Petting zoo pact

If any of those kids gets near me—BOOM right in the kisser. [flexes hoof] Are you with me?


Taken out of context and cropped, this llama looks like she has NO LEGS! Just stubbular feet. LOL!

Lily C., thank you for sending this one twice, we finally got it.



  1. Katrina says:

    I llike llammas.

  2. hon glad says:

    Under that fur, they are on superglide castors.

  3. freetomato says:

    Little miss prissylips!

  4. Hmm, reminds me of this musical number:

  5. kittyadventures says:

    Push-me pull -you before the transmogrifier accident

  6. catloveschanel says:

    My mascara promises eyelashes such as those. . .

  7. Mama-llama has decided she does not require petting today (and maybe tomorrow as well); Besides, she is definitely having a bad-hair day, and does not want to call any moar attenshun to her unruly locks!!!

  8. kristabelle41 says:

    Llama twin powers, activate! hahahaha! AWESOME!

  9. Argyle Donkeypants says:

    Who can resist the twin hoveringk llamatocks?

  10. superboymom says:


  11. bouviegal says:

    WHERE’S THE HAIRBRUSH? These girls need their ‘dos fixed stat!

  12. Northern Tigress says:

    I have the same problem with my hair. It parts in the middle, no matter how hard I convince it to do otherwise. However, I can’t say that my knees, or my ‘tocks, are that cute.

  13. Failboat 9000 says:

    o/’ “…’cuz I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no legs….” o/`o/’

  14. Very sweet! I do think they might be alpacas rather than llamas, I could be wrong. I think llama’s ears are more banana shaped and alpaca’s a bit straighter. Adorable creatures either way.

  15. Katrina says:

    Well, I llike alpacas just as much. These do have awfully long necks don they? Oh, maybe they are swwans with fur!

  16. berthaservant says:

    she said it’s old but it’s good, like any other primitive would…..

    btw, in the first two photos, the tucked in llama legs look like weird ‘tocks.

  17. BostonBunny says:

    Failboat 9000 – Hilarious!

  18. chanpon says:

    Llama-loaf? Well, now I’ve seen everything.

  19. Llamas have such pretty faces

  20. peggy_ann says:

    I worked at a Children’s Zoo years ago. We had llamas. They would actually spit into the crowd when kids would get to rowdy or aggressive. It made me happy.

  21. I thought llamas had tails? Where are the llama tails? All I see are tocks!

  22. Nottmii says:

    man oh man am i glad i don’t live my life locked in a pen so little kids can paw at me all day

  23. We’re very love them in my hometown~We call this “神兽” (the magic animal )
    Because it looks funny.

  24. LOL! Love the 80s hair!

  25. Just so you know, these are alpacas… My family keep pet llamas, though I can’t find a picture just now. (for no apparent reason, they just like them). Llamas are bigger and less fluffy…

  26. momcat1 says:

    Tail tucked ‘tween ‘tocks. Terrific!
    Needs vacuuming, tho’.

  27. These are definately alpacas. Since my mom has about fifteen of them.

    Just wait til one spits on you. Not cute any more. 🙂


  28. HaHa my grandma thought the llamas were dogs!! the llama are very cute!=)

  29. omg the alpacas/llama have a total different meaning in china now.
    still, they are very adorable.

  30. The last llama has turned into a kitteh!

  31. Yeah, is there a technical problem?