This kitteh’s all up in yo’ grill

Here’s how to say "STEP OFF, MoFos" in Kitteh:

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53 comments … read them below or add one

  1. chanpon says:

    No leetle kitty – I want to eet youuuuuu!!! *tries to stuff little morsel in mouf*

  2. Julia (the one in BC) says:

    That is almost painful, cute-quotient-wise.

  3. trin says:

    OMG! he’s wonderful… and looks like my friend’s cat probably did about 18 yrs ago.

  4. Jill-e-b says:

    Hey … all I can get is a “this video is no longer available” notice. No fair! I want kitten footage!

  5. Aw crap, does this mean it’s ON?

  6. Anna says:

    Look at his little eyeballs. They’re all over the place.

  7. Josh N says:

    Jill, I get that some times too. It’s pretty random. Don’t know what to tell you.

  8. elaine says:

    Meg, what’s that line you always use? “Lookin’ at first and throwin’ to third?” I can’t remember exactly how it goes, but it’s always funny.

  9. totalee puppy says:

    Sweet!

  10. Nik says:

    O.M.G. How adorable. He thinks he’s such a Big Tiger! I’m skeered…

  11. AuntieMame says:

    Don’t mess wid da kitteh!

  12. Jen2 says:

    I do believe this means its ON. Dang. *waits patiently for showdown wif tuff kitten*

  13. kibblenibble says:

    No teefs at all! :o D

  14. Hélène says:

    He’s so teeny he can’t even hiss properly! ♥

  15. CuteLover says:

    Hey, where’d the video go?

  16. nismo says:

    You can’t eat me alive. You have no teeth!

  17. mia says:

    *disappears into mumbling awwwubblewubblwubblewubblewubble*
    THIS is the only version of alien i’d watch ^-^ 太可爱

  18. Juniper Jupiter says:

    Kitty gonna fook you up! :D

  19. berthaservant says:

    Teeny, tiny, kitteh,
    Delusions of grandeur,
    Or Grand Delusions?

    Either way,
    You are in
    My Heart.

    Nomming
    Away.

    – Richard Barootigan

  20. roxiefox says:

    this is sooo cute!! I also found this cute video a while ago! :D http://feedmecheesy.com/2009/03/15/unlikely-dog-love-story

  21. J. Bo says:

    I hate these techno-glitches.

    I WANT THE CUTE AND I WANT IT NOW!

  22. Kar says:

    Dewd, I believe that cat’s saying “insert bottle of warm milk here.”

    I would LOVE to bottle feed that little one.

    BTW, does that left eye look a little swollen/crusty?

  23. Barbarella says:

    I iz ded. :D

  24. Gail (the first one) says:

    Gah! A wild kitten of Borneo!!!!

    Who’s a big tough cutie?
    Yeah, you are!!

  25. Poohbear says:

    Kitteh is skeert. (This is a nuffing of love.)

  26. lucy's mommeh says:

    *spit!*
    (giggle!)

  27. lucy's mommeh says:

    *spit!*
    (giggle!)

  28. lucy's mommeh says:

    *spit!*
    (giggle!)

  29. lucy's mommeh says:

    *spit!*
    (giggle!)

  30. lucy's mommeh says:

    *spit!*
    (giggle!)

  31. smigoo says:

    哇 狂可爱!~

  32. Marianne says:

    I LOVE that baby hiss they have before they can actually speak!

  33. Jaime says:

    I love baby hissies. I used to volunteer at an adoption center and people would sometimes bring in abandoned kittens that were very young like this, and when I picked them up to cuddle them, they’d go from hiss-spit-hiss-quit-it-right-now to purr-purr-love in about five minutes. The ferocious tiger stage is so adorable, though.

  34. Theresa says:

    Bring IT!

    The IT is brought.

  35. Theresa says:

    PS If you like baby hissies, what do you think of the puffed-up sideways jumping? That is my personal favorite. I call that the “kitty hakka.”

  36. Furbabies says:

    Teeny kitty is so adorable! Cute little baby hisses show that he is the boss and it looks like he is saying “Now get outta ma face!”.

  37. Gail (the first one) says:

    @Theresa: Ah, once again you have hit upon an underrated aspect of kittenhood!!!! You are a keen observer!!!!!!

  38. Lori says:

    That’s what my Mallow did when HE was a brand-new bebeh kitteh! Oh, it was so cute!!!

    Now he is an old man but I will always remember the sheer toughness of my bebeh. Soooo scary!

  39. Hon Glad says:

    Oh you’s a fierce un.

  40. Paunchie says:

    behold the mighty hunter on da sarengheteh!

  41. shaz says:

    Did that kitty just quack?

  42. starling says:

    Watcha gonna do, gum me to death?

  43. Joe says:

    @Jill-e-b, @Josh_N: The fix is to hit F5 or reload the page. That makes YouTube videos available again.

  44. Rosie Posie says:

    “I keel u! I keel you, DAYD!” Demonstrably ferocious little schnookie. I want. ;)

  45. binky-mama says:

    Ferosh. I has it.

  46. Kwistee says:

    Rawr!

  47. Teresa says:

    GIGGLE! OOOOH! What a huge ferocious beast! The lady had to hold on tight to keep the kitty from attacking the camera. Yeah right. Just asking to be cuddled, the little cutie.

  48. Silent Meow says:

    This kitten has a silent meow that ROARS!

  49. Hawk says:

    OH NOES! IS BORKED!

    Seriously. The vid(?) isn’t showing up. I think it may be broken. Or maybe I just have a stupid compooter. >.<

  50. Hawk says:

    Whoops. Um, nevermind. >.<

  51. jackie31337 says:

    Ok, that does it. I am now officially a cat person. As soon as my lifestyle is compatible with it, I NEED a kitten!

  52. Katrina says:

    Admitting it is the first step, jackie31337……

  53. amelia says:

    I love your video .amelia age7.ps good job