It’s official: With the registration of japanesebirdcookingspaghetti.com, all possible permutations of English-language words have been used to make Internet domain names, and we’ve reached the end of the Internet. Thanks for playing!
TRIESTE VISIER is the VISIONARY behind this photo and many others over at SkateboardingBudgies.blogspot.com
aaaaawwww !!
That is one, big bird!
But wait! JapaneseBirdCookingFusilli.com isn’t taken.
(And it appears that’s what the little birdie is cooking…)
Run for your lives it is a giant bird!!!
looks to me from the box like it ought to be japanesebirdcookingcanneloni.com. Anyway, if this is a Japanese bird, why isn’t he making oudon noodles or something more ethnically appropriate?
Fusilli! Stupid HTML code.
[I fix.
Hello RedZ! - Ed.]
Bryn Greenwood–upon closer inspection, I agree: fusilli.
Great. Not only do we have to start reading the caption and the hovertext, we also have to start reading the URL to get the entire joke.
And LOL at the end of the internet, but I refuse to give them two email addresses to see what the beginning of the internet is. Anyone else?
Does that mean Japan won the game of Internet? Oh man, Japan kicked our ‘tocks AGAIN.
It’s totally penne, people. The best of all pasta shapes!
Upon further review, the box picture appears to show a couple of fusilli hovering over a bed of canneloni, or, possible, penne. We need an enhanced closeup to solve this vital issue.
Who ever put that kitchen in should be shot. Fitted kitchen is a misnomer.
Giant keet will cook all your noodles!!! and then go sleep on one foot for an hour…
Wouldn’t zebra cooking ziti make more sense as the end of the internets?
im scared of the big bird, and scared of the person who made the site O_o
*Squeef!* Lookit the little blindingly white cheeks!!!
definitley fusilli hovering over penne.
Must be a male bird, he has left one drawer and one cabinet open, and the oven door is slightly ajar.
Hmmm, I see no name brand on that box. Leave it up to the bird to buy the cheep brand.
“Hey Fusilli, you crazy bastard!”
http://www.thenewyorkerstore.com/product_details.asp?sitetype=1&sid=28353&did=2
Is she a trafficologist by day?
I think this kitchen is part of a dollhouse set-up: some of the dials on the stove look painted on; howsomevver, this will not spoil the Keety’s fun, because he looks like he’s cooking up a storm…..
Hmmmm; on the other paw, maybe this is the new cook in that jazzy new Italian restaurant down the street; (does not matter, anyway, as long as Keety is content, and he looks as happy as a clam)…….
There’s not enough water in that pot. The fusilli/penne/whatever is definitely not going to be al dente. (Also, all four burners appear to be turned on even though only one is in use, which is not safe cooking practice, little birdie!)
The is the before picture to:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/in_your_macaroni.jpg
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I am slain!!
;cn,xzmna;’dsaf….
I find this hilarious… and slightly disturbing.
Cute, cute, cute, cute big bird, pasta for me!!!!
I always thought this Internet thingie was just a fad.
It’s penne, silly bird!
You granted my weeesh! More birds on the Qte! Birds that cook are even better. Birds that work and support their exhausted owners and then rub their feet even better. There are 12 birds in my house that allow me to live there with them as long as the food and toys keep coming.
Birds are the cutest of all creatures, ‘keets doubly so (although my quakers would heartily disagree – don’t tell them I said that!)
I love birdies!
BTW, John E – I’m still giggling over your remark. Clever boy!
Cute and love the caption!!
Oh. My. God. This has adorable bird AND miniature kitchen items. Heartbreakingly cute.
Looks like my kitchen when I cook – cabinets are ajar and drawers are left open!
How is the birdie going to get the pot o’pasta off the burner????
So does the internet implode or what? This worries me.
Camille, that’s for making me laugh for ten minutes straight!
Auntie Mame: Don’t bother–I tried it, and the “beginning of the internet” is a site trying to sell you a service devoted to analyzing web traffic (somehow). Not funny at all. So I came here to warn everybody not to do it.
I want to know what he uses to get his sink so shiney clean!
Trinky Dink, aren’t Quakers parakeets? The ones outside are jumping up and down and yelling “Yes we are! Yes we are!”
That’s a cute little kitchen.
Yes, actually, quakers are parakeets, while the birdie in the picture is not (they call them parakeets in America, but they are budgerigars, or “budgies”).
Wow. 12 birds. I only have three and they pretty much rule the place.
Cheryl, I laughed out loud. But then, you always do that to me.
Red – glad to be of service.
Have the ginormous birdie washed its beak I wonderrr? Don`t want no bugs in that pasta!
Although, it would pump up the protein content in the meal… ehehehehe…
Great 70`s style tiles over the sink by the way… Very 70`s show!
The end of the internet thing is just a way to rook you into looking at ad to get you to buy something. Please, DON’T refer anyone to it! It’s just a con.
The label’s got a picture of penne, but it’s wearing a fusilli moustache (cartoon waiter style). Obviously from the dollar store.
Even humble ingredients, when prepared thoughtfully, will convey your hospitality.
Oh. My. Gosh. That is too moshe! The itsy backsplash! The bitsy penne! It looks like a real kitchen with a GIANT bird in it! Whoa.
AWWWWWWW! More birdy pics, please!
@charliewabba LOL!!! or maybe a *teenage* bird? Daughter and girlfriend made crepes last night, left the mess for Mom
If you look closely, you can see birdie’s teeny tongue. So Qte.
What, no garlic bread?
I’m totally loving the solid wood cabinets and giant knobs
The “End Of The Internet” thing just sends you to a page trying to get you to buy something. IT’S NOT WORTH IT, PEOPLE.
Now I must write my pen pal a long and sincere apology letter for the stupid email.
Here, however, is an “End Of The Internet” page that isn’t just trying to get you to buy something:
http://shibumi.org/eoti.htm
(Out-of-CO URLs are allowed, right? I’ve never posted here before.)
[It's a matter of understanding the difference between illustrating your point and spamming. Simple, really. This one's no problem at all. Thanks... - Ed.]
This is TINY SINGULARITY!!!
*SPLODE*
Parrot, parakeets, whatevah! Quakers are actually more closely related to conures. . .but they are parrotmount in personality (omg did I just say that?)
AWWW!!!!! My giant bird LURVES to eat my pasta, and any shape will do. I think this is a very young female ‘keet, myself.
has the birdie posted the kitchen pics on Rate My Space? It’s a lovely kitchen. Maybe I shoulds post it for her?
That kitchen is nicer than mine!
[Probably just a wee bit snug, tho... - Ed.]
Anyway, I see two heads of wheat hovering above the penne.
ZOMG A GIANT BIIIIRDDD!
I can’t believe someone would have bought such a silly name. Really is this what the Internet is becoming. Why not just stupidanimals.org or funnyanimals.net?
It just goes to show we need other extensions to make the Internet more navigable.
Have you checked out the availability in some of the alternative domains?
http:///www.thedomainscene.com
it’s a grain AND a worm!
can you say el birde de pasta
Hello !
that’s my budgie Willow “She ” is cooking pasta to avoid any further confusion about the matter ..grin
and I thought her kitchen looked retro sheik ..lol
thanks for appreciating my photo
if you want to see more budgie antics refer to http://skateboardingbudgies.blogspot.com
and http://www.redbubble.com ( find ) triestevisier ( one word name ) you can buy some of my cards if you like
TRIESTE VISIER is the VISIONARY behind this photo and many others over at Skateboarding Budgies!
haha, how is that website EVER going to have more than just one picture on it?!
LOL @ tonenailspackleburp.info!
This is one of your funniest posts, and your URL is hilarious–you never fail me! thanks!
I-Is a BIG bird or a small kitchen????
if is a BIG bird, AAAAAAAAH SAVE YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIVES
if is a small kitchen, uuf!