The Hard-Hitting Analyst

Yes… tell me about the last time the milk spilled…


I’ll tell you anything you want to know, Dawn C. ANYTHING!



  1. chanpon says:

    I can peer into your soul!!!

  2. intensely fuzzies.

  3. sunnymum says:

    Hypnotized. Paralyzed. Fuzzified. You pwn me kitters.

  4. Look into my eyes and repeat after me: I can haz cheezeburger

    [For the umpty-zillionth time, WRONG WEBSITE!! 😛 – Ed.]

  5. catloveschanel says:

    I saw this kitteh on Law N Order, prosecutin….

  6. great as always… reminds me of my sister’s kitty.

  7. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    I want the exact location of the spilled milk, preferably in latitude and longitude, as well as a list of any obstacles I…er, someone…would encounter if they were on their way to clean it up. Closed doors, menace dogs, catnip traps, etc. Also, if you could specify whether it was skim or 2%, that’d be great.

    Oh, and if it was on carpet and you’re wasting my time, I’ll pee in your shoes.

  8. Mary (the first) says:

    That kitn looks to be lounging on a piece of styrofoam…he probably has just escapted from boxhab ..

  9. I bet everything this kitten sees is in soft focus.

  10. What a sweetheart! He (or she) is definitely the cat version of Carl Rogers.

  11. fish eye no miko says:

    “I’m Meowly Safer, and this is _60 Kittens_.”

  12. cant stop staring into those gorgeous eyes

  13. “And how did that make you FEEEEEEEEeeeeeel . . . ?”

    Full of meelk, thanks. Urp!

  14. Dang it! Should have been:

    “And how did that make you FEEEEEline?’

    L’esprit d’escalier encore!

  15. Look deep into my eyes. That’s it. You are getting sleepy. Now repeat after, “I,
    Amy, will spend my entire paycheck on tuna and catnip for analyst kitty.” Very good. When you wake up, you will remember nothing of this until you hear me meow, at which time you will be unable to resist the urge to fulfill the above promise.

  16. Don’t it make your blue eyes green!

  17. 260Oakley says:

    I was in therapy with this guy for a while, but I had to stop after I developed a serious case of transfurance.

    [Sometimes a crocheted catnip mousie is just a crocheted catnip mousie. 😎 – Ed.]

  18. Transpogue says:

    No one has gotten the reference yet??

    Think back people….

    Nora Dunn. 80s SNL.

    “Don’t look at me. LOOK. AT. YOURSELF.”

  19. Straight out of Louis Wain’s “normal” period.

  20. We’ll go to the phones now… Roanoke, Virginia, hello!

    (Say in Larry King voice)

  21. puddlepeppers says:

    AMY…You have brightened my day! Looks like cat treats overload…

  22. kibblenibble says:

    Most gorgeousest kitteh evah! Want!

  23. puddlepeppers says:

    Argyle Donkeypants…Brilliant! Does that make you a smartypants?

  24. misscrisp says:

    Yes kitteh, I’ll bare my soul. Reminds me of this one:

  25. Lillith says:

    Does anyone not see that the stripes pattern on bebbeh’ forehead form another kitteh? It’s a sign people! Of what I don’t know, but I’m sure its a sign of some sort… Um…

  26. *boops kitten nose*

  27. I can has? Pweese? 🙂

  28. I think this kitty has a lazy eye (at least that’s what I think it’s called in english)
    Check out the left one..

  29. If I was a doctor, I would prescribe intensive kitten therapy for all my depressed patients. I wonder if Dr. Stripely here is in-network for my health insurance plan?

  30. Kristabelle says:

    For the hundredth time, I SO wish I were not allergic to kitties!! 😦 What a sweetheart!!!

  31. Katrina says:

    Beautiful puddy-tat, but I think well, it knows it is a beautiful puddy-tat, healthy puddy ego structure there.

  32. Elisha B. says:

    In response to the hovertext……no I am too swept up in your beautiful eyes to even think about myself!!!

  33. Homer,
    I believe you’re referring to strabismus— an inward or outward turning of the eye(s) (as seen on Jean-Paul Sartre, Barbra Streisand, John Hodgman– yes, Mr. H, I’m outing you). Commonly confused with strabismus, “lazy eye” actually refers to amblyopia, a disorder wherein the brain only processes information from one eye (ostensibly because the vision in the other eye is extremely poor, but there’s a chicken-or-the-egg aspect to this and we have no answers. Paging Dr. Sacks…). While the term “lazy eye” erroneously implies that amblyopics could stop going blind and attain stereoscopic vision if they’d just put down the bong and turn off the PlayStation, I’m disinclined to take offense at the term because, as a person with strabismus, I am in desperate need of someone to make fun of.

    Yours, as ever,
    Mr. Patito F. Gigante

  34. Ummmm, milk? Did you say you wanted milk, kitteh?? Haow menny bottuls?? 😯

  35. Katrina says:

    I gots em both, too Mr. Patito F. Gigante.

    Ours as ever, yes, yesm, you are.

  36. Graceofbass says:

    A lite-colored face w/ black nose = absolutely adorable.

  37. (…also, LOTS of kittens have that goofy Halp-Can’t-Focus thing going on; often they grow out of it later)

    (Also also, our half-Siamese boy actually has nystagmus.)

  38. I shall call him Anderson Cooper. Dreamy blue eyes and serious anchor type posing.

  39. For some reason i see him in Lucy’s psychiatrist booth!

  40. I think I have 5¢ upstairs in the change jar…

  41. Kitty is saying “Catitude Is Everything.” 🙂

  42. Baroooo @Theo’s nystagmus kitty. Poor baby 😦

    I don’t know baseball, but I like it when Meg says a kitten is “looking at first, throwing to third”. And from the Japanese comes “ron-pari”, slang for “London-Paris”, used to describe a person who appears to be looking toward both cities at the same time (like I do when my yacht’s on the Channel).