Mini Moos

by Meg on March 22, 2009

Knox News is reportin’ that the Memphis Zoo is featuring some mini cow action.

The two cows "Cloudy" and "Darwinia", are 25 and 36inches at the shoulders respectively. They were bred from heritage breeds that date back to the 16th century, when farms and homesteads were smaller.

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This article wasn’t enough to satisfy my new miniature moo quest. My mission led me to the mini cattle website (I am not making this up) where there is some proshness goin’ on. Check out:

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Love these names… Here’s "Britches"

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"Betseh"…

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"Primrose"!

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And bringing up the rear… "Huckleberry"!

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And one more mini moo pic to wrap up the post:

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Great article suggestion NTMTOM ;)

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1 Theresa 03.22.09 at 11:28 pm

What a huckleberry!

2 Jimbeaux 03.22.09 at 11:28 pm

Cutie-cows,
Mini-moos,
Bleen!

3 GreyhoundMommy 03.22.09 at 11:34 pm

Good heavens these little cows are adorable.
You must click on the web site, they have a children’s book named”Mini Moo Adventures at Happy Mountain Cattle Farm”!!!
I’m thinking it’s a must read..specially if it’s got lots of pictures.

4 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.22.09 at 11:42 pm

Nice digging, Meg! (I only found the one picture; she must have found the rest.)

5 Nik 03.22.09 at 11:43 pm

Holy Cow! These are adorable!! (But I wonder if mini cows are where sliders come from…)

6 Sahrawi Wife 03.22.09 at 11:52 pm

Baby MooMoos !!!! I miss living on the farm .City life is not all it seemed to be when I was younger ! I even miss that lonely sound of the coyotes howling at night! (sigh)

7 Gail (the first one) 03.22.09 at 11:56 pm

Good lawd, there are mini moo-cows FOR SALE??? I call “dibs” on Primrose!!!!! (she’s already dog-friendly…hope she likes kittehs!)

8 AuntieMame 03.23.09 at 12:02 am

Waha! The retriever is bigger than the cows are!

9 kibblenibble 03.23.09 at 12:03 am

Ridonkulously moo-tastic! :-O

10 BabyOpossum 03.23.09 at 12:06 am

The Primrose photo has “Incredible Journey” written all over it.

11 Samantha 03.23.09 at 12:13 am

Mini cow, kitteh, and puppeh in one picture! Too much to handle!

[Wait till the nuffers see such language though! :P ]

12 Sarah 03.23.09 at 12:21 am

Baby cows also have a stubbular stage! Photographic proof!

13 skip 03.23.09 at 12:21 am

Cassanova = chocolate, vanilla, chocolate!

Suddenly I want some ice cream.

14 Annie 03.23.09 at 12:43 am

OMG the cat is almost as big as Primrose or should I say Primrose is barely bigger than the cat. Hmmm these would fit on my 1 acre plot nicely.

15 snorglepup 03.23.09 at 12:43 am

I’ll take two. They’re small!
I won’t have to mow this year. Yeay!!

16 Patito Gigante 03.23.09 at 12:51 am

Tee hee, white belt <3

Casanova says “I love your wife… YOU love your wife… we’re on the same side.”

17 fish eye no miko 03.23.09 at 1:03 am

Cassanova looks like an ice cream sandwich. ^_^

18 Lotta 03.23.09 at 1:08 am

Too bad I don’t do half-and-half.

19 kibblenibble 03.23.09 at 1:17 am

There are cows like Casanova near my home (although not in mini version.) I believe they are called Belted Galways. They have chocolate brown in place of Casanova’s cinnamon brown. We refer to them as “Oreo cows.” :o )

20 Jezebel 03.23.09 at 1:19 am

Now I can make my miniature farm a reality! Mwa hahahaha!

21 Charley Kane 03.23.09 at 1:37 am

This explains where those little milk packets come from.

22 nads 03.23.09 at 1:39 am

I lurf them!

23 Patty P 03.23.09 at 2:00 am

umm… Primrose has a curly dog tail? How weird.

24 Mud Bug 03.23.09 at 2:40 am

“I’m your huckleberry “
This is JUST my game !

25 Danniew 03.23.09 at 2:48 am

You know what always drives me nuts about those creamers? The apostrophe in “Moo’s”! What can a moo possibly own?!

26 C 03.23.09 at 2:58 am

OMG! Sooooo adoribible! Can they be house broken???

27 duck au vin 03.23.09 at 2:58 am

Huckleberry, wish I had a
good place for you to stay.
We don’t have that nice
country comfort.

28 Theo 03.23.09 at 3:01 am

Mud Bug — Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday, right? Stole the spotlight from Kurt Russell, that’s for damn sure.

29 berthaservant 03.23.09 at 3:33 am

Still no ’nuffs on hovertext. Waiting….

30 Meoowmom =^..^= 03.23.09 at 3:48 am

I want One!
I want One!
I want One!

oh sooo cutes, so they
have enuff moo-milk
to fill those lil creamers.
ummm
oh I want one.

31 April 03.23.09 at 4:48 am

Thanks for spreading the mini-moo word NTMTOM. I still have a Cute Overload crush on you.

32 Mo 03.23.09 at 5:41 am

It looks like Cassanova is wearing a cummerbund and not a white belt. Much thicker. (or cowmerbund, if you will) For those winter barn formals of all occasions.

33 Mo 03.23.09 at 5:42 am

It looks like Cassanova is wearing a cummerbund and not a white belt. Much thicker. (or cowmerbund, if you will) For those winter barn formals of all occasions.

34 Mo 03.23.09 at 5:43 am

apologies for the double…and now the triple :(

35 Juniper Jupiter 03.23.09 at 5:44 am

My dad (who’s dad used to be a farmer) came up with the perfect name for any farm animal in mini size…POPCORN! :D It started when I mistook sheep for mini horses because I only had a chance to glance at them, and when I pointed them out to him a second time, it was then I realized they were sheep. After he teased me a little bit, he thought it’d be great to mini-size sheep and call them “POPCORN SHEEP!” like the popcorn shrimp! And the popcorn chicken!!:D Isn’t that brilliant? What would we call these girls?

Popcorn Bessies?
Popcorn Bossies?
Popcorn Cows?
Popcorn Cattle?

….I’m not sure, but any way you slice it, they already come with their own buttah! :D

We’d hafta work on the salt aspect, tho.

36 Hon Glad 03.23.09 at 6:39 am

Specially bred to fill yoghurt pots.

37 Felicityanne 03.23.09 at 8:19 am

In the UK in the 1950s/60s there was a radio programme called Listen With Mother. In between sections there was a musical ’sting’ to which I as a small child added the words ‘mini moo, mini moo ,mini moo, mini moo, mini moo, mini moo, min, min’…and here they are as coffee creamers! NOSTALGIA!

38 chanpon 03.23.09 at 12:53 pm

We use to have the mini moo’s at the bottom in our office for our coffee (required no refrigeration – scary). If I had known they came in a different variety, I would have lobbied to get the four-legged furry kind.

39 kristin 03.23.09 at 1:03 pm

I wonder if all cows looked like this, would everyone be vegetarians?

40 Brian 03.23.09 at 1:07 pm

zomg itty bitty cows! life is good!

41 Deckard Canine 03.23.09 at 2:07 pm

@berthaservant: You asked for it; you got it. I object to the profanity in the hovertext of the last photo. A site like this should be more child-friendly.

42 Katrina 03.23.09 at 2:22 pm

We’ll take Huckleberry- he and Killer can be bestest of friends-they are the same colors! Can you imagine having one of these? Oh, how udderly delightful.

43 blair 03.23.09 at 2:23 pm

you ever poke your mini-moo with a fork and hold it over your coffee squeezing it and going “moo, moo, moo”?

yeah. me too.

44 Camille 03.23.09 at 2:31 pm

At last, an apartment size cow. Think they can be paper-trained, or would I have to take them for walks in the park?

45 Dexter Fishmore 03.23.09 at 2:49 pm

+1 for “Wassup Britches!”

46 Gene 03.23.09 at 2:50 pm

They’re the size of dogs! Cows the size of dogs OMG!!

47 scooterpants 03.23.09 at 2:52 pm

Primrose is SUCKING ON THOSE FINGERS! (and of course doofy retriever is just smilin and thinkin, “I want to suck on those fingers too”)
yes, get Huckleberry some UGG boots before she launches into a string of expletives.
Cassanova is so adorable , all dipped in caramel on both ends!
Love them all, I cannot chose.

48 scooterpants 03.23.09 at 2:58 pm

holy crap people.
they have VIDEO on the link.
Prepare to be overwhelmed with the cuteness.
ridiculous. Lets all go there now… come on…

49 marsheeeee 03.23.09 at 3:03 pm

Cowlets!!! Where Riblets come from.

Adorable.

50 sheepy 03.23.09 at 3:47 pm

I totally know what’s going on my wish list for my birthday this year.

@berthaservant: I tried really really hard to come up with something to nuff at so that you wouldn’t be waiting in vain. Alas. I just don’t seem to have it in me when there are adorable mini moos around…

51 ophelia 03.23.09 at 4:10 pm

The breed is “Galloway”–my family raises them. The little one in this shot is a belted dun; they come in various shades of brown, champagne, and black, with a white belt. The belt is a dominant genetic feature–most calves resulting from Belted Galloway x whatever will feature a full or partial belt.

Galloways also come in solid colours :)

52 Kimt 03.23.09 at 4:25 pm

OK, I have to say there is a Jack in the Box commercial for Mini Sirloin Burgers that has digitally altered mini-cows, with mini horses and little people. At least I thought they were digitally altered cows. There is a ear worm song, yippe kay yay, mini sirloin burgers…. I’m just saying, wow. And now that song is in my head again.

53 Redzilla 03.23.09 at 5:13 pm

“They make great mini-milkers.” That is all. *thud*

54 elledoubleyou 03.23.09 at 7:58 pm

I <3 HUCKLEBERRY~
it must be said. But Huck really is my favorite…

55 Jen2 03.23.09 at 8:13 pm

Cute Cute Cute! Finally, a cow that will fit in the apartment. And the question still lingers- can these adorable babies be house trained, or should we be expecting “cow parks” in the near future (hopefully VERY near)?

56 Marie 03.23.09 at 10:15 pm

Okay, when I see a “sold” that means as a pet right?

57 Tifany 03.23.09 at 10:22 pm

Ooo!!! i love em! i have three Minis! and i love them too! these are So cute!

58 sara 03.23.09 at 11:10 pm

I’d ask for one for my birthday, but then I’d have to become a vegetarian!

59 Mary Kathryn 03.24.09 at 2:00 am

I must have them for my mini farm!!! I just want to keeees them!

60 mafme 03.24.09 at 2:15 am

Awwww… I think they should call them “Sliders.”
=)

61 Ermine 03.24.09 at 3:25 am

“I object to the profanity in the hovertext of the last photo. A site like this should be more child-friendly.”
-Deckard Canine

Why should it be? Because you say so? You act as if she has broken a rule, or failed to be responsible.

First of all, Meg can put whatever she damn well pleases on her website. As long as she doesn’t claim to be child friendly (SHE DOES NOT), then why is she in the wrong? “Well, this site seems like kids would like it” is not a valid argument.

More significantly, no one is more responsible for what one`s child is exposed to than they themselves are, ESPECIALLY when it comes to the Internet, which is so very easy to regulate.

Unless it is you who`s offended, in which case I wouldn`t recommend going outside your house. I`ve heard there`s strangers and bears and muggers out there. Oh my!

62 Theo 03.24.09 at 6:49 am

Ermine — I’m pretty sure Deckard was kidding.

63 Veerle 03.24.09 at 3:01 pm

gosh, Huckleberry is sooooo cute ! Ilove the name : )

64 Katrina 03.24.09 at 4:12 pm

Some cats need to be bathed, all parents should know what their kids are doing and then take appropriate actions and I want that Hucklberry so much I could scream. All of these are true.

I am so grateful that my life has taken a turn for the better, 54 was the best year yet, and I have you to thank, Peeps, as you contributed to a wonderful year. Thank You.

65 Lerrinus 03.24.09 at 4:50 pm

Anyone see the cat behind Primrose!? Great pics! :-D

66 Paunchie 03.24.09 at 6:57 pm

“britches” haw haw haw haw!

67 Flamenca Mama 03.24.09 at 7:03 pm

I so want one!

68 !!!!! 03.24.09 at 7:23 pm
69 slythwolf 03.27.09 at 5:11 pm

Even prosher: Small children use mini oxen to drive little carts.

70 free virtual world for kids 04.16.09 at 8:02 pm

They are so adorable! Can i just get a few? I’d get to have fresh milk everyday! XD

But are they healthy? I mean did they get their small size from excessive breeding previously [as in very long ago]. I can’t find much information about them on the net. @.@

Some are even smaller than dogs! And there are panda prints on the mini moo!

71 lifeisruff5400 04.20.09 at 2:56 pm

awwwwww………{goes bezerk} HOW COULD NO1 WANT CASANOVA, PRIMROSE, AND HUCKLEBERRY!!!!!???? WHOEVER DOESN’TWANT THEM R STEENKING BRATS! ……….awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……….

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