D’oh, imagine-a if that-a pooped in-a the bread-a?!

Did anyone else hear about the Pythons that got loose form Gulf Coast pet stores during the two big storms (you know, Rita and the OTHER big one?) and now the Pythons are reproducing at an alarming rate? And with all of those nice orange-teeth nutria to eat!
Dear God,Of whom I’m inordinately fond) I’m not going more South then Washington DC until they get this under control. I need to be talked down!

Hm that’s a tough one, cat or life partner?? Hmmm

Perhaps you should get a python instead!

(ducks shoes being thrown)

‘Fraid not, Paunchie We are honored with Killer Corgi, who, if unleashed could wreak havoc (dog of war and all), but we are catless. My husband and one son are a-llergic. It was a choice 23 years ago, Killer’s Daddy or cats. I thought about it and chose. I really miss cats, but ya know, I would have missed him more. Although I wouldn’t have this problem right now.
OOO, guess what Mr Exterminator found outside in our shed? Uh-huh, rats. Oh joy unbounding. Passover better come quick this year, I refuse morain!

Katrina, don’t you have a kitteh?

Yes, Aoife, it was the “fennel seeds”.

Mmm, now I know why yesterday’s sammich tasted so funky…

Barb Wright- no, my apologies if the comment sounded like that. My housie has mousies. Many, many mousies. I saw four of them I am sure they are “mouse, field.”

I tried capturing them, but the problem is um, too, umm, big for that.

You’re hiring an exterminator to kill a HAMSTER? Obviously this is someone’s pet that escaped!! That’s no mouse! Oh, the humanity…EEEEESSSHHHHHH!

Mouse or hamster? It looks like a hammie to me! Please, somebody, clear this mystery up for me?!!