"It’s the same story every time we watch a Freddy or Jason movie: You always say ‘I’m a big boy now, I can handle it,’ and by the time the picture’s over, you end up whimpering in my bed."
Looks like someone could use this handy How To Survive A Slasher Movie guide, JC.
I call matchingks!
Doh! I just read the post again and realized that it’s Dad who didn’t take the slasher movie too well. Hee!
It’s all right Dad, I won’t let them get you.
I wish I could sleep comfortably in the positions pets get themselves into.
The real horror is that to the little doggeh, slasher movies will remind him of the smell of his dad’s bum.
That is the smoothest, prettiest blue fur I have ever seen. And the neck wrinkles on the puppy made my heart hurt.
Cute Pitties! That wonky picture is making me dizzy though!
Is it just me or do cats and dogs sleep in the silliest positions?
Notice the dad’s eyes are open. It’s like he’s thinking “I think he’s asleep, but you know the second I try to go back to my own bed, he’s going to start crying again. If I lay here much longer, my back is going to spasm and I’ll be stuck here all night”
Perhaps Dad needs a can of “Monster Away”!!
LOL @ Berthaservant
I love that for many puppehs, being near is not enough, they need to have physical contact with you. When I’ve had enough of my puppeh being glued next to or on top of me, it seems like I’m punishing him if I direct him to an empty chair.
I want.
i can feel it. when i first saw ‘jaws’, i developed such a neurosis about a ‘hall shark’ lurking in my house that i was afraid to get up and cross the hall into the bathroom!
this is hilarious…
the ‘how to survive…’ thing is great, wish i’d read it before i saw jaws or read ‘the shining’ (which also scared me to death, got afraid of hedge animals and was afraid to turn off the lights…)
@berthaservant – who are you kidding? All dogs love the smell of bum (apparently)!
Come to think of it, so do my cats.
I love them! Are we sure they’re dad-and-pup, and not mom-and-pup?
Yay! Pit Bulls! More please.
I have a book called “How to Survive a Horror Movie” which I just love. It’s awesome.
Oh, and I don’t know about Freddy, but Jason’s never used a chainsaw.
“If you do manage to escape [a haunted house], don’t look back. [...] Never, ever go back.
Unless its for the dog.”
-”How to Survive a Horror Movie” pg. 75.
That’s adorable, reminds me of Vinnie, my childhood Brittany that wanted to keep his puppy bed after he outgrew it. A few times we’d hear him yelp and find that he’d tried to cram himself into it and it had tipped over and dumped him on the floor.
wannadance, I had wolves under my bed (seriously, I did!) so whenever I got up at night to go to the bathroom, I had to jump from the end of my bed into the hall, because the wolves wouldn’t got onto the carpet. For reals, people!
AuntieMame, WHY did you have wolves under the bed? Were they trying to raise you?
No! They wanted to EAT me! (I don’t know why I had such a wolf phobia back then. I love wolves and I think they’re beautiful. And I hate it that they’re so frequently portrayed as agents of evil in books and films. But I was kinda scared of dogs, too, when I was small.)
Mmmmm, velvety doggies. nom nom…
AuntieMame- Killer’s little big brother just took the carpeting our of his room, great, now the wolves will dispatch the field mice! Thanks!
That is the prettiest color I think I’ve ever seen! And there’s a mini-pup as well!!!
Rebecca– look at how puppies (and kittens) sleep. They sleep in an adorable snuggly pile. When they sleep on you, they are doing what comes naturally!
lol these are my friend’s dogs, xombie and tokyo. They’re are not related either! Hehe
this pictures makes me so happy…i love that they’re not even related and they still wanna share the love- or maybe someone is jealous of the little one and trying to get some attention, too?
there really isn’t anything much cuter than a pit bull puppy…
so cool there is a pit bull on cuteoverload. hopefully people will realize these are awesome sweet animals.
Hooray for more pit bulls featured on Cute Overload! Hopefully posts like this will make people realize all the sweetness (and ear floppage! and jowls!) that awaits them if they adopt a bully. But anyway, doesn’t the daddy pit look like a boxhab-needing kittie trying to cram his handsome blue self into a wee space? Just a thought.
Xombie is Tokyo’s father.
Xombie is Tokyo’s father.