This Sucks

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on May 18, 2009

Man, I really wish these people would get a kid already.  The three-AM feedings, the burpings, the diaper changes… it’s just not in my job description, y’know?

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And what’s worse, they keep making me listen to Mozart while I’m sleeping, when I’m much more partial to Bach or Vivaldi…

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Photo: omniNate

{ 52 comments }

1 claudia 05.18.09 at 11:06 am

OMYGOSH! lol this is too funny!!

2 nrosetulip 05.18.09 at 11:11 am

nice soliere quote

3 Ellabella 05.18.09 at 11:24 am

adorable!!!

4 Zorbs 05.18.09 at 11:24 am

It was Joseph II who said “too many notes, Herr Mozart.”

5 shannomo 05.18.09 at 11:31 am

Oh sweet puppeh, with sweet puppeh eyes.
I have a pug that uses a toy duck as a pacifier. He sucks on its tail to fall asleep and to comfort himself. He’s 11 years old now and been doing it since he was a pup. Maybe we should have got him a passie.

6 Beauty_without_cruelty 05.18.09 at 11:34 am

Sweet. Innocent. Puppy. Eyes…

7 Beauty_without_cruelty 05.18.09 at 11:35 am

I’m. Under. His. Spell.

8 Stormcat 05.18.09 at 11:48 am

“Well, there it ’tis”

Loooove that movie!!

And what a cute pup!!!!

9 charliewabba 05.18.09 at 11:48 am

yet more evidence supporting the argument that we need a nomming category.

10 Sarah F. 05.18.09 at 12:06 pm

The Princess Di eyes just slay me.

11 raiu9 05.18.09 at 12:10 pm

Silly puppy, I love him!

12 skippymom 05.18.09 at 12:24 pm

Oh puppy, sweet little puppy!
I was a fully committed lifelong dog lover until Skippy decided to move in with me and proved himself to be my soulmate. Then Edward moved in, then Francesco, and now the three of them rule my world. It’s been years since I last felt the craving for a dog.
But I look at this little guy and I SO want to rub my face all over that soft little belly and inhale deeply the wonderful puppy smell!

13 Illise 05.18.09 at 12:24 pm

In the second pic he looks so ashamed poor puppy

14 AEG1 05.18.09 at 12:26 pm

You can tell by his body language he doesn’t like it. :|

15 pounce 05.18.09 at 12:34 pm

There are so many opportunities for COXCU on that pic it’s making my brains melt out of my ears.

16 FUN ♥ CUTE @ 05.18.09 at 12:47 pm

Just toooooooo adorable!!!:)

so ♥ him!!

17 Jimbeaux 05.18.09 at 12:50 pm

I don’t think he’s ashamed in the second pic. I think he’s protective.

“You’re not takin’ my pacifier!”

Of course not, little guy! I was just reachin’ over to give you skritches!

(In other news: Friends of mine have 2 dogs and numerous cats, and have told me I have a standing invite for ‘dog time’ when I want it. This weekend, the same offer was given by another friend who lives kinda far away, but … Multiple dog options! Yay!)

18 nismo 05.18.09 at 12:50 pm

Second pic!! Love.

19 berthaservant 05.18.09 at 1:00 pm

Maggie Simpson doggie!

And thank you for the vote for the nom category cwabba.

20 TW 05.18.09 at 1:08 pm

“I don’t understand. There are just as many notes, Majesty, as are required. Neither more nor less.” Careful, Majesty…Mozart pup will poop in your slippers.

21 superboymom 05.18.09 at 1:14 pm

puppy with binky . . . seriously deadly combination of kyoot!

22 superboymom 05.18.09 at 1:15 pm

P.S. The super soft puppy belleh is calling me . . . alas, I cannot answer because I am dead from the kyoot!

23 TW 05.18.09 at 1:25 pm

Oops, this is the Anti-Mozart pup. My bad. But the poop threat remains.

24 pyrit 05.18.09 at 1:26 pm

Of course, I can quit any time.

25 Brenda 05.18.09 at 1:35 pm

Okay, that is just the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while! Love it. :-)

26 ffleur 05.18.09 at 3:21 pm

I checked out the original picture and it says: “Our new puppy (Enzo) found the baby’s pacifier. It was too cute to pass up!”

Here is the link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/nate_kate/503240836/in/set-72157594213225437/

That pup is so adorable. Its still a baby itself so sucking on the pacifier? Perfectly understandable.

27 ffleur 05.18.09 at 3:29 pm

btw: I think NTMTOM’s explanation is better.

28 Lerrinus 05.18.09 at 3:29 pm

Awwwwwww!!! Pasickie and Princess Di eyes, I is ded! :-)

29 bee 05.18.09 at 3:52 pm

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!??! i dint know you could DO this

30 Amy 05.18.09 at 4:18 pm

Puppy looks sheepish in second picture!

31 Andrea 05.18.09 at 5:08 pm

love the Amadeus reference.lol

32 Meaghan 05.18.09 at 5:09 pm

When I was a baby, I’d crawl around shedding pacifiers in my wake and our then-dog, a Samoyed named Kiska, would pick them up and chew their nipples to shreds. We have photos of her with the pacifier sticking out of her mouth, just like with this dog.

33 Sophia 05.18.09 at 5:21 pm

SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34 chanpon 05.18.09 at 5:22 pm

Oh god, this is just plain disgustingly cute.

35 puddlepeppers 05.18.09 at 5:22 pm

I’m also a fan of Bach and Vivaldi…at last, a soulpup.
*O0<

36 Booster 05.18.09 at 5:29 pm

AEG1: Obviously you’ve never spent much time around Labs. 1) They have an almost unhealthy love of having objects in their mouth. 2) That look in the second pic is the pup’s already finely-honed ability to induce guilt, so as to receive food, belly rubs, etc.

37 crazyweinerdoglady 05.18.09 at 7:08 pm

oH! the sheepish, silly, 2nd puppy picture. Is more than I can take!

38 woofysma 05.18.09 at 7:20 pm

I love the reference to Amadeus – very “classy” of you! And how I want to hold that adorable baby. I’d be glad to rock him to sleep with Vivaldi.

39 Shannon 05.18.09 at 8:01 pm

OMG – he looks like my boy did nine years ago, right down to the diamond blaze on his chest. *sigh*

40 Shannon 05.18.09 at 8:02 pm

And oh my word the feets!!!! *faints*

41 Theo 05.18.09 at 9:53 pm

(om nom nuk)

42 Subhangi 05.18.09 at 11:25 pm

Hehe. Poor guy.

43 hon glad 05.18.09 at 11:46 pm

Jeepers creepers where’d you get those peepers
oh those weepers
where’d you get those eyes.

44 JohnnieCanuck 05.19.09 at 2:47 am

Nuk, nuk.
Who’s there?

45 Jason 05.19.09 at 3:06 am

congratulations on the cute Bach pun

46 Katrina 05.19.09 at 6:48 am

It is a baby dog, afterall…I would bet it feels very nice for him/her.

47 Jeff 05.19.09 at 8:06 am

OMG! Giant puppy paws!!!! So nibble-able!

48 Amanda 05.19.09 at 10:55 am

Amadeus quote for the win.
*bows repeatedly to NTMOTM*

49 Pam 05.19.09 at 12:08 pm

This is so cute I may throw up.

50 chloe 05.20.09 at 9:31 am

OMY!
SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE! :)
Pam why would u throw up?

51 Anna 05.23.09 at 5:59 pm

OMG! ITS SOOOO CUTE!

52 DonVasilione♥ 05.27.09 at 6:46 am

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Like It!

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