Separated at Berf?

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on March 25, 2009

"Everyone always says she looks like an Ewok, so I thought ‘why not?’ " says sender-inner Alana C. of her furry friend.  Maybe so, but can she take out a crack legion of Imperial Stormtroopers with nothing but spears and stone tools?  That’s the real test, you know.

'Grrrrr... Yub-yub!'          'Uh, yeah, what he said.'

Arrgh... this costume has ZERO ventilation and it keeps riding up in back.

And then Lucas yelled at me for getting friendly with C-3PO's leg...

But I got a tummy rub from Han Solo, so it's all good...

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1 debg 03.25.09 at 4:35 pm

NTMTOM, you totally rock.

2 Estlin 03.25.09 at 4:36 pm

That’s one ugly mutt, but still rather cute.

3 lisa 03.25.09 at 4:37 pm

My dog Mollie looks like this too, but instead of saying she looks like an Ewok, people tell me she looks like a ‘bat dog’!

4 kibblenibble 03.25.09 at 4:40 pm

AWWW! Lurve the underbite!

5 Hon Glad 03.25.09 at 4:42 pm

Doggy needs new dentures, he’s wearing someone elses, infact maybe there elsie’s.

6 kibblenibble 03.25.09 at 4:43 pm

PS Wannadance, haven’t seen any posts from you lately. (Maybe I’m just not observant enough.) I’m thinking of you. :-)

7 260Oakley 03.25.09 at 4:46 pm

Puppeh has clearly thrown in the towel. (I guess that’s better than throwing up in the towel.)

8 Mud Bug 03.25.09 at 4:49 pm

O.K. Uhhhh…
having a hard time here, which one is the ewok again ?
(insert evil giggle)

9 zeldapie 03.25.09 at 4:55 pm

Aww, he looks like he’s pretty much given up in that last pic.
I lurve doggies with underbites!

10 Tomaxle 03.25.09 at 4:57 pm

Awwwww………No such thing as an ugly dog, not nice! Great pic for resemblence. They could be twins!

11 Paunchie 03.25.09 at 4:58 pm

she’s totally wiped out in that last pic.

12 freetomato 03.25.09 at 5:04 pm

OMG!!! That looks just like the dog I had when I was a kid. LaMont was 1/2 yorkie 1/2 poodle, which was “mutt” back then but apparently people pay lots for Yorkie Poos nowadays. LaMont had the same buck bottom teefs. I miss him :(

13 Pheas 03.25.09 at 5:16 pm

Matchingks!

14 nismo 03.25.09 at 5:19 pm

Dogs > Ewoks ALWAYS

15 Lizzums 03.25.09 at 5:32 pm

I want a tummy rub from Hans Solo, too. I’ll even put a red towel on my head. Maybe I’ll even put in someone else’s dentures… wait, probably not. Oh, well. A girl can dream, can’t she?

16 Vanessa 03.25.09 at 5:33 pm

It looks like he could use a Snuggie! It would solve his problem with blankets that slide off! And then his paws would be free to use the remote control.

17 Lizzums 03.25.09 at 5:33 pm

Oops. Should be Han Solo. sorry.

18 cataddict 03.25.09 at 5:40 pm

Whew! Pictures again. I can once again have a CO hit at work….. I feel much better now! Thanks NTMTOM!

19 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.25.09 at 5:51 pm

@Pheas: Matchingks it is! Thanks for catching it!

20 Ayako 03.25.09 at 5:55 pm

Is it just me, or that a FERRET the Ewok is holding?? (bottom of the pic)

Somehow I don’t remember ferrets being in Star Wars ;-)

21 Paunchie 03.25.09 at 5:56 pm

Not sure about “Yorkie Poos” is that like Yorkie Perpe?

22 jujube 03.25.09 at 6:00 pm

EWOK! I always wanted a couple of those little guys to come live in my woods.

23 Eastie 03.25.09 at 6:09 pm

The first thing I thought of when I saw this dog was Didymus from Labyrinth. :)

24 katiedid 03.25.09 at 6:13 pm

tummy rubs make everything ok.. lol

25 Suzanne 03.25.09 at 6:14 pm

I’m getting so I can spot a NTMTOM post just by the hover text now. :P Too cute…the ewok AND the pooch.

26 berthaservant 03.25.09 at 6:28 pm

I’m just remarking that the use of “berf” led me to believe this was a Meg post, but no, it’s NTMTOM in a sly disguise. Excellently done.

27 berthaservant 03.25.09 at 6:29 pm

Re: Suzanne’s comment. I’m just wondering — sometimes I think Teho does the hovertext, or at least that’s been my impression. But perhaps he or NTMTOM can clarify (if they want)? Let’s be sure credit is given accordingly and appropriately. (I’m not saying Suzanne is wrong, I just don’t know).

28 Kar 03.25.09 at 6:29 pm

Dear heavens. A belly rub from Han Solo. Sounds like a bad fanfic. Or a good one depending on your view.

Bad idea? Off topic, but originally back when Star Wars had a planet of Wookies, they were supposed to show more of Han’s background. Including his WOOKIE WIFE.

29 lauren 03.25.09 at 6:31 pm

oh my goodness, i met a dog that looked just like this last night! it was my first volunteer shift at the humane society, and there’s this adorable dog names Bear who has the same funny underbit and the same scruffy gremlin hair! when i fed him treats, little spitty bits flew out of his mouth because of the silly underbit… it was messy, but adorable.

30 Theo 03.25.09 at 6:44 pm

B’Servant — this was all a NomTom joint. ;)

31 FuzzBob Chubbypants 03.25.09 at 6:49 pm

@Lauren — “Spitty bits” LLOL!

32 jenny 03.25.09 at 6:56 pm

Thats an Affenpinscer! I have one too. They are NAUGHTY and UGLY/CUTE.

33 Anna and Taffy 03.25.09 at 6:58 pm
34 kitties! 03.25.09 at 7:05 pm

Eee! That is a ferret with the Ewok! I didn’t think there were any ferrets in that movie. I’m sure I would have noticed!

35 Not That Mike The Other Mike 03.25.09 at 7:16 pm

@berthaservant: Hey, I can say “berf” if I want to!

Berf, berf, berf! See?

I hope this sets the record straight. And say hello to Berfa for me. :-)

36 Theo 03.25.09 at 7:37 pm

LOL, Mike.
Now if y’all are quite finished, I’m going to get busy mopping up all this berf. Eurghhh.

37 divinebluesky 03.25.09 at 7:44 pm

I second cataddict’s “Whew! Pictures again” I can’t see videos at work and I’ve been having daytime CO withdrawal symptoms :)

38 Kayleigh 03.25.09 at 7:45 pm

Our puppy totally looks like an ewok too!! She is half teddy bear puppy/half pug. Super cute. I was thinking of submitting a pic and then died laughing when I saw that somebody had!

39 Kiddo 03.25.09 at 8:17 pm

A ferret?! I need to watch that movie again! There’s a ferret!

The dog’s pretty cute too. But I’m horribly biased for ferrets.

40 Kristabelle 03.25.09 at 8:27 pm

That is definitely a Cabbage Patch cute dog… ie: ugly/cute.

Our dog, when he was a puppy, looked like Falcor from The Never Ending Story, only, you know, not as BIG!!!

41 berthaservant 03.25.09 at 8:49 pm

Tom, you can do WHATEVER you want, and it’s breeliant! It was just like a good head-fake, that’s all! Well-played.

Berfa says hey. (I actually do call her Berfa quite a bit, her being British and all, it reminds her of her kinfolk south of London).

42 Mel 03.25.09 at 9:02 pm

My aunt used to have a doggie like this and we called her an Ewok as well. I wish I could remember her specific breed combination, but can’t at the moment.

43 meggy 03.25.09 at 9:19 pm

is underbite an official rule of cuteness yet?

44 Rebel Pilot 03.25.09 at 9:45 pm

Yub nub
eee chop yub nub
ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene
g’noop dock fling oh ah
Yah wah
eee chop yah wah
ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene
g’noop dock fling oh ah
Coatee chah tu yub nub
coatee chah tu yahwah
coatee chah tu glowah
allay loo ta nuv
Glowah
eee chop glowah
ya glowah pee chu nee foam
ah toot dee awe goon daa
Coatee cha tu goo (Yub nub!)
coatee cha tu doo (Yahwah!)
coatee cha tu too (Ya chaa!)
allay loo ta nuv
allay loo ta nuv
allay loo ta nuv
Glowah
eee chop glowah
ya glowah pee chu nee foam
ah toot dee awe goon daa
Allay loo ta nuv

45 Marie 03.25.09 at 10:05 pm

Definite award winner for best use of a towel by a dog that looks like an Ewok. Definitely!

46 Sparkleplenty 03.25.09 at 10:14 pm

Yup! That’s an affenpinscher; I have one too. They have an underbite and a face and eyes that looks human and sort of like the Grinch!

47 nads 03.25.09 at 10:14 pm

Stheriosthly. What’s with the teef?

48 Theresa 03.25.09 at 10:18 pm

” . . . Coatee nub yub chah!”

“You told it WRONG!”

49 AuntieMame 03.25.09 at 10:40 pm

I got the part about the peachy keen tomatoes, but you lost me on the rest, Rebel Pilot. (And I though I was fluent enough in LOLcat that Ewokese should be easy.)

50 Katrina 03.25.09 at 11:16 pm

I don’t know, cute dog and all, but I never saw Ewoks as cute. What can I say? But it is a cute goggie, yes goggie. Not quite a dog, now really, is it?

51 chanpon 03.26.09 at 1:25 am

Greetings from Endor?

52 Hélène 03.26.09 at 1:28 am

OMG, that last pic just killed me!

53 superboymom 03.26.09 at 1:35 am

Great . . . Earworm Replacement Alert! Now the “NomNom” song has been replaced with that Ewok song that ends the 6th movie. (Which is impossible to sing because it is all sung in Ewok-a-nese . . . or some such!) *sigh*

54 diana 03.26.09 at 2:02 am

what a cutie little dog! And Anna, your Taff is ASNORABLES!! geh

55 Hon Glad 03.26.09 at 6:28 am

@Berthaservant. I’m a sarf Londoner, So I say watcha to Bertha.

56 SallyMutant 03.26.09 at 7:45 am

oooooooooooooooooo–scruffy hair and underbite so like my little Mo, a ShihTzu. And his coloring is the same. And his “play with me Me MEE!” hands in the air. But much larger, healthier-looking teef. ‘Tzu teef are nubby stubbules and don’t look so white even when they are healthy. Mo the Muffin Man salutes you!

57 SallyMutant 03.26.09 at 8:03 am

Oh, Alana, sorry I called your she a he. It’s her weirdbeard–looks so like a Muffin Man weirdbeard.

58 eternalcanadian 03.26.09 at 10:23 am

omg, that is too fricking funny! yes, the dog looks like an ewok. kinda angry-looking too! hehe.

59 Patito Gigante 03.26.09 at 12:06 pm

Feh. Song doesn’t even rhyme.

Ewok Adventure TV movie.. it has ferrets.. and CHIIIIIIIILDRENNNNN! Mwah ha hah ha ha!!!

60 kodalai 03.26.09 at 1:59 pm

In that last photo – doggie or seal?

61 Patito Gigante 03.26.09 at 2:14 pm
62 jenndizzle 03.26.09 at 3:38 pm

Holy bejesus you stole my dog!!! seriously. . . looks exactly like him. O.o

63 Jennie Mello 03.27.09 at 12:11 am

I guess pictures of Hans Solo getting a tummy rub would be on another web site, not this one???

64 ThreeCatNight 03.27.09 at 3:40 pm

Now here’s my fierce face.
Now here’s my angry face.
Now here’s my alert face.
Now here’s my sweet face.
Hey, I’m pooped from all of this! May the force be with you!

65 Paunchie 03.27.09 at 5:58 pm

eee chop glowah!

66 Too Late 03.30.09 at 2:39 pm

That IS a ferret! OMG! Now I REALLY need to buy the whole series!!!

67 Corra Hunter 04.02.09 at 4:10 am

oh my gosh our dogs look so much alike!!!!!LOL! and i thought he was the only one.but we are not so sure on how to post pictuers e-mail hunterc420@hotmail.com to compare dogs.and ours is named Wookie from Stars Wars

68 Raydiofree 04.19.09 at 3:29 pm

Is that a pekapoo? I think that’s a pekapoo . That looks like an angry pekapoo. (I should know, I have one.)

69 lifeisruff5400 04.20.09 at 2:49 pm

omg haha this is sooooooo cute and u r right, Tomaxle AND U SUCK ESTLIN
he is so cute, but he doesn’t look as much like an Ewok….
{laughs VERY EVILLY}

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