Why not get a “Pomster”?

by Meg on February 11, 2009

YOU HAVE NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN’T GET ONE

[shifty eyes] I’m still checking if they exist. Something about the beady-eye to paw ratio scares me.

This pocket pet pomster was created by Scuzzi for a contest. No, you can’t have one.

{ 73 comments }

1 chanpon 02.11.09 at 5:22 pm

Needs tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth.

Fake or not, WANT ONE!

2 caelus 02.11.09 at 5:23 pm

……for a split second i actually thought that creature is real!!!!

3 katiedid 02.11.09 at 5:24 pm

Looks photoshopped.. I can tell by the pixels.. lol :-D

4 Pheas 02.11.09 at 5:25 pm

Not to nuff, but I think that’s ‘Shopped.

LOL@asterisked text!

5 Pheas 02.11.09 at 5:26 pm

katiedid, jinx — you owe me a Coke!

6 Alex 02.11.09 at 5:30 pm

*head ’splodes*

7 Jezebel 02.11.09 at 5:30 pm

Whatdya mean I can’t have one?! Dammit!

8 Violet 02.11.09 at 5:33 pm

OBVIOUSLY Shopped! Send me two anyway. I will take a male and a female so that they can have the babies.

9 Perdita 02.11.09 at 5:33 pm

OMG – I so want one! Pomster-perfect. Can’t we make them breed those little buggers for real? Maybe if we collect enough orders…

10 scooterpants 02.11.09 at 5:35 pm

WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO?

If I cannot have it please do not show it to me…

Lets all go in together and hire us a mad scientist to genetically whip one up for us. This is a must have.

11 Huskyteer 02.11.09 at 5:35 pm

WANT!

12 jen 02.11.09 at 5:37 pm

i need an insulin shot ovah heah. too much sugary sweetness!

13 Nancy 02.11.09 at 5:37 pm

is that a cheeto in the pawski’s?

14 nads 02.11.09 at 5:37 pm

Ugh, this is kind of creepy. Unaltered hammies for me please!

15 taj 02.11.09 at 5:54 pm

katiedid, you forgot about the lighting and the shadows. They’re a dead giveaway. ;)

16 Sue 02.11.09 at 5:59 pm

OMG! IT’D TOTALLY GET ONE!

17 Kirlia 02.11.09 at 6:01 pm

We should have a rule of cuteness about 2 cute animals being shopped’ together =double cuteness!

18 balamuthia 02.11.09 at 6:06 pm

That’s adorable! Great use of photoshop!

Aw, I love the way Julia says “A tiny bit of water” in the youtube video of her…which was linked here but seems to be gone now?

19 katiedid 02.11.09 at 6:08 pm

Kirlia- we could call it Platypus Aminals!!!!

20 gloom raider 02.11.09 at 6:15 pm

Dear Mad Scientists:

Two, please.

21 Beth 02.11.09 at 6:28 pm

Thats cute but still kind of creepy.

22 Nik 02.11.09 at 6:30 pm

Cracking up at the caution on the pic “not recommended for guarding homes” ya think?!

23 Lerrinus 02.11.09 at 6:37 pm

Methinks this should be tagged under Unusual Animals…!

24 nubu 02.11.09 at 6:42 pm

I just died and went to minipomham land.

25 BouvieGal 02.11.09 at 6:43 pm

Do they bark, or squeak? Or squark? Hmmm.

26 Annie 02.11.09 at 6:53 pm

If pups had grasping paws they would, indeed, pown the universe!

27 Theresa 02.11.09 at 6:56 pm

A “Pomster”? What about a “Hammeranian”?
Stop!
Hammeranian Time!

28 MOG 02.11.09 at 6:59 pm

Genetic tinkering!!! A new growth industry to lift our economy out of the morass. (Heh)

29 Theo 02.11.09 at 7:02 pm

OMG it’s Digby! Well, part of him. But the old link even still works!
Here’s the updated one…
http://www.cuteoverload.com/2007/03/sexy_chicken_ha.html

30 llism 02.11.09 at 7:04 pm

Darn you, Theresa! Now I’m going to have that song in my head for the rest of the day.

Can’t pooch this!
Stop–hammie time!

31 ThreeCatNight 02.11.09 at 7:09 pm

Pseudo-hybrid or not, I would love to have one to keep in my pocket, and take it out to kiss– but not too deeply or I might ingest it!

32 Gail (the first one) 02.11.09 at 7:09 pm

@Theresa: Can’t touch this!!

33 Theresa 02.11.09 at 7:26 pm
34 Kar 02.11.09 at 7:33 pm

I think George Lucas is going to use this in the next Star Wars trilogy.

Due to the economy he’s downsized Wookies to Ewoks and now Ewoks to Pomsters.

There will be a line of tie-in stuffed animals, complete with home habitrails, video games (Find the Gummy worm)and of course golf club cozies.

35 Rach 02.11.09 at 7:38 pm

I’d rather have a kitster.

36 Peg of Tilling 02.11.09 at 7:45 pm

This is almost as good as a cat-sized panda.

37 Brenda 02.11.09 at 7:51 pm

Totally photoshopped. But I’d buy one if they were real. Pop him in my purse! :)

38 MeLikeyCuuute 02.11.09 at 7:55 pm

I’d like a Hammaranian please.

39 vegas vickie 02.11.09 at 8:02 pm

lol lol lol lol lol lol rofl

40 adora 02.11.09 at 8:05 pm

It is definitely fake, the site give you the link the the original hamster photo from wiki.

I want dog size elephant, pocket size giraffe, and hamster size panda.

If only that can be true. Japanese breed dogs for cuteness, and their dogs have 5 times more genetic diseases than dogs elsewhere (who already has problems).

41 nottmi 02.11.09 at 9:16 pm

i want my very own pornstar

42 Rawb 02.11.09 at 9:18 pm

The first clue that I noticed to it being fake is that it’s a dog’s head on a hamster’s body. ;)

43 Cara 02.11.09 at 9:25 pm

The problem with Japanese dogs: the breeders are very irresponsible and there is a lot of inbreeding, which explains the genetic diseases.

Can’t decide if I find the Pomster(tm) cute or creepy. Cute. Creepy. Cute. Probably both.

44 Elisha B. 02.11.09 at 9:27 pm

OMG….best giggles of the afternoon!!! The world cannot handle such cute!!

45 Katrina 02.11.09 at 9:28 pm

OK, now make the hamster the size of a rel Pomeranian. (Please)

46 Elisha B. 02.11.09 at 9:28 pm

OMG….best giggles of the afternoon!

The world cannot handle this cute:)

47 Jodi 02.11.09 at 9:35 pm

But I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant ooooooooooooone! If you don’t get me one I am going to hold my breath!

48 Dave T 02.11.09 at 10:11 pm

Wild pomsters are common in the mountains around L.A. But they’re hard to find because they only come out at night. If I adopt one, do I need to get a county dog license?

49 Rach 02.11.09 at 10:18 pm

ew, I actually think that’s creepy. Then again, I don’t really like poms so there ya go.

50 madscientist 02.11.09 at 10:40 pm

Well, I am getting my PhD in genetics. Now I have a post-doc project! All I need is funding….

51 berthaservant 02.11.09 at 11:08 pm

Hello.

If you think this is cute, you should see the pomster babies.

That is all.

52 michele 02.11.09 at 11:10 pm

I WANT!!!!!

53 ariel 02.11.09 at 11:31 pm

CREEPZ.

54 eikoleigh 02.11.09 at 11:46 pm

LOL – I want one…make it two

55 Samantha 02.11.09 at 11:56 pm

GIMME ONE RIGHT NOW

56 Liz 02.12.09 at 12:02 am

the photo has credits which say where the two individual photos used to create this came from… so for those who are going “haha, this is so Photoshopped”, well duh. ;)

…doesn’t mean I don’t want a dozen of these guys, so I can lay on my back and have them run around on my stomach.

:hopes genetic splicing research technology makes a giant leap forward, like, now:

57 Ginger 02.12.09 at 12:21 am

I admit that had me for a moment there. A leetle creepy.

58 Lizzy 02.12.09 at 2:36 am

See, THIS is why I want to be a genetic engineer. Pomsters, mini pandas, mermaids… MUST HAVE!

59 Josh N 02.12.09 at 2:45 am

I like Hameranian better actually.

60 Shaz 02.12.09 at 3:55 am

Waaaaaaaaaaah, must have a Pomster!

61 Kar 02.12.09 at 5:05 am

liz, we have an implicit sarcastic font.

62 Hon Glad 02.12.09 at 6:55 am

Perfect pocket Pom.

63 Jim N 02.12.09 at 1:14 pm

Why does everyone think EVERYTHING is ’shopped? C’mon people! My cousin’s neighbor’s niece has one of these!

64 Kristabelle 02.12.09 at 2:18 pm

I’m not much for the Hammaranian, but I really would like a pocket sized giraffe… I imagine he’d be a little fragile though…
What about a Pommie sized Panda? Pomdas anyone?

65 Gail White 02.12.09 at 4:22 pm

WANT!
DESIRE!
CRAVE!

http://Www.gailwhite.org

66 bee 02.12.09 at 4:44 pm

problem is that everyone will want one now…when i was a kid i got a hamster cage with a pic of a pandabear hamster on it. i wanted one. i searched and searched….do they exist?

67 rachelattack 02.12.09 at 7:06 pm

Well, not to be too critical… but I can think of onnneee reasssonnnn.

68 January 02.12.09 at 7:58 pm

Lighten up peeps. It’s special.

69 January 02.12.09 at 7:59 pm

Re: Panda Bear Hammies…just google!

70 Jen 02.12.09 at 10:35 pm

for those of you saying, “This is ’shopped, I can tewtelly tell…” Uh, yeah. I think that’s kinda the POINT.

Regardless, it had me going for a minute until I looked a bit closer. I don’t think humans could handle so much cute in such a tiny package! Way too cute…Oh, and if the Mad Scientist is taking orders, put me down for 2. kthxbai!

71 kodalai 02.13.09 at 4:58 pm

Pomster? More like PALMster if you ask me. Fits in your palm!

72 Jannah 02.17.09 at 3:18 am

Here—
http://www.flickr.com/photos/scuzzi/468827181/

It was made for someone’s photoshop class:(

73 Miss Cristin 02.26.09 at 4:36 am

Awww. That’s what we used to call my Pomeranian, Romeo. He looked just like a hamster when he was a puppy. So cute!

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