Tell us what you think in the comments and we’ll bubble the best ones up here… This idea completely ripped off from one of our favorite sites, Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
Sex and the city?
Top this, Sarah Jessica.
I’m the hottest b*tch.
-Isabelle
Oh those Olsen twins!
But Ashley or Mary Kate?
I couldn’t tell you.
-Theresa
And where’s the handbag?
No, I don’t buy this at all,
I think it was staged.
-Michael Claymore
Photo by Simon Høgsberg, submitted by Chief Seestoi Officoi.
Sex and the city?
Top this, Sarah Jessica.
I’m the hottest b*tch.
from the hairdresser
I walk to a chic cafe
do not diss the dress
Looking for the dog beauty contest.
And………….fail…
left out on the street
but I still have with me a
shred of dignity
Oh, you like, dahlink?
Its a new rule of cuteness
Pups with flowing hair
That’s mine, lol.
Hey little lady
This diva needs a handbag!
Natural beauty
What do you mean, extensions?!
I shudder to think.
Seriously, the local SPCA should arrest the owner for making a poor dog wear such a thing. This isn’t normal people!
‘shabby chic is in’
says the trendy chihuahua,
looking like a bum
Oh boy…from a distance that looks a lot like me. I have that same dress and everything…..
Wittle Doggy: ‘It eeeeeetches like ‘ell. But pain is beauty and beauty is pain. C’est La Vie, non?’
Oh those Olsen twins!
But Ashley or Mary Kate?
I couldn’t tell you.
“Of course its my natural color. I’m only four how could i go grey?”
To you from Puddles…
a hot pink croc-look tote bag…
holds your Jessica-pet.
nuts i was off a syllable
ooooh-kay gotta re-do my so-called haiku…
To you from Puddles…
a hot pink croc-look tote bag…
holds Sarah-Jessica-pet.
I never qualify anyway…no talent for haiku. What’s a syllable? Everyone have
a great time this long weekend!
Theresa, you beat me to it!
Another attempt:
No one advised me
To steer clear of Cher’s wigs
And Charo’s wardrobe
sooooo cute!!!! sarah jessica wishes she was this hawt!
Walking on hind legs
I find makes me look thinner
Wouldn’t you agree?
(Okay, am really stopping now!)
HELP! He stole my purse! POLICE!!!!
Nice perm!!!lol!!!
bad dye job brings tears
my feet, they are killing me
time for pretty pink cosmos
yup – I’m off a few syllables too. can’t… keep… eyes… open…
I know you’re jealous
No one has gams like me
Not even Monroe
ohhh, never mind.
Sure, take my picture
Forced to pose my dainty paws
Payback is a b*tch…
Dog wears frilly dress and wig.
Did I just see that?
Photoshop is my best friend.
I had this saved for a while and kept meaning to send it in. Glad someone did!
Backwards Haiku
“Does this dress make my butt look fat??”
(Not haiku, I know.)
Dog in dress and wig
Must be abused and ashamed
‘Nuffers write comments
I can understand the dress and the wig, but it makes no sense that a dog would be walking around barefoot, no sense at all.
And where’s the handbag? No, i dont buy this at all, i think it was staged.
“Frilly? Fluffy? Wig?
NOOOO! I’m so out of fashion!
Must get bikini!”
Do you realise that’s a haiku, Michael Claymore?
Brilliantly gawdy
Insulting to all nature
This is not a dog.
Always I have
depended upon
the kindness of strangers.
Dainty legs under
A voluminous skirt show
My fashion sense fails
They took my picture
And made me look quite homely
Just like a hooman
It was a bad dream
I seemed to be in Paris
Dressed up like a dame
I don’t do Haikus
At least not very well yet
But I did look twice
Cute Overload plus
The Sartorialist
Together at last
These paws hit the streets
My nose follows the best sales
Lets get some shoes, betch.
My dress is fuzzy
And my hair is neatly curled;
This is true fashion.
(@Jessica: I’ve already been to the mall.)
Lost in the city…
Man, my dogs are killing me!
Where is a bathroom?
Out of work actress
Try out at the casting call
Forget the couch tests!
My girlfriend is hot!
Here is her picture…nice, huh?
No! She’s NOT a dog!
Where went the 80′s?
The hair and clothing divine?
Oh, wait, there it is.
gail the second…
I had no idea that was a haiku. Oh hell, i thought i got chosen cos i was funny! Oh well…im honored anyway.
[Assuming for the moment that I believe you 100%
...it was funny, partly because it wasn't intended to be. - Ed.]
I nominate the “kindness of strangers” one.
i agree with michael. kindness of strangers wins. ingenious as well as poignant
[Except that it's 4-5-6, not 5-7-5. Ahem. - Ed.]
april in Paris
turns to summer in this wig
barefoot, expectant
Poor little thing.It’s a travesty. Dogs should be dogs not whatever that’s supposed to be.
awesome haiku; poor, poor puppy in drag. so sad.
How cute is this, right?
Wrong, I think it’s so freaky!
Well, to each his own
“Haute couture”? Gaudy rags!
Evil Paris designer,
Die a slow, painful death!
If I could only get to my “go see” I will show them all that I belong in this contest and will be “Americas Next Top Model”.
Pic *not* Photo-shopped:
Sarah Jessica Parker
Without her Blahniks
@ Michael Claymore: She naturally high-heeled!
I can’t write haiku
Even for dogs in dresses
Something something uh
‘Poodle’ to Captain
No sign of fashion sense here
Beam me up, ‘Scotty’
Poodles on skirts, bah
This poodle will wear the skirt
My work here is done
Jacque bring the car ’round
Must not be late for Pierre
Are you getting this?
oh, this old thing here?
why, i only wear it for
(my) grocery shopping.
there is some debate about the syllables in ‘grocery’- so i put the ‘my’ in parenthesis in case one thinks grocery should count as three instead of two.
a good rule of thumb:
a lady should always be
ready for the queen.
Was dressed by owner
With possible concussion
Can only make sense.
Sex and the City
Little match girl eyes
In a Christian Lacroix gown
Tragic … yet redonk
Paging Ms. Loren
Your little dog stole your look
and ran to Milan.
(sorry, can’t see characters when typing).
Ellen wins… except for that
little syllable
thingy… I’ll be editor:
Always I have depended
upon the kindness of
strangers. Who will be my Knight?
bark, bark, bark
bow-chicka-wow-wow
woof! baroooo?
and my vote is for #49 Ptychozoon
haha lol
oh law, this poor dog
can’t be good for self esteem
somebody call for help
Good lord that wig is hideous.
I like the haikus but I’m confused by the voting rules/process (sorry, I’m a day late)…so I’ll just move on….
No rules this time. (aside from haiku structure in 5-7-5)
We post what we like.
You are just a loose cannon, Theo.
Not cuteoverload worthy. I don’t get it…
My fabulousness.
Nuffs never could pass it by.
I am what I am.
Dang, that pup’s got way better legs than Sarah Jessica, too.
And a fashion sense that is SO much better than Carrie’s persona.
Dainty elfin sprite
Elegant on crowded street.
Will she be stepped on?
Beautifully dressed
On the busy streets of France
Hates her itchy wig
Yellow and black hair
Frilly white and yellow dress
Disliked totally
Dog looking wistful
Wishing she was not dressed up
Like a model girl
Paunchie….
I couldn’t have put it better myself. Good lord, that wig is hideous.
This is one cute pup
Likes the frills when dressing up
Don’t step on her wig!
@pyrit…Like your haikus…any one.
*O0<
Oh my goodness. WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAT?!
So baffling.
Ooooo. My fair lady. So lady like walking on twos. XD My pup can’t do that. =/
Yes we wish they were human but they are not.
Ew.
Working 9 to 5
…a way to make a living
No, it’s not for me
OMGsh, a puppeh version of Curly Sue!