Can’t… Handle… the… Squeaking!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on May 28, 2009

Baby otters… the squeaking… too cute… must not… squee… got to… hold on… must… cover ears… can’t resist… the squeaking… no use… defenses failing… ear-covering ineffective… brain turning to… pudding… squee-ing imminent…

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(continued in hovertext)

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{ 127 comments }

1 cafegrrl 05.28.09 at 11:02 am

SQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

2 Metz 05.28.09 at 11:04 am

And people wonder why we fear otters are plotting to take over the world.

3 kzgz 05.28.09 at 11:04 am

how can such a peep-like sound come from such furry moufs?? SQUEEE!

4 kzgz 05.28.09 at 11:04 am

(cont.) EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

5 jill 05.28.09 at 11:08 am

oh YES!!!! I would like a dozen please!!!

6 J. 05.28.09 at 11:13 am

Are you sure you otter have posted that? SQUEEEEEEEEEEE.

7 Theo 05.28.09 at 11:15 am

:D MEEPS! :D

8 Wolfy 05.28.09 at 11:15 am

Let’s hope they never plot world domination or there’s no hope for us.
-SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

9 Cerise 05.28.09 at 11:19 am

Oh, dear god in HEAVEN.

10 Luke 05.28.09 at 11:20 am

MORE SQUEEKS FOR ADORABLE OTTERS! -

11 lawyergirl77 05.28.09 at 11:23 am

*head explodes*

12 riolinda 05.28.09 at 11:23 am

my brain is pudding!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

13 Kate 05.28.09 at 11:26 am

Watching the cats go nuts over the sound was even better than the video itself!

14 Aoife 05.28.09 at 11:31 am

I really need a baby otter snorgle right now. :(

15 pyrit 05.28.09 at 11:35 am

Squeaking will get the otter…

WD-4ottery?

heh.

16 Katiedid 05.28.09 at 11:35 am

Well there’s your problem right there mam’… *holds up squeaky otter* some WD-40 should take care of that

17 pyrit 05.28.09 at 11:39 am

(airfist-pull!)

18 Tori D 05.28.09 at 11:42 am

It would appear this is a most inopportune (or possibly opportune?) time for my sound to quit working.

19 berthaservant 05.28.09 at 11:43 am

Ahhh! I can’t hear the sound at work right now! I must hear the squees!!!

20 fish eye no miko 05.28.09 at 11:43 am

@metz and wolfy: I, for one, welcome our adorable, squeaking otter overlords.

21 Katrina 05.28.09 at 11:45 am

Their little eyesieses are still closed! Katiedid-are you thiking they are stuck closed? Oh, the top part of the sound spectrum really is my favorite. Little furry babies-what are they, Otter kits? Otter pups, like seals?

Katiedid- I have some extra sewing machine oil and bathtub full of tuba oil, (wanna ask that next question, don’t you?), that might be better, more refined, don’t you know, to get into those tiiiiiiiiiiiiiny places! And it is clear, it doesn’t stain. That way they won’t get moldy like those poor dropped kitteh’s a of a few threads ago. (You know, sandy kittehs do wash well, although some peeps think kitteh’s don’t need baths. We Know babeh Otters can get wet!)

22 chanpon 05.28.09 at 11:45 am

Oh dear lord, my brain and my heart asploding all in one go!!!! What a world, what a world, squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

23 Stunbunny 05.28.09 at 11:48 am

And yet we continue to make these adorable critters into tasty frozen treats. Stop the madness!

http://www.jelsert.com/products_otter.asp

24 nismo 05.28.09 at 11:51 am

This post, it results in supersonic squees and head splorts.

25 260Oakley 05.28.09 at 11:52 am

The otter in the second pic was the model for Edvard Munch’s lesser known work “The Squee”.

26 Bada 05.28.09 at 11:54 am

I… am… SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OMG danger! CUTEOVERLOAD!
Save yourselves! It’s too late for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

27 Theo 05.28.09 at 11:54 am

SUPERSONIC HEAD SPLORT

28 Marie 05.28.09 at 11:57 am

this is the cutest thing yet. I love it!!! it’s like that panda video of baby pandas!!!

29 Aimz 05.28.09 at 11:59 am

Oh… my… gah… *splode*

30 Katiedid 05.28.09 at 11:59 am

Katrina- LOL no I was saying they need WD-40 for their squeeks lol

31 claudia 05.28.09 at 12:01 pm

just melted… laying on the floor typin with my toes… good lord that just makes a pile of mush….

32 kzgz 05.28.09 at 12:03 pm

Here to provide closed-captioning:

[imagine the sound that peeps make. now watch video]

(squee squee squee squee)

What otter sound would you expect?

33 Von Zeppelin 05.28.09 at 12:18 pm

Katrina–do you oil a tuba by dropping it in a bathtub full of tuba oil? Do you lubricate piccolos in little tupperware things full of piccolo oil? Can baby otters be trained to assist in these tasks? How do you grease up the movements of grand pianos, pipe organs and steam calliopes?

34 CoffeeCup 05.28.09 at 12:19 pm

That second photo kind of looks like a mom otter holding paws to ears, going “STOP SCREAMING!” to the kids…

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

35 artgirl 05.28.09 at 12:24 pm

I waaaaaaaant one!!!!!!!!

36 Ellen W. 05.28.09 at 12:27 pm

Ah! They tell us his lil tongue is hanging out and then don’t show it! Because the cute would kill whoever survived the squeaking, I guess.

37 Headtail 05.28.09 at 12:34 pm

Well, I can’t go to work NOW…how could I drive, complete tasks or do anything but SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ok, I’ll only watch it one more time, then one more…I have a problem.

38 kittyadventures 05.28.09 at 12:37 pm

Ellen I thought the same thing..

And those are gail force squeees coming out of those otters and all the peeps.

39 Mary (the first) 05.28.09 at 12:39 pm

Did anyone else read the descripton as Capt. James T. Kirk? “.. must not .. squee .. got to .. hold on … ” ?? Those little guys are definitely adorable!

40 Jimbeaux 05.28.09 at 12:42 pm

I keep envisioning the original throng saying, “Weeeee want meeeeelks! And snuuuuuugles!”

*rapidly provides both!*

41 LizzyCat 05.28.09 at 12:43 pm

I’ll crush you like a clam on my tummy!

42 Skip 05.28.09 at 12:43 pm

Hahaha – it kinda sounds like laser fire from some early eighties sci-fi movie.

43 stphjay 05.28.09 at 12:45 pm

INSTEAD OF SEA WORLD THEY SHOULD CALL IT SQUEE WORLD.

44 Kristabelle 05.28.09 at 12:50 pm

Those squeeeeekers sounded like baby birds at first! Ottertots are adorabuhls!

45 WendyPinNJ 05.28.09 at 12:59 pm

THAT’S JUST NOT RIGHT!

I deserve one of those! I WANT one of those! What kind of crazy person doesn’t KISS that otter when it’s only inches from their face? Are they even hooman! Methinks not! I woulda put the whole entire squeaky baby in my mouf and had him for dessert!

46 WendyPinNJ 05.28.09 at 1:00 pm

And they CHIRP LIKE BIRDIES!!!

47 wuyizidi 05.28.09 at 1:00 pm

Careful, don’t drop them in the water!

48 Theresa 05.28.09 at 1:04 pm

SMALL-CLAWED otters!!! STINKIN’ cute!!!

PS OtterzotterzOTTERZotterzOTTERZOTTERZotterzotterzotterzOTTERZOTTERZ!!!!!!

49 El Vee 05.28.09 at 1:07 pm

My head just exploded. The Qte has once again destroyed me!

50 Kerri 05.28.09 at 1:11 pm

I am losing all power of speech due to overdose of cute! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! It’s contagious…

51 Patito Gigante 05.28.09 at 1:27 pm

The video ends (tantalizingly) on “That one’s little tongue is out.” Presumably because the camera operator friggin’ died.

52 CJ 05.28.09 at 1:34 pm

LMAO. NTMTOM that is the funniest photo. So perfect.

I didn’t even squee, I just stroked out and died from qte.

53 Patito Gigante 05.28.09 at 1:36 pm

♥ and they sound like 8-bit ♥

54 =bg= 05.28.09 at 1:36 pm

Mr. Sulu! I need MAXimum SNORGLING, STAT!

55 Flavia A. 05.28.09 at 2:06 pm

I wanna work at sea world :)

56 run4fun33 05.28.09 at 2:08 pm

Oh goodness I think my brain melted from cuteness

57 Wend 05.28.09 at 2:23 pm

@Skip…LOLOL…or an early video arcade game!

brain is mush! fingers dissolving ;the cuteness , tjhe cutesness…SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE……

(Wend cannot finish this comment. She is currently a puddle of mush on the floor).

58 Paunchie 05.28.09 at 2:27 pm

meep meep meep! that sounds almost like wee bats chasing down buggzies!

I agree how can that dude NOT kiss that fuzzy lil haid?? and the lady’s all cradling the otter otter like hims her bebeh! D’aaaaaaawwwwwwww

59 Paunchie 05.28.09 at 2:28 pm

Camera operator <——– DED!

60 Theresa 05.28.09 at 2:32 pm

My dad lives near a Japanese-style garden where a little family of otters live. When the babies get big enough, they go swimming all over the pond and harass the big wading birds. “SQUAWK! SQUAAAK! SQWAAAAK” is how you know the bebe otterz have struck again.

61 Dave 05.28.09 at 2:41 pm

I think I found my new ring tone…

62 cheshirekittehkat 05.28.09 at 3:11 pm

If I had been present in the video, (which luckily, I was not), I would have grabbed all of the bebbeh otters, stuffed them under my t-shirt, and run off like a women demented; then right out the Sea World gate, down the road, continuing on to the nearest interstate, until the authorities would have caught up with me…….pant, pant…!!!!

63 Melissa H. 05.28.09 at 3:15 pm

The Indianapolis Zoo has the same kind of otters! My friends and I had just arrived in front of their enclosure, when somebody opened up the door from the back and about 8 of them came swarming out in a big cluster. They ran up to this keeper who was standing outside the enclosure with some otter treats. Some of them were actually climbing the mesh to get to her. The whole time they were making that squeaking sound! They sounded exactly like squeaky toys. Freakin’ adorable!!

64 cheshirekittehkat 05.28.09 at 3:16 pm

Correkshun: “womAn demented”….. :oops:

[Not "demAnted"? - Ed.]

65 raiu9 05.28.09 at 3:39 pm

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! *head explodes*

66 Lils 05.28.09 at 4:03 pm

Ok, to jump off a cliff like the others……SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Seriously though, NTMTOM, I NEEDED THAT so badly. My governments latest recession antics made me want to crawl under my desk and either sulk or cry, but hearing those beautiful babies reminded me that there is still something joyful in this world.

Now, to the lovely people at Seaworld: Can I have one, or maybe ten? It’s for a good cause!! I plan to nurture the sick, the lonely and depressed by having them cuddle a tiny otter baby…..

Or maybe just surround myself with them in my bathtub. SQUEEE!

67 momof2kittiesandapuppeh 05.28.09 at 4:06 pm

Why, for the love of all that is holy, is Bebeh Otter Snorgler not MY job? Why, why, why???? I’d be good at it. Really, I would!!

*pounds head on desk in frustration*

68 onze 05.28.09 at 4:08 pm

If Von Zeppelin is playing a steam calliope, I want a ticket.

69 Josh N. 05.28.09 at 4:21 pm

Yeah, that’s cute and all but people need to see the truth about Otters. :P

70 Theresa 05.28.09 at 4:48 pm

@Josh, dear God, they are evil but irresistible. I love it that they make the same “Whatwhatwhat?” noise as ferrets.

71 32-P 05.28.09 at 4:57 pm

YOU HAVE KILLED I

Chirping otters!!!

72 Lerrinus 05.28.09 at 5:08 pm

OMG, just when I think, it can’t get cuter than that, this comes along and…
*KaBoom*
Ded from da cute!!!!!

73 Von Zeppelin 05.28.09 at 5:17 pm

@onze–I’m stoking up the firebox on my calliope right now. (plays a few whistly arpeggios). The high notes sound like otter squeaks.

74 Theresa 05.28.09 at 5:38 pm

@VonZep, a steam cally-ope? Like this one?

75 Martini Recipes 05.28.09 at 5:39 pm

hehe, the video reminds me of the Star Trek episode (TOS) where the ship gets overrun by those fur balls. What were they called again? Hmmm, I can’t remember what they were called, must be early dementia setting in…..

[Furbies, definitely. Or Mogwais. Definitely one of those. - Ed.]

76 Von Zeppelin 05.28.09 at 5:47 pm

Theresa–Ja, dagleich, aber leider tanzen meine Zähne nicht.

77 nycat 05.28.09 at 6:04 pm

When I played this video, my cat jumped on my desk and looked around my laptop for “birds”. She then tried to pry out whatever from the USB port (I stopped her before she could do any damage) and tried to tip my computer to see if the animals were hidden under it. Awesome.

78 Theresa 05.28.09 at 6:07 pm

VonZep, eine Schande!

79 Amy 05.28.09 at 6:15 pm

I splodified-er-ing-ness-ish-zomg-ification.

80 Johanna 05.28.09 at 6:15 pm

Martini et al, those furry balls were called Tribles. The episode was called The Trouble with Tribbles.

Which is a completely different type of trouble that otter trouble. That last video is WICKED!!! They’re just like cats. But longer. And lower to the ground…

81 pounce 05.28.09 at 6:16 pm

I nearly cried with cuteness.

82 browngrl 05.28.09 at 6:25 pm

well of course they are evil, but I for one welcome our new baby otter overlords

83 Noelegy 05.28.09 at 6:37 pm

Heh, I love how the boxspring was sitting right on the floor, and not in a bed frame, so no otter-under-the-bed-ness.

84 Noelegy 05.28.09 at 6:38 pm

P.S. Who knew you could keep otters as pets?! I didn’t, that’s for sure.

85 Theo 05.28.09 at 6:49 pm

Noelegy — if you mean the ones in Josh N’s comment, I think those otters might’ve been housed in a house only temporarily. The white-haired guy who shows up at about 1:50 is wearing what looks like a park ranger’s uniform. And they have their own custom enclosure (which is called “time out” space in the video).

Also, the YouTube notes for that vid say “You do not want a pet African clawless otter. Get a ferret.”

86 Theresa 05.28.09 at 7:14 pm

PS Asian small-clawed otters are my fav, because they are the smallest otters, and they live in close-knit family groups that go tearing around together everywhere, like “Wheeeeeee! We’re all going swimmings now!!! Wheee, we’re all running up this hill! Wheeee, we’re all going swimmingks again!!!”

87 edmundh 05.28.09 at 7:34 pm

Just think – pretty soon they’ll all be swimming on their backs holding hands!

88 Celia 05.28.09 at 7:37 pm

I will never complain again about the things my cats do to the clean laundry.

89 LisaL 05.28.09 at 7:39 pm

Holy crap….. the noises.. it’s like chirping…….. I’m gonna have to do my own squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *dies*
*comes back to life*

Alright CO, this is like the 10th time I’ve died now from the overload! Cut it out! :P

90 Patito Gigante 05.28.09 at 8:12 pm

At the San Diego Zoo they’ve got an otter moat under some monkey trees and the shenanigans is 24/7 “off the hook”. That and the underwater window at the hippo tock– er, tank– are worth the price of admission.

91 Karen 05.28.09 at 8:38 pm

OMG! Too cute for words!

92 puddlepeppers 05.28.09 at 9:11 pm

can haz 2 pass to Seaworld? OK-just admission to baby otter area.

93 Ruth 05.28.09 at 9:11 pm

Not able to communicate, head exploded from QTE !!!!!!!!!!!!

94 Tiffany 05.28.09 at 9:11 pm

They are soooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

95 Oddrey 05.28.09 at 9:59 pm

It is NOT fair that they get to cuddle bebeh otters and I don’t!! I demand a refund!!

96 Theo 05.28.09 at 10:58 pm

and I demand a RECOUNT!

97 hon glad 05.28.09 at 11:19 pm

Lets all sing like the Otters sing
Squee, squee suee, squee squeeeeee.

98 berthaservant 05.28.09 at 11:30 pm

Meh. I finally got to watch with the sound. I mean, it’s cute, I guess. But they’re not SAYING anything, people. It’s just noise. What do they WANT? How do they FEEL?

I’m with that guy who hated the marmie the other day. This site is going downhill.

(No, I have not grown a muzzlepowsche, that’s just my tongue in there….)

99 Rabbitses 05.29.09 at 4:30 am

World dominayshe a squeek at a time

100 husky 05.29.09 at 4:58 am

I like the way they always look slightly p’d off. ;-)

101 nyota 05.29.09 at 5:11 am

My cats would like one baby otter to play with. They promise they won’t hurt him.

102 Aufilena 05.29.09 at 5:52 am

From Sorbet

103 Zoe 05.29.09 at 5:54 am

I was told once that I was cuter than a baby otter…How could that be? I’ve never seen anything so cute and sweet in my life.

104 Crys 05.29.09 at 6:06 am

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! My favorite. What a great way to start the day off.

105 Katrina 05.29.09 at 8:10 am

Ottertots. Yes, Ottertots, Kristabelle.

Thanks to everyone (and anyone) who brought us these Otter pictures. I am wiping the tears from my eyes, I laughed so hard at the P(Ark) Rangers’ Otters! Otters are just a bag of energy and curiosity. I bet they are a lot of work. My fave was the various tubes of fabric laying (lying?) around just ready for someone to go through…..a healthy household is a creative household.

106 anastasia 05.29.09 at 12:39 pm

adorablee!

107 anastasia 05.29.09 at 12:40 pm

♥♥♥ ahhhn! oh my eyes turned into mush! when i saw thine qte ottahs!!! ♥♥♥

108 Marie 05.29.09 at 3:29 pm

The covered ear otter shot- great closer, dude!

109 Sweeda 05.29.09 at 5:46 pm

HUGE SMILE ON FACE RIGHT NOW!!! I CAN’T TYPE IN ANYTHING BUT CAPS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY COMPUTER ‘SPLODED FROM TEH KEWT!!! XD

110 gravyboat 05.29.09 at 6:36 pm

They could trash my house any day.

111 feezie 05.29.09 at 7:38 pm

Shouldn’t that headline be “You can’t handle the cute?”

And they ALL look like Gary Sinise. But cuter. (thpppbbt to Teho).

112 Theo 05.29.09 at 9:20 pm

It’s OK, Feezie, I’m long over my Gary Sinise crush.

113 squirreltv 05.29.09 at 10:27 pm

Not sure if I can stand the cuteness AND the cute sounds…
TOOOOOO adorable

114 Jyllibean 05.30.09 at 2:06 am

…brainsmelting…
I’ve had a poo week. Thanks again for what you do best.
…smiles…

115 Stephanie Martin 05.30.09 at 9:29 am

Cutest thing I’ve ever seen…ever.

116 Ameri 05.30.09 at 6:07 pm

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *splode*

117 Kaeaea 05.31.09 at 5:08 am

Didnt anyone notice the feathers stickng out of their mouths? THEY ATE BABY BIRDS!

118 Katrina 05.31.09 at 1:42 pm

Von Zeppelin-no, you pickle piccolos in piccolo oil, silly.
Yes, the bathtub of tuba oil is indeed for a very large tuba. So far, it hasn’t needed a whole-scale (*snerk*) dunking. Just some tiiiiiiiny little applications the bathtub is still very full.

No, no feathers, those are whiskers. They belong to the Otters.

119 online virtual world for kids 05.31.09 at 10:01 pm

Such cute sounds!!

*squeek squeek!*

And the look so fluffy and nice to carry! Otters are cute! :D

120 Lex 06.04.09 at 2:38 am

I saw the picture of that otter as I was driving by on a floor care machine and almost fell off due to the sheer cuteness!!!! I stole the magazine and took it home as my own!

121 eternalcanadian 06.05.09 at 3:37 am

eeeeee, too much cuteness! baby otters. hope they weren’t separated from their parents for too long!

122 animal luvr 06.05.09 at 1:24 pm

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think my hed just exploded. ow

123 maria 06.08.09 at 11:03 pm

i likes the squeeking…they are soooooooo cute

124 jeanie 06.09.09 at 10:27 am

they are so cute!!!! but why are they living in a house?

125 Daniel 06.09.09 at 8:56 pm

I was watching NBA playoffs tonight, and all I could think about was that the players shoes all squeeked like baby otters. You have ruined basketball for me.

[Really? Sounds to me like nothing but an improvement - Ed.]

126 pearlburgundy 06.11.09 at 9:53 am

Why so kiyoooooooooooot? :D

127 kaba_jabba_freaks 06.11.09 at 12:02 pm

i love the baby otters they are soooooooooooooooooooo cute i luv them i want to hav one of my own!!!♥♥♥!♥♥♥

u gotta admit they are 1 of the most cutest things on earth.

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