Look! Up in the Sky!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on June 5, 2009

It’s a bird … on a bird!  Yes, it’s time once again for the thrilling adventures of Gaylord, The Wonder Crow, atop his trusty vulture Dagmar as they fight a never-ending crusade against improper grocery bagging practices! Whenever bags are filled past rated load limits, wherever bread is crushed beneath cantaloupes and detergent boxes, Gaylord and Dagmar are there to save the day!

bird bffs

Sorry, Catherine — all the good superhero gigs were taken.

{ 101 comments }

1 Eastie 06.05.09 at 11:46 am

It’s the only way to travel!

2 Paunchie 06.05.09 at 11:48 am

they be using Dagmar’s carrion radar, is what I’m thinking! Smart crow!

It reminds me of sci fi books I read as a yewt, with people ridin’ dragons and such.

3 Joanie 06.05.09 at 11:49 am

I would welcome those superheroes!

4 Metz 06.05.09 at 11:51 am

Oh my gawd.
I best be checking my recyclables to make sure they’re properly sorted.
I shudder to think what powers these two posess.

5 Berg 06.05.09 at 11:52 am

It just goes to show how clever crows really are… Why fly when you can ride?!

6 claudia 06.05.09 at 11:52 am

:O whoa…

7 Theo 06.05.09 at 11:53 am

Yeah, I’m gonna need some backstory on this one.

Mike? Meg? Snopes??

8 Shaz 06.05.09 at 11:56 am

That is awesome. AWESOME. One seriously smart crow. :) Look at it, with the wings spread, enjoying the breeze, no work at all. I’m with Theo — are these guys friends? Is it a one-time thing? Or a long-term partnership? Is Dagmar weak of eyesight (normally, vultures are very sharp eyed, no?)? What IS THE STORY!?!?

9 Nekussa 06.05.09 at 12:03 pm

I wonder if Gaylord had any carrion luggage?

10 StormCat 06.05.09 at 12:03 pm

Is that a Condor that he’s riding? It doesn’t look like any type of Vulture that I’ve seen, not that I’ve seen them all…

But Crows are pretty smart birds!

11 Patito Gigante 06.05.09 at 12:13 pm

Nekussa, you’ve earned it.

12 Paunchie 06.05.09 at 12:14 pm

nah, it’s a vulture. A buzzard. Condors are humungo.

13 Starlinguk 06.05.09 at 12:15 pm

Crows attack birds of prey, I’m assuming that’s what the back story is (and a lucky shot from the photographer).

Go Gaylord, go, somebody’s just packed a box of eggs all the way at the bottom of the bag!

14 Starlinguk 06.05.09 at 12:16 pm

*backtracks*

Hang on, how can a vulture be a buzzard? Over here they’re a separate species.

15 pyrit 06.05.09 at 12:22 pm

Golden Eagle.

16 Robin 06.05.09 at 12:22 pm

Haha, it’s a blackbird being territorial. Hysterical story – the other day I was at the zoo. We reached the ostrich exhibit, which is this big grassy open space surrounded by trees and bushes, but no matter how hard we looked we could not find where the ostrich was. So we kept moving. At the next exhibit, I happened to look over at the last one and saw the ostrich out grazing. “Hey look,” I told my friends, “The ostrich is finally out.” Then I saw this little black shape flitting around the back of the ostrich. “AND HE’S BEING ATTACKED BY A BLACKBIRD!” We ran back and watched, laughing, as the red-winged blackbird and his wife attacked a bird at least a hundred times bigger. Now we know why the ostrich was in hiding at first. Those blackbirds were persistent!

17 Jennifer 06.05.09 at 12:22 pm

I’m with Theo on this one. Gonna have to call Photoshop.

[That is NOT what I said. - Ed.]

18 imnothere 06.05.09 at 12:23 pm

OK so i’m not crazy. it can happen…yesterday while on my beach walkies, i thought i saw a pelican with s small bird on its back?!?

19 Robin 06.05.09 at 12:24 pm

pyrit, that’s no golden eagle. I think it’s a vulture, possibly a griffon vulture.

20 skippymom 06.05.09 at 12:28 pm

Omigod does anybody else see a little bird on fire on the underside of the vulture’s wing?

21 Brie 06.05.09 at 12:29 pm

Nekussa, that joke was just awesome.

22 Paunchie 06.05.09 at 12:32 pm

A buzzard is a north american vulture. I just looked it up.

But it ain’t no eagle, check the plumage (the lack of) on his head.

23 balamuthia 06.05.09 at 12:47 pm

I’m surprised there’s not more ’shop nuff!

Absolutely awesome!!

24 kim 06.05.09 at 12:48 pm
25 tuxedomom 06.05.09 at 12:53 pm

Ha Ha! Good one skippymom!

26 January 06.05.09 at 12:54 pm

And do you believe that hummingbirds fly south on the backs of geese?

27 skippymom 06.05.09 at 12:58 pm

(tank you very moishe, tuxie)

28 marion 06.05.09 at 1:06 pm

It is confusing when names cross continents and get attached to a different species, A Buzzard is a common bird of prey in the UK and in the USA hats what they call the southern black vulture, This Vulture is a rare European one, photo from Spain and the bird is a Crow, much bigger than a blackbird!

29 Caitlin 06.05.09 at 1:23 pm

@Paunchie…

a yewt? What’s a yewt?

;-D

30 pyrit 06.05.09 at 1:24 pm

Robin – You’re right. I shouldn’t have rushed to comment ‘on the fly’.
I see it now. It’s Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.

31 Kris10 06.05.09 at 1:28 pm

I need Gaylord’s help!
As my dastardly roommate, THE CRUSHER often mixes cans with produce!
AND hot foods with ice cream! D: I desperately seek his aid!

32 Lou 06.05.09 at 1:29 pm

Well I’ve seen it all now – there are no more reasons to stay alive – *goes off to commit Hari Kiri shaking head at the same time* :-o

33 Shaz 06.05.09 at 1:32 pm

I have the giggles. :)

34 lu-lu 06.05.09 at 1:32 pm

Blackbirds, mockingbirds and crows ain’t scared of no hawk! I see them harassing birds of prey all the time. they are cool

35 Von Zeppelin 06.05.09 at 1:32 pm

“Ladies, gentlemen and crows, we are beginning our final approach into Tulsa. Please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened and your tray tables are in the upright and locked positions. Have a pleasant afternoon, and thank you for choosing Vulture Airlines.”

36 pyrit 06.05.09 at 1:35 pm

Ha!
carrion luggage.
(coff) vulture joke (coff)

37 derz 06.05.09 at 1:36 pm

What. the. hey-elll???

lazy bird. lol

38 pyrit 06.05.09 at 1:44 pm

It’s Vinny “the vulture” Gambini!

39 gizmo 06.05.09 at 1:46 pm

Anybody else hearing Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries?

40 Theo 06.05.09 at 1:50 pm

…on kazoo?

41 chanpon 06.05.09 at 1:53 pm

The blackbird needs to have a tiny set of reigns attached to the vulture’s head.

42 ceejoe 06.05.09 at 1:54 pm

nuh uh…
damn, gotta love animals…
heard it here before, but why can’t we all get along like that?

43 JENNA 06.05.09 at 2:05 pm

I love crows!!! they are sooooo smart!!

44 Marie 06.05.09 at 2:42 pm

I’m rubbing my eyes and I can still see it! Too, too funny!

Okay, we all know raptors and crows do not get along, so that little bugger is doing some Jedi mind trick thing. What else can it be!

45 cheshirekittehkat 06.05.09 at 2:52 pm

Wut will Gaylord and Dagmar do to the improperly loading grocery bag offenders??? O Nooooes! The ultimate insult……. they will both aerially poop on them!!! :shock:

46 paulajeanne 06.05.09 at 2:57 pm

Paunchie, whot do you mean as a yewt! I’se 64 and I still reads ‘em!

47 paulajeanne 06.05.09 at 3:02 pm

Skippymom, just to the right of the little bird under the wing, do you also see the head of a ferret? Check it out!

48 Mary (the first) 06.05.09 at 3:15 pm

Small bird on big bird.
Why is there no banana?
Did they not earn one?

49 KittyAdventures 06.05.09 at 3:22 pm

Vulture Thought Bubble… “Stupid Crow!!!!”

50 berthaservant 06.05.09 at 3:24 pm

If Theo says it’s photoshopped that’s good enough for me!
[I DIDN'T - Ed.]

Though I do have to admit it’s nice to get some boid-on-boid ak-shun!

51 Lucas 06.05.09 at 3:39 pm

Oh dear! That can’t be real!

52 Theresa 06.05.09 at 3:40 pm

Theo, yes, massed kazoos with Jews-Harp and yodeling. That was the original orchestration.

53 Saffron 06.05.09 at 3:41 pm

New TV show coming to you this Fall:
“Prey For Us” Starring Gaylord the Wonder Crow, just off of his 7 year run as the star of “Crow-ded Justice” and, introducing, Dagmar the vulture. Dagmar comes to us from her recent win as “America’s Next Top Carnivore” where she beat out a crowded field of pumas, lions, my Uncle Irv who really likes a juicy steak, and a shark, to win the title. Dagmar and Gaylord have been linked in the tabloids, particularly, Death & Style and the National Enviscerator. Watch the sparks and various entrails fly as these two stars combine to form the beakiest crime fighting duo this side of…er, well nothing, really.
Gaylord and Dagmar!

54 Theresa 06.05.09 at 3:43 pm

@Marie, you’re right about the crows and raptors– I think this might just be a quick shot of the crow diving at the hawk, as they often do. He’s not really sitting on the hawk, the camera caught him at the moment he made contact– he probably flew right off, and went around for another attack.

55 violetgreen 06.05.09 at 4:11 pm

Wheeee! Vulture-surfing! Ride ‘em, crowboy!

56 Quincy 06.05.09 at 4:20 pm

Gaylord? Really? *snort*

57 Mary (the first) 06.05.09 at 4:24 pm

@Saffron *snerk*

58 Marie 06.05.09 at 4:26 pm

Theresa, it drives me nuts, too. I am total Team Raptor (did I just write that?). When it comes to birds they basically live and let live. I’ve seen a hawk totally hanging out with a hummingbird – like best buds! So when I see crows crowd around and bully a hawk or eagle it makes me nuts! That’s when I wish for a super-duper squirt gun to space. Lol!

59 Tom 06.05.09 at 4:35 pm

And the shuttle makes its way back home again, aboard its specially modified 747.

60 smarsh 06.05.09 at 5:08 pm

It’s a bird! And a plane! >_>

61 Theresa 06.05.09 at 6:03 pm

PS So who do we call about people who get in the express line with more than 15 items? The parrot and the banana?

62 qeqe 06.05.09 at 6:35 pm

yo dawg

i put a bird on yo bird so u can fly while u fly

63 JohnnieCanuck 06.05.09 at 6:41 pm

Umm, ceejoe @41.

Yes it would be nice if humans could all get along as well as animals do in certain selected pictures. I agree, but…

There’s a good chance this is a deceptive photographic moment in the typical behaviour of crows with respect to raptors, namely a harassing attack by the ‘rider’.

I always take a little pleasure in seeing song birds doing the same thing to crows. Harassing that is, not riding.

64 puddlepeppers 06.05.09 at 7:16 pm

Y’know…when you get home and it turns out something you
bought is missing…Do Gaylord and Dagmar do an “after-the-fact” attack?
^OO<

65 Lerrinus 06.05.09 at 7:21 pm

good one smarsh! :-D

66 Leilani 06.05.09 at 7:35 pm

Here in Delaware, we have two major roadkillivores: black-headed vultures (with, of course, black heads) and turkey vultures, which have red heads. However, they are colloquially known as “buzzards.” (I knew a guy from New Jersey, though, who swore they were chicken hawks.) The poor things are harassed mercilessly by crows, grackles, starlings, redwing blackbirds, mockingbirds, and blue jays. I once saw a mockingbird divebombing a bald eagle until the eagle turned its head and gave it the eyeball . . . whereupon it flew away tra-la-la as if it were just out for a breath of fresh air. Funniest thing I ever saw!

67 Cory McD. 06.05.09 at 7:45 pm

Ride of the Valkyries isn’t the song I hear.

It’s this one, “Surfin’ Bird.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow&fmt=18

[Yes! Good call... as long as it isn't Peter Griffin singing - Ed.]

68 nycat 06.05.09 at 7:47 pm

Birds these days… Too lazy, want to be spoonfed. Can’t even fly by themselves. That’s it! Crow, you’re grounded.

69 Jenni 06.05.09 at 8:04 pm

Awesome shot of mobbing!

70 Luckster 06.05.09 at 8:09 pm

It’s a scavenger taxi service!

71 Jimbo 06.05.09 at 8:36 pm

Gaylord is a freeloader.

72 dawgpup 06.05.09 at 8:44 pm

does any one know what kind of vulture that is?

73 BabyOpossum 06.05.09 at 8:44 pm

I keep wanting Gaylord to be the vulture, a la Broom Hilda…

74 dawgpup 06.05.09 at 8:48 pm

and actually its pretty common (more common than most people think anyways) for a small bird to ride on a larger one though its rarely photographed!

75 SquirrelTV 06.05.09 at 9:21 pm

Up, up and hitching a ride. Very cool to see!

76 Xenobiologista 06.05.09 at 10:04 pm

There are some raptors that eat other birds and some raptors that don’t eat other birds. This doesn’t mean that the latter are peace-loving vegetarians. It just means they eat mammals instead. Getting along, my foot.

77 Mud Bug 06.05.09 at 10:20 pm

Being a so.Cal. girl I went straight to Jan & Dean :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKHga6V4VD8&feature=related

(Check out the socks at 1:23 )

78 skye 06.05.09 at 10:31 pm

Gaylord? Is that a reference to something, just a name, or just rude?

79 Subhangi 06.05.09 at 10:37 pm

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call “If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.”

80 doomchild 06.05.09 at 11:16 pm

…Gaylord?

81 Michael Claymore 06.05.09 at 11:23 pm

Freeloader.

82 Katrina 06.06.09 at 5:03 am

Where the bananas?
On the top, where they should be!
Not the ‘friendly skies”

Makes for a great picture, though!
Carrion luggage *ACHK* (a super snerk)

83 Vanessa 06.06.09 at 5:23 am

I adore Corvids – they are so brilliant! I love vultures too, and this guy is being very kind to give the Corvid a lift. They must be going to lunch.
Great post.

84 Kallisto 06.06.09 at 5:26 am

Yes, Ride of the Valkyries. Over here as well!
Also: Nomtom, I love the text on this one. Well done. And my middle name is actually Dagmar.

85 RevWaldo 06.06.09 at 9:21 am

Master Blaster!

86 sballmonkee 06.06.09 at 10:12 am

AW!!!!! we love your blogg!!!!!!

87 cath 06.06.09 at 10:15 am

*shifty eyes, sing-song voice* “Theo says it’s photoshopped! Theo says it’s ph–” *looks around, sees Theo, ducks and runs for cover*

*whispers out from behind the hedge* “Psssst! Ask Theo if he thinks it’s pho–” *sees Theo again, scurries off*

____________________________

cool picture; must have been a hard moment to catch. gaylord and dagmar are an astonishingly swift duo.

88 Deckard Canine 06.06.09 at 12:28 pm

My Crow-Scope = microscope? LOL!

89 Staticgirl 06.06.09 at 2:11 pm

Gaylord! *British snigger*

90 MoonCatty 06.06.09 at 2:57 pm

Scientific studies have revealed that vultures equipped with a crow airfoil fly 19% faster than standard vultures.

91 Vanessa 06.06.09 at 3:09 pm

Deckard Canine, that was very witty and made me laugh.

92 Redbone 06.06.09 at 3:53 pm

There’s a rather attractive weather lady in Atlanta, GA named Dagmar Midcap, so all that about buzzards and carrion just seems so… wrong. I do not want to imagine Ms. Midcap ear-deep in roadkill, okay? XD *snort*

93 newmaldon 06.06.09 at 3:59 pm

That is amazing! I keep imagining Gaylord landing on his back like a plane landing on an aircraft carrier.

94 Von Zeppelin 06.06.09 at 5:57 pm

There was a TV personality in the 50s named Dagmar, know for her. . . ample figure. In her honor the large chrome bullets on the bumpers of ‘53 Cadillacs were called “Dagmars.”

95 puddlepeppers 06.06.09 at 7:07 pm

Theresa, for more than 15 items in the express line, call “Not Cute Overload”.
^OO<

96 Myalli 06.06.09 at 7:44 pm

So, the Buzzard, vulture, condor, whatever caught itself a meal for later. wow. Who knew?

97 BabyOpossum 06.06.09 at 7:48 pm

Dagmar has a very Skeksis look about her, even by vulture standards.

98 BettyCrockerPunkRocker 06.07.09 at 9:27 am

@ RevWaldo:
Yes! Master Blaster! Great reference!

99 blair 06.07.09 at 12:09 pm

i had three roadrunners in my backyard yesterday. a parental unit and two annoying adolescents begging the big one for food.

doesn’t really have anything to do with this story but i’ve never seen two roadrunners together before, so when three show up in my own backyard, and one throws a rock at my sliding glass door, i have to post it somewhere, don’t i?

100 dia 06.07.09 at 2:54 pm

I’m going to have to add un-necessary double-bagging to the list. I have enough plastic bags already!

This is an amazing pic. No so much cute as awesome.

101 fefe 06.07.09 at 11:12 pm

The crow is tired of flying solo.

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