Welcome to the Fabulous Barka Lounge

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on April 9, 2009

… high atop the Hyannis Hyatt, the happening hot spot where the elite meet to greet.  My name’s Nick Chewtoy, and I’ll be entertaining you this evening.  Like to start off with a little number, kind of a personal favorite of mine, called “Stardust.”  Hope you like it…

{ 72 comments }

1 metsakins 04.09.09 at 5:29 am

I think I’ve been in that lounge. They do make a good strawberry daquiri.

2 gizmo 04.09.09 at 5:42 am

Thank you all for coming. You’ve been a great audience. I’ll be here all week.

Don’t forget to try the veal.

3 Beth (in NC) 04.09.09 at 5:46 am

Even after all these years, he still loves making music. His passion! It inspires me.

I’ve been to that lounge as well. And although it was a different pianist, he still went to sleep on the keyboard…

4 Nancy 04.09.09 at 6:11 am

Hysterical.

5 hon glad 04.09.09 at 6:13 am

A little atonal for my taste, still it could catch on.

6 debg 04.09.09 at 6:14 am

I’m pretty sure that’s photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels. /snark

Didn’t Liberace pull a “lie down on the keyboard” move back in the day?

7 Paul 04.09.09 at 6:16 am

ROFL…that’s just the worst…the noise just perpetuates itself!

8 Theresa 04.09.09 at 6:19 am

“Where’re you from? Columbus, Ohio? Lets get a round of applause for Columbus, Ohio! Are you folks married? 40 years! Ladies and gentlemen, married 40 years! Any kids? Ladies and gentlemen, 47 kids!!!”

9 Estlin 04.09.09 at 6:25 am

Lulz. Thanks for the morning chuckle!

10 emudoug 04.09.09 at 6:26 am

i could watch this all day long.

11 anner 04.09.09 at 6:26 am

Is he barking AT the keyboard, or WITH it?

12 Christy 04.09.09 at 6:30 am

Sometimes people postulate that dogs howl when their owns play music because it hurts their ears, well this proves them wrong, unless this dog is a masochist . . .

13 temperance 04.09.09 at 6:32 am

my dog has obviously seen this act before- he broke into song after only a few notes…

14 marthava 04.09.09 at 6:35 am

I must commend the videographer for stifling his/her laughter in the interest of fine cinematography. I would have choked to death trying not to laugh. And I particularly like Porter’s definition-of-the-term “baleful glance” at :49.

15 claudemarie 04.09.09 at 6:39 am

*flicks Bic*

16 Caitlin 04.09.09 at 6:43 am

lol- this is exactly what happened when the rabbi blew the shofar yesterday :D

(we were on her farm, hence the animules. and let me tell you, the chickens were NOT PLEASED :p)

17 kristabelle41 04.09.09 at 6:59 am

A musical genius!

18 pitu 04.09.09 at 7:00 am

ROFL! Awesome.. my doggy promptly came by to see what was going on and kept doing the Baroo thing. Then she settled down and whined :-p

19 Jirou 04.09.09 at 7:01 am

“But dear neighbor, your dog doesn’t only howl when you’re away. It howls and plays piano. Badly.”

20 Camille 04.09.09 at 7:05 am

And I thought only cats played the piano. Silly me.

21 Von Zeppelin 04.09.09 at 7:28 am

I remember Nick when he was just getting started. We didn’t have all this fancy “electronic” equipment in those days. NIck cut a shellac demo disc and we took it to RCA Victor. We played it for Nipper, who was the big producer in those days. He loved it! You should have seen him listening to the Victrola with his head cocked. He signed Nick to a big contract right on the spot. (I won’t say that there was any favoritism, but it probably helped that Nipper was also a dog.) The rest is history. Nick was one of the first to make the crossover from canine music to the pop charts.

22 charliewabba 04.09.09 at 7:29 am

Caitlin – I’m kind of boggling at the images presented by the chickens objecting when the Rabbi blew the shofar on her farm…that’s a congregation I’d like to belong to.

And I couldn’t help thinking
“Star Waaaars,
Nothing but Staaaaaaaar Wars………..”

23 berthaservant 04.09.09 at 7:30 am

Those Philip Glass compositions usually are tough to pull off in a festive lounge setting, but Porter (named after Cole, I’m sure) manages to pull it off.

At least he’s not playing “Piano Man.”

[ohdeargod now I'm imagining Philip Glass playing Billy Joel on karaoke night, and it is not, not good... - Ed.]

[Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man,
Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man,
Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man,
Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man,
Sing us a Piano Man, you're the song,
Sing us a Piano Man, you're the song,
Sing us a Piano Man, you're the song,
Sing us a Piano Man, you're the song... seriously, it just keeps going - Ed.]

[BARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM... - Ed.]

24 charliewabba 04.09.09 at 7:30 am

Barka Lounge.
oy.

25 Budgie Blogger 04.09.09 at 7:33 am

Oh great. Now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day!

26 Noelle 04.09.09 at 7:42 am

Gotta love the “Big Finish”!

[Right on. Doggie sings the blues... - Ed.]

27 Gail (the first one) 04.09.09 at 7:43 am

@Caitlin: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“High Anxiety,
Whenever you’re near.
High An-XIETY,
It’s you that I fear.
(aside) And kids, be good to your parents, they’ve been good to you….

28 Quincy 04.09.09 at 7:49 am

Anyone been to the Sip ‘n’ Dip in Great Falls, MT? The singer Pat? It’s kinda like that.

29 cheshirekittehkat 04.09.09 at 7:49 am

Nick is awesome: and so are NTMTOM & Von Zeppelin; so much talent;
perhaps they can collaborate sometime and produce a CD;; I’d buy it!!! :grin:

30 catloveschanel 04.09.09 at 7:55 am

I think his style reflects the BOW-HOUSE school of
artistic stylings.

31 skippymom 04.09.09 at 8:21 am

NTMTOM–why Hyannis? Just curious as I lived on the Cape for many years.

32 Not That Mike The Other Mike 04.09.09 at 8:30 am

@skippymom: I think I just liked the sound of “Hyannis Hyatt.” :-)

33 carol m 04.09.09 at 8:31 am

Bill Murray ref. ftw, charliewabba!

Doggy sings much better than Kelly Pickler.

34 skippymom 04.09.09 at 8:33 am

Fair enough. I just checked and there isn’t really a Hyatt in Hyannis, which kind of makes it cooler, don’t you think?

35 BonzoGal 04.09.09 at 8:35 am

Where’s his tip jar?

36 copperbat 04.09.09 at 8:38 am

This video is wonderful, the capshon is hilarious, and the comments – every last one of them – are brilliant! Thanks CO peeps. You totally made my day! :D

37 Diane B in LA 04.09.09 at 8:42 am

Nora the piano playing cat need not feel threatened by this howler.

38 Theresa 04.09.09 at 8:43 am

@Gail– “Hey! ‘Xiety!”

39 Johanna 04.09.09 at 8:44 am

Come back next week when the gorgeous Ms. Nora joins me for some keyboard magic and we really get wailing.

http://cuteoverload.com/2007/02/12/ill_show_you_so/

40 abs0lutelyfab 04.09.09 at 8:48 am

Right after, he dropped his microphone on the stage and walked off without a word.

41 charliewabba 04.09.09 at 8:53 am

Oh, I just get so tired of these weepy-poor-me-self-indulgent-I-am-a-tortured-artist singer songwriters.

42 Emily 04.09.09 at 9:13 am

Wow, canine taste in music runs toward the Yoko Ono.

[Oh no... - Ed.]

43 nbeHis 04.09.09 at 9:15 am

Translated:
“You are the sunshine of my life… ‘hey’ that’s why I’ll always be around!”

44 Lauren 04.09.09 at 9:44 am

CUTE!!! my boxer sings along with harmonica and violin… now we’ll have to start him on piano lessons!

45 plousia 04.09.09 at 9:57 am

Geez, he and Nora the piano-playing cat should get together: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

46 Dexter Fishmore 04.09.09 at 10:02 am

Still better than Billy Joel.

47 Arr Arr 04.09.09 at 10:07 am

Do dogs KNOW when they are funny?

48 Laureling 04.09.09 at 10:22 am

Arr Arr – I think they do! At least, I think my dog does because he is a total ham.

49 Noelle (the First) 04.09.09 at 10:26 am

Johanna…I really have to catch that show next week. Ms. Nora is my favorite. I wonder, what songs would a doggie and kittie do if they did a duet? Maybe “I’m a little bit counrty, I’m a little bit rock ‘n roll”?

{ My migraine has put me in a comedy block and I can’t think of anything funny…can anybody help me?}

50 Samantha 04.09.09 at 10:28 am

I think someone needs to give this guy a mambo beat and see what he can do with that.

51 Paunchie 04.09.09 at 10:37 am

lawd, I saw this over on yahoo and wondered if it would get posted here. (Covers ears!) what a racket!

52 sushiomelette 04.09.09 at 11:36 am

encore! encore!

53 Aardvark 04.09.09 at 11:48 am

Seems as though the pianist was a little put out by the laughing of the audience at the end.

54 Theresa 04.09.09 at 12:27 pm

“They all laughed when I saw down at the keyboard. Because I am a dog.”

55 berthaservant 04.09.09 at 1:03 pm

LOL Teho. We should have our minimalist composers cover more popular music. Michael Nyman plays Kelly Clarkson! John Cage sings Dolly Parton! Steve Reich covering “Oh Sherry” by Steve Perry!

[You are a menace to civilization as we know it. And I feel fine. - Ed.]

56 Gail (the first one) 04.09.09 at 1:35 pm

“…And don’t forget the Armada Room’s Friday Night Disco Swing Party! We’ll be right back. Don’t you go changin’!!”

57 Juniper Jupiter 04.09.09 at 1:41 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD!!!

That was just plum awful piano-playin’! But in his defense, his “singin’” was pitch perfect!!! :D

Oh, and that BARROOM!!! crack, Ed? My little sister had the corniest joke to go with that punchline….

How do you know when a farting elephant’s in a tavern?

Hey, I said it was corny, I didn’t say it was great!

58 Sasha's mum 04.09.09 at 1:44 pm

But can he dance?

59 Mary (the first) 04.09.09 at 1:54 pm

I always thought a “barkalounger” was some kind of chair.. now I see it’s a habitue’ of the Barka Lounge and most likely fan of the musical renderings of Porter, stage name “Nick Chewtoy”. I would certainly go there for a margarita or two .. more if the night called for it (and I think it would.)

60 Cordelia 04.09.09 at 2:01 pm

ROFLOL – fantastic! I heard Heidi Montag wanted to open for him but he turned her down. Wise move, Nick.

61 smca 04.09.09 at 3:00 pm

this was on Bonnie Hunt today on TV

62 boomer13 04.09.09 at 3:01 pm

will my avitar show up… love this dog

63 Deb 04.09.09 at 5:46 pm

Due to the keyboards, I’m reminded of spontaneous outbreaks of “Louie Louie” from my undergrad years.

I haven’t laughed this hard in days. Thanks!

64 Patricia 04.09.09 at 7:03 pm

My two cats freaked when I played this. They took off like bullets and hid, I think they thought there was a singing dog in the apartment.

65 kibblenibble 04.09.09 at 8:30 pm

It’s so tragic…artists like him are never appreciated in their own time…

66 victoreia 04.10.09 at 1:38 am

@Patricia: apparently cats just don’t consider dogs musicians. My kitty girl did the same thing.

67 Katrina 04.10.09 at 5:08 am

Theresa- High Anxiety- “You WInnnnnnnnn”!!! Great song.

68 January 04.10.09 at 7:43 am

This dog is a nut.

69 Rapwnzel 04.10.09 at 1:37 pm

He’s got soul.

70 Paul 04.10.09 at 4:11 pm

After further viewing, when Porter puts his arm on the keyboard at the end, he’s just saying…

“There will be NO encore!”

71 Gail White 04.11.09 at 7:47 am

Well, he’s never going to replace Nora the Piano Cat.

72 Stellasmom 04.17.09 at 9:05 am

gasp!…can’t,…stop…laughing…must…stop…gasp…reading…gasp…must…watch…forever…BWAAAhahahahahahh….ahhhaahahahahahah….snort…nerd laugh……….

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