Kinda like me right now. Sick at home & just keep falling asleep, waking up, local news is on….3 hours later, there’s Regis & Kelly….and I’m awake enough to look at CO for a bit. Then probably back to sleep. (sigh)
(Ow! My eyes!)
It is over, and over, and over, and over.
Let’s do it over again!
(No!)
.
.
.
(and I didn’t go for a hang over pun. I was gonna say it, I thoughted it, but I didn’t say it)
Are there any flowerdy puddy tats? There are polka dotted ones, and stipedy ones, but no flowerdy ones, I guess. Our rug is the same color as (the top half of) Killer, by the way, pure coincidence, but really nice.
Kristabelle-you may be right about that, but a jaguar ittybittykitty could be fun (for a couple of weeks is my guess!) Maybe I can paint Killer’s Daddy with kitty stripes? Naaaaa, I’ll just keep Killer on the bed, that’s enough.
Bob, t’aint the website, tis you I afear. You’ve lost your ability to sense cute. It’s a tragic, tragic disease. You’ll need to see Dr. Tiny Cat asap for treatment.
Bob Loblaw — I see you have perfected the art of making unfounded accusations without any reasonable support in an arena which about you obviously know nothing. In the words of Homer Simpson, “I’m a white male, age 26-45, everyone cares what I think no matter how stupid!” (opening pack of “nuts’n'gum”).
So, good on ya’ for that! But you know what? I think you’ve become unbearably fat and annoying and full of leprosy lately. What has happened to you?
Dear Bob: Seriously? A marmie (cute) kitten (cute) under the covers with matching colored sheets (cute) with stripes on kitteh matching stripes on sheet (way cute), and getting tie-tie (cute)? Good God, man, you need help. I’m afraid you wouldn’t recognize cute if it clawed its way up your leg and swatted you on the nose.
Now, now, Peep sisters and brothers, Boloboa may have had his cute meter removed without his consent. Or perhaps he’s just a person who doesn’t like 1) cats, 2) kittens, 3) beds, 4) stripes, 5)himself. Careful of making assumptions sister and brother peeps, he may just be a um, oh now what is the word……creep.
…um..just wonderin’:
# 1: Why Mr. Loblaw never got the whole “if ya don’t got nuttin’ nice (or at the very least, “nuttin’ CONSTRUCTIVE”) to say, then feel free to move along….” idea…
(deep sigh)
or # 2: How this lovely little scenario accumulated 61 comments, w/o anyone yet using the term “s’eepy”……
and finally (# 3, in case anyone’s counting…), whether Meg et al have been appropriately appreciated as “Wonders of the Qyoot World”…?? …Breakfast in bed, perhaps?
Hope so!!!!
So, Seriously, are you saying “anything” that is “worthwhile”??
If the children in the back seat can’t manage to quiet down and behave, we’ll turn right around and go straight back home, and dinner will be flounder with brussels sprouts. You mother and I will like it just fine.
I used the word “unberably” as an adverb, modifying and in fact distinctly clarifying the way I was using the word “fat.” It is possible to be unbearably fat, at least I imagine such a thing is possible, to literally be so fat as to not be able to bear one’s own weight.
As an overweight person (and quite proud of the way I look and in excellent health otherwise) I think I have a good idea about using the word “fat” as an insult, and I chose it provocatively so as to particularly piss off this Bob character. However, because I did not want to imply that I considered “fat” as an inherently insultable thing, I used the adverb to modify the adjective.
So no, I’m not saying that at all. I’m saying exactly the opposite. I’m saying that it is possible to be unbearably fat and that Bob has reached that state (in my imagination, of course, since that’s the point of the comment, to make judgment about something I offer no proof or information about).
I’m reasonably sure that most of the regular posters here, who have no problem posting under their own virtual identity, will attest to the fact that I try to take care to not insult swaths of the population or take anyone else’s quotes out of context. In fact, I like to think I try to keep the peace. I’m sorry if you don’t understand the difference between an adverb and an adjective, but hopefully this will clarify that in the future. And maybe, just maybe, you won’t assume the worst about someone just because you misunderstand what they say.
I wouldn’t mind being called “unbearably”…I know myself…I am unbearably sweet…
it’s the truth, people…I’ve always been this way…SWEET…SWEET…unbeara…
yaaaaaaaaaah…
*O0<
rach3- and well you should. False advertising I say!
The Shazinator, your Abbie-(what I can see of Abbie) is beautiful!
Last night I dreamt that I adopted six special needs young adults after a plague came through town. Now what in the world could that mean? Anyone? All of this adoption talk? Theories from my peeps? Should I mentor again next year at the high school?
I knows the feeling.
honk shoos
If you scroll down real fast, looks like little kitty is bleening… er… blinking like crazy!
Photo flip book?
You snooze, you mews.
Curses. Foiled again! It’s that dad-gum time-space continuum thingy. Gets me every time!
Is it Marmalade Monday? Oh no. It must be Tabby Tuesday!
Awwwww. Don’t you think everyone should select linen that matches their cat?
Oh, sweet baby. How I wish I could crawl back into bed with you!
Yep, looks like me, but cuter.
Maaaatchingks!
Kinda like me right now. Sick at home & just keep falling asleep, waking up, local news is on….3 hours later, there’s Regis & Kelly….and I’m awake enough to look at CO for a bit. Then probably back to sleep. (sigh)
I love how the stripes on the sheets line up with the stripes on the kitteh.
Amazingks!! I was the exact same way this morning!
(Ow! My eyes!)
It is over, and over, and over, and over.
Let’s do it over again!
(No!)
.
.
.
(and I didn’t go for a hang over pun. I was gonna say it, I thoughted it, but I didn’t say it)
I know how you feel little kitty.. If I could I would have slept in too…
great colour coordinayshe there!
Awwwww. Don’t you think everyone should select linen that matches their cat?
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AGREED!
I am so jealous. And now I’m even more tie-tie. Kitteh looks so comfotabuhls!
Have to agree on the stripe match up. Do you know how hard it is to line up your kitten with your linen stripes? Even down to the pink paw pads?
A little too matchy matchy as Michael Kors would say.
Yep. That was moi this AM.
Where does one find kitteh-colored sheets?
Well, kitten, it’s back to the old grind of sleeping, eating, and lying around. ZzzzzZzzz
Kitteh stripes have leaked on to white sheets. Not only was it back to work but it was pissing down, just to cheer me up.
more like “waaaaaaaaaaah” ! but that’s just me.
Stripes & Stripes Forever!
charter club damask sheets? lol, i dunno! looks like ‘em.
nice color selection, to match kitteh.
This is really making me want to go right back to bed.
Really.
As the LOLCat said, “Turns out that lying around all day is SPECTACULARLY AWESOME!!!”
How do we know the kitten isn’t changing color to match the sheets, chameleon-style??
If I close my eyes I can feel his warm, milky breaf against my cheek as I snuggles between the stripely sheets.
You might be disappointed about the “milky” part.
Are there any flowerdy puddy tats? There are polka dotted ones, and stipedy ones, but no flowerdy ones, I guess. Our rug is the same color as (the top half of) Killer, by the way, pure coincidence, but really nice.
kitteh iz pawzin for medidashun.
OK WAKE UP! ENOUGH LOOLYGAGGING! RISE AND SHINE! Those mice aren’t going to chase themselves-oh, wait – yes, they will, never mind.
Wish I could have stayed in bed – it’s a good, rainy day for it too. :sob:
HHmm not really cute. Kind of annoying. Honestly, what has happened to this website lately?
Yep. That’s about how many times I tried (and failed) at getting out of bed this morning.
Also, if my husband gets upset with me because there’s suddenly a new marmie kitten in our household, I’m sending them to YOU!
Ummm…
Sending HIM to you. Not THEM. I have only one husband.
Maybe I should have stayed in bed. -_-
Bob Loblaw 05.26.09 at 8:46 am
HHmm not really cute. Kind of annoying. Honestly, what has happened to this website lately?
An influx of trolls, maybe?
[LOL. The "lately" part is the funniest. - Ed.]
I see I’m not the only one to call “MATCHINGKS!”
Well, I actually did sleep in and it was just as pleasant as kitty makes it look!
@Katrina, the markings on jaguars and leopards are called “rosettes.”
Lookie, sleepeh kitteh, I found you a bunkmate:
(see if I can emBED this link)
http://cuteoverload.com/2006/11/05/you_have_02_sec/
Yes, Theresa, “Flowerdy for sure.” Now, how to get them under my covers, hmmmmmmm, well maybe not today. I need a bigger bed.
Not too sure you want a Jaguar or a Leopard in your bed, Katrina!! Maybe a kitten jag or leopard…
That’s some serious “catmoflage” !
Kristabelle-you may be right about that, but a jaguar ittybittykitty could be fun (for a couple of weeks is my guess!) Maybe I can paint Killer’s Daddy with kitty stripes? Naaaaa, I’ll just keep Killer on the bed, that’s enough.
kitteh cammo that’s a good one. If I had a sleepin kitteh in mah bed, I’d have to be dragged outta there…
Wow. 87 pictures of the same cat. Amazing. Tell me more.
Bob, t’aint the website, tis you I afear. You’ve lost your ability to sense cute. It’s a tragic, tragic disease. You’ll need to see Dr. Tiny Cat asap for treatment.
Or, you know, shut up. Whichever.
asdf needs to learn to count. I know it’s hard, all those numbers, but it’s worth the effort.
Can I see Dr. TinyCat too? PLEASE??!!!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/17/cute-kittens-dr-tinycat-to-the-or/
[Uhhhhm... wrong site. FAIL
- Ed.]
Bob Loblaw — I see you have perfected the art of making unfounded accusations without any reasonable support in an arena which about you obviously know nothing. In the words of Homer Simpson, “I’m a white male, age 26-45, everyone cares what I think no matter how stupid!” (opening pack of “nuts’n'gum”).
So, good on ya’ for that! But you know what? I think you’ve become unbearably fat and annoying and full of leprosy lately. What has happened to you?
P.S. Marmie honk-shu is cute. Always.
Clearly, Bob Loblaw is experiencing some Arrested Development.
More like “is it next weekend yet?” “is it next weekend yet?” “is it next weekend yet?”
Dear Bob: Seriously? A marmie (cute) kitten (cute) under the covers with matching colored sheets (cute) with stripes on kitteh matching stripes on sheet (way cute), and getting tie-tie (cute)? Good God, man, you need help. I’m afraid you wouldn’t recognize cute if it clawed its way up your leg and swatted you on the nose.
If I had a name like bobloblaw (read blah, blah, blaw) I might be chronically grumpy too.
Now, now, Peep sisters and brothers, Boloboa may have had his cute meter removed without his consent. Or perhaps he’s just a person who doesn’t like 1) cats, 2) kittens, 3) beds, 4) stripes, 5)himself. Careful of making assumptions sister and brother peeps, he may just be a um, oh now what is the word……creep.
Where I come from, there be a grocereh store named Loblaws that is experiencing some financial difficulteh. Maybe Mr. Bob is broke and crankeh….
Oh little ktty, this is exactly how I was this morning. Somehow, I don’t think it was a cute when I did it. 8(
So, Berthaserv, are you saying it’s “unbearable” to be “fat”??
…um..just wonderin’:
# 1: Why Mr. Loblaw never got the whole “if ya don’t got nuttin’ nice (or at the very least, “nuttin’ CONSTRUCTIVE”) to say, then feel free to move along….” idea…
(deep sigh)
or # 2: How this lovely little scenario accumulated 61 comments, w/o anyone yet using the term “s’eepy”……
and finally (# 3, in case anyone’s counting…), whether Meg et al have been appropriately appreciated as “Wonders of the Qyoot World”…?? …Breakfast in bed, perhaps?
Hope so!!!!
So, Seriously, are you saying “anything” that is “worthwhile”??
If the children in the back seat can’t manage to quiet down and behave, we’ll turn right around and go straight back home, and dinner will be flounder with brussels sprouts. You mother and I will like it just fine.
I used the word “unberably” as an adverb, modifying and in fact distinctly clarifying the way I was using the word “fat.” It is possible to be unbearably fat, at least I imagine such a thing is possible, to literally be so fat as to not be able to bear one’s own weight.
As an overweight person (and quite proud of the way I look and in excellent health otherwise) I think I have a good idea about using the word “fat” as an insult, and I chose it provocatively so as to particularly piss off this Bob character. However, because I did not want to imply that I considered “fat” as an inherently insultable thing, I used the adverb to modify the adjective.
So no, I’m not saying that at all. I’m saying exactly the opposite. I’m saying that it is possible to be unbearably fat and that Bob has reached that state (in my imagination, of course, since that’s the point of the comment, to make judgment about something I offer no proof or information about).
I’m reasonably sure that most of the regular posters here, who have no problem posting under their own virtual identity, will attest to the fact that I try to take care to not insult swaths of the population or take anyone else’s quotes out of context. In fact, I like to think I try to keep the peace. I’m sorry if you don’t understand the difference between an adverb and an adjective, but hopefully this will clarify that in the future. And maybe, just maybe, you won’t assume the worst about someone just because you misunderstand what they say.
Him matches him bwankies !
how does meg manage to find something so apropos whenever called for by the occasion? how??
Okay, I knew I had a brown tabby kitten hiding in my bed – http://www.flickr.com/photos/46871163@N00/3532548543/ – but where did that orange guy come from??!?
Wow, this has been some of the most vicious ’nuff tennis I’ve seen in awhile!
*sits on her unbearably fat ass eating popcorn and watching the show*
*sitting
There really should be a way to edit comments. That way I don’t look like such a moron.
Ok, I’d still look like one– but I’d spell better!
@KatieZientek 05.26.09 at 4:33 pm
“Pointlessly long..”
Now Katie, hunny… Meg’s just messin with yur head. And it worked, too, huh?
[Fish in a barrel, SPB. No lie. - Ed.]
This is what I did all weekend too.
AWW
I would just LOVE to have a little marmie kitty snuggled in my bed
Whoever has that kitty
has a cute little bed warmer
“Wakey, wakey…eggs and bakey…” …Someone else created this comment. I have never forgotten it. Many thanks!
I wouldn’t mind being called “unbearably”…I know myself…I am unbearably sweet…
it’s the truth, people…I’ve always been this way…SWEET…SWEET…unbeara…
yaaaaaaaaaah…
*O0<
Lol. Lovely blur face. Again it’s the kind of fur coat i like.
Tiny cute furry paws. XD
Hey, I’ve got sheets like those…where’s my kitten??!! I’m feeling ripped off here!
rach3- and well you should. False advertising I say!
The Shazinator, your Abbie-(what I can see of Abbie) is beautiful!
Last night I dreamt that I adopted six special needs young adults after a plague came through town. Now what in the world could that mean? Anyone? All of this adoption talk? Theories from my peeps? Should I mentor again next year at the high school?
Katrina, here’s more of Abbie!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46871163@N00/3452257500/
And with her mummy Heidi:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46871163@N00/3400466847/
I’m still looking for that ginger kitten in my bed!
My sheets are actually a tiny bit different. I guess I got the set that came with the free brown tabby kitten instead of the free ginger kitten.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/46871163@N00/3533366764/in/photostream/
Well Shazinator, Abbie seems pleased with the sheets, and I think that’s all that counts, yes?
Actually, Abbie is pleased with everything. Though I’m not sure how pleased she’d be if a ginger kitten showed up in her sheets…
i have those sheets but in green, where is my green striped kitty?
My magpie only matches my white sheets if I spill coffee on them or something. Which she’s more than happy to help me do.
thanks for posting the same two pictures 6 times! Moron…
He matches the sheets!