Today’s Contest: OMG POETRY!!!!!1!!!

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on May 6, 2009

Congratulations to yesterday’s winner of Kitten Corner: Jessica K.

To win this contest / Write haiku based on photo / Pony game is prize

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dk-promo-ponyToday’s prize: Pony Paradise for the Nintendo DS by 505 Games. E-mail your haiku to competishe [at] cutelabs.com by 9 PM Pacific time today! Official contest rules
Photo credit: Hiiiiii MY NAME IS BRAAAAAAAAAAAK

{ 130 comments }

1 JudyB 05.06.09 at 6:41 am

O(h) M(y) G(od) Ponies!!1
On a sunny, sandy beach
But where is their kite???

2 Stunbunny 05.06.09 at 6:41 am

Spring break in Cabo
The Sun light warm on our manes
Shorty needs sun block!

3 Bella B 05.06.09 at 6:53 am

Windy beach of May
Kites fly freely from our tails
Pally, brown and bay

4 Cara 05.06.09 at 7:00 am

Don’t look at the kites
when you see them flying
the end of summer has come

(I nearly always prefer the modern haiku to the strict, classicals 5-7-5, poetry should be free and open)

5 Linnea 05.06.09 at 7:00 am

Hello visitor
We like you way better than
The dude with the kite

6 Laieanna 05.06.09 at 7:02 am

I don’t understand haikus so this is the best it’s going to get, even if it’s all wrong.

Horses always run
But wish flight on summer winds
Kites much too small

7 pyrit 05.06.09 at 7:04 am

I’ve heard of horseslips
But one more horse and we have
The apocalypse.

8 Kristabelle 05.06.09 at 7:06 am

Where is Jessica’s limerick entry, by the way? I’d love to see the winning piece!

Assateague Island
Ponies running wild and free
Nature is sublime.

9 Tom 05.06.09 at 7:09 am

Those are nice haikus
But if you want to enter,
Don’t comment; e-mail!

10 Stabitha 05.06.09 at 7:09 am

We walk along sand.
Three horses of diff’rent browns.
Weird man flies a kite.

11 Brandi 05.06.09 at 7:10 am

Warm spring on the beach
Kites leap into the sky
Ponies do not care

12 Laurel Lyon 05.06.09 at 7:13 am

OMG ponies!
ponies ponies OMG!
where’s my Nintendo?

13 wellthenhowaboutthisone 05.06.09 at 7:13 am

Drop the sugar cube
And then back away slowly
And you won’t get hurt

14 pyrit 05.06.09 at 7:14 am

Tom Hanks been too long
With a soccer ball, and now
He could eat a horse

15 maria 05.06.09 at 7:14 am

oh hai there, ponies
want to help me fly this kite?
I haz some carrots

16 bev 05.06.09 at 7:16 am

Look at the pony
They totes look like Fabio
With long luscious hair

17 MadameX 05.06.09 at 7:17 am

Summer wind aloft
Blows manes and kites so distant
Little one’s not yours

18 Hmmm 05.06.09 at 7:17 am

Rah-rah marketing
of cute is not itself cute.
Blog loses its charm.

[I take this to mean
[Yesterday's limerick prize
[Went to someone else? :P - Ed.]

19 Jen 05.06.09 at 7:18 am

How your shades of brown
So warm are against the blue
Sun-dappled ponies

20 lena 05.06.09 at 7:28 am

just posing topless
on creamy summer landscape
aren’t we pretty

21 Beverly 05.06.09 at 7:29 am

We are Clairol girls
Pick your shade – blonde or auburn
Brunette is the best!

22 Jackie 05.06.09 at 7:34 am

Pony family
Smile for the camera
Damn kite guy in shot

23 hon glad 05.06.09 at 7:36 am

We three
As one
On wind blown sand

24 jackuon 05.06.09 at 7:36 am

Ponies on the beach
Sun and sand beneath their hooves
Summer breeze feels fine

25 Bouviegal 05.06.09 at 7:36 am

Pyrit, will you STOP
You’re making me choke on spit
OMG Ponies!!1!

26 Julie 05.06.09 at 7:36 am

The warm sand below
The blue sky above so free
So happy, we three

27 Bouviegal 05.06.09 at 7:37 am

**pats self on back for haiku referencing haiku irony**

28 Cate 05.06.09 at 7:38 am

Kite in the sky, high
Fringe in the face at the beach
Day is not wasted

29 ShelleyTambo 05.06.09 at 7:44 am

Wow, freaked out for a second when I saw Linnea’s post, thinking, “But I didn’t post that!” It takes me some time to remember that there are other people named Linnea in the world since I so rarely meet them.

30 Noelle (the First) 05.06.09 at 7:46 am

No haiku….just WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31 Noelle (the First) 05.06.09 at 7:49 am

ShelleyTambo…I know the feeling, I felt the same way when I first saw another Noelle on here. I was worried I was posting while sleep walking or something. Hey, stranger things have happened :)

32 Shoebox Princess 05.06.09 at 7:58 am

Vanilla, butter-
Scotch, and chocolate, yummy
Can I have ice cream?

33 Shoebox Princess 05.06.09 at 8:01 am

Bare-backed ponies, three
No tan lines. You’re the only
Nudists allowed on the beach

34 LibrarianJessica 05.06.09 at 8:07 am

Ponies on a beach
Now understand why felines
Value sand bathrooms

35 Trabb's Boy 05.06.09 at 8:07 am

Kites are for losers.
You want to harness the wind?
Then hop on, baby.

36 Zena 05.06.09 at 8:10 am

Tried to take picture
of my family flying kites
ponies stole the show

37 FrankDNA 05.06.09 at 8:13 am

Blond, redhead, brunette
Like horsey Charlie’s Angels
On a beach stakeout

38 skippymom 05.06.09 at 8:13 am

Sunny, sandy beach
Three horses stand together
Background guy with kite

39 Heather 05.06.09 at 8:15 am

Wow, they didn’t even poo everywhere. This photo is truly miraculous.

40 cc 05.06.09 at 8:16 am

OMG, FrankDNA FTW! Best haiku EVAR!

I’m truly LOL

41 Argyle Donkeypants 05.06.09 at 8:22 am

Horse-ku

Okaaaaay, they’re horses.
So why are their hairdos like
A Flock of Seagulls?

(This is my first-ever attempt at embedding a link. Wish me luck.)

42 ChrisP 05.06.09 at 8:32 am

A conversation in haiku form:

Asymmetric bob
It covers your pretty face
Give it a rest, mom

43 Argyle Donkeypants 05.06.09 at 8:33 am

@FrankDNA, contact me and I’ll give you the number for my company’s IT department, who will be interested in having you pay for a new monitor to replace the one that had nosecoffee sprayed all over it.

44 Metz 05.06.09 at 8:39 am

I’ve mailed my submishe.
Snub Your Kite Flying
OMG EMO Ponies
They Say Meh to You

45 Mandy B. 05.06.09 at 8:42 am

Got sand in our hooves
Got Sea and Salt in our Manes
We be sea horsies!

46 LibrarianJessica 05.06.09 at 8:44 am

@Argyle Donkeypants: Hilarious haiku! *snerk*

47 Anya 05.06.09 at 8:52 am

Three prosh ponies prance

Man in background: awkward stance

Why he stare at kite?

48 skippymom 05.06.09 at 8:56 am

Horses three beseech
Kite man could use fashion help
Get us out of here

49 Paunchie 05.06.09 at 9:00 am

Hey! Is that Assateague??

50 wannadance 05.06.09 at 9:02 am

I saw three ponies
Posing on the beach, pretty.
These babes are knocked up.

51 pyrit 05.06.09 at 9:05 am

We are an itsy,
bitsy, tee-neigh, whinny, brown,
three piece biki-neigh

52 Kristabelle 05.06.09 at 9:08 am

Oh pyrit! Between Charlie’s Angels and yours, I don’t know. I just don’t know! I’m glad I don’t have to judge and pick one for a winner!

53 wannadance 05.06.09 at 9:10 am

chris P: i love yours, love it!!

54 auntbaby 05.06.09 at 9:16 am

Freedom stands before
Hooves fly as a summer kite
Sand impedes our flight

55 wannadance 05.06.09 at 9:18 am

OT

i have an earache
like a tiny baby
somebody pat me?

56 KittyAdventures 05.06.09 at 9:28 am

Sky so Blue
Wind swept sand
We three friends together.

Anyone with kids who can’t think of a haiku and wants to use mine to submit please do.
Hugs
Annie

57 Jo Sherman 05.06.09 at 9:35 am

We three are horses
Curiosity is ours.
Camera ready?

58 BostonBunny 05.06.09 at 9:55 am

Number fifty-one
If not pulled from old feed bag
Would win by a nose

59 LOLDemon 05.06.09 at 10:01 am

Beach bums? Get out, man.
We are working very hard
To impress the chicks.

60 sammeh 05.06.09 at 10:07 am

man won’t share his kite
they leave dejected, now, sir
back into revenge

61 pyrit 05.06.09 at 10:11 am

Brown, browner, brownest
They are the horses of a
Different color

62 Patty 05.06.09 at 10:15 am

My little ponies
Not so good imitations
Of the three of us

63 Kat 05.06.09 at 10:23 am

Modern day-type
Misty of Chincoteagues are
totes up in this piece.

64 Tricia 05.06.09 at 10:36 am

Here’s mine:
Bare hooves in the sand,
Clouds and kites painting the sky,
Sun kissed paradise.

Ahhhh… just relaxes me :D

65 Addie 05.06.09 at 11:12 am

Sitting on the beach
A cool wetness strikes my head
Gonna kill that bird

athankyou

66 KatieKat 05.06.09 at 11:13 am

Wannadance, ear pain
Is the worst. Wishing you a
Corgi puppy pile.

(…also a heating pad for your ear!)

67 Melissa 05.06.09 at 11:26 am

Pony haiku:

Sunny skies, white sands.
Horses posing by the shore.
Kites, flying, relax.

68 hrhsqueak 05.06.09 at 11:27 am

Avalanche of Cute
Descends, causing Overload
O M G, Ponies!!!!

69 hrhsqueak 05.06.09 at 11:29 am

Bonus haiku, because I was on a roll:

Appreciation
of their fuzzy ‘tocks only earns you
Bun Disapproval

70 Jules 05.06.09 at 11:34 am

Sky so blue,
A slight summer breeze,
Blowing manes

71 berthaservant 05.06.09 at 11:50 am

Manny, Moe, and Jack
In their next life, on the beach
Not selling car parts

72 Rachel 05.06.09 at 12:06 pm

A day at the beach
It’s kind of hot here for us
Mom, can we go home?

73 Terri 05.06.09 at 12:20 pm

Working on my tan
So stallions will find me hot
Pass the Baby Oil

74 Leah 05.06.09 at 12:20 pm

Mom! Dad! Look a kite!
Son, you don’t have any hands.
Come on! We said neigh!

75 Leo 05.06.09 at 12:32 pm

Summer beach breezes
My mane tangles in the wind
Need conditioner

76 Kathryn 05.06.09 at 12:33 pm

ponies on the beach
these gals know where to check out
all the hottest studs

77 Meg 05.06.09 at 12:35 pm

@Hmmm

Donated prizes
We pass the savings to you
This contest is free

78 Kelli 05.06.09 at 12:36 pm

Ponies in the sand
But where have all the kites gone?
Can’t see for my mane.

79 Not That Mike The Other Mike 05.06.09 at 12:52 pm

Patting Wannadance
(Now I’m hearing Cheech and Chong’s
“Earache My Eye” skit)

80 kodalai 05.06.09 at 12:53 pm

Clear blue summer skies,
Wide-open innocent days;
Horses remember.

81 Not That Mike The Other Mike 05.06.09 at 12:56 pm

I’ve been really busy all morning, but I wanted to post the limerick sent by our randomly-selected winner, Jessica K.:

There once was a cat o’ so sloppy
he tried to create a monopoly
once given the chance
he evaluated his stance
and changed his mind to favor Oligopoly

Pretty cute, Jessica!

82 Kerry 05.06.09 at 1:00 pm

We have the power
we have the technology
to make the kites’ wind

83 Annie 05.06.09 at 1:42 pm

My submishe:

Let them all go fly a kite
We’re here and coiffed for
the Flock of Seagulls concert

[And I ra-a-an
[Ran so far a-way-ay-ay
[Couldn't get away - Ed.]

84 Wend 05.06.09 at 2:18 pm

Soft velvet muzzles,
warm, horse-y scent uprises
hot sand; wind relief

85 melissa 05.06.09 at 2:21 pm

Enough sand
Grass we need grass
Meadow please

86 michelle 05.06.09 at 2:26 pm

You can lead a horse
To water, but you cannot
Make him fly a kite

87 Natalie 05.06.09 at 2:35 pm

blonde, red, and brunette,
how pretty are beach ponies,
running wild in the sand.

88 Jo 05.06.09 at 3:01 pm

Ponies on the windy beach
Manes flowing lightly
Wish they had a kite to fly.

89 Suzi 05.06.09 at 3:09 pm

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead
go commando on the beach….
no one is offended.

90 Amanda 05.06.09 at 3:10 pm

Three wispy tailed ponies,
summer photo shoot
let the fun begin!

91 maggie p 05.06.09 at 3:14 pm

too big for most rules
of cute, the ponies try to
be unassuming

92 cubbybutt 05.06.09 at 3:16 pm

Horseletts stare at me
Do you like their floofy bangs
A spectrum of brown

93 Kitteh Toez 05.06.09 at 3:21 pm

Skies of pretty blue
Tails swish in the ocean breeze
Some guy’s flying kites

Again, unrelated cute-themed haiku:

cat loves to cuddle
but litter-paws in my face
make it hard to sleep

94 Taymin P 05.06.09 at 3:22 pm

Horse back in the surf
These three horsies want none of
Facebook pics instead

95 Luckus 05.06.09 at 3:26 pm

three ponies standing
one shorter than the others
what does it all mean?

96 annie 05.06.09 at 3:34 pm

Sun surf windy day
Horses have no kite to play
Want to go home now

97 Christi 05.06.09 at 3:50 pm

ponies on the beach
sun, blue sky and kites oh my
paradise indeed

98 Cerulean 05.06.09 at 4:34 pm

Baywatch lifeguard job:
To watch the bay all summer.
She won’t leave our sight.

99 Banquo 05.06.09 at 4:38 pm

Ponies, a trio
They ignore me and my kite
Ponies can be mean

100 natalypaige 05.06.09 at 4:41 pm

The only ponies
that fit in my apartment:
Digital Ponies

101 cliffette 05.06.09 at 4:43 pm

Santa, there has been
A miscommunication.
“Beachhouse”, not beech horse.

102 William McDuff 05.06.09 at 4:55 pm

Summer sand in your face,
Kicked there by you nemeses:
Herd of jock horses.

103 SwimBlue 05.06.09 at 5:00 pm

horses on the beach
our tails they swing in the breeze
sand — it is in my hoof

104 Diana 05.06.09 at 5:28 pm

Finally a breeze
But the ponies broke my kite
Darn you beach ponies

105 sogers 05.06.09 at 5:34 pm

check our stylish bangs
and our most knob-bu-lar knees
we do what we want

106 Lauren 05.06.09 at 5:55 pm

well have you ever
wearing such a thing to swim
the scandal of it

107 Kylee 05.06.09 at 6:00 pm

Don’t look at the kites
Ponies are better to watch
Or we will stomp you!

108 Kdoll 05.06.09 at 6:55 pm

Three Ponies I see
On the beach in front of me
From light to dark, too!

109 ksully 05.06.09 at 7:11 pm

Oh My God Ponies!!!!!?!?
Won’t you cut my long bangs please?
See my knobby knees?

110 derz 05.06.09 at 7:13 pm

ok not a haiku.

3 little ponies sitting on the beach
W-H-I-N-N-I-E
1 had the snacks
the other had the treats
The third said “eep! I forgot the sweets!”

111 derz 05.06.09 at 7:17 pm

Dreaming of Ponies
My small ponies on the beach
So furry and cute

112 derz 05.06.09 at 7:23 pm

ZOMG!!PONIES1!!
Is the saying to say now!
Say it now will you!!

113 kibblenibble 05.06.09 at 8:08 pm

Such talented CO Peeps! I loved reading the haikus. I’m too tired to write one about the ponies, but I’ll share one I wrote after picking up my friend’s cat, Lucy, after she had been spayed at the low-cost clinic:

Warm, soft sleeping cat
Pillowcased weight in my lap
Hysterectomy

114 carol m. 05.06.09 at 8:17 pm

silly man in shorts
thinks you are supposed to put
the kite behind the horse

[Well, I lol'd... - Ed.]

115 puddlepeppers 05.06.09 at 9:00 pm

Chincoteague paths lead
to ponies waiting for a treat…
“Can haz apple slice?”
*O0<

116 babs08 05.06.09 at 9:04 pm

Why is the kite-man
Not paying attention to
The ponies? Weirdo.

117 Charlie 05.07.09 at 2:21 am

Ponies in the wind
Wishing to be flown as kites
Paradise indeed

118 Charlie 05.07.09 at 2:44 am

Ahhh lovely accompaniment to breakfast! Many great haikus here indeed.
Christi: lol synchronicity, same last line :)

119 Charlie 05.07.09 at 2:47 am

We have landed now.
Just so you know, all your beach
is belong to us.

120 Trinky dink 05.07.09 at 5:35 am

Gentle ocean breeze
and essence of beach pony
hold the kites aloft

121 Katiedid 05.07.09 at 5:50 am

Bright kite in the sky
Climbing higher and higher
Oh My God Ponies!!!1!!

I only has a *little* ADD :-D

122 derz 05.07.09 at 10:46 am

never realized before, those are some rotund ponies…..

123 fortworthfeminism 05.07.09 at 12:00 pm

three ponies standing
on the beach with guy and kites
ponies not amused

124 anastasia 05.08.09 at 1:58 pm

on this sandy beach,
don’t we love this scene right now,
beautiful ponies

125 Marinela 05.08.09 at 3:23 pm

Acrostic and Haiku

CAR

Caring people
Appreciated I am
Racing is my game

CAT

Chasing all the mice
Acting innocent and nice
Trouble in my eyes

126 andrea 05.09.09 at 8:30 pm

ponies on the beach
kites flying over our heads
we wish hooves were hands

127 dreamwver 05.09.09 at 11:40 pm

Knobbed knees in the breeze
Trim my bangs, would you? Then I
Could find my kite.

128 dreamwver 05.09.09 at 11:56 pm

Knobbed knees in the breeze
Trim my bangs, would you? That I
Might observe my kite.

Woops, 2nd try : )

129 Marinela 05.12.09 at 8:54 am

Kids

The kids smiles spread
And so dose the atmosphere
They make the world spin

130 anastasia 05.14.09 at 5:27 pm

this is a haiku,
old macdonald had a farm
e-i-e-i-o.

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