"This tuna tartare is…OUTRAGEOUS!"

Garfi-I Said "NO!!!", by E.L.A.



  1. Whut is going on here??!

  2. WHOA!

    Winston has competition!

  3. why is it that attitudinal kitties are SO cute?

  4. AuntieMame says:

    Wow! He’s so…orinj!

  5. binky-mama says:

    He’s got the whole fish-hook-in-the-lip thing DOWN.


  7. It’s Garfield in the flesh/fur, whatev.

  8. I feel your pain, marmie-kitty. That’s how I feel about oxygen wasters I have to work with.

  9. catloveschanel says:

    [Sung to Glamourous by Fergie]

    C-R-A-B-O-R-O-U-S, yeah

    Meow Meow Flouncy Flouncy

    We flyin’ first class up in the sky
    Flyin’ first class, livin’ my life
    Whoever made this tuna I spit in his eye,
    It’s not glamorous, ooh,
    and it makes me crab-our-ous
    Wanna speak to the Manage-ress.

    Yow, Yow, YOW, yow, yow.

  10. starling says:

    EEEK, he’s POYSEN!!!

    Which reminds me, where’s my own orange kitteh gone? *looks around* He was there a minute ago. Cats are weird, they move so quietly that you often feel you’re in the Dr Who episode “Blink”. Look it up.

  11. This feline is the poster child for cat disapproval.

  12. Those eyes…I’ma skeered!!

  13. Manda Bain says:

    Dayum! That’s some angry orange-ness…the eyes too?!

  14. Samantha says:

    It’s kitty Sid Vicious.

  15. he reminds of that hunger monster in the TV ad.
    ya know the little furry orange monster. ‘don’t let hunger get you’

  16. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I just about fell of my chair laughing, I love this picture, awesome! Just awesome!

  17. Poohbear says:

    This smooshface is incre-i-ble. Lookit what he can do with his tongue ! Eet’s heart shaped ! (Although with a face like that, one wonders…)


  18. scooterpants says:

    this is a beautiful kitteh.
    i would like to see him/her without the vicious sneer.
    any linkies?

  19. DanBenZvi says:

    Our deepest apologies, Monsieur Kitteh. The chef shall be sacked at once.

  20. Wow, who peanut butter on your tounge.

  21. Dexter Fishmore says:

    It’s the kitty Al Swearengen.

  22. I’m afraid its head will swivel around.

  23. kitteh looks so fluffy! want to pet!

  24. Francesca says:

    That cat is so beautiful! Is orange color that vibrant typical for persians? I have never seen one so richly colored! Even with a cranky face, that cat is just gorgeous. I have always wanted a ginger cat.


    (this is all I have to say)

  26. superboymom says:

    Is it just me or does that kitteh look like he’s singing, “Aint nothin’ but a hound dog, CRYING all the time!”

  27. Michelle S. says:

    Such a gorgeous kitteh. Why do the floofiest-looking ones always look like they could inflict the most damage?

  28. berthaservant says:

    lol dexter.

    boy, those redheads are tempermental….

  29. momof2kittiesandapuppeh says:

    I call Billy Idol!!

    “With a rebel meow!!”

    [Yeah, I can see that. Needs more peroxide, tho… – Ed.]

  30. tamachan99 says:

    “It’s Nermal! Get her outta’ here!”

  31. Failboat 9000 says:

    Teh intensity of his Grr made his fur colur turn inta fyar!

    trans.:(Fire kitty will set you on fire with the force of his disapproval… then mebbe make your head asplode. Just outta spite.)

    Run away!!!

  32. catloveschanel says:

    This is how I felt after watching The Bachelor last night.

  33. Just what, exactly, is going on here with this kitty? I wonder what Kitty Outrage caused that facial expression?!?

  34. omg i just laughed my butt off! i really needed that, thanks! hilariass!

    [I saw what you did there… *snicker* – Ed.]

  35. This is ABSOLUTELY fantastic! The face reminds me of when we got our second cat, the first cat was NOT pleased.

  36. Wow, this cat is as orange as a piece of Cheetos.

  37. This is right out of Calvin and Hobbes. It’s Calvin eating his dinner.

  38. snoopysnake says:

    Winston is very disapproving of being dyed orange with matching DuraSoft Kittycolours contacts applied.

  39. Garfi is quite photogenic. Seems like an awesome fellow!


  40. That has got to be the most fluff-tastic cat I’ve ever seen

  41. Stephanie C. says:

    “And I would have got away with it too, were it not for those meddling kids!”

  42. Theresa says:

    My mother saw this pic, and said “You used to make faces like that.”

  43. skrpune says:

    @starling – oooooh, I loved the “blink” episode! I’m not a Dr Who fan, but caught that one and it scared the bejebus out of me. If your cat is ANYTHING like those statues, you be in trouble!

  44. edmundh says:

    OMG! It’s Bill the Cat!

  45. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    What has he/she got in its mouth?!

  46. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    What has he/she got in its mouth?!

  47. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    What has he/she got in its mouth?!

  48. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    What has he/she got in its mouth?!

  49. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    What has he/she got in its mouth?!

  50. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    What has he/she got in its mouth?!

  51. OMG I had no idea Gordon Ramsey had a cat!

  52. Theresa says:

    PS You’ve GOT to see Garfi’s other faces!!! Like this:

  53. @ edmundh lol — YES! Bill the Cat

    Looks like kitty’s dealing with some gooey food.

  54. Thanks for the link Theresa. Garfi truly is the cat with a thousand faces. Good looking cat, too — great dental hygiene. 🙂

  55. Having now viewed the entire photostream, I’m sure of two things: Garfi is gorgeous, and very, very scary.

  56. Meoowmom =^..^= says:

    1) I just knew Garfield was for reals!

    2) I would not wanna get
    him mad.

    3) Anyone else notice
    the Elvis snarl going on?

    I wanna pet the kitty…..

  57. subhangi says:

    WOW!!! What a vibrant orange colour!

    LOL @ the Flickr set – such a grumpuss! Hee!

  58. Ah, so that’s what the Predators look like under the mask

  59. Hon Glad says:

    What kinda cockamamie half assed mess do you call this!

  60. starling says:

    “It’s Calvin eating his dinner.”

    After it started singing “Feeheeeeelings, woowoowooh” at him.

  61. eternalcanadian says:

    lol, dang, that’s one scary kitty!

  62. looks like a smashed pumpkin

  63. mervtheflamingo says:


    I think he has uh, too much fur for that.


  64. Someone pleez tell me what breed of kitteh this is!

  65. bunnystew says:

    Sweet fancy moses…he has the toe floof to end all toe floof!


  66. i’m kinda fail seeing the cute in this one

  67. chanpon says:

    @bunnystew: That’s not toe floof, that’s a toe rug.

  68. @Theresa and Edmundh: Calvin and Hobbes and Bill the Cat — exactly! Hilarious.

  69. Katrina says:

    Words cannot describe this kitteh accurately-wow, orange and floofy and attutudinal and no, no, one mustn’t pet the kitteh without thiiiiick gloves! I want it, please.

    BTW- the “e-mail to a friend” isn’t working” could someone fix it? I have two friends with whom I’d like to share Sir Grumpalot. Thanks!

  70. Garfield reacts to Obama’s stimulus package.

  71. Kristabelle says:

    Well, you wouldn’t have to worry about kitty plotting to kill you while you’re asleep. I’m pretty sure this kitty would inflict his damage in broad daylight…with an audience!!!

    (and totally Bill the Cat!!)

  72. RevWaldo says:

    I *AM* smiling, damn it!

    (Runner up comments –

    – He had yellow eyes. Yellow eyes! So help me, yellow eyes..

    – STFU NOOB!)

  73. Katrina — “email to a friend” works fine, as long as you have your default email client designated in your operating system. I’m using Windows, for example, and my main email is Yahoo (though I also use a couple of others).

  74. Wow! Rob better watch out with his BRB, because Garfi might take over the world and leave Winston in his dust. lol

  75. Theresa says:

    “Touch not the cat.”

  76. tugs r us says:

    I would hate to be the one such a evil stare was directed at. Gads
    thoes eyes
    shiver me timbers

  77. RevWaldo—“a nice, piquant aftertaste….” LOVE the Ralphie reference!!!

  78. Dick Cheney cat!!!!!

  79. superboymom says:

    @RevWaldo “- He had yellow eyes. Yellow eyes! So help me, yellow eyes..”


  80. Cambridge Rat Mom says:

    Do you have any idea just how difficult it is to get a shot like this? And when you get it, it’s a prize winner. It’s kinda like trying to catch a rat yawning. (Okay, so maybe there aren’t that many of you out there trying that, but the net effect is the same!)Awesome photos. That’s the color I always wished my hair was…

  81. Theresa says:

    @Lolfox, no, he’s SEEING Dick Cheney. 😉

  82. For some reason I’m thinking Yosemite Sam


    Either way E.L.A., just apologize and go rustle up some toro sashimi as an apology.

  83. Theresa says:

    “Great horny toads!”

  84. Um..not to complain or anything but, even though Mr.Orangey is cute and all, today is my birthday and I was was hoping to have new cute action by now. It’s 4:14 already here in Montreal- will you make my birthday wish come true, Meg, and have a fab pug photo up soon? Here’s hopin’. 🙂

  85. All right, already! This cat is NOT cute, and I’ve waited all day to get something cute posted! Now get after it!

  86. ^^^ That up there- that is not that Mike, not the other Mike, but not that Mike, the other OTHER Mike.

  87. Selphie le Boffin says:

    Possibly the least cute thing ever posted on CO.

  88. [snicker]

  89. About this fur – Brushed incessantly or teased?


    (friggin adorable btw)

  90. OMG…this is going to give me nightmares!!!

    Where is a sweet widdle puppeh??

  91. Yup. I’ve had days like that.

  92. This look is cute in kittehs, not so cute in human kids.

  93. I’d like to put a juicy,
    orange gel candy in oranj
    cat’s mouf. He may like it, and I can call matchingks.

  94. Best Rush Limbaugh impersonation ever!

  95. Risha, owner of a spoiled red Persian kitty says:

    To the various people asking various questions:

    Garfi is a red Persian (they’re too hoity-toity to be merely “orange”). He _is_ exceptionally orange though! All purebred reds are have that exact shade of amber eyes. And he is well brushed, not teased. Almost certainly daily. Persians mat very, very quickly, and it would be extremely obvious if he were ungroomed.

  96. Hee-hee! Thanks.

    He’s incredibly beautiful. Hope to see more of his royal spoiledness around these parts.

  97. Katrina says:

    Theo- maybe it is my machine, but it still doesn’t have the name of the picture or the URL. Just sayin’. Have a great day. I sent it the old fashioned way, b-t-w. K.

    [Aha — that’s more detail I didn’t already have. And I’ve only ever used the “old fashioned way” myself. But you are correct, something’s missing. I’ll see what’s up; one way or another we’ll get this fixed. – Ed.]

    Garfi-you are beautiful! (But I’m pretty sure you know that already).

  98. Awright, who put the peanut butter in the tuna?

  99. Katrina says:

    …and as a present to you for fixing that, you can have a picture of a really cute baby panther! Thank you! You are a peach! (But I’m pretty sure you already know that).

  100. It might take a while, Katrina…

  101. Kristen says:

    Poor Garfi is sooo grumpy that it’s cute and that makes him even more grumpy.

  102. Dan in Tempe says:

    Garfi is the coolest! There are a bunch of great pix of him on Flickr.

  103. Samantha says:

    He looks like Orson Wells. 🙂

  104. Samantha says:

    Ha, Ha! I said Orson Wells earlier, but then I read the comment that said he looks like Dick Cheney, and I agree with that one too!

  105. Noelegy says:

    Oh my, I just viewed Garfi’s Flickr gallery. What a handsome and charismatic fellow he is, and those are some incredible photos as well! I especially liked the ones of him interacting with the tabby kitten.

  106. The more I look at this picture, the funnier it gets!