CAREFUL HIS EYES WILL SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL

by Meg on April 20, 2009

Sthuper Sthender Inner Lori W. says this seal is “one of the animals rescued by the Vancouver Aquarium’s Marine Mammal Rescue program,”.

How nice of the Vancouver Aquairum to rescue A SOUL SUCKING SEALIO! I mean, are they REALLY thinking this through?

Lori W., you should be more careful with your submishes.this

Tagged as: Fishes, Unusual animals

{ 53 comments }

1 momcat1 04.20.09 at 6:03 am: Soul…gone. Want to climb into those eyes to get it back.
2 Lucy's mommeh 04.20.09 at 6:04 am: zomg..I have a soft spot for seals. I would love to really check out that flipper-looks like a paw…
Hope the little one is okay.
3 hon glad 04.20.09 at 6:09 am: I am drowning in the black pools of the eyes.
4 dylanimore 04.20.09 at 6:19 am: Woah. That is just too adorable. *hugs* :3
5 Nancy 04.20.09 at 6:30 am: Well, this guy is not from Newfoundland – this is a bit of ‘Cape Breton humor.’ Now don’t get all riled up. Remember, it’s just fer silly!!!!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2599233/neil_the_eel_macneils_save_the_baby_seal_campaign/
6 Rebecca 04.20.09 at 6:36 am: Plink!
7 Theresa 04.20.09 at 6:39 am: Anyone else standing by with a nice fluffy towel to dry him off– ngaaaaaaaah!!!
8 Theresa 04.20.09 at 6:43 am: PS DO NOT, by all that is holy, look at the video here:
http://www.vanaqua.org/mmrr/rehabilitation/videos.php

Where you will see the above precious baby squirm around and SUCK ON HER FIN!!!! HAVE YOU NO DECENCY LITTLE SEAL!!??

(she’s a girl, BTW)
9 Jezebel 04.20.09 at 6:48 am: Darn it! I hate having my soul sucked out on a Monday! Now I’ll be soulless all week. Great.
10 Juno 04.20.09 at 6:55 am: Aw hell, there goes my soul.

Fortunately, I wasn’t using it anyway.
11 Sarah F. 04.20.09 at 7:00 am: No comment. Comment’s author’s soul has been sucked out.

As a side note, Meg: Did you intentionally select a picture of stoned-looking kittehs for the 4/20 entry in the C.O. Calendar?
12 Subhangi 04.20.09 at 7:04 am: OMG what a cute-

[howling sound of soul being sucked out]

……

Braaaaaaaains.
13 zeldapie 04.20.09 at 7:06 am: Oh.
Wow!
There goes my soul! Take good care of it, you beautiful sealio.
14 Bryn 04.20.09 at 7:06 am: OMG. Make it stop!!! I didn’t have any soul left anyway…
15 Katiedid 04.20.09 at 7:20 am: Lovin the spikey do mr. seal pup.. what conditioner you use???
16 fish eye no miko 04.20.09 at 7:26 am: Aw, what a cute–AAH!!
…
Well. that was odd… Ah, well.
…
Why do I have this sudden urge to become a politician…?
17 jen 04.20.09 at 7:41 am: do i see a slight hint of frosty blue eye shadow?

whoops there goes my soul
18 Hypnoseal 04.20.09 at 7:46 am: Everybody Loves Hypnoseal!

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
19 hon glad 04.20.09 at 7:54 am: @fish eye no miko.
Why do I have this urge to become a politician.
Snek snort.
20 hon glad 04.20.09 at 7:54 am: @fish eye no miko.
Why do I have this sudden urge to become a politician.
Snerk snort.
21 Katrina 04.20.09 at 7:55 am: Well now, what do we have here? A wet bunny? No. A furry behbeh hippopotamus? No.

A mermaid? Hmmmmm, now that seems right. A siren, with eyes that enchant all who see her. The rescuers could not help but assist this little morsel. Von Zeppelin, Berthaservant, Hon Glad, care to wax poetic about The Sea? (Do we have a Rescute catergory yet, I thought we did?) Anyway, so sweet and compelling. I’m off to watch that which Theresa doesn’t want us to watch. I put my goggles and wet suit on, and I have my box of tissues. Ya, know, that is something CO could license and sell- tissues! Hot cakes, I tells ya, hot cakes! Just think of the markets you could dominate! Kids, us, mothers, us, grandmothers, us. Doctor offices, us….I tend to tear…….
22 fluff34 04.20.09 at 7:57 am: Innocent Bystander: Oh, what intense eyes you have.

Seal: The better to SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL!

Innocent Bystander: *goes all limp*
23 kittyadventures 04.20.09 at 8:03 am: OMG DO NOT LOOK AT THE CUTE

Ayeahhhhhhhhhhhh Falls down souless and dead from the cute.
24 Katrina 04.20.09 at 8:04 am: I NEED a tissue or three. The sucking got to me, as predicted. My googles are full of tears, my wet suit-is- and now I’m off to snuggle my Corgi.
25 kittyadventures 04.20.09 at 8:05 am: Okay so I was on the coastguard warf in Monterey last night and there were two teeny tiny just left their mamma sea lions and then I come on CO this morning and Baby sealio soul sucking cutness… I just can not get away from it.;)
26 lrm 04.20.09 at 8:11 am: I can’t handle the cu– *dies from cuteness*

(ResQte, maybe?)
27 Kristabelle 04.20.09 at 8:14 am: Forgive me. This sealio looks ever-so-slightly alienesque. And I LOVE seals… Might be because of the tossled silver fur…
28 Kristabelle 04.20.09 at 8:29 am: After watching the video…oh my goodness! Poor seal!!! So forlorn!!!!
29 Flavia A. 04.20.09 at 8:40 am: Now I’m soulless…
30 Liz 04.20.09 at 9:12 am: I actually felt my soul leave my body on that one…
31 feefifoto 04.20.09 at 9:34 am: Can someone please give that baby a big *MMMWAAAHH* on the snout from me? Thks K Bye
32 raiu9 04.20.09 at 10:43 am: My soul has been effectively sucked out through my nostrils and my head has popped off from the sheer power of those two black orbs.

*sigh*
33 cheshirekittehkat 04.20.09 at 10:55 am: There is Absolutely No Defense against the seal bebbeh sucking on its fins, rolling, and thrashing with its teeneey tailieo; just one look into its deep, dark, new-born eyes,
and……KLUNK!!!! I am knocked flat from the kyuoote, rolling on the floor just like the bebbeh in the video….. (of course, Theresa, after your post, I had to immediately look at the vid)
34 Shannon L. 04.20.09 at 11:10 am: *slurrrp!*

Yep. That was the sound. Soul gone.

D:
35 Shelby 04.20.09 at 11:27 am: Well, it’s not like you didn’t warn me so I guess I have only myself to blame for losing my soul to the bebeh seal.

Can I use getting my soul sucked out of my body as an excuse to call in sick at work??
36 doomchild 04.20.09 at 12:32 pm: Never needed a soul anyway…
37 Von Zeppelin 04.20.09 at 1:01 pm: Good thing I sold my soul to Mephistopheles in exchange for power, knowledge, and a hook-up with Helen of Troy! I can look at this little guy all day long!
38 chanpon 04.20.09 at 3:07 pm: This guy’s just begging for a towel and some snuggling (and some live fish). *makes grabby hands*
39 Londoner 04.20.09 at 3:24 pm: Oh, man, how can those rescue workers not cuddle them all the time? Maybe handling isn’t good for them, but seeing that little one all curled up alone in a corner sucking her fin for comfort I practically reached through the screen…soooo sad. Poor little lonely bebeh.. *Sends mental snuggles*.

And as for a soul…ptff. Who needs one.
40 Daphne Moss 04.20.09 at 3:45 pm: Poor iddle seal…no mommy….
41 Amy 04.20.09 at 4:08 pm: Gah! I’m sorry, little seal! I have nothing left to give you because I gave it all to that little doxie in the previous post. What’s that you say? You want me to rob a bank for you?
*Sigh* Oh, alright.
42 Carmen 04.20.09 at 5:22 pm: I can’t think of a better way to start my week.
43 emma 04.20.09 at 7:05 pm: awwwwwwwwwwww that is soooo cute but what is it
44 berthaservant 04.20.09 at 8:03 pm: must….purchase…seal food….
45 duck au vin 04.20.09 at 8:35 pm: Berthaservant…Meeting like this is, well…Has anyone tried saying “soul sucking
sealio” five times fast?
>0O*
46 Amanda 04.20.09 at 8:38 pm: @Von Zeppelin

AHAHA. FAUSTUS FTW.

And I watched the video. Flipper suckage steals your heart away.
47 Jenn in IL 04.21.09 at 6:27 am: Awwwwww, hunny bunny!!!! I will take care of you!

And dang it, Theresa, I watched the video. My soul is truly, truly gone.
48 froggiefreak 04.21.09 at 5:38 pm: he is to inacent lookin hed never
49 ☼Rainbowstar☼ 04.21.09 at 9:04 pm: Those eyes are sucking me into the screen and teleporting me to wherever the sealio is. Resistance is useless. (Seal lover speaking here.)
50 Paunchie 04.22.09 at 1:32 pm: dorabulls soul sucking alien eyeses sealio
51 linsen 04.30.09 at 12:44 pm: Since when do you wear contacts?
52 Confetti 05.14.09 at 3:00 am: Incidentally, I think Sealio is the name of a Pokemon.
53 Ruth 05.14.09 at 5:13 pm: I live in British Columbia and see these beautiful harbour seals all the time, they are beyond adorable, it’s redonkulous !