OMG Awesome platforms1!!

by Meg on March 18, 2009

SOMEBODY GET ME POSH SPICE ON THE HORN!

She’ gotta see these new black two-toed numbers!

Klipspringer1_2

BAM!
Dual_cocxu

So dainty, so awesome, Marieka K.

{ 81 comments }

1 memee 03.18.09 at 1:10 pm

I would get one but it would totally ruin my hardwood floors.

2 sterling 03.18.09 at 1:10 pm

Oh my gosh. They are so small and adooorable.~

3 Deckard Canine 03.18.09 at 1:11 pm

And this precious ungulate is what now?

4 harlemgrrl 03.18.09 at 1:15 pm

sweet face, cute outfit and awesome footwear? want!

5 metsakins 03.18.09 at 1:16 pm

I think I had those in the seventies!

6 Charlie 03.18.09 at 1:18 pm

Hope they arent as unconfortabuhls as platform shoes :>

7 skip 03.18.09 at 1:24 pm

How pretty! Is it a baby? A baby what?

8 Lerrinus 03.18.09 at 1:31 pm

Awww! what a cute…whatever this cute critter is!

Love the hooves, doubt I could pull off this look…!

Great picture!

9 chanpon 03.18.09 at 1:33 pm

LOL, very fancy and cultured.

Those remind me of geta (traditional Japanese footwear) that are worn with kimono, hakama or yukata.

10 ana 03.18.09 at 1:34 pm

um…is he/she a bit dead?, as in, stuffed?

[No. Are you? - Ed.]

11 Kristabelle 03.18.09 at 1:34 pm

SJP did the two toed thing already:
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/02/scrolldown_fug_sarah_jessica_p.html
Hahahaha.

My back aches just thinking of wearing those…

Also, Posh is on it in a different platformy way:
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/09/signature_fugham.html

Who knew fashion came from nature??

12 Momcat 03.18.09 at 1:38 pm

I’m no expert, but it looks a lot like an adult Dik-Dik, which is a more-or-less doggie-sized antelope. They must be pretty prolific because there were lots of them last time I visited the local zoo.

13 Cambridge Rat Mom 03.18.09 at 1:41 pm

Toe shoes for ungulates.

14 Cambridge Rat Mom 03.18.09 at 1:42 pm

I’m guessing this poor thing is stuffed, as in, ded.

15 DKN 03.18.09 at 1:44 pm

This works SO much better on McHornersons here than Sarah Jessica Parker:

http://foreveramber.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c873353ef0111685b0972970c-pi

16 Wincey 03.18.09 at 1:48 pm

It’s a klipspringer! They’re so cute! You should see them in action (there are some at the Detroit Zoo, if you’re in the neighborhood). They look like hard rubber toes. And the adults are small and cute, so the babies are totally prosh!

17 Juniper Jupiter 03.18.09 at 1:57 pm

IMAGINE the tap dances you could do with her! :D

18 Theresa 03.18.09 at 2:01 pm

Klipspringer ARE adorable– nobody is better at SPROINGING!

Re: the footwear, check out this pair from 15th-c. Italy:
http://www.aurorahistoryboutique.com/blog/renaissance-shoes-5.png

19 Theo 03.18.09 at 2:14 pm

Wincey — yes indeed it is… and I’m even going out on a thorny limb and guessing that it’s one of THESE klipspringers, specifically:
http://www.cuteoverload.com/2006/11/holiday_cookie_.html
Not the Detroit Zoo, in this case, but the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha:
http://www.omahazoo.com/index.php?p=animalsexhibits&s=hoofstock

20 Hon Glad 03.18.09 at 2:18 pm

Oy vay, tap your troubles away.

21 Risha 03.18.09 at 2:26 pm

Darn you, Kristabelle, _I_ was going to post those! *waves fist impotently*

22 Kristabelle 03.18.09 at 2:30 pm

Sorry Risha! I LOVE GFY!!!! Do you have your brackets printed out for March Madness??? SWINTON for the WIN!!

23 kasia 03.18.09 at 2:35 pm

Oh no way, these are WAY too good for Posh Spice. She’s a nasty number!

Unlike this pwetty pwetty platform ‘nanimal! :)

24 scooterpants 03.18.09 at 2:52 pm

hmmm. looks like taxidermy.

25 anner 03.18.09 at 2:55 pm

OMG. This is like a child-friendly version of one of those creatures Matthew Barney turns himself into.

26 jessica m. 03.18.09 at 2:59 pm

I love me the klipspringer. They’re not only fashionably tiny, but their faces are SO SNOTTY. They really look like they think they’re better than you. And they’re the sproingiest thing in the world.

27 Green Is Good 03.18.09 at 3:08 pm

*SNAP* That beech is fierce!

28 kristin 03.18.09 at 3:12 pm

cute, but that one looks definitely taxidermied….

29 emilie 03.18.09 at 3:30 pm

JUST SAD
why are you posting stuffed animals on cuteoverload? That’s not cute, it’s sad..

30 ThreeCatNight 03.18.09 at 3:37 pm

Starlet Bambi Van Horn in “Deer Gone Wild!”

31 Caitlin 03.18.09 at 3:40 pm

don’t you mean Prosh Spice? ;)

[Maybe if she was cuter... OH SNAP - Ed.]

32 Katrina 03.18.09 at 3:44 pm

It will be my birthday in about a week. That day, March 24th, I am declaring is a READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE WRITING DAY! Thank you.
I used to have a pair of platform shoes like that, and they were cork, so comfy!
Are these LuurkensproingeneenKlipspringers?

33 ju-ju bean 03.18.09 at 3:49 pm

Kinda reminds me of this too:

http://www.jackson-magic.com/toes2.JPG

34 anner 03.18.09 at 3:55 pm

Katrina: My b-day is just a little after yours — April 4 — and I will declare it SOMEBODY MUST SEND IN A PICTURE OF A CORGI AND A RATTIE SNORGELING DAY. Now, I’m not sure which of our birthday wishes is less likely to come true…

35 temperance 03.18.09 at 4:01 pm

huh??? ummm…oh,yeah- i get it now! HORN. good one!

now that ana mentioned the stuffed thing i can’t get the image of the fake mountain covered in dead animals i saw the first (and only) time i stepped into a cabela’s (shuddering at the memory).

this little live one is MUCH cuter.

36 Mary (the first) 03.18.09 at 4:32 pm

Although the toes and the lurkensproinging etc. are all very well, why has no one noticed the very beautiful eyeliner? Nor the fact that this little lady appears, to me, to be expecting? (Or possibly just a little chubby. Nothing wrong with that at all.) She’s quite lovely, I gasped aloud when the photo came up. Nice way to start the day..

37 Mary (the first) 03.18.09 at 4:34 pm

(Upon more careful observation I am thinking maybe not p.g. and now someone will say the horns indicate a male which will be too humiliating if that is the case… I have not checked… regardless, he/she is lovely!)

38 Jennie Mello 03.18.09 at 4:37 pm

I have a purring tabby on my lap. Just felt like sharing. Thx.

39 Kristen 03.18.09 at 4:42 pm

So sweet, I lovs leetle anteloops on the toe teeps! (Cabellas….Ptooey!!)

40 Katrina 03.18.09 at 4:47 pm

Jennie Mello-I envy you that, I really do.

41 Lotus 03.18.09 at 4:59 pm

Very sweet and all, but just realize, you’re all pining over a cute little wild animal that has been poached and put on display in a hunting store. I know, I’ve seen them. Check out the lighting and the positioning. And the glass-like eyes. It’s dead :\

42 Haven 03.18.09 at 4:59 pm

prosh spice!

43 eikoleigh 03.18.09 at 5:07 pm

cute hooves/toes

44 Theresa 03.18.09 at 5:16 pm

Mary, I think all these little cuties have liner and platforms, regardless of gender, but only the boys have the horns.

45 raymi 03.18.09 at 5:17 pm

bahahah hilar title

46 Carolina 03.18.09 at 5:45 pm

Not a Dik-Dik.

I believe its a Klipspringer, another small African Antelope.

47 Meaghan 03.18.09 at 5:51 pm

How on earth does that adorable little thing balance on those toes?

48 AuntieMame 03.18.09 at 5:51 pm

Lotus, if the animal had been *poached* I doubt very much it would be on display in a hunting store. There are laws against poaching, you know.

I see nothing amiss with the lighting, either.

It’s a picture of an animal in a zoo. Why does it need to be any more melodramatic than that?

And how does this klipspringer walk in those things without turning an ankle? Or three?

49 Paunchie 03.18.09 at 6:21 pm

for clamboring about on rocks?

My toes hurt just thinkin about it!

50 Jezebel 03.18.09 at 6:31 pm

It just makes tip toeing through the tulips that much easier!

51 Hila 03.18.09 at 6:50 pm

This reminds me of the short animation film “Boundin’”, the one that was shown before “The Incredibles” in the theatres. Tap-dancign antelope? :)

52 Kiddo 03.18.09 at 8:06 pm

I thought it was adorable at first glance… but the more I look at it the creepier it gets. I just can’t shake the feeling that it’s stuffed. Maybe it’s the lighting in the picture that makes it look that way. *shudder*

[Please. This is a live animal in a zoo, which I have personally visited. See my comment (Theo) upthread... - Ed.]

53 kfay 03.18.09 at 8:27 pm

Both male and female klipspringers have horns. Doesn’t look pregnant to me, but I would guess female. Hard to tell without a slightly better view of the naughty bits.

54 Ashley 03.18.09 at 9:18 pm

So we are awwing at taxidermy now?

55 Logan 03.18.09 at 10:38 pm

I’m pretty sure that thing is dead and stuffed…

Still very cute hooves, though.

56 Kay 03.18.09 at 11:12 pm

OMG so cute!I love those critters!

57 t 03.18.09 at 11:45 pm

I understand that it’s alive and well, but it looks stuffed! No matter how long I look at it I just think “museum”.

58 Judy B 03.18.09 at 11:54 pm

Woah! On trend and en pointe!

59 Olivia 03.18.09 at 11:54 pm

AAAAAAAAAHN. Oh my goodness. I really really want one of those.

60 Risha 03.19.09 at 12:07 am

@Kristabelle – I’m all ready to go with the voting, but I’m thinking that Solange can take it all this year!

61 Patito Gigante 03.19.09 at 12:28 am

I’m not saying it isn’t real. I’m just saying it reminds me of Thunder Mountain.

62 Gail (the first one) 03.19.09 at 12:30 am

@ana, kiddo & t: I agree, they *do* look stuffed, even when they’re not!

With those little hoofies, all I can think of is how slippery they must be!!

And Katrina, I had a pair of platform cork CLOGS. Back in “the day” (Summer, 1977).

63 Subhangi 03.19.09 at 5:19 am

Egads. How do they stand on those?!

Oh, and those shoes look AWFUL on Sarah Jessica Parker!

64 Luxowell 03.19.09 at 5:32 am

Theo:
You are indeed correct! Here’s a photo I took at the Omaha Zoo of the very same critter! Same environment and everything. Good eye! http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c312/Luxowell/deer.jpg

65 Theo 03.19.09 at 5:54 am

Heh. Must’ve been a cloudy day outside, in that one. ;)

66 Kiddo 03.19.09 at 11:56 am

@Gail and others: I’m glad I’m not the only one with delusions then. And I did see earlier posts, Theo. It’s like when you see those pictures that can be seen as two different things and someone tells you it looks like this and you can never quite go back to seeing it like you saw it first, even though you -know- what it looks like.

I think there’s only one solution: go see it for reals. Roadtrip, anyone?

67 Neigh 03.19.09 at 3:27 pm

Hey everyone – I’m the photographer of this picture. It is a klipspringer and it was at the Omaha zoo. IT IS NOT DEAD! Isn’t it wonderful?!

68 Katrina 03.19.09 at 5:15 pm

Neigh- it is utterly delightful. Great job!

69 Theo 03.19.09 at 5:22 pm
70 BostonBunny 03.19.09 at 5:27 pm

Maybe they use those funky feet to climb trees like these dudes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQev3UoGp2M

71 Gwenny 03.19.09 at 5:41 pm

Awesome wittle hooves!

72 Theo 03.19.09 at 5:54 pm

Kiddo — I fully recommend going to the Omaha Zoo. The klipspringer exhibit is one that they have inside a giant transparent dome.

73 Neigh 03.19.09 at 6:26 pm

I too recommend going to the Omaha Zoo! The giant transparent desert dome is incredible. There were many things that would make a Cute Overload fan happy (see the slow loris!). The klipspringers were amazing and they really didn’t look real, they were so dainty and calm. Plus they were so close I felt like I wasn’t in a zoo at all. There were incredibly wonderful tiny owls in one section as well. Great fun! It’s so nice to be included in Cute Overload – I’ve been waiting for a chance for several years : ) Thanks!

74 Katrina 03.19.09 at 7:56 pm

Gail (the first one) mine were navy blue suede and they made the most satisfying ‘clump’ when I walked! Yours?

75 Barbara 03.19.09 at 9:19 pm

Heh – I totally thought it was stuffed as well. Too cute! And definitely a supermodel, good at posing.

76 SonyaSunny 03.20.09 at 8:48 am

Greatings,
Not sure that this is true:), but thanks for a post.

Thanks
SonyaSunny

77 Theo 03.20.09 at 2:45 pm

Katrina — you know how a lower-case “C” and a lower-case “L” kinda look like a lower-case “D” when they’re right next to each other like that?…

78 Katrina 03.20.09 at 9:22 pm

I do now, dear, I do now….

79 Mike 03.21.09 at 6:36 pm

Huh sorry…but this is a Meg goof..Cutey here is stuffed..
Meg !!!!

80 Theo 03.21.09 at 8:09 pm

Ooh. Katrina. Nice job on snagging a most excellent comment number. ;)

81 kipperjipper 04.08.09 at 10:25 pm

its totally not stuffed! they like freeze and just stand there. and look fake. our zoo has them and they do that all the time. what zoo was this taken at? it looks an awfully like ours. ( Henry Doorly Zoo)

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