I’m Completely Useless Until I’ve Had My Morning Cup of Monkey

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on April 24, 2009

Trying to cut back on the caffeine? Try one of the cappuccino creations in this pictorial from Woman’s Day–delicate pictures in milk and chocolate that are so cute, you might just stare at them instead of drinking them.

monkey

panda

Now see it in action, through the miracle of Cappuccin-O-Rama!

Pass the biscotti, Annie.

{ 81 comments }

1 Starlinguk 04.24.09 at 8:31 am

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!elebentyone!!!!

2 Katiedid 04.24.09 at 8:39 am

mmmmmm… 75% cream… mmmmmm
Dont they have contests for this kinda stuff??

3 Theo 04.24.09 at 8:46 am

WANT. 8O

4 GingerBean 04.24.09 at 8:53 am

That is just all kinds of cool!

5 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 9:07 am

I always sip my capuchino bear at 8 am. It helps get the grizzley out!

6 cheesybird 04.24.09 at 9:14 am

I never thought a cup of coffee would make me squee until now.

And you made me go off and check out other coffee art. This guy is amazing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZO4yFmpJRQ&feature=related

(BTW, is there a primer anywhere for this techno-eejit to learn how to actually use all those HTML tags down thar at the bottom of the comment box?)

7 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 9:15 am

Coffee and CO two good things that go good together!

8 Not That Mike The Other Mike 04.24.09 at 9:17 am

@cheesybird: My favorite site for learning HTML codes is here: http://www.w3schools.com/html/

The site includes instructions, a reference to codes, and a “try it yourself” system so that you can practice.

9 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 9:19 am

Cheesybird… here is a nice tutorial I found on Line
http://www.w3schools.com/html/
it has pictures too. which makes it even better.. be sure to try several different things.. once you get the idea of how a couple of things work you can logic out more difficult stuff.

10 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 9:20 am

nomtom Jinx

11 Not That Mike The Other Mike 04.24.09 at 9:21 am

GMTA, Kittyadventures! :D It really is a good site, so I’m not surprised that I’m not the only one to suggest it.

12 skippymom 04.24.09 at 9:23 am

Capuchin monkey! Brilliant! I only watched the movie, can’t put sound on at work–this has to be Japanese, right?

13 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 9:24 am

LOL :)

14 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 9:26 am

Okay so the panda bear is sitting next to either Creme Brulee or Flan.

and Now I WANT!!!!!

15 skippymom 04.24.09 at 9:29 am

Aren’t creme brulee and flan pretty much the same thing with different names depending on who makes them where? Must look that up.

[They're similar, yes, but there's no way you're going to mistake a spoonful of French creme brulee for a spoonful of Mexican flan. Try it blindfolded sometime. - Ed.]

16 cheesybird 04.24.09 at 9:31 am

Ooh! Thanks, NOMTOM and kittyadventures!

*sits down with her boring old uncute cup of tea to play with the HTML tutorial*

17 skippymom 04.24.09 at 9:37 am

Kittyadventures: I looked it up and you’re right, they’re different, sorta. Apparently different textures, and flan has soft caramel as compared to the hard coating on creme brulee. And that concludes this installment of Custard Overload.

18 debg 04.24.09 at 9:53 am

I hate coffee (to drink) so someone has to think of a way to do that for my Diet Coke with Lime. Suggestions? Anyone? Anyone?

[...]

[...nothing's coming to mind, sorry. :P - Ed.]

19 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 9:53 am

LOL Skippy MOm untill you have tasted them both you can not know the joys of each… Consistency and flavor wise… the Creme brulee is creamier and d heavier
the flan is light and ohhh so carmely! Also well at least if you are eating the mexican flan version warm from the oven it is muy excellante

yeah they are similar ingredients but ohhh so different results.

20 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 9:55 am

debg… may I recomend COCOA Monkey

21 skippymom 04.24.09 at 10:04 am

Kittyadventures, I have had both but my experience with flan was limited and long ago. I bow to your superior custard expertise. (BTW, which is better for flinging?)

[Flan, no question. Much more splattery. - Ed.]

22 skippymom 04.24.09 at 10:07 am

And Theo, I bow in submission also to you.

23 Cambridge Rat Mom 04.24.09 at 10:07 am

for those of us with waaaay too much time on our hands….

[Actually, I find coffee helps most when I have too little time, speaking for myself - Ed.]

24 Kristabelle 04.24.09 at 10:12 am

I’m going to have to try to make a cocoa monkey!!!! :O

25 Amanda 04.24.09 at 10:14 am

http://www.flickr.com/photos/deena-deena/116767579/

Recently I did a Facebook “search your favorite things on Flickr!” survey thingie, and this is what I chose for hot chocolate C:

26 Juno 04.24.09 at 10:15 am

I haven’t the words.

27 Juno 04.24.09 at 10:17 am

Suddenly I’m not so impressed with the old “Jesus in my coffee” miracle.

28 Theresa 04.24.09 at 10:17 am

NO, no, no, the proper way to learn HTML (and XML, and PHP and all that good stuff) is on Sunday mornings in a windowless room with a crazy German librarian in bicycle pants.

Wait, isn’t it?

29 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 10:26 am

Theo.. Yep Flan has it in spades in the splattery department.

Theresa…Yes I think you are correct that is the best way to learn HTML Code… in a windowless room with a crazy german Librarian in Bycicle pants.

30 Von Zeppelin 04.24.09 at 10:34 am

Theresa, I believe that German librarian used to teach classics at my university before he got interested in computer technology. Of course, in those days “bicycle pants” meant baggy tweed trousers with metal clips around the ankles.

31 Dez 04.24.09 at 10:50 am

Neat! You all have to check out this video because it actually shows about 3 minutes of someone actually making a bunch of these creations. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVAp-8QDGz0&feature=player_embedded

32 Starlinguk 04.24.09 at 11:05 am

Where I come, a flan is a large pie made of a bread-type dough and filled with custard and fruit, and creme brulee is a small pot of custard with burnt sugar on top.

[Brilliant! Absolutely FANTASTIC flan-projectile potential. 8) - Ed.]

33 berthaservant 04.24.09 at 11:07 am

This must be why coffee costs like nine dollars.

34 trek 04.24.09 at 11:21 am

Sort of makes me wish I liked coffee!

35 cheshirekittehkat 04.24.09 at 11:21 am

Hmmmm; there must be some way of preserving these preshus little works of art for posterity… :???:

[...like, oh, photography or video, maybe? ;) - Ed.]

36 Nancy 04.24.09 at 11:30 am

Tx for the learning links! I’m gonna go for the xml…

Sent the vid to my friends, so now it’s coffee break time – but it won’t look or taste like that!

37 kittyadventures 04.24.09 at 11:36 am

Okay becasue every one should have a good flan recipe
A real Spanish Flan recipe.. not the ones with condensed milk which give it a different flavor
http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1818,154190-249195,00.html

38 Kristy 04.24.09 at 11:38 am

I thought it was cool when a barrista in Portland made a tree in my latte…and I don’t even normally buy coffee! This is kickin’ it up a notch!

Must demand a cat next time.

39 jen 04.24.09 at 11:39 am

next time i go to starbucks i’m going to order a decaf grande teddy bear faced latte

40 jcb21 04.24.09 at 11:47 am

@whomever

Barista competitions: http://www.worldbaristachampionship.com/

Also, I like how the cup handle looks like a monkey ear.

41 raiu9 04.24.09 at 11:52 am

Now THAT’S talent.

42 skippymom 04.24.09 at 11:52 am

Thanks for the recipe, kittyadventures. Looks easy. I’ll have to come up with an occasion to try it. I wonder whether the boycats would like it?

43 cheesybird 04.24.09 at 12:10 pm

Theresa 04.24.09 at 10:17 am
“NO, no, no, the proper way to learn HTML (and XML, and PHP and all that good stuff) is on Sunday mornings in a windowless room with a crazy German librarian in bicycle pants.”

Wait… that’s how I learned to make the perfect omelet.

[The trick is to whip a little WATER in with the eggs, not milk. Especially if you have water handy which you've recently used to boil potatoes, or pasta. For real. - Ed.]

44 Katrina 04.24.09 at 12:14 pm

“Mom, Mom, I got a job!”

“Oh, wonderful sweetheart, what is it?”

“I make monkey and bear faces in people’s coffee!”

“That’s nice, dear.”

45 Daniece 04.24.09 at 12:23 pm

Amazing!!! I couldn’t drink that, it would be to…cruel

46 Theresa 04.24.09 at 1:03 pm

Katrina, “I make monkey faces in people’s coffee” produced kind of a different (and rather messy) mental picture for me. :mrgreen:

47 kodalai 04.24.09 at 1:10 pm

debg: Try hot chocolate.

[...or a soy chai latte! - Ed.]

48 pyrit 04.24.09 at 1:38 pm

Monkehs ‘n pandas; an important part of a nutritious breakfast…
Slurp.

[Links added from Pop Art Machine, which I just discovered... ;) - Ed.]

49 nycat 04.24.09 at 1:41 pm

Barista, for this outrageous $5 grande, I demand the monkey on my cappuccino!! Or a panda!! Now!!

50 pyrit 04.24.09 at 2:10 pm

Listen, Edgar, Edwin, ..whomever you are, if I wanted a link I’da done a link.
.
.
.
Woah. Neato freaky-kewl!
Alright, linkwise-guy….alright.

51 Theo 04.24.09 at 2:26 pm

“Editor”, Py. C’est moi.

52 Samantha 04.24.09 at 2:31 pm

I bet he makes a perfect clover in the Guinness head, too.

[Now that's something I'd like to see. - Ed.]

53 Noelegy 04.24.09 at 2:47 pm

*shakes head* Too cute to drink.

54 cheshirekittehkat 04.24.09 at 3:11 pm

Theo, wut a kidder you are; now you know I meant the ackshual cuppa cappuccino
itself: preserved behind glass in a museum, where generashuns to come can gawk and admire the very work of art that made their ancestors be edified or amused, as the case may be……. :wink:

55 berthaservant 04.24.09 at 3:16 pm

I’m not sure how I feel about custard but I love the plays of Flannery O’Connor.

56 MoniMe 04.24.09 at 3:25 pm

I’m halfway like “someone has too much time on their hands” and halfway like “I wish there was somewhere around here to get those…” Wouldn’t that be great? Some posh little coffee shop? I wonder how much it would cost? I’m not sure I could bring myself to drink one, though…

57 froggiefreak 04.24.09 at 3:33 pm

awsome

58 Kirsten D. 04.24.09 at 3:41 pm

Oh man, I would drink this in a heartbeat and love every second of it. I’m a huge fan of cappuccinos and lattes, and coffee art is beautiful. I’ll admit to squeeing inwardly when seeing this post, ahaha. Nomlicious!

59 chanpon 04.24.09 at 4:07 pm

I would never want to drink my latte. I’d just want to stare at the pretty animals all day…ahnnn…

60 carter 04.24.09 at 4:21 pm

Kristy, the tree you got in your latte in is called a rosetta. Rosettas and heart shapes are the most common styles of latte art you will find when a real pro barista makes you a cappuccino, latte or macchiato. You can find a lot of cool videos on YouTube of people pouring latte art. It’s fascinating to watch!

And these are SUPER CUTE!! How crazy would it be to order a cappuccino at a coffee shop and see something like that looking up at you? I don’t know if I could drink it, either…

61 The Shazinator 04.24.09 at 6:46 pm

In Hong Kong, the Charlie Brown Café makes great lattés. A friend of mine was there and after seeing her pics, I want to go to Hong Kong just to visit that café!!

I checked on Flickr and there are a bunch of photos…here are a couple:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ballena53/2786121561/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/amber317/314071869/

I wouldn’t be able to drink the Woodstock one!!

62 kibblenibble 04.24.09 at 7:02 pm

But by the time they make the little picture on top, the coffee must be getting cold…
:-( Sorry, my impatient side is showing.

63 duck au vin 04.24.09 at 7:11 pm

Skippymom-LOL Custard Overload.
What they’re adding to the coffee appears thicker than your regular milk, cream,
or half n half. Could it be from a small pitcher of creamy pourable marshmallow?
That-or something like it-seems like a good choice for this art form.
*O0<

64 spb 04.24.09 at 8:02 pm

Sheesh… “Ed”sel has been busy today. ;)

65 cheesybird 04.24.09 at 10:56 pm

Theo, that was you?! Still got the bicycle pants?

66 Raemie L 04.25.09 at 2:50 am

Lots of interesting linkageses and ideas here, including the coffee alternatives for peeps avoiding caffeine (like me) or dislike the taste.

67 pyrit 04.25.09 at 4:40 am

Mr. Ed., oh I mean, pardon moi, Monsieur Ed., oui-oui I kneau who yeau are. I vas onlay kiddink. Wink-wink.

Oh how I miss the CO good old days. Sigh. When Ed. was Teho. When NOMTOM was Not That MikeThe Other Mike…
Yay Meg is still Meg!
;-)

68 Vanessa 04.25.09 at 4:54 am

Very cool. Some people are so creative.

69 Black Ice 04.25.09 at 9:57 am

That’s awesome! :is easily impressed it seems: I want one now! :D

70 Hon Glad 04.25.09 at 3:02 pm

My local supermarket sells some gahstly looking spam stuff with a teddybear face on it. Any connection between it and real food is purely coincidental

71 Selphie van der Boffin 04.25.09 at 9:44 pm

The panda scroll-over is probably one of my favourites ever. Hilarious! Keep it up.

72 Katrina 04.26.09 at 11:28 am

Theo- that would be ”l’estat, c’est moi” for you, dear.

[As long as it's not "Lestat de Lioncourt", I'm easy. - Ed.]

73 Missy 04.26.09 at 12:26 pm

These are just awesome, and I would definately wait the extra 10 minutes for my coffee if they came out like this!

74 Blackswan 04.26.09 at 7:47 pm

Soooo cute! Thks for sharing :)

75 alice 04.26.09 at 8:24 pm

I just got a new espresso machine, can’t wait to try this!

[Can I come over to your place?? *jitterjitter* - Ed.]

76 Chris 04.27.09 at 3:37 pm

They are adorable! I won’t want to spoil them and drink them.

77 Suzanne 04.29.09 at 6:27 pm

Those coffees would make my morning!

78 duodishes 04.30.09 at 2:24 pm

OK, how do you do that! So crazy and cool!

79 Pam101360 05.05.09 at 11:41 am

Awe, how cute!

I love coffee…latte’s, fraps, etc….yummy!

Thanks for sharing these darlings!

80 Annie 05.20.09 at 12:19 pm

I forgot to say… THANK YOU!

81 Lacey 05.21.09 at 7:01 am

Oh how cute is that!

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