Cute Overload :D
"I’ve tried to quit, honestly, I have. Twelve-step programs, hypnosis, patches, pills, ointments, you name it. But then I’ll be out with the boys at a party, and someone starts passing around a… a… chicken, and it starts all over again."
You’re such an enabler, Kathleen C.
…now as you can see, if we conjugate the hypotenuse along the lateral preamble parallel to the esophagus, we can retract the dangling participle near the soliloquy of
WILL SOMEONE WAKE UP JENKINS!?
Sender-innered by Da Megster her own baaaaaaaaaad self!
“Sure, he’s a little cold, but he’s BIG and he’s green and he’s MINE!”
Just let her go, Emily D. H. [eye roll]
"Um, you haven’t seen a meatloaf with hair on it, have you? I was saving that for lunch."
Just look innocent and don’t say anything, Tia D.
"Excuse me, flight attendant, if there will be a choice of snack then I would like pretzels instead of peanuts because I have allergies, and I also need to know if the in-flight movie will be age-appropriate for myself and my traveling companions, and I noticed that the gentleman across the aisle did not return his tray table to the full upright position during takeoff, in direct violation of FAA regulations…"
"Oh yeah, I made my bed, all right… I MADE IT BEG FOR MERCY! BWAH-ha-ha-ha-haaaaah! That’s right, I’ll show the furniture in this house who’s boss!"
You must be on a first-name basis at Pier 1 by now, Angela S.
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