“BLEEEECH!!!”

by Meg on March 3, 2009

"This tuna tartare is…OUTRAGEOUS!"

Garfi-I Said "NO!!!", by E.L.A.

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1 DKN 03.03.09 at 9:18 pm

Whut is going on here??!

2 lurkertype 03.03.09 at 9:18 pm

WHOA!

Winston has competition!

3 hyura 03.03.09 at 9:20 pm

why is it that attitudinal kitties are SO cute?

4 AuntieMame 03.03.09 at 9:24 pm

Wow! He’s so…orinj!

5 binky-mama 03.03.09 at 9:33 pm

He’s got the whole fish-hook-in-the-lip thing DOWN.

6 Theo 03.03.09 at 9:33 pm

TALK TO THE MAW

7 shan 03.03.09 at 9:39 pm

It’s Garfield in the flesh/fur, whatev.

8 Mandy 03.03.09 at 9:46 pm

I feel your pain, marmie-kitty. That’s how I feel about oxygen wasters I have to work with.

9 catloveschanel 03.03.09 at 9:50 pm

[Sung to Glamourous by Fergie]

C-R-A-B-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
C-R-A-B-O-R-O-U-S

Meow Meow Flouncy Flouncy

We flyin’ first class up in the sky
Flyin’ first class, livin’ my life
Whoever made this tuna I spit in his eye,
It’s not glamorous, ooh,
and it makes me crab-our-ous
Wanna speak to the Manage-ress.

Yow, Yow, YOW, yow, yow.

10 starling 03.03.09 at 9:58 pm

EEEK, he’s POYSEN!!!

Which reminds me, where’s my own orange kitteh gone? *looks around* He was there a minute ago. Cats are weird, they move so quietly that you often feel you’re in the Dr Who episode “Blink”. Look it up.

11 Estlin 03.03.09 at 9:59 pm

This feline is the poster child for cat disapproval.

12 doxnsox 03.03.09 at 10:08 pm

Those eyes…I’ma skeered!!

13 Manda Bain 03.03.09 at 10:10 pm

Dayum! That’s some angry orange-ness…the eyes too?!

14 Samantha 03.03.09 at 10:15 pm

It’s kitty Sid Vicious.

15 alexa 03.03.09 at 10:25 pm

he reminds of that hunger monster in the TV ad.
ya know the little furry orange monster. ‘don’t let hunger get you’

16 claudia 03.03.09 at 10:27 pm

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just about fell of my chair laughing, I love this picture, awesome! Just awesome!

17 Poohbear 03.03.09 at 10:28 pm

This smooshface is incre-i-ble. Lookit what he can do with his tongue ! Eet’s heart shaped ! (Although with a face like that, one wonders…)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lov-ela/2041113757/in/photostream/

18 scooterpants 03.03.09 at 10:28 pm

this is a beautiful kitteh.
i would like to see him/her without the vicious sneer.
any linkies?

19 DanBenZvi 03.03.09 at 10:52 pm

Our deepest apologies, Monsieur Kitteh. The chef shall be sacked at once.

20 Beth 03.03.09 at 10:58 pm

Wow, who peanut butter on your tounge.

21 Dexter Fishmore 03.03.09 at 11:14 pm

It’s the kitty Al Swearengen.

22 Decca 03.03.09 at 11:19 pm

I’m afraid its head will swivel around.

23 kat 03.03.09 at 11:20 pm

kitteh looks so fluffy! want to pet!

24 Francesca 03.03.09 at 11:24 pm

That cat is so beautiful! Is orange color that vibrant typical for persians? I have never seen one so richly colored! Even with a cranky face, that cat is just gorgeous. I have always wanted a ginger cat.

25 ellie 03.03.09 at 11:25 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(this is all I have to say)

26 superboymom 03.03.09 at 11:46 pm

Is it just me or does that kitteh look like he’s singing, “Aint nothin’ but a hound dog, CRYING all the time!”

27 Michelle S. 03.03.09 at 11:46 pm

Such a gorgeous kitteh. Why do the floofiest-looking ones always look like they could inflict the most damage?

28 berthaservant 03.03.09 at 11:56 pm

lol dexter.

boy, those redheads are tempermental….

29 momof2kittiesandapuppeh 03.04.09 at 12:02 am

I call Billy Idol!!

“With a rebel meow!!”

[Yeah, I can see that. Needs more peroxide, tho... - Ed.]

30 tamachan99 03.04.09 at 12:05 am

“It’s Nermal! Get her outta’ here!”

31 Failboat 9000 03.04.09 at 12:20 am

Teh intensity of his Grr made his fur colur turn inta fyar!

trans.:(Fire kitty will set you on fire with the force of his disapproval… then mebbe make your head asplode. Just outta spite.)

Run away!!!
/O.O/

32 catloveschanel 03.04.09 at 12:22 am

This is how I felt after watching The Bachelor last night.

33 Nik 03.04.09 at 12:27 am

Just what, exactly, is going on here with this kitty? I wonder what Kitty Outrage caused that facial expression?!?

34 jen 03.04.09 at 12:31 am

omg i just laughed my butt off! i really needed that, thanks! hilariass!

[I saw what you did there... *snicker* - Ed.]

35 Quincy 03.04.09 at 12:37 am

This is ABSOLUTELY fantastic! The face reminds me of when we got our second cat, the first cat was NOT pleased.

36 nismo 03.04.09 at 12:52 am

Wow, this cat is as orange as a piece of Cheetos.

37 Theresa 03.04.09 at 12:57 am

This is right out of Calvin and Hobbes. It’s Calvin eating his dinner.

38 snoopysnake 03.04.09 at 1:36 am

Winston is very disapproving of being dyed orange with matching DuraSoft Kittycolours contacts applied.

39 Mandy 03.04.09 at 1:45 am

Garfi is quite photogenic. Seems like an awesome fellow!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lov-ela/sets/72157602100736125/

40 Megan 03.04.09 at 1:55 am

That has got to be the most fluff-tastic cat I’ve ever seen

41 Stephanie C. 03.04.09 at 2:41 am

“And I would have got away with it too, were it not for those meddling kids!”

42 Theresa 03.04.09 at 3:19 am

My mother saw this pic, and said “You used to make faces like that.”

43 skrpune 03.04.09 at 3:27 am

@starling – oooooh, I loved the “blink” episode! I’m not a Dr Who fan, but caught that one and it scared the bejebus out of me. If your cat is ANYTHING like those statues, you be in trouble!

44 edmundh 03.04.09 at 3:32 am

OMG! It’s Bill the Cat!

45 Boomer's Babysitter 03.04.09 at 3:47 am

What has he/she got in its mouth?!

46 Boomer's Babysitter 03.04.09 at 3:47 am

What has he/she got in its mouth?!

47 Boomer's Babysitter 03.04.09 at 3:47 am

What has he/she got in its mouth?!

48 Boomer's Babysitter 03.04.09 at 3:47 am

What has he/she got in its mouth?!

49 Boomer's Babysitter 03.04.09 at 3:47 am

What has he/she got in its mouth?!

50 Boomer's Babysitter 03.04.09 at 3:47 am

What has he/she got in its mouth?!

51 ShortWoman 03.04.09 at 3:47 am

OMG I had no idea Gordon Ramsey had a cat!

52 Theresa 03.04.09 at 4:02 am

PS You’ve GOT to see Garfi’s other faces!!! Like this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lov-ela/2041113757/in/photostream/

53 JB 03.04.09 at 4:03 am

@ edmundh lol — YES! Bill the Cat

Looks like kitty’s dealing with some gooey food.

54 JB 03.04.09 at 4:14 am

Thanks for the link Theresa. Garfi truly is the cat with a thousand faces. Good looking cat, too — great dental hygiene. :)

55 Risha 03.04.09 at 4:25 am

Having now viewed the entire photostream, I’m sure of two things: Garfi is gorgeous, and very, very scary.

56 Meoowmom =^..^= 03.04.09 at 5:15 am

1) I just knew Garfield was for reals!

2) I would not wanna get
him mad.

3) Anyone else notice
the Elvis snarl going on?

I wanna pet the kitty…..

57 subhangi 03.04.09 at 5:23 am

WOW!!! What a vibrant orange colour!

LOL @ the Flickr set – such a grumpuss! Hee!

58 John E 03.04.09 at 6:52 am

Ah, so that’s what the Predators look like under the mask

59 Hon Glad 03.04.09 at 6:57 am

What kinda cockamamie half assed mess do you call this!

60 starling 03.04.09 at 9:25 am

“It’s Calvin eating his dinner.”

After it started singing “Feeheeeeelings, woowoowooh” at him.

61 eternalcanadian 03.04.09 at 9:44 am

lol, dang, that’s one scary kitty!

62 meggy 03.04.09 at 12:26 pm

looks like a smashed pumpkin

63 mervtheflamingo 03.04.09 at 1:01 pm

meggy,

I think he has uh, too much fur for that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDnomq8Wf2Qb

:)

64 firepikachu 03.04.09 at 1:24 pm

Someone pleez tell me what breed of kitteh this is!

65 bunnystew 03.04.09 at 1:46 pm

Sweet fancy moses…he has the toe floof to end all toe floof!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lov-ela/2188727673/in/set-72157602100736125/

66 blair 03.04.09 at 1:55 pm

i’m kinda fail seeing the cute in this one

67 chanpon 03.04.09 at 2:01 pm

@bunnystew: That’s not toe floof, that’s a toe rug.

68 Nik 03.04.09 at 2:22 pm

@Theresa and Edmundh: Calvin and Hobbes and Bill the Cat — exactly! Hilarious.

69 Katrina 03.04.09 at 2:49 pm

Words cannot describe this kitteh accurately-wow, orange and floofy and attutudinal and no, no, one mustn’t pet the kitteh without thiiiiick gloves! I want it, please.

BTW- the “e-mail to a friend” isn’t working” could someone fix it? I have two friends with whom I’d like to share Sir Grumpalot. Thanks!

70 Hillbillygeek 03.04.09 at 2:51 pm

Garfield reacts to Obama’s stimulus package.

71 Kristabelle 03.04.09 at 3:07 pm

Well, you wouldn’t have to worry about kitty plotting to kill you while you’re asleep. I’m pretty sure this kitty would inflict his damage in broad daylight…with an audience!!!
YIPE!

(and totally Bill the Cat!!)

72 RevWaldo 03.04.09 at 4:37 pm

I *AM* smiling, damn it!

(Runner up comments -

- He had yellow eyes. Yellow eyes! So help me, yellow eyes..

- STFU NOOB!)

73 Theo 03.04.09 at 4:50 pm

Katrina — “email to a friend” works fine, as long as you have your default email client designated in your operating system. I’m using Windows, for example, and my main email is Yahoo (though I also use a couple of others).

74 Tisha_ 03.04.09 at 4:56 pm

Wow! Rob better watch out with his BRB, because Garfi might take over the world and leave Winston in his dust. lol

75 Theresa 03.04.09 at 5:13 pm

“Touch not the cat.”

76 tugs r us 03.04.09 at 5:15 pm

Yeooow
I would hate to be the one such a evil stare was directed at. Gads
thoes eyes
shiver me timbers

77 Annie 03.04.09 at 5:40 pm

RevWaldo—”a nice, piquant aftertaste….” LOVE the Ralphie reference!!!

78 lolfox 03.04.09 at 5:42 pm

Dick Cheney cat!!!!!

79 superboymom 03.04.09 at 5:45 pm

@RevWaldo “- He had yellow eyes. Yellow eyes! So help me, yellow eyes..”

Heeheeheehee!

80 Cambridge Rat Mom 03.04.09 at 5:52 pm

Do you have any idea just how difficult it is to get a shot like this? And when you get it, it’s a prize winner. It’s kinda like trying to catch a rat yawning. (Okay, so maybe there aren’t that many of you out there trying that, but the net effect is the same!)Awesome photos. That’s the color I always wished my hair was…

81 Theresa 03.04.09 at 6:18 pm

@Lolfox, no, he’s SEEING Dick Cheney. ;)

82 Kar 03.04.09 at 6:18 pm

For some reason I’m thinking Yosemite Sam

http://www.cartoonstore.net/cartoons_big/5090.jpg

Either way E.L.A., just apologize and go rustle up some toro sashimi as an apology.

83 Theresa 03.04.09 at 8:40 pm

“Great horny toads!”

84 nads 03.04.09 at 9:16 pm

Um..not to complain or anything but, even though Mr.Orangey is cute and all, today is my birthday and I was was hoping to have new cute action by now. It’s 4:14 already here in Montreal- will you make my birthday wish come true, Meg, and have a fab pug photo up soon? Here’s hopin’. :)

85 Mike 03.04.09 at 9:48 pm

All right, already! This cat is NOT cute, and I’ve waited all day to get something cute posted! Now get after it!

86 Theresa 03.04.09 at 10:05 pm

^^^ That up there- that is not that Mike, not the other Mike, but not that Mike, the other OTHER Mike.

87 Selphie le Boffin 03.04.09 at 10:50 pm

Possibly the least cute thing ever posted on CO.

88 Theo 03.04.09 at 11:06 pm

[snicker]

89 Marie 03.04.09 at 11:14 pm

About this fur – Brushed incessantly or teased?

Wondering.

(friggin adorable btw)

90 amanda 03.04.09 at 11:55 pm

OMG…this is going to give me nightmares!!!

Where is a sweet widdle puppeh??

91 Noelegy 03.05.09 at 12:10 am

Yup. I’ve had days like that.

92 Brenda 03.05.09 at 1:02 am

This look is cute in kittehs, not so cute in human kids.

93 Frankie 03.05.09 at 2:42 am

I’d like to put a juicy,
orange gel candy in oranj
cat’s mouf. He may like it, and I can call matchingks.

94 Sylvia 03.05.09 at 3:50 am

Best Rush Limbaugh impersonation ever!

95 Risha, owner of a spoiled red Persian kitty 03.05.09 at 6:28 am

To the various people asking various questions:

Garfi is a red Persian (they’re too hoity-toity to be merely “orange”). He _is_ exceptionally orange though! All purebred reds are have that exact shade of amber eyes. And he is well brushed, not teased. Almost certainly daily. Persians mat very, very quickly, and it would be extremely obvious if he were ungroomed.

96 Marie 03.05.09 at 6:47 am

Hee-hee! Thanks.

He’s incredibly beautiful. Hope to see more of his royal spoiledness around these parts.

97 Katrina 03.05.09 at 2:23 pm

Theo- maybe it is my machine, but it still doesn’t have the name of the picture or the URL. Just sayin’. Have a great day. I sent it the old fashioned way, b-t-w. K.

[Aha -- that's more detail I didn't already have. And I've only ever used the "old fashioned way" myself. But you are correct, something's missing. I'll see what's up; one way or another we'll get this fixed. - Ed.]

Garfi-you are beautiful! (But I’m pretty sure you know that already).

98 Gail White 03.05.09 at 3:20 pm

Awright, who put the peanut butter in the tuna?

99 Katrina 03.05.09 at 4:34 pm

…and as a present to you for fixing that, you can have a picture of a really cute baby panther! Thank you! You are a peach! (But I’m pretty sure you already know that).
SWA-K.

100 Theo 03.05.09 at 5:35 pm

It might take a while, Katrina…

101 Kristen 03.05.09 at 8:28 pm

Poor Garfi is sooo grumpy that it’s cute and that makes him even more grumpy.

102 Dan in Tempe 03.05.09 at 10:13 pm

Garfi is the coolest! There are a bunch of great pix of him on Flickr.

103 Samantha 03.06.09 at 4:15 pm

He looks like Orson Wells. :)

104 Samantha 03.06.09 at 4:20 pm

Ha, Ha! I said Orson Wells earlier, but then I read the comment that said he looks like Dick Cheney, and I agree with that one too!

105 Noelegy 03.07.09 at 6:18 pm

Oh my, I just viewed Garfi’s Flickr gallery. What a handsome and charismatic fellow he is, and those are some incredible photos as well! I especially liked the ones of him interacting with the tabby kitten.

106 Kathy 03.11.09 at 2:19 pm

The more I look at this picture, the funnier it gets!

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