 Spacecadet 06.08.09 at 8:56 am

Aww, it’s a Blaasoppie! We have them in our garden, and they sing when it rains. I have never seen one though, because they live underground. They puff up when they feel threatened, so that one really is cross :/

8 Pink Porcupette 06.08.09 at 8:56 am

Mr Frog says, “Hrrrmmpff!”

9 caelus 06.08.09 at 9:03 am

no disapproving scale this time?

10 zeldapie 06.08.09 at 9:04 am

My goodness! Such disapproval! I have only known toads who look rather sad.

11 dawgpup 06.08.09 at 9:06 am

lol balloon frog

12 BeckyMonster 06.08.09 at 9:10 am

I think that CO for real needs to think about having a 2010 Disapproving Wall Calendar. It would be kind of like those horrible “motivational posters” that Dispair.com has spoofed. My favorite of those is: “It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black”

Love the amphibi-grump-orama!!

13 Pussytoes 06.08.09 at 9:11 am

I want to tickle his lil’ chin! Why so grumpy?

14 stef 06.08.09 at 9:11 am

This is by far out the coolest frog I’ve ever seen….

If he could talk, he would sound like Marvin Gaye…

15 Katiedid 06.08.09 at 9:12 am

*POKE*
Is that a tail I see in the background???

16 Lillith 06.08.09 at 9:18 am

Wow, the blorpitude is off the charts!! And is expression makes me want to hang my head in shame just for looking at him.

@Hila, I feel your pain.

17 Melissa H. 06.08.09 at 9:18 am

He looks like a little Japanese cartoon character!

18 Von Zeppelin 06.08.09 at 9:26 am

“If this guy doesn’t get his finger off my back, I’m going give him SUCH a case of warts!”

19 Leah 06.08.09 at 9:27 am

This thing is so spherical, it puts baseballs to shame!
Especially with that disapproval!

This thing is the cutest.
I wanna poooke it.

20 Kristabelle 06.08.09 at 9:31 am

I’m sorry! Whatever it was I did, I’m sorry!!!!

21 kzgz 06.08.09 at 9:41 am

I really think the first picture has even better disapproval, because it incorporates a a head-down kind of moping or fuming look, like he’s muttering to himself.

And CO – you forgot to add the rating on the rabbit scale of disapproval! Oh noes!

22 Bada 06.08.09 at 9:41 am

So cute!

23 LisaL 06.08.09 at 9:44 am

Wow, I didn’t even do anything wrong but it feels like I did!

24 Katrina 06.08.09 at 9:45 am

God was annoyed that day……

25 Lucy's Mommeh 06.08.09 at 9:47 am

The Mondays. He has them.

26 pyrit 06.08.09 at 9:48 am

Sir Baron Blorp Loins, it is time for your aromatherapy bath, with extra gentle cleansers to leave your skin soft and supple.

27 Camille 06.08.09 at 9:48 am

If I kiss this frog, will he turn into Winston?

[You will get your prince. - Ed.]

28 oni 06.08.09 at 9:50 am

cute lil grumpy thing! squee

29 Bryn 06.08.09 at 9:56 am

His disapproval is matched only by his blorpitude!

30 Jezebel 06.08.09 at 10:03 am

He looks bite sized to me. Is he full of jelly?

31 TheotherotherotherLaura 06.08.09 at 10:13 am

That is the harumphingest animal I’ve ever seen. I need, NEED, one of these guys.

32 DKN 06.08.09 at 10:16 am

KATIEDID – *POKE POKE * …..I saw that, too, I think it’s his back leg.

33 brinnann 06.08.09 at 10:17 am

:lol: @ Camille!

34 cheshirekittehkat 06.08.09 at 10:20 am

O Hai, Misture Blasoppie-Toadster…… I know it’s Mundane afternoon; but mebbee you could try to manage a liddol smyol, or at least look less disapproving….. (Hmmmm, the teeney tinee guy kynda reminds me of one of my high-school science teachers, of not-happy memory……) :wink:

35 chanpon 06.08.09 at 10:24 am

I need one of these in my pocket so I can whip it out any time an employee or manager tries to complain in a meeting.

36 opossum 06.08.09 at 10:31 am

Kinda looks like Don Rickles.

37 opossum 06.08.09 at 10:35 am

This is the closest to a grumpy Don Rickles I could find: http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/don_rickles.jpg

hehe

38 Paunchie 06.08.09 at 10:40 am

bahaha! You can’t even see his disapproval face in the first pic, and then whammo!

get that finger offa meh! damn kids these days.

39 Candace 06.08.09 at 10:42 am

Oh the disapproval gets even worse! I don’t know if I’m allowed to copy and paste this link, but it’s worth a look. The little guy is quite unhappy
http://www.arkive.org/media/D7/D7F75966-BBE3-479F-B6F5-6BF07BEA66F0/Presentation.Large/photo.jpg

40 skippymom 06.08.09 at 10:42 am

Something about his face brings to mind my Grandfather Bob, who was a simple, honest and decent man and who most definitely would have disapproved of everything CO stands for. May he rest in peace.

41 Jessica 06.08.09 at 10:48 am

First thing I thought of: Chet, from “Weird Science.”

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/9/567/31195_512×288_generated__6PQAEpSw7EOf98udHNv0kQ.jpg

42 Sandy 06.08.09 at 10:56 am

fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!

43 Aoife 06.08.09 at 11:03 am

Makes me want to cry. *sniff*

44 Des 06.08.09 at 11:04 am

I really love his disapproving face. I’m not sure why, maybe it’s because it’s sooo much more disapproving than mine!

45 Pheas 06.08.09 at 11:07 am

Froggie, did you have three meetings today, too? I feel your pain.

46 Lucas 06.08.09 at 11:08 am

Oh nightmares! So many nightmares!

47 Kathryn 06.08.09 at 11:11 am

I present a challenger in the category of most blorpiest:

http://www.capesnakes.org.za/gallery.content/jens/aaa.sized.jpg

48 WendyPinNJ 06.08.09 at 11:12 am

“MOST BLORPIEST” indeed!!!!!

Is that even grammatically correct?

49 tubbysnuggles 06.08.09 at 11:18 am

what the heck? it’s like he doesn’t have a head at all!

He looks a lot like a Chicken McNugget.

50 Trixie 06.08.09 at 11:20 am

He definitely has a person face, which is pretty odd.

51 January 06.08.09 at 11:43 am

Sweet, people, just plain sweet.

52 cosmiquemuffin 06.08.09 at 11:47 am

That is one curmudgeonly BLOOP!

53 Kallisto 06.08.09 at 12:00 pm

Wow, I feel thoroughly disapproved of. Seriously.

54 RevWaldo 06.08.09 at 12:28 pm
55 sas 06.08.09 at 12:54 pm

You kids get off’n ma Lilly pad. And STOP licking me!

Harrumph!

56 Lucy's Mommeh 06.08.09 at 1:00 pm

I looked up Blaasoppie & all I came up with was a fish…

And WendyPinNJ, does the name Cutter mean anything to you?

57 sinick 06.08.09 at 1:04 pm

And here, class, we see one of the more interesting subatomic particles, the NOtron.

58 sinick 06.08.09 at 1:06 pm

@Lucy’s Mommeh -
Where’d you look? I just plugged Blaasoppie into google, and the very first thing that came up was this – http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Elachistocleis_ovalis_-_blaasoppie.jpg

59 =^.^= 06.08.09 at 1:08 pm

soooo grumpy :D

60 Lillith 06.08.09 at 1:13 pm

*head tilt* I just realized he kinda looks like Ed Asner…

61 Snowpea 06.08.09 at 1:17 pm

Mr Froggy, turn that frown upside down!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3648/3608667178_a874ece94b_m.jpg

62 Snowpea 06.08.09 at 1:18 pm

Kathryn, that is one blorpy lil dude, with icing on top! WOW

63 Katrina 06.08.09 at 1:21 pm

Remember Mick Jagger the Crab? Yeah, like that. Just not with red-orange lipstick.

64 balamuthia 06.08.09 at 1:26 pm

Aw, he’s disapproving because the big lunch he had gave him terrible gas! He looks so bloatie!

65 Noelegy 06.08.09 at 1:29 pm

“Blaasoppie” sounds sort of like a CO-spawned word. Pasickie! Blaasoppie!

Can’t you just picture this grumpy-puss with a pasickie in his mouth?

66 James 06.08.09 at 1:49 pm

It’s Afrikaans…

Blaas = Blow
Op = Up
pie = used to denote diminutive or young form

Little Blow Up!

67 cafegrrl 06.08.09 at 1:55 pm

Great shots!

68 Marie 06.08.09 at 2:05 pm

That gaze makes me shrivel from guilt. What did I do?

But overall I loves it and want to kees!

69 Paunchie 06.08.09 at 2:10 pm

“blaasoppie” sounds like you got a tummy ache. Which this little guy may have! Or that you have gas….. prolly both me thinks.

70 Sporkles 06.08.09 at 2:30 pm

awwwww! He’s so grumpy, but i could never take him seriously because i would be too busy oogling his cutefulness. And he has lots of cutefuls to oogle.

71 Existantia 06.08.09 at 3:48 pm

Someone give this froggy some Gas-X, stat!!!

Is he the froggular voishone of Violet Beauregard? Now all we need are some flies dancing around him with tiny orange Oompa Loompa wigs.

[Somebody call Webster's, I think we've got a new definition for "Trippy"... - Ed.]

72 Von Zeppelin 06.08.09 at 3:56 pm

WendyPinNJ–You ask if “Most Blorpiest” is grammatically correct. The double superlative is not generally considered correct in modern English, but Shakespeare used them occasionally:
“This was the MOST UNKINDEST cut of all;
For when the noble Caesar saw him stab,
Ingratitude, more strong than traitors’ arms,
Quite vanquish’d him. . .”

I think we can all agree that Mr. Toadsphere deserves the title of “Most “Blorpiest.”

73 susanreneewa 06.08.09 at 4:00 pm

Oh my, you have to see them in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mISMwN-0ggE

Heeeeheehee!

74 MLO 06.08.09 at 4:10 pm

Frog: “go AWAY!!!”

75 Amy 06.08.09 at 4:19 pm

Oh, such cute disapproval!

76 i_wuvs_puttins 06.08.09 at 4:26 pm

No, I disapprove and I shall hold my breath till I turn blue!

77 Janna 06.08.09 at 5:09 pm

I’ll call him Bubble Buddy! Maybe a top hat would make him feel happy. I LOVE him! Thanks for the pic!

78 Chris 06.08.09 at 5:25 pm

When I looked at the disapproval, I know I saw some steam float from the nostrils…

79 Selphie le Boffin 06.08.09 at 6:46 pm

Snowpea – awesome.
And yes, we definately need a disapproval scale for this one.

80 Brian 06.08.09 at 6:58 pm

Where is the disapproval scale? I always looked forward to seeing how many Disapproving buns some other disapproving animal rates.
I give this frog 4.5 disapproving bunnies out of 5.

81 Ruth 06.08.09 at 8:04 pm

Wow, watch out bunnies !

82 puddlepeppers 06.08.09 at 8:16 pm

Cape Rain Frog…a pretty name for an awesome frog…maybe he disapproves
that we had to turn around and drive back to help a big box turtle cross the road
this morning. Frog says, “You call that a rescue? IMMEDIATELY is the time to
stop!!! What a let-down for turtles and frogs…” Y’know, I was proud of my
husband for going back to look…But frog disapproval makes us feel ugly and
blorpy and unwashed as we begin the Walk of Shame…

83 Deb 06.08.09 at 8:25 pm

I LOVE disapproving animals! Rabbits, bulldogs, frogs, you name it.
This fellow seems to say..”I am HIGHLY offended at the fact of you witnessing my blorpy girth. Please step off immediately, you insolent, insignificant, intruding nosey Parker.”
I was at the California Academy of Sciences recently and saw a fine tank of disapproving manta rays, but the light wasn’t good enough to get a photo. They were offended, though, let me tell you.

84 puddlepeppers 06.08.09 at 8:33 pm

Hila…I know how you feel…crappy…be real good to yourself
for as many days as you need…disapprove all you want…

85 Subhangi 06.08.09 at 10:26 pm

ROFL! The most hilarious blorpitude ever!

86 Kivios 06.09.09 at 1:49 am

BLORPPIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

87 kat 06.09.09 at 4:07 am

blorp! haha he is unbelieveable!!

where is the disapproving bunneh scale?? i think he gets a 3 of 5, maybe 4?

88 Chrissy DeLizzio 06.09.09 at 4:50 am

OMG choking on my cereal, that is the funniest disapproval face I’ve ever seen!!! LMAO

89 Steph 06.09.09 at 5:00 am

is he blorpy because of the finger on his back? poor fella… yes he really rivals
the disapproving bunny. IMO the frog wins!!

90 Theresa 06.09.09 at 7:56 am

BTW, check the scale of frog-to-finger– he’s TINY as well as blorpy.

91 Realitymonster 06.09.09 at 8:22 am

He’s like a grumpy berry! A grumpleberry!

92 Rooanne 06.09.09 at 10:24 am

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have to admit, this is the first time I really squeeeeed out loud. I LOVE that FACE. He is going to be my wallpaper! Hooray for Froggy McFroggersons! (guess I have strange taste….)

93 Paunchie 06.09.09 at 10:32 am

LOL the Attenborough vid! So the males are so much smaller than the females, they form a sticky glue on their underside to stick to her during mating. However this sometimes leads to a chain of enthusiastic, yet undiscriminating males, stuck to one another.

mmhmm. heh heh heh heh

94 Paunchie 06.09.09 at 10:39 am

I still don’t understand though how do they live underground for so long? With no food or water?

95 Froggy 06.09.09 at 5:54 pm

He is so frowny! Why so frowny, Mr.Frog?

96 n o s e c k s 06.09.09 at 7:06 pm

Oh my gosh, That is so cute! I love his ‘ disapproving ‘ face. ;D

97 Megan T. 06.10.09 at 6:55 am

OMG.

Where is his head?! I thought frog/toads had heads! My world is shaken.

98 MoniMe 06.10.09 at 3:22 pm

Can we get a disapproval rating? is this a 5 out of 5?

99 16Phoenix 06.12.09 at 2:25 am

@Hila & brinnann ROFL!!!!! u both cracked me up. i was laugh so hard i was crying.

100 Kelly 06.12.09 at 8:48 am

He doesn’t say ribbit — he says “harumph”.

101 kaba_jabba_freaks 06.12.09 at 12:25 pm

thats funny but kreepy and weird all at the same time!?!?!?!?…

102 Blueindy 06.12.09 at 8:38 pm

So ugly, but kind of cute also!

103 jenjen 06.12.09 at 9:07 pm

What an awesome little alien mug he has! I for one welcome our amphibian overlords.

104 AnnRan 06.13.09 at 12:48 am

OMG, love that crabby frog face. I needed a smile today, that helped, thanks!

105 Barbarella 06.13.09 at 2:19 am

Hahahah! What a face! ROFL

106 Desi 06.13.09 at 4:08 am

Disapproving Wall Calendar?! Top idea! Doooo it!

107 Patti 06.13.09 at 4:32 am

@ Kelly So that was what it was !! I am glad you heard him – my hearing is not so good. I last saw a Grumpfull Face like that when Mama burned my Step-Daddy’s Toast. The Disapproving Bunny is a gentle soul – more of a Bunnifactor than a disapproving guy – the Toad wins the cup / medal whatever for being disapproving because he could disapprove just anything – it has a permanency – that look

108 MandyMo 06.14.09 at 6:10 am

He looks like my high school algebra teacher. :)

109 Christy 06.14.09 at 8:22 am

He reminds me of a cranky little old man :)

110 Patti 06.14.09 at 8:48 am

oh sure he does – he is – to me the crankiest of lil ol’ guys right! and so was my Step-Daddy of whom this little Blorpiest of characters makes me think.
He is about to say – eugh – blerp – no sugar in this Cawfee
Nope – I correct myself – have him say “If this is tea then I want coffee but if it IS Coffee bring me some tea”

111 Vania Melamed 06.14.09 at 3:19 pm

ALL HAIL…FELAFEL FROG!!! Sidekick of Tehina Toad. Muahahaha.

112 andre 06.14.09 at 4:17 pm

be careful they’re close to endangered

113 Mosskat 06.15.09 at 10:55 am

oh god, it’s so cute x___x

114 Paunchie 06.15.09 at 11:01 am

I think you should include Mr. Blorpy in the next CO calendar.

[That'll have to be the 2011 calendar, at this point. - Ed.]

115 Paunchie 06.15.09 at 11:35 am

@ Eds: by that time the memory of blaasopie will have faded, and I’m sure to LOL all over again!

116 jackie 06.15.09 at 12:10 pm

tha real puff daddy!

117 Kangaroo (aka anastasia) 06.15.09 at 4:39 pm

ahhhhhn…head tilt. but wheres the disapproval rate? i’d say 7 out of 5

118 Danielle 06.17.09 at 5:55 am

He’s just a little ball of disapproving-ness, isn’t he?

119 Jackie 06.17.09 at 2:43 pm

“What the heck? it’s like he doesn’t have a head at all!

He looks a lot like a Chicken McNugget.” – Tubbysnuggles

That just reminded me of the Poppler episode of Futurama, creepy.

120 nikki 06.19.09 at 7:35 am

I don’t unrstand how he hops or moves or anything. Is there just one in existence ever?

[You & I aren't meant to understand quantum amphibianics, Nik. Best leave it to the ivory-tower biophysicists. ;) - Ed.]

121 mar 06.19.09 at 8:11 am

he is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!

122 Cara 06.19.09 at 8:43 am

“Anybody got a pin? Anyone?”

123 Marilynne 06.19.09 at 11:21 am

He’s not disapproving, he’s just uncomfortably gassy.

124 Peppy 06.19.09 at 11:43 am

Why is he so cute! The same form of cute associated with old grumpy men like the grandpa from “Up”.

125 Maddie 06.19.09 at 6:51 pm

You should name him Blorp. He is cute in an odd way…

126 Ashley 06.19.09 at 7:34 pm

I love him.

127 nicole 06.21.09 at 9:33 am

I think you mean moist blorpiest.

128 Grace 06.28.09 at 8:59 am

OMG FUNNIEST CUTEST MOST ADORABLE THING BESIDES MANATEES ON EARTH!

129 Grace 06.28.09 at 9:07 am

i must poke it!!!! do u ever get that feelin where some10 is soooo cute u wannna sqeeuze it????

130 Amyt 06.29.09 at 4:27 pm

Thats not cute that is ugly.

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