Carbo Load!

by Meg on March 29, 2009

This is one ham’s story. Of a serious carbo loading.

First, please note, before the pasta gorging, cheeks are at somewhat "normal’ size.

Then the delicious lip smacking and paw wringing begins!

MLORRRP! Delectabuhls!

[Inhaling of entire spaghetti strands]

Post gorge: cheek pouches at maximum capass.

Funny little Piórko, pyza*Piorko’s tongue action,  Piórko’s mouth action, Pasta ATTACKS Piórko! (2), Piórko stuffed with Pasta, all wonderfully photographed, styled and posed by pyza*.

{ 56 comments }

1 chanpon 03.29.09 at 8:43 pm

Jabba the Ham in that second pic?

2 Paunchie 03.29.09 at 8:51 pm

he looks like he’s been crawling under the bed cleanin the dust bunnehs.

3 Paunchie 03.29.09 at 8:52 pm

and ew! ham tongues!

4 Adea 03.29.09 at 8:55 pm

awww!!!

5 Hirschy Kiss 03.29.09 at 9:03 pm

Looks like someone nommed his ears a leetle too much!

Love how the B.E.F. increases in direct ratio to the cheek pouch stuffedness!

6 bunnystew 03.29.09 at 9:46 pm

Paunchie, what are you talking about? I thought that was a dust bunneh. Dust bunnehs have to eat too. It’s a hammie you say? A hammie having a questionable hair day to say the least. I love the leeps though.

7 Beauregard 03.29.09 at 9:54 pm

That is some seriously phenomenal B.E.F.

8 Amanda 03.29.09 at 10:02 pm

Some intense paw action going on in the fourth picture, there is!

9 jessica 03.29.09 at 10:10 pm

what is b.e.f.?

10 kasia 03.29.09 at 10:34 pm

good god, this hamster is mental!! just DERANGED looking, but in an extremely super cute making you drop off the sofa kind of way. ehn! *trying to reach sanity*

11 kasia 03.29.09 at 10:35 pm

jessica, i believe b.e.f. is the *beady eye factor*

12 brian 03.29.09 at 10:51 pm

that nose looks like a pink alien skull

13 Decca 03.29.09 at 10:57 pm

The last pic makes hammy look like Dizzy Gillespie.

14 Joboo 03.29.09 at 11:00 pm

90% gross, 10% cute.

/underloaded

15 berthaservant 03.29.09 at 11:05 pm

Ummm….it’s not the sketti, it’s the fact that someone must have taken a mini-tazer to hammie to stimulate his appetite (I imagine). Serious poofness goin’ on.

16 Lerrinus 03.29.09 at 11:09 pm

Funny little fluffball! :-D

17 superboymom 03.29.09 at 11:17 pm

If Einstein was a hammie . . .

18 nads 03.29.09 at 11:17 pm

Man, I love hammies!
Serious white balance issues in these photos though.

19 Leilani 03.29.09 at 11:44 pm

In picture #2, his ears look burned! Whahoppen? Did he, as some hamsters, get caught under a lit oven? Poor hammy!

20 nismo 03.29.09 at 11:52 pm

I remember when I used to have a long-haired hamster. I loved combing his hair.

21 Melinda 03.29.09 at 11:57 pm

Nismo-how did you comb his hair? They are so tiny! Did you have a little baby comb to do it? I think that is sooo cute! This hammy is pretty cute, too. Want.

22 M. V. 03.30.09 at 12:01 am

Dang… Them’s some googly eyes!!

23 Theresa 03.30.09 at 12:31 am

I’m going to make some pasketti right now.

24 katiedid 03.30.09 at 12:35 am

squeeeeee!!!! I want to pinch his little cheeks!!!!

25 Jennifer 03.30.09 at 12:58 am

I love Piorko!

26 Patito Gigante 03.30.09 at 12:58 am

Is my monitor set to “fabulous” or are those ham’s ears dipped in diamonds?

27 dawgpup 03.30.09 at 1:13 am

aww ive never really seen a hamsters tongue! cute :)

28 AmyJ 03.30.09 at 1:41 am

That is one seriously floofy hammie. Teeny little feets, enormous floofage!

29 Theo 03.30.09 at 2:13 am

You really do have a unique outlook on life, Patito.
(or else, y’know, a really f’n sweet monitor)

30 wannadance 03.30.09 at 3:03 am

love them isosceles eyes.

can this possibly be correct spelling? surely not….correct triangle, though….

31 kibblenibble 03.30.09 at 3:15 am

Never, ever saw such a floofy ham! Funny little tongue! Cyute!

32 kibblenibble 03.30.09 at 3:15 am

Hey Wannadance! I’ve missed you! :o )

33 balamuthia 03.30.09 at 3:24 am

I…

…I am officially overloaded on cute.

34 duck au vin 03.30.09 at 3:26 am

I never knew hamsters liked
pasketti! I’d love to see
two hamsters doing the “Bella Notte” scene from Lady and the Tramp.
Doesn’t he nose a meatball over to Lady? Waaay too cute,guys…My vital signs
are going…

35 Meoowmom =^..^= 03.30.09 at 3:57 am

umm that foofy, foofy hair
and the full cheekies are
too much, he looks like
one tasty morsel and stuffed to boot
nom nom kronch nom nom

meowwwwww

36 Existantia 03.30.09 at 4:37 am

Serious floofage. Pic #4 looks like a crazy-straw that was propping his hammage up.

37 Knee-coal 03.30.09 at 4:38 am

This is making me hyperventilate! I loff heem!

38 Megan 03.30.09 at 4:58 am

Oh my god, Decca, most astute comment ever. I’m actually laughing out loud over here at the resemblance, haha.

39 Kar 03.30.09 at 5:01 am

Those little paws are too much.

thank you, Frank the Tank for your contributions to our language.

40 Dogbreath 03.30.09 at 5:12 am

Whoa, dude, those ears are seriously crusty.

41 Hon Glad 03.30.09 at 5:41 am

Hair style by Phyllis Diller.

42 Gail (the first one) 03.30.09 at 12:07 pm

@Hon Glad: LOL, exactly!!

@Patito: I see what you mean….I think they call that diamond setting “pave’”—must be painful to have the on-ear installation!

43 Momcat 03.30.09 at 1:43 pm

That has to be the messiest Ham-do ever. Maybe he’s trying to do his fat-ugly-cat impression, but is way too cute to be any good at it. Cutest tongue evah, btw.

44 Katrina 03.30.09 at 2:16 pm

I’m going to look aaalll around for a floofy, pave diamond-studded Ham like that. Lucky Ham, there!

45 Jenneh 03.30.09 at 2:40 pm

I love the li’l hammy tongue!!

46 zeldapie 03.30.09 at 3:55 pm

Okay, when he’s inhaling the spaghetti strand, I snorted coffee up my nose!!! haaaaa!

47 Katrina 03.30.09 at 4:47 pm

Zeldapie-Ouch! Tissue–why yes, here’s one for you!

Remember what I said to the last Peep that happendeded to,
Put the coffee down, then open up the video!

Have a better day, Zeldapie. Your friend, K.

48 Theo 03.30.09 at 6:05 pm

[dangerously sipping coffee]

49 spb 03.30.09 at 8:34 pm

Yes, duck au vin, hammies, lurv pasketti. You have to be careful that you don’t give them uncooked pasketti, cause if they stuff it in their cheek pouches it gets moist and can get too big, and stuck.

50 kelly 03.30.09 at 10:15 pm

i agree with the above comment describing this as “serious floofage”
:)

51 Junior 03.31.09 at 1:21 am

That is one gnarly looking Hamster.

“Dizzy Gillespie”- haha!

52 Katrina 03.31.09 at 1:22 pm

Then there is Dizzy’s sister, Fuzzy Gillespie.

53 Theo 03.31.09 at 3:39 pm

…and their mama, Busy Gillespie.

54 Rooanne 03.31.09 at 5:26 pm

Don’t forget aunt Tizzy Gillespie…

55 Rooanne 03.31.09 at 5:29 pm

Also – I love when he goes “MLORRRP”. LOL

56 PigtailGoddess 04.03.09 at 5:27 am

This is hilarious! I had a guinea pig who loved plain spaghetti! He also liked bread crust, ice-cream, pistachio pudding and Count Chocula.

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