From the monthly archives: February 2009

How I Got Teh Qte

February 20, 2009 By

I was a "normal" person once, one foot in front of the other, living day to day.  Then one morning I woke up, and like a vision, there it was — a pair of ‘tocks, hovering above me like a fuzzy angel.  It was at that moment that I attained the enlightenment known as Teh Qte.  In an instant, the Universe unfolded before me, unlocking its secrets, revealing to me the answer to every question, except for one:

I WANT TO BELIEVE

… how the hell did I manage to pass out here?

And what's more, I think the Universe stole my wallet.

Hmm, last I remember, I was doing shots with Deborah and James S., and then…

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MINSCULE MEERSICLES! (with harmonica soundtrack)

February 20, 2009 By

Taronga Zoo is celebrating the birth of two Meerkat pups, the first to be born at the Zoo in nine years. The two pups, named Zanzibar and Nairobi, were born on Friday January 23 2009 to mother Malawi and have just started venturing out of their nest box to explore the Zoos African-themed Meerkat Desert…

Thanks to Brad H. and The Manly Daily!

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Happy FIRST Birthday Oscar!

February 19, 2009 By

Ruhmember our The BIG WINNER of our Lymphoma and Leukemia Cute Overload Custom Post Auction back in July!? Our winner, Mr. Judd "I Like Birds" K. has spoken and…

HIS DIRECTORIAL DEBUT HAS ARRIVED (Just in time for the academy to hate it)

It’s called: Potsie and Ello vs. (Birthday Boy) Oscar

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More C.O. Gardening Tips!

February 19, 2009 By

It’s an age-old question: "What kind of kitteh is right for my plants?"  Ask a dozen gardeners, you get a dozen theories.  Here at CuteLabs, we go for a simple formula:  With seedlings and other young plants, a loose kitten cover promotes rapid plant growth and friskiness;

I'll just leave you to ponder the concept of friskiness in plants.

Once plants have matured, they’re ready for the additional coverage of a full-sized kitteh.

Just TRY transplanting me, and you are SO scratched.

Yep, them’s some nice pics you dug up there, Diane D.

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Duress Rehearsal

February 19, 2009 By

Will you hammies puh-leeze get organized!  This show opens in three days!  Now, let’s take it again from the top: a-five, six, seven, eight…

Ooof! Ouch! Yer on my foot! Cuttit OUT!

♫ "One… singular sensation, every little step she takes…" ♫

(Psst! In the foreground! Get out of the shot before Christian Bale sees you!)

I see what you did for love there, Laurie N.

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His Beadiness is Bathing

February 18, 2009 By

[Hedgie motorboating sounds]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm

Ppppfffbbttt! Ppppfffbbttt!

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And then:

"Remove me from this filth!"

Hari2

Followed by:

[sniff] The ‘Dry Dry 700′ please.

[quills perk up]

Hari3

Don’t forget ten minutes in the moisturizing face tube, Katherine T.!

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COME ON!!! THROW IT AGAIN

February 18, 2009 By

This pup is totally looking up at some guy wearing a "Kiss the Cook!" apron.

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Kevin T. and Chief Sister Officer sent in Sparky the ball-chasing pup.

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Junior Snailio Sniffs an Eye Stalk

February 18, 2009 By

Before our friend Snailio Iglesias goes out on his next adventure, he stops to sniff Mom’s eye stalk.

Sniff Sniff.

SNORRRRRF

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SUPER GROSS EYE STALK ENHANCE!

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Um, thanks for sending, Uncle Wire [shifty eyes]

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There’s One Born Every Minute

February 18, 2009 By

"Yeah, I was a little skeptical at first, too. But the guy who sold me the map said this is where the gold doubloons are buried, so…"

Seemed like a nice guy, trustworthy face...

Don’t let him open any e-mail from Nigeria, Leslie.

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Bitsy’s Plan Hits A Snag

February 17, 2009 By

"Oh, man, this is going to be awesome.  I just sit here in the bowl and act like granola, and when she comes over with the milk, I open my mouth real wide, and…"

"Wait a minute, when did she switch to soy milk?!  Dang, I hate that stuff!"

And besides, I'm non-lactose intolerant!

The best-laid plans of mousers and men often go awry, Diane D.

[Looks like this one has been around the internet and back since a couple of years ago...  - Ed.]

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