For some reason I’m filed under “P”

Nobody will tell me why.

Hana in file cabinet 3

Elizabeth K., I’m not sure if I can say that word on this site.



  1. Valliea says:

    P is for puddytat. Same colour as Sylvester too! What a cutie.

  2. P is for Puurrrfecctt!!
    I wish I had one in my file drawer.

  3. pretty? paw? passionate? ow pu… never mind.

  4. ooooh, he’s TOO cute! “P” for Purrrrfect, right? 🙂

  5. PPPPPersian of course!!!

  6. metsakins says:

    pouting puddykat

  7. ooooooooooooo my cat loves to get in my drors too

  8. Perturbed?
    Puddles of Squee? (would that be filed under P or S, as in Squee, Puddles of?)
    Mr Phineous Pfiley Pants?
    Those golden orbs are mesermising me. Cannot … look …. away….
    Now why do I have this sudden urge to buy a truckload of tuna?

  9. metsakins says:


    you get the tuna, I’ll get the kitteh treats and mice

  10. Puppy?

  11. Pawsome?
    Purveyor of Purrs?

  12. hon glad says:

    I see your still using the dewi decimal system, how quaint.

  13. Hon Glad, Dewey in public libraries, and Library of Congress in university and research collections.

  14. Persnickety.

  15. P for PUDGY, of course! 😛

  16. P is for Pouty Face, naturally.

  17. Bouviegal says:

    P is for PROSH!!

  18. Pissed? (Well, he doesn’t look too happy.)
    Pompous? (He’s a cat–it can be assumed.)
    Pampered? (ditto)
    Pagan? (Why not?)

  19. betsyh11 says:

    Um, prosh. Totally prosh.

  20. ::blush::
    (skulks away in shame)

  21. Po-po platter? Ohhh wait, that was the last post..

  22. hon glad says:

    Theresa-Cats use the edible non edible system, with a sub clause of pounce potential

  23. Von Zeppelin says:

    I hope this doesn’t hurt your feelings, cat, but you’re under P for “Portly.” If you’re not careful, we might have to move you to O for “Obese.” Or maybe to the F file.

  24. Purrplexed?

  25. @Von Zeppelin,
    F for Phat?

  26. I love his stache, so cute when cats have that! Especially flat faced kittehs.

  27. PERPE!!!

  28. How about “P” for ‘Purrrrrfect’?

  29. “P” for “Pooshed-in snooter”

  30. Plump?

  31. Von Zeppelin says:

    Metz, I was thinking “Fat,” rather than “Phat,” which is “an adjective used in pop culture to express approval.” (Thanks, Wikipedia) I guess there’s no reason why you can’t be Fat AND Phat.

  32. P for PEST!
    You know how all kitties love to sit on your papers and books while you are trying to work.. P is for Pes!

  33. metsakins says:

    Pesky paper pouncing puddykat?

  34. lucky Cliff says:

    you can’t say pretty kitty here?

  35. Metsakins …perfectly proper pussin boots

  36. When I was a kid, I used to watch Are You Being Served? on PBS. Yes, I was a strange child. Anywho, there was a character who always talked about her “pussy” (ahem- her cat at home), and there would be lots of laughter from the laugh track. For the longest time I couldn’t figure why on earth someone would find a cat so funny, but I just chalked it up to British humor and called it a day.

  37. AuntieMame says:

    “I file most things under ‘A.’ A letter, A sales report, A customer’s complaint.”

    This guy looks like the anti-Monopoly dude with that moostache.

  38. AuntieMame says:

    LOL, Katie! My quote which follows yours (and didn’t see yours before I posted) is from AYBS?! 😀

  39. P for PUDGEH! 😀 He is sooo cute!

  40. @ Katie and Auntie MAme HE would then be filed under A Pussy!

  41. Cambridge Rat Mom says:

    sure you can, puddy tat.

  42. hon glad says:

    AuntieMame- I use the bung it on the pile system. It has been growing for about twenty years, and an archelogical dig is required to find anything.

  43. Lerrinus says:

    Pettable? 🙂

  44. Katiedid says:

    P for Pumpkin Eyes!!!!!! Such Purrrrrrfectly Pretty Pumpkin Eyes!!!!

  45. He has a mustache! That is so cute! I have no idea what “P” is for, maybe Peeved? Peeved that his picture is being taken and he just wants to hunker down in the drawer for a nap.

  46. Caitlin says:



  47. shannomo says:

    Pouncing Puss-in-P’s. Phantabulous!

  48. “p”…? Arr, …can’t thinka no “p” fer to save me. Hrmmm…

  49. Katie, that’s Mrs. Slocombe and her beloved pussy! When I grow old I plan to dye my hair lavender just like her. Heck, I already wear the cat-eye glasses…

  50. Susan A says:

    Presidential? A common pussycat ambition.

  51. Perfection
    You can’t get anymore perfect than a black and white Exotic.

  52. berthaservant says:

    I think “Pumpkin Eyes” does it. Those are some orangey peepers.

    I would file him under “W.”

    For Walrus.

    Goo goo g’joob.

  53. He does look like one of the moustachey pinnipeds, doesn’t he?

  54. @ Pyrit… Now why did I not think of Pirate Puddytat.
    Why Why???? Slaps Head!

  55. Ah ha! Thanks!
    Polly Pirate ‘Puddytat’, peglegged poopdeck pillager o pieces of eight!!!

  56. Think I’d put him under D for Disapprove.

  57. DaytimeDeb says:

    Caitlin wins — Pasickie, the CO controversial posting that will never die! Yay! Which reminds me, we haven’t seen any videos of the Japanese Winston lately…

  58. Not it on cleaning the poopdeck!

  59. Stellasmom says:

    I would file him under T for Totoro, which is what I would name a p…a cat… that looked like that. Too cute!

  60. Poohbear says:

    @Metz – that was not a typo, you WERE mesermized, though this is an Exotic and not a meezer…

  61. Maribeth says:

    Perhaps P is for PETULANT.

  62. Katrina says:

    Oh, Oh, I know! Purrrsnikitty.

  63. claudia says:

    P for Pug-like

  64. to kitty adventures:

    To the best of my experience, feline quadrupeds also seem to have a universal Phondness Phor Remaining Seated in the Midst of a Komputer Keyboard (just wanted to mention this in the interest of the 21st-century edition of Cats Sitting on our Papers….)
    Peace to all

  65. CathyDee says:


  66. wuyizidi says:

    I won’t say it, but she (or Johnny) will:

    /formerly David (the first).

  67. Patito’s new wallpaper.

  68. Martha in Washington says:

    Pwned? As in “we are all pwned by this pretty puddy”.

  69. P for pussy…….cat????

  70. I’m being possessed by those perturbing pumpkin-colored eyes….

  71. “Don’t say it” Lol!.

  72. Dear lord – it took several hours, but I *finally* got the joke. . . thank you, AYBS!

    Such a charming kitty too – his name could be Poirot!

  73. What? No bun disapproval rating? I think we’ve got some medium to medium-high disapproval going on here. Or maybe P is for perplexed. Can’t decide if we’re witnessing confusion or irritation.

  74. kodalai says:

    P is for Puma! Don’t let the stodgy size put you off — this sleek black feline is a killing machine!

  75. LOL, much to the befuddlement of my daughter… which is making me giggle even more.
    The kitten at mey husband’s office/file system had a helmet on to protect it’s widdle head… this puddy has obviously mastered the art of ducking.

  76. Right between “Obsession” and “Queen”!!! Such a cute photo, thanks for sharing 🙂

  77. colleen says:

    perfectly placed pheline…what else could it be?

  78. chanpon says:

    I was going to say p for p.o.’ed?

  79. Does that cat really have orange eyes? That’s the most unusual thing I’ve ever seen. I want it now.

  80. “P” is for Pest (i.e. im in ur drws, gettn fur all ovr ur files). Heck, you can tell by the expression.

  81. You silleh, kitteh is filed under P for pusseh.

  82. With a face like that, I’d say he’s filed under “Pug.”

    [Preposterous! – Ed.]

  83. ROFL Meg, too funny!

  84. Zanna and Katie, I believe Mrs. Slocombe called her beloved pussy “Tiddles” (Tid-dells) 🙂 I believe that cat is in the “P” file because he/she is looking for its “Pounce” treats and thinks his/her owner hid them there 🙂

  85. puddlepeppers says:

    For everyone who enjoyed the joke…a cheery springtime bouquet
    of pussywillow branches in a bright yellow Pennzoil can.

  86. The Shazinator says:

    “The Mere Sight of My Pussy Drives Him Mad.” Hee hee…I love Are You Being Served.

    Zanna, you’re going to have to lose the glasses if you want to look like Mrs. Slocombe! She didn’t wear any!

  87. Janice of the Nine says:

    P is for “My Preciousssss” of course! A title EVERY kitteh has from birth.

  88. I assume “p” stands for “pug nosed”. Why cant we say pug nosed on this site? A little Orwellian i think -reminds me of the time Drew Barrymore referred to her female dog as a b$&*ch on Letterman’s show and they dropped the word so that you can see her saying it but cant hear it. A little off topic but its been a tiring day in the Antipodes.

  89. Subhangi says:

    P for Persian?

    I love his walrus stache!

  90. The Shazinator says:

    He almost looks like he’s getting ready to tell us about diabetus.

  91. wannadance says:

    what brand kitteh is this? looks like a stuffed toy but know it’s alive. so what is it already?

  92. I thought for sure it was P for Pumpkin!! But then was wondering why Meg couldn’t say “pumpkin” on her site. *pause* *think* Took me a good 30 seconds to get it, LOL!

  93. N. Fritz says:

    With that mustache, my first thought was Poirot!

  94. If you squint, the black chin gives kitty a comical expression of open-mouthed surprise.

    P is for Richard Scarry’s Puzzletown, where all the cats look like like this.

  95. PS Where’s Gold Bug?

  96. Richard Scarry FTW!!!!

  97. brinnann says:

    Is NO ONE gonna mention the url?! OMG FUNNEH! I wonder if my boss will let me have one of these for my desk… *wanders off towards boss’s office*

    [ 😉 – Ed.]

  98. Neopatra says:

    P is for “Precious.”

  99. Poohbear says:

    @wannadance : the kitteh brand is Exotic Shorthair, technically a Persian, but shorn… Think Weenston after his springtime shavingks.

  100. Anne Packrat says:

    Should be under “D” for “Diabeetus”

  101. eternalcanadian says:

    Awww, I want a file-kitty! 😀

  102. He’s all like, where’s my Tuna? not under T? under B for Brefus? under S for snackies? unter R for tuna Recipes? **secretarial disapproval**

  103. I’ve got a backwards version of the Music Man running through my head:

    Its a capital P, that rhymes with T, that stands for Trouble!

    [Hmm, well done… now I’m trying to complete the piece in my head… – Ed.]

  104. P for purrs. In case there’s a sudden need for purrs in the office.

  105. do you mean cat p*ss? lol or is it pussy?

  106. Wow. He is an exact replica of my Abby, only in shorthair! Same eyes, same coloring…it’s downright creepy!