Here we go, peeps! For National Pet Week, Cute Overload challenges you to win one of four cute new Discovery Kids’ Games for the Nintendo DS, with a grand prize of a new Nintendo DSi game system and all four games!
Today, your challenge is to write a caption for the photo below. Remember, the winner will be selected randomly, so any entry can win, as long as it fits the photo.
Today’s prize: Puppy Playtime for the Nintendo DS by 505 Games. E-mail your caption to competishe [at] cutelabs.com by 9 PM Pacific Time today (May 4, 2009)! Official contest rules
Photo credit: Sindy Yao
“But…but…WHY can’t you teach me to fly, Mr. Bird???”
Ours is a forbidden love.
3..2..1.. a-a-and you’re asleep! Now, neutralize the cat!
“Mom, are you trying to tell me that I’m adopted?”
Please sir birdy… May I have one of your crackers?
LOLOLOLOL!! Funny! Remember, if you want to enter the contest, e-mail your captions to competishe [at] cutelabs.com. Good luck!
.(please read the following in Al Pacinon mode. Thank you]
…are you, talkin’ tuh ME????????
‘you gotta a bugger in yer nose there, kid. want me to pick it out for you?’
‘ummmm….o-kay’.
Pup: “You truly have a dizzying intellect.”
‘Keet: “Wait ’til I get going! Now where was I?”
“Okay, but just a leetle kiss…”
birdeh: now this may be a bit of a shock, but your NOT a bird!
Pupeh: haha!no wait.. ur jokin right?
Polly want a muzzlepowsche?
Just a little kiss?
want to follow my tweets on twitter?
Ok kid, you destract the Mom and I’ll fly to get the treats…
“If you hit me I’ll tell Mom….Mooooooooooooom!”
Aww, is that a cardigan corgi pup? (No cleverness from me, sorry…)
You will never believe what a little Birdie told me..
Leslie Thomas – you got here first! That was my first thought too! You talkin’ ta me?
Who does your makeup???
“Darling, you could use a little waxing and plucking.”
Birdie: “My GAWD, you are a vision of stubbular perfection… I cannot takes it.. I must touch that perfect pointy nose..”
and just cuz: OMG that is the cutest little tricolor pemmie corgi, if only we could have gotten a shot of his cute little corgi tush!
“Mmmm…let’s see…yeah, I think you got it all. Just keep a tissue handy in case you sneeze again.”
World Championship Staring Competition Finals enter the last round
It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Fancy some psitticosis.
HAHAHA! Pyrit! Love live the princess bride.
Fancy some fusilli?
And then the little bird told him, but it didn’t look like it had a happy ending.
“Dr. Livingstone, I presume?”
Just bring that nose a little closer, Big Guy.
When our eyes met I knew it was meant to be…you were going to be my bird.
*Do not blink. Doooooo noooooooooot blink.*
Puppeh: Have you been stickin’ your head in the cheezypoofs again?
I don’t wanna win. I just wanna play!
They don’t deliver to pirate ships anyway.
So Rover….let this be our final battle!
I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN’ OUTTA MY MOUTH?! I cannot believe this! First I get a birdbrained assignment, now Mr. Cheep…don’t even speak American.
This couch isn’t big enough for the both of us…on 3 we draw
Sherbert The Bird: So, that’s what happens.
Curious Puppy: Okay, okay, so where do the bees fit in?
“Do I have a snoogie?”
“Rogeroo. Bat in the cave.”
Look deep, deep into my eyes … snap. You are under my spell. Next, the cat!
Bird: “Hey kid, what goes, peck-peck-peck-peck-peck-Bow Wow!”
Pup: “Uh I dunno.”
Bird: “Me, playing my new Puppy Playtime DS!”
Yes, I love candy corn. Why do you ask?
(and I did email, thanks for the reminder)
Listen, uh, i don’t know WHo took your bird nuts, but it wasn’t me, okay? all i said was hello!
Bird: “Whaaaat? Are you color-blind?”
Birdeh: Seriously, doggeh.. I read it on OC… A little nibble of those cute puppeh ears of yours and I’ll be invincible!
Cutesy Puppeh: Erm, ok… but yer beak looks pretty sharpth… go easy on meh!!
Parakeet: (Roars like a T-Rex.)
Listen Kid, I’m da boss around here.
Sez the burdie to the pupphe.
Dog: Bark~!
Bird: Chirp~!
//
Bird: Frankly my dear, I just don’t give a damn.
“Oooh! This banana looks tasty…”
You ate ALL of my dog-food!?
Nope, no boogers. Now check mine!
my computer won’t let me go to cutelabs.com… it says not found, someone please tell me what I am doing wrong, I must be a birdbrain today
For the last time, it goes “Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O”
“Once Cheep learned how to imitate growling he became the alpha dog”
“If you blink you lose”
“I said this is MY house”
‘what kind of dog are you?!’
“LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU, DOG!”
I don’t care that you fancy yourself a lovebird. I’m not ready to say the “L” word yet. You’ll have to settle for being my little likebird.
Pooch realized too late he could never win a staring contest with an animal whose eyes were on the sides of its head.
“Wow.”
“What is it?”
“I’m not sure.”
“How’s it look?”
“I can’t describe it– it’s like a little nativity scene…”
[special credit to John Regler and Gary Markowitz]
“You may be bigger than me but I could totes take you on! Don’t let the name love bird fool ya, check out these guns… err, wings… and my fierce beak for a’peckin’! *POUNCE*”
OH, you have to throw me off with a Corgula puppeh. My puppeh and I are waiting for her smaller big brother’s new TUBA! How great is that? Now, that will be a biiiig box!
Caption: “And then the big, bad wolf, (oh, sorry no offense intended)
“None taken, go on…”
@sparkycole: cutelabs.com isn’t a web site, it’s an e-mail address. Send your entry by e-mail to competishe@cutelabs.com
As Sophie leaned in to kiss Peety she paused for a moment – what had her father said about interspecies snorgles? Something about cooties…
IIIIIIIIIIIIII’vvvvveee….. got ur nose! Ha!
No, it’s still right here all cute an cuddly as ever….
Now I’ve got ‘er! Yar!
Go beak on someone your own size!!
hey pollita! (hey chick!)
Can’t think… puppy too fluffy…
I’ve got a secret?
Oh yeah, where’d you hear that from?
Dunno…a little birdie told me!
Brudder? Brudder! Our foreheads are da same, I found yew!
Brandi — it’s a M*A*S*H note! Thanks for the memories.
You had me at woof!
“Girl, no man’s worth all that trouble. Now go fix your mascara.”
You call yourself a soldier!
“Yep, it looks like that sinus infection cleared right up!”
Staring Contest:
Puppy: You blushed, I win!
Bird: Hey, that’s not in the rules, this is a staring contest, remember? *rolls eyes*
Puppy: Ha! Made you blink!
“I’ve got the bright plumage, why do your stubby little legs get all the attention??”
It’s a big world out there, Grasshopper.
“The humans have left, lets go raid the kitchen fluffy one!!!”
I’m the 3-county staring champion….i can go daaaaays without blinking….bring it on mr. bird !!!!
Honey, you know I love you, but you’re rocking some BAD morning breath…
And there goes the dog’s eye
It’s a good thing for both my chances of winning and the judges that winner is chosen at random rather than judged on merit. The competishe has a fierce.
hehehehehehehe!!! You kids are cracking us up!
Remember, if you want to enter today’s contest, send a caption to competishe@cutelabs.com by 9PM Pacific Time today! We’ll pick one entry at random to win today’s prize.
Tomorrow’s contest will be even trickier! Watch for it!
“Sorry Polly, the couch is mine!”
“Whatchoo lookin’ at, punk?”
CORGI puppy! So cute!!
A Battle of Wits…. But I’ve never heard of playing “Lovebird”, I thought the game was called “Chicken”.
Okay, let’s try it one more time…..it’s chirp, chirp, chirp….not ruff, ruff!!!!
Shh…. they don’t have to email to enter. >.>
Sorry, I just really want a DSi!
“I just wanted to know what hair dye you use… “
I sent in my entry!
“Would you fancy an interspecies snorgle?”
Birdie to puppeh: It’s still behind me…isn’t it…
Pup: It is the east, and Juliet is the sun…….. or at least just as yellowy!
Pup: ‘Kay, I rolled up the carpet. Now what?
Boird: Alls we gotta do is drag it outside to the dumpster, and no body ain’t the wiser ’bout yer little “accident”, capiche?
Pup: You sure?
Boird: Hey, trust me. I got dis.
“But I was READING that newspaper…”
puppie: “excooseemee, hab you seen mah brudders?”
birdie: “Before I tell you…POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!”
“Can, can I… ehn (steps closer)… can I pet you?”
(Backing off slightly)…”Um, well… not too…. sure.”
“Gimme some sugar, baby!”
My! what big eyes you have!
You’re getting a nose hair trimmer for Christmas, pup. Things are getting a bit overgrown up there.
So theeen SHE told MEEE…..
“Don’t you simile at me bird!!!”
Bird: Backstreet Boooooooys?
Corgi: No, please, no more!
Bird: Daaaaaaaance?
Corgi: No! No! NO!
The lovebird never realized that he couldn’t dance.
OK, so I entered “I can talk, can you fly?” But then I thought of another one:
Why yes, my ear are real. They are the ears God gave to me. I swear, no surgical enhancements were done!
We meet again, Mr. Bond…
Sandy gazed lovingly into Puppito’s big, beady eyes; his moist nosesicle begged for a sweet caress, some sign of the intimacy between the two lovers, a moment of sweet bliss. She longed for lips to kiss his sweet, sweet face, or teeth to gently nom his perky ears. Puppito returned the intense gaze —preparing to share the depths of his soul— and was promptly distracted by his reflection.
“Can I sit on your nose? Please? Please? Please? Can I sit on your nose?”
“You know what they say about a boid in the paw…”
Less than an hour left to enter, folks! If you haven’t entered yet, hurry!
I would, you know, but I’ve already seen the answers.
“Hey…. hey, kid! You like candy, don’cheh? Why don’t you hop on over to my side of the cushion, an’ I’ll show you my stash…”
Puppeh: Please sir, I’d like some more!
Bird: MOOOOOOOOORE????
Darlink.. that orange eye shadow does nothink for your complexions
No….it’s more like this…..rrrrrrruuuffffff”
“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, mr. bird?”
You’re going down, puppy. You’re going dooooown.
I’m telling you, you just have a cold. I did NOT give you the avian flu.
You had me at woof!
Since it’s over, I’ll post mine.
“Ahoy ye scurvy dog! Ye be walking thar arm rest of me sofa, ye lily-livered Corg-Arrgh!”
Bird: Dude, seriously, I just saw Mom and she’s pissed! She found that Prada shoe you chewed on. Run!
Dog: Gah!
“sure ill give you a ride to teh keechen. but peez dont claw my head this time when we see teh kitteh”
Congrats to the winner!
Do we get to see the winning caption?
Did you hear that the parrot next door said the dog on the northside told her that the lady across the street had a new cat, and it’s really big and eats dogs!
I know that look. SOMEONE’S gonna get bit, and it ain’t the hatebird!
You are getting stuuubbyyy, veeerrry, veeerrry stubbyyy…
Now when I count to three, you will believe that you are a peanut. One… Twooo…..
No, your right eye is NOT bigger than the left one!
I just want to know what breed of dog that is.
a little birdy told me………
Dog: Exuse me Mr. bird but this is my territory, if you can’t smell that already!
Mr. Bird: “Don’t you mean tell that already?”
Dog:”no I marked it!
oh dear. oh dear.
pup: whoa! hello! are you a baby duck?
bird: My name es Iñigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die.