This is one ham’s story. Of a serious carbo loading.
First, please note, before the pasta gorging, cheeks are at somewhat "normal’ size.
Then the delicious lip smacking and paw wringing begins!
MLORRRP! Delectabuhls!
[Inhaling of entire spaghetti strands]
Post gorge: cheek pouches at maximum capass.
Funny little Piórko, pyza*Piorko’s tongue action, Piórko’s mouth action, Pasta ATTACKS Piórko! (2), Piórko stuffed with Pasta, all wonderfully photographed, styled and posed by pyza*.













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Jabba the Ham in that second pic?
he looks like he’s been crawling under the bed cleanin the dust bunnehs.
and ew! ham tongues!
awww!!!
Looks like someone nommed his ears a leetle too much!
Love how the B.E.F. increases in direct ratio to the cheek pouch stuffedness!
Paunchie, what are you talking about? I thought that was a dust bunneh. Dust bunnehs have to eat too. It’s a hammie you say? A hammie having a questionable hair day to say the least. I love the leeps though.
That is some seriously phenomenal B.E.F.
Some intense paw action going on in the fourth picture, there is!
what is b.e.f.?
good god, this hamster is mental!! just DERANGED looking, but in an extremely super cute making you drop off the sofa kind of way. ehn! *trying to reach sanity*
jessica, i believe b.e.f. is the *beady eye factor*
that nose looks like a pink alien skull
The last pic makes hammy look like Dizzy Gillespie.
90% gross, 10% cute.
/underloaded
Ummm….it’s not the sketti, it’s the fact that someone must have taken a mini-tazer to hammie to stimulate his appetite (I imagine). Serious poofness goin’ on.
Funny little fluffball!
If Einstein was a hammie . . .
Man, I love hammies!
Serious white balance issues in these photos though.
In picture #2, his ears look burned! Whahoppen? Did he, as some hamsters, get caught under a lit oven? Poor hammy!
I remember when I used to have a long-haired hamster. I loved combing his hair.
Nismo-how did you comb his hair? They are so tiny! Did you have a little baby comb to do it? I think that is sooo cute! This hammy is pretty cute, too. Want.
Dang… Them’s some googly eyes!!
I’m going to make some pasketti right now.
squeeeeee!!!! I want to pinch his little cheeks!!!!
I love Piorko!
Is my monitor set to “fabulous” or are those ham’s ears dipped in diamonds?
aww ive never really seen a hamsters tongue! cute
That is one seriously floofy hammie. Teeny little feets, enormous floofage!
You really do have a unique outlook on life, Patito.
(or else, y’know, a really f’n sweet monitor)
love them isosceles eyes.
can this possibly be correct spelling? surely not….correct triangle, though….
Never, ever saw such a floofy ham! Funny little tongue! Cyute!
Hey Wannadance! I’ve missed you!
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I…
…I am officially overloaded on cute.
I never knew hamsters liked
pasketti! I’d love to see
two hamsters doing the “Bella Notte” scene from Lady and the Tramp.
Doesn’t he nose a meatball over to Lady? Waaay too cute,guys…My vital signs
are going…
umm that foofy, foofy hair
and the full cheekies are
too much, he looks like
one tasty morsel and stuffed to boot
nom nom kronch nom nom
meowwwwww
Serious floofage. Pic #4 looks like a crazy-straw that was propping his hammage up.
This is making me hyperventilate! I loff heem!
Oh my god, Decca, most astute comment ever. I’m actually laughing out loud over here at the resemblance, haha.
Those little paws are too much.
thank you, Frank the Tank for your contributions to our language.
Whoa, dude, those ears are seriously crusty.
Hair style by Phyllis Diller.
@Hon Glad: LOL, exactly!!
@Patito: I see what you mean….I think they call that diamond setting “pave’”—must be painful to have the on-ear installation!
That has to be the messiest Ham-do ever. Maybe he’s trying to do his fat-ugly-cat impression, but is way too cute to be any good at it. Cutest tongue evah, btw.
I’m going to look aaalll around for a floofy, pave diamond-studded Ham like that. Lucky Ham, there!
I love the li’l hammy tongue!!
Okay, when he’s inhaling the spaghetti strand, I snorted coffee up my nose!!! haaaaa!
Zeldapie-Ouch! Tissue–why yes, here’s one for you!
Remember what I said to the last Peep that happendeded to,
Put the coffee down, then open up the video!
Have a better day, Zeldapie. Your friend, K.
[dangerously sipping coffee]
Yes, duck au vin, hammies, lurv pasketti. You have to be careful that you don’t give them uncooked pasketti, cause if they stuff it in their cheek pouches it gets moist and can get too big, and stuck.
i agree with the above comment describing this as “serious floofage”
That is one gnarly looking Hamster.
“Dizzy Gillespie”- haha!
Then there is Dizzy’s sister, Fuzzy Gillespie.
…and their mama, Busy Gillespie.
Don’t forget aunt Tizzy Gillespie…
Also – I love when he goes “MLORRRP”. LOL
This is hilarious! I had a guinea pig who loved plain spaghetti! He also liked bread crust, ice-cream, pistachio pudding and Count Chocula.
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