“No More Barks™”

by Meg on May 5, 2009

Patent Pending.

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Pending lots of treats that is.

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No w(h)ining, Sender Inner Courtney H.

{ 47 comments }

1 charliewabba 05.05.09 at 11:24 am

Oh, put a cork in it, why dontcha?

2 Estlin 05.05.09 at 11:24 am

Put a cork in it, pug!

3 charliewabba 05.05.09 at 11:25 am

JINX!!! you owe me a coke!

4 Theo 05.05.09 at 11:31 am

Pug Jug™

5 Khayman 05.05.09 at 11:31 am

Pug Plug?

6 Theo 05.05.09 at 11:31 am

near-Jinx, Khay

7 Pearl Ostroff 05.05.09 at 11:38 am

By the way, cork is bark.

8 Camille 05.05.09 at 11:40 am

Tune in tomorrow, when we put a sock in it.

9 nads 05.05.09 at 12:04 pm

Is puggle also sitting on a cork floor? Matchingks?

10 Noelle (the First) 05.05.09 at 12:06 pm

Where do I get one of these and do they work on Lab/Terrier mixes? I love my dog but the barking and whining can drive me to drink! Oh wait, I can use the cork from the wine bottle. No, then I’d have to finsh off the wine. Well, maybe that isn’t a problem. But if I do that then I won’t care about the barking. Hey, problem solved. Nevermind.

*runs to wine rack*

11 CoffeeCup 05.05.09 at 12:15 pm

No one has mentioned the pug tongue! The tongue, people!

12 firefinch 05.05.09 at 12:17 pm

Wonder what he would say about the “nose” of the previous post.

13 Not That Mike The Other Mike 05.05.09 at 12:25 pm

I think that pug’s got a corkscrew loose.

14 williams mummy 05.05.09 at 12:34 pm

haha! my staffy needs one of those in the other end…..

15 Max 05.05.09 at 12:53 pm

Aww he looks so sad :-[

16 Metz 05.05.09 at 12:59 pm

(looks warily @ bulging eyes)
Alright! Who shook up the pug? Now it’s gonna splode all over teh place when I pull the cork!

17 berthaservant 05.05.09 at 1:05 pm

Love the puns, everyone! Love eet!

18 Wend 05.05.09 at 1:10 pm

Only one thing to say peeps, “Hahahahahahahahahahahah” all the way home.

19 Von Zeppelin 05.05.09 at 1:10 pm

” ‘Ere eez ze corque for your ahnspecshon, Monsieur. You weel see that eet ees steel flexeeble and reseelient, and ‘as ze bouquet of ze bouteille of Chateau Choucroute from wheech I zhust removed eet. I ‘ope you weel pardonne me for ‘olding ze corque weeth my teeth. Eet ees not easy being a sommelier when you are only twenty-five centimetres tall and ‘ave no thumbs. Steel, ze vin, eet is everything, n’est ce pas?

20 Argyle Donkeypants 05.05.09 at 1:14 pm

Ahh, yes, you have chosen the very best vintage. You are very fortunate; most bottles of Blanc de Chien were lost due to the destruction of their corks, but you have found a bottle perfectly intact.

If you’ll notice, the color of the Blanc de Chien is a beautiful, deep gold that plays delicately with the candlelight. The terroir is subtle, but offers the refined drinker hints of kibble and undertones of shoe insole.

21 pyrit 05.05.09 at 1:17 pm

Looks like a nice Pug blanc.
http://www.pugwine.com/

No more whines?

22 Von Zeppelin 05.05.09 at 1:21 pm

Argyle, pyrit–A votre santé (clink of glasses).

23 Argyle Donkeypants 05.05.09 at 1:22 pm

@Von Zep: I am slain.

24 Bev 05.05.09 at 1:24 pm

Cute. Hope the little guy doesn’t develop a taste for corks though. My dog ate one a couple of years ago and we nearly lost him.

25 Courtney S. 05.05.09 at 1:27 pm

Hah! As a pug owner myself, I am quite familiar with that facial expression- it is the “oops Mom caught me chewingk somethin’ I’m not s’posed to have” face.

Unfortunately, the face is so cute that it is impossible to reprimand him when he makes it, which makes for a spoiled, not-often-reprimanded pug.

26 pyrit 05.05.09 at 1:29 pm

Ahhh, a cute vintage, 2006 I think, a bit nutty with aftertastes of baroo.

27 Starlinguk 05.05.09 at 2:29 pm

Chateau Choucroute? ¬_¬

That’s next to Chateau Migraine, right?

[Close. It's actually right up the viaduct from Chateau Mort-Noire. - Ed.]

28 Marie 05.05.09 at 3:39 pm

“Patent pending.” Lol!!!

29 Patrick 05.05.09 at 5:54 pm

I would have said that this looks like a bamboo dog tree due to the cork bark.

30 CUTE 'N' FUNNY @ 05.05.09 at 6:02 pm

Soooooooo ADORABLE!!!

31 chanpon 05.05.09 at 6:53 pm

Kind of like the poor man’s pacifier?

32 spb 05.05.09 at 7:13 pm

Caution: remove cork slowly as pressure is known to build up with this breed.

33 spb 05.05.09 at 7:15 pm

Small print: Always remove cork at back end of bottle first to release pressure.

34 Decca 05.05.09 at 10:49 pm

Pert yet strong, with the aroma of hemp, wet poodle, and the neighbor’s pool boy, Raul. With notes of fur, toilet water, and something moldering in the garden.

35 Lindsay 05.05.09 at 11:21 pm

I am going to cry. The pug is so sad.

36 hon glad 05.05.09 at 11:23 pm

Plug the Pug to stop the whine.

37 Illise 05.05.09 at 11:33 pm

lol poor doggie he looks sad but im pretty sure that the next thing he will have between his teeths will be the hand or the leg of the person who putted the plug lol

38 Squinty 05.06.09 at 12:34 am

I can’t take it! It’s too cute! I’m so conflicted! I want to eat him or snorgle him to death or at least squeeze him til we become one, but at the same time, I could never bear it if he died! How, cuteoverload, tell me how are we supposed to deal with this instinct to devour the cute which you seem to encourage under the adorable guise of “nomming,” hmmmm?

39 Patito Gigante 05.06.09 at 3:20 am

Love the “utter dejection feet” in the second pic there.

40 Katrina 05.06.09 at 4:36 am

As I was driving on 691 yesterday I saw a large vehicle-perhaps Chevy Suburban, with the license plate PUGS. I then wondered (out loud) just how many pugs one could get (stuff) into that vehicle. Any guesses? A whole lot, anyway!

41 DeborahB 05.06.09 at 4:43 am

I love the second pic! My pug sits the same way, his back feet are like flippers. Very funny!

42 temperance 05.06.09 at 4:58 am

what? no nuffing about choking hazzards?! i have to say, i’m very disappointed…

also- that tongue is so totally super awesome for me.

43 missjackie 05.06.09 at 9:09 am

Is he a cork soaker? ~wink~

44 Journey13 05.07.09 at 3:08 pm

Bad dog! Have you been drinking again?

45 Theo 05.07.09 at 3:15 pm

*ptoo*
Jus cawl me Jughaid. Ayup.

46 froggiefreak 05.08.09 at 3:05 pm

well thats another way to say shut up

47 Eric 05.09.09 at 9:16 am

It’s Winston, the ModCloth pug!

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