I’m so glad you could join us, my old nemesis; I do hope my henchmen didn’t treat you roughly. You’re just in time to watch me unleash my army of killer robo-ferrets upon an unsuspecting world — but first, I will explain my sinister plan to you in elaborate detail at great length, which will give you time to escape and ruin everything.
Evil never looked so cuddly, Kate S.
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“Do you expect me to talk?”
“No, Mister Bond, I expect you to snorgle! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Dr. Ferret needs to read “The Top 100 Things I’d Ever Do If I Became an Evil Overlord” and especially pay attention to #7: **When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No.” and shoot him. No, on second thought I’ll shoot him then say “No.”**
Dr. Ferret’s current aberrant behavior is a direct result of repeated taunting, i.e. being referred to as a “knee sock with eyes”, on a popular animal-themed website.
+1, Hila.
I’ll have a martini – not shaken, but furred.
Oh, and Mr Bond, it’s the blue wire you cut, to abort my evil plan.
I will never utter the sentence “But before I kill you, there’s just one thing I want to know.”
Typical Bond trope: Bond taunts evil criminal mastermind, who loses temper, makes fatal error, and allows Bond to escape and foil his sinister machinations.
Bond: I’ve sheen it all before, Doctor Ferret. You think you’re shome short of geniush, but you’re jusht a shelf-important white weaszhel.”
Dr. Ferret: How dare you! I’LL show you whose a weasel!” (Smacks Bond across the kisser and flounces out of the room, not noticing that he has dropped the keys to Bond’s handcuffs, leg irons, and laser torture device, as well as the deactivation codes for the thermonuclear devices he has installed in the White House, 10 Downing Street, the Vatican, and the factory that makes the world’s supply of CheezWhiz.)
Bringin’ the sexy back.
You’re promoting the negative attention attached to ferrets with your commentary.
Love the shed white fur on the black chair. The things we put up with for our pets.
Ah, Moneypenny–let me slide off that bow and get to know ya.
If only he had a white rat to carelessly stroke with that little dangling hand.
I will spare the human race in exchange for…one meelion bottles of ferretone!
Lala — You’re not serious, are you?
Be sure you’re all pronouncing E-VIHL correctly. The model to emulate is Vincent Price. Or Harvey Korman.
hahaahahahha
I thought it was a Bond girl pose LOL
MMMM- so Cl-assey!
come hither pherret-photo.
lol all he needs is a little mini cat on his lap so he can pet it while he reveals his evil plan!! muahahahahahhaha
space ferret is floating in the air?
At first I thought he was floating through a black void of space.
Hila — I might actually LIKE James Bond if he snorgled ferrets. XD
and Lala — …seriously?
Claudia, that would be a ferret in a bikini.
Exactly, BouvieGal!
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
Darn, now where did Q say that ferret snorgler was? I really should start paying attention to him. Oh well, I’ll just improvise. *shoves nose into furry belly for full snorgle*
*achoo* Darn allergies!
Mote to Self.. DO NOT read CO posts just as you are about to answer the work phone.
IT is just to darn hard to compose your voice so you sound professional when your mouth is trying to laugh.
The name is Bond … James Bond.
Que extra ultra cool bond music.
Thanks for sharing that, Annie-I have this metal image of you looking like Mary Tyler Moore trying so hard no to laugh at the Clown’s funeral! For those of you too young to understand that, go away.
Your friend, K.
I now dat guy! He stil owes me five bukS! Wurst fwend evur, but its hard to find a gud fwend, cuz of de econimy and al. twu storey!
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In the beginning there was only Ferret. And Meg said, “Let there be cute!” And it was good.
Cute Overlord.
Cute overlord.
Katrina: a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
Yes, Theresa, no say it in Latin for us! *SNERK**! I’m up to three field mice. No chance of celibacy now, I suspect.
****SSSNNNEERRRKKK****
OK, NOW we can have Shirley Bassey sing- “WhiteFerret”-beware of his wiley grin-and don’t come in!
Ahahaha, you guys are killing me today!
@Katrina–In reference to the next post, is that an actual peanut, or is this the last known picture of the late and lamented Chuckles the Clown?
Of course, we know that this scene could not have taken place in California, where fewwets are illegal, just as our founding father’s intended.
Katrina, he’s beckoning you into HIS WEB OF SIN – - -
“BUT! DON’T! GO! IN!”
Oh-so-perfect on the caption, NTMTOM.
So he strikes…
Like HAMSTERBALL?
All he needs are some wavy hands behind him, making him dance!
Patito — http://samandfuzzy.com/1067
I’m actually a bit of a Roger Moore girl myself (“Live and Let Die” is my fave) although I do love “Goldfinger”.
But if this everchanging world in which we live in,
Makes you give in and cry,
Say “Live and Let Die”
Two of the greatest movie theme songs ever, IMHO…..
Gail, the CO grammar police will be head-splodin’ all over “Live and Let Die.” I know *I* do.
Actually, Dr. Ferret is pretty easy to take out. Just scruff him and he’ll yawn himself crazy.
Theo: Bwahahahaha!!
rofl, that is soooo fricking cute! hehe. reminds me of the ferret in harry potter that the fake crouch turned draco malfoy into. hehe.
Von Zeppelin -and the world’s supply of Cheez
Whiz- for the win.
Another vote for Von Zeppelin. Hard to choose, with all these comments making me helpless with laughter.
How about a white dwarf
hamster for Dr. Ferret to hold as he describes doom?
Doooctor Ferret (nyah-nyah-
nyah-nyah)
Call him “pet” and he’ll get you and take you down…
He’ll see you drown (ba-doom, ba-doom, ba-doom-ba)
Doooctor Ferret (nyah-nyah-
nyah-nyah)
He’s at work to crochet a
web of sin…(for our crafts group)
But Don’t Go In!!!
He may promise to snorgle your ear…
But a ferret is so insincere…
And a CO lady knows diamond carats
makes her slave…to….
evil (demonic laugh)…
Dr….Ferret!
Headline should have been, “No Mr. Bond I expect you to die.”
diamond carats make
Senior Picture!
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