“I’m marrying him Mother. You can’t stop me.”

“Sure, he’s a little cold, but he’s BIG and he’s green and he’s MINE!”

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Just let her go, Emily D. H. [eye roll]

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55 comments … read them below or add one

  1. m says:

    too cute

  2. Theresa says:

    OMG, the Jolly Green Giant . . . HEDGEHOG!!!

  3. sas says:

    I want one of each please! Please bag them and I’ll pick them up as I exit. :D

  4. vegas vickie says:

    how cute is this…it put a smile on my face!

  5. cafegrrl says:

    sweet!

  6. Amy says:

    This reminds me of Edward. (cold, hard, adorable…)

  7. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Ceramic children, hm? Sounds like very little trouble. Cute beady eyes on the both of them!

  8. Awww. True blue love(or do I mean green?) lol

  9. He’s not a mandolin
    He’s an accordion…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRUa_E1CugU

  10. Laura says:

    LOL!!! I have that same green ceramic hedgehog. His name is Henry and I ordered him online.

  11. Laura says:

    LOL!!! I have that same green ceramic hedgehog. His name is Henry and I ordered him online.

  12. Mary (the first) says:

    from the relative posishe of the hedgies I thought the big green one was the girl .. and the little brown one was very courageous..

  13. Maus says:

    Seems to me there’s an Incredible Hulk joke in here somewhere!

  14. Camille says:

    I’m not sure this counts as “interspecies snorgling.” Technically they’re both hedgies, even if one is ceramic and the other is protoplasm. “Animal/vegetable/mineral snorgling,” maybe.

  15. Nik says:

    The green hedgie has a little blorpitude goin’ on! So cute!!

  16. MoonCatty says:

    Okay mom, I know he’s stoned all the time… but look how happy he is!

  17. berthaservant says:

    Rules 7 and 14 about proportionality seem to apply here. Perhaps “Matchingks.” Nice work.

  18. BabyOpossum says:

    Should prolly have a “Hedgehogs” tag, too. :)

  19. Juniper Jupiter says:

    STONEHEDGE!!! XD!!!!

  20. E says:

    Amy: NOOOO, not a Twilight reference! :(

    Anyway, that’s an adorable little hedgehog. Love him. :D

  21. cachorro says:

    MoonCatty–”He’s stoned all
    the time.” LOL

  22. totalee puppy says:

    He’s a big green lovin’ machine. Happiness to both of you.

  23. Frankie says:

    I know it seems right to you now, sweetheart…but…life with an overgrown brussels
    sprout…I just don’t know.

  24. chanpon says:

    He kind of looks like a Pokemon gone wrong. :/

  25. pandasocks says:

    Laura – Where did you buy it?! I must have thees heedgehoggg!

  26. Gail (the first one) says:

    The Amazing Colossal Hedgie!!!

  27. Chanpon, wrong is where Pokemon go best.

  28. BabyOpossum says:

    If they mated: Spiny Norman and the Statue of Liberty?

  29. CT says:

    Didn’t get the Twilight ref that Amy tossed out there, but when I saw “cold, hard, adorable” I was instantly reminded of “Hector” from NTMTOM’s steamy harlequin romance.

  30. Theo says:

    Much LOL, BabyOpossum.
    (And Juniper Jupiter. I think you two should collaborate.)

  31. Subhangi says:

    [starts to hum "Misguided Angel"]

  32. Hon Glad says:

    Dinsdale.

  33. MoonCatty says:

    LOL!

    It’s Spiny Norman!!!

  34. Kar says:

    The old joke about two porcupines keeps coming to mind.

    I need to scrub my mind out now.

  35. Tractatus Blorpico-Philosophicus says:

    Green blorp!

  36. Katrina says:

    A giant green artichoke with a face?

  37. fiaspice says:

    The ornament is so cute, I want one. I have a similar one but it’s 2″ high.

  38. ding says:

    He has a benevolent smile!

  39. Kittie mom says:

    lot of Hedgie posts lately… Makes me want one.

  40. Paunchie says:

    who moved that bright pink rug?!

  41. MoonCatty says:

    The pink rug didn’t move… the stoney green hedgie did.

    OMG… it’s ALIVE!!!

  42. aries1 says:

    Monty Python geeks like me -love it.

  43. Grace says:

    Hello,
    I was just wondering where you purchased that green hedgehog statue. It’s so cute! Like a hedgehog buddha. If anyone knows please reply on here, i cannot find it online.
    Thanks!

  44. edmundh says:

    “Hedgehog Buddha” – Grace, that sums it up perfectly!

  45. meggy says:

    poor Jealous McHedgersons will be extra jealous when he sees this green Hedge-Hulk!

  46. Meggy says:

    oops I mixed up Hedge Patrick McHedgersons with jealous McHedgersons sorry

  47. catlady says:

    consummation?
    mission impossible.

  48. CJ says:

    LMAO.

    “We’re gonna have ceramic children.”

    And they will be lovely, I’m sure.

  49. Joy says:

    I have the same green hedgehog statue – my mom saw it at National Airport in DC and ordered one. He graces my porch, but thanks to all the heavy snow and ice this winter, has a hole in his butt. Not quite as sturdy but a great outdoor accessory!

  50. Emily says:

    Hi Grace,
    I got the hedgie from a giftshop in a botanical gardens visitor center. couldn’t resist-I knew annabelle would like it!

  51. Grace says:

    Thanks!

  52. fiona says:

    i think they are gonna live happily ever after! cool pix!!!

  53. BostonBunny says:

    Juniper Jupiter – Now *that* one is hilarious!!!

  54. Lynette says:

    LOL, when I saw the title, I immediately thought of Arrested Development when Buster said to his Mom that he was going to marry Lucille 2.

    Great T.V. Show…

    And great pictures!!

  55. Babydon says:

    perfect heavenly match